I'm an undercover agent at the High School of Magic

Qihai Jianren is the most irritable.

The student Gojo Satoru, who was as annoying as him, not only changed his gender in just a few months, but also suddenly became an adult woman one year older than himself...

How about making a movie here, dreaming back to 15 years old?

Outrageous, very outrageous.

What's even more outrageous is that this woman is obviously not familiar with him, but she likes to run here for nothing. Gojo Satoru has been very upset to see him recently, and the amount of tasks assigned to him by the high school has increased sharply with her private goods.

"Ms. Hemei, can you stop following me?" Qi Hai just sat down at the bar when she saw her jogging over, obviously well prepared.

"It's been a long time since I've had a good rest." I beg you two to let me go.

"Ah, are you talking about the thing Gojo Satoru messed up before? Don't worry, I've already scolded him."

is that useful?

"I haven't had a good rest for three whole days." He reminded again tactfully.

"Oh, so you're talking about Wujo Wuluan sending you a task. I've already filed a complaint with Principal Ye Moth. Don't worry, if there is any overtime work, it must have nothing to do with him."

This consolation sounds chilling, if it has nothing to do with Gojo Satoru, he has to work overtime, right?

Qihai took a sip of wine to suppress her shock.

"Ms. Hemei, I heard that you opened a field at the exchange meeting before, right?"

"That's right, that's right."

"Then why haven't you done the magician rating yet? At your level, at least a first-level magician is more than enough."

In a word, why don't you go to work.

If one more person works, one more person will share the work. Let me work overtime together.

I don't know if Hemei understood the meaning behind his words, but the woman smiled smirkly and said something shocking.

"Oh, this, because something happened, my strength has regressed a lot, and now I may not even be able to score a second grade, so let's take it easy."

"Eh?"

"It has something to do with my ability."

Qihai thought that they were not familiar enough to discuss such a topic, so she kept her mouth shut.

The atmosphere will not become awkward or dull because of this, because Hemei is a person who talks a lot like Gojo Satoru, as long as she wants, she can chat until dawn on her own.

……

Today her topic is dogs.

Hemei doesn't know why, people around her always hate dogs.

"Yes, I'm talking about you, don't pretend to be stupid, that idiot who ate a whole bag of dog food for sex, only to find out that the dog food was expired and was sent to the hospital for gastric lavage for a whole day."

As soon as the conversation started, Hemei suddenly pointed to a black-haired man who was preparing to leave as if nothing had happened.

It was Osamu Dazai, he stuck out his tongue, without any sign of remorse for his stalking behavior.

"Hemeijiang, don't be so mean, you gave me that bag of dog food."

"Ghost knows you'll eat it yourself."

"Wow, you actually plan to poison the dog, good or bad~"

Tsurumi looked at Osamu Dazai who was going to slander her reputation, and kicked him out with a kick on his ass.

"Don't get me wrong, I just didn't pay attention to the date... After all, I don't own a dog, and it's normal to accidentally let it go too far."

Seven Seas sighed.

He wasn't interested in pointing out the logical errors in Hemei's words... Anyway, this woman's friends were the same as hers, and it was normal for them to entrap each other.

"What else, dog?" Qihai took a sip of the peanuts, "Didn't you say that there are always people who hate dogs? Who else?"

……

Next is Edogawa Ranpo.

"Dogs, whether it's a poor pet dog sold on the side of the road to pray for food, or a big stupid dog that doesn't wink, are disgusting to death... They don't understand what is other people's things. "

"Hey, Ranpo, since when did you hate dogs?"

Luanbu stared at Hemei unhappy.

"When the dogs came around."

……

Qihai held up the wine glass, but put it down again hesitantly.

This doesn't sound like a dog, but it means something to some people.

A big, clumsy dog ​​with no winks... I'm talking about Gojo Satoru, but who is that pitiful puppy?

……

Junpei also hates dogs.

I met Junping by chance while shopping in the store yesterday, and I happened to have something to do at the high school, so I went back with him by the way.

As a result, I met a Chihuahua on the road.

The Chihuahua is not big, but it is very fierce. Standing in the middle of the road, it barks heart-piercingly at the two of them.

Both of them were taken aback by this little thing, especially Shunping. After he was stunned for a moment, he was so frightened that he immediately hugged Hemei.

"Although he explained afterwards that it was because he was so frightened that he subconsciously wanted to grab something, and apologized to me... But no matter how you think about it, he must be afraid of dogs, otherwise he wouldn't be scared like this by the Chihuahua."

Qihai calmly ordered another plate of appetizers.

Well, the poor puppy was found.

……

Three people have already talked about the topic of dogs, but I didn't expect it to be more than that.

Gojo Satoru was carrying a bag of Xijiufu yesterday, when he was looking for someone at the place in front of this bar, he was startled by the barking of a bully dog ​​in a car.

Qihai paused for a moment and asked, "Could it be that he was also scared into your arms?"

"No, I was just passing by at the time, and what does it matter." Hemei was puzzled, "I was across the road at the time, and I happened to see him, and he made all kinds of funny faces at the dog locked in the car, I frightened back."

Ah this...

"It's indeed something he can do." Qi Hai pondered for a moment, then picked up his glass in a happy mood, "But it has nothing to do with whether you hate dogs or not, maybe he just wants to play with dogs... Maybe he still wants to I think I have a good relationship with the dog."

"That's right. He's always like that. He hates cats and dogs when he does things. He has no idea... Wait, are you alluding to someone?"

Qihai just smiled and said nothing.

……

By the time the two left the bar, it was already late.

Although being a conjurer doesn't need to pick him up, Jianren Qihai still thoughtfully decided to watch Hemei get into a taxi.

But quite coincidentally, they saw Wujo Wu again at the place Hemei described yesterday.

From afar, I saw Gojo Satoru carrying a large bag of things like touching porcelain, passing the car exaggeratedly.

A shocking sound of dog barking came from the night sky.

"ya~ so scary~"

This flamboyant performance... OK, it's confirmed, this is the dog in the car yesterday.

"It's you again, what a fate, do you want to play together today? I bought an interesting dog collar~ But you have to come back first before we can play together."

The two stared dumbfounded at Wujo Wu talking to himself, deliberately hiding under the car window to make the dog think he was gone and then jumping out suddenly to scare it... In short, he aroused the dog's desire for life outside the car window He died, he even learned to drive the window by himself.

"Hey, he's really a smart dog with a lot of talent, come on, it's a little bit, a little bit, you can come out to play with me, come on!!!"

Encouraged by him, the dog quickly opened the car window and jumped out, and then bit... Wujo Wu's No Lower Limit.

"Oh, what a pity, it almost succeeded... You are such a bad dog, but it's okay, I forgive you." Gojo Satoru let the dog off the No Lower Limit pretending to be generous, ignoring the dog The struggle put it on a strange dog collar, "You must learn to be a good dog."

The angry dog ​​jumped up and bit it the second he put it down. The position was very impressive, but it was still blocked by No Lower Limit.

"Oh, why didn't you learn well, but it doesn't matter, I also brought a lot of other interesting things, throwing and catching the ball, do you like it?"

Just when he was proudly holding the new toy and continuing to educate the dog, an unexpected figure appeared.

It was Osamu Dazai, he jumped forward while shouting surprise, and hugged Wujo Satoru's waist tightly.

!!!

A shocking cry of weeping ghosts and gods rose to the sky again.

It's just that this time, the person who called her has changed to another person.