[Comprehensive Film and Television] I made an appointment with you at the wrong end

You can hear the sound of breathing and see something strange, this time you hit the arrow without any difference

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Ever since Lu Zhu forced her to disguise herself as a woman, Li Xiaojun has never paid any attention to her until now.

Even though Lu Zhu apologized to him kindly and kindly, he didn't seem to see it. Even though they lived in the same room and were so close to each other, Li Xiaojun still bit his lower lip tightly every time he saw her. Ken speaks.

Lu Zhu was also very helpless. She had explained to Li Xiaojun many times that this was just a temporary tactic, and this tactic was indeed very effective in getting them through. The inspectors thought they were temporarily rented by a Cantonese opera troupe from other places. The two sisters here even boast that they are both so dignified and beautiful...

Maybe that's why he got angry. After all, this is a common problem of straight men's thinking. People like them think that the rougher a man is, the more masculine he is. A man with makeup thinks he's a sissy...

Lu Zhu leaned on the sofa and ate melon seeds. While watching TV, he happened to glance at Li Xiaojun next door who was half-lying on the table copying English phrases for practice.

Li Xiaojun didn't talk to her, but Lu Zhu wasn't afraid of being lonely, and directly communicated closely with the audience in the live broadcast room, and when he got excited, he even exploded his ID for playing games before.

This is great, a large part of the sand sculpture netizens in the barrage have also played or are playing this game called "Jian Wang San", and this game is not only a well-known training base for sand sculpture netizens, It is also a concentration camp for copying the party, and it is also the Whampoa Military Academy of technical nerds.Not long after the ID burst, someone picked up the information of Lu Zhu and her former teammates - not only was the 5v5 arena playing the devil configuration of Sanmingjiao with Xiuhua and double breasts, but she also struggled for a whole season. A brother-in-a-brother who can hit the [-]th rank...

Lu Zhu had no choice but to cry without tears and explained to the sand sculpture netizens who had filled the entire screen: Those three Mingjiao teammates are really crooked nuts. She just wants to have fun and play in the arena.Even her ID "Sanming Shuixiu" was taken by these three guys after they rummaged through an idiom dictionary with great interest.However, Shuixiu's game skills are not good, but the game skills of the three of them are quite good.

At this time, some netizens who had fought against her remembered it and helped explain that what Lu Zhu said was true.At the beginning, their team and Lu Zhu's team lined up on the same map to fight, and the voices on the opposite side were mixed, regardless of the language. English, Japanese, Korean, German, and French languages ​​also appeared from time to time. It was obviously a five-person team, but they insisted on the effect of a multinational force. .

In this regard, Lu Zhu said that the three crooked people are all mixed blood, and she can swear in so many languages, which is largely influenced by these three people...

Otherwise, how do you say that it is best to learn to swear first when learning other languages.

Netizens also said that at the beginning, this strange team was still a joke in the post bar, but then it came to the graduation exam season, and this strange team disappeared from the arena.

Lu Zhu also came forward to reply to this question, saying that after the graduation exam, everyone could not be together again, so they all quit the game temporarily.

This unavoidable reason immediately caused many viewers and netizens who could no longer play games or temporarily couldn't play games due to various reasons to sigh.

Speaking of this, the feeling of meeting an old acquaintance in a foreign land made Lu Zhu also bring his thoughts back to Li Xiaojun: both of them are from the mainland, and they are incompatible with Xiangjiang. Surprised eyes, as if they came from another world.

If a person wanders here, he will definitely be psychologically shadowed by this gaze.

They are lucky, two people can lean on each other and talk to each other.

Seeing Li Xiaojun frowning while staring at a long sentence in English, Lu Zhu pushed the teacup to his hand and read it out to him softly.

Fortunately, he just ignored Lu Zhu's lead reading, preferring to speak his broken Chinese, Cantonese and English with the Thai girl with a strong accent across the table, and learn from each other's extremely non-standard plastic English, and I don't want to come to communicate with Lu Zhu's incomparably standard Oxford accent.

Okay, if you do the first day of junior high school, I will do the fifteenth day too!

Apologizing every day or getting a unilateral cold war by Li Xiaojun, Lu Zhu, who was out of breath, also made a decision.

It just so happened that Li Qiao recently took a part-time job in a flower shop, and there was a shortage of manpower there, so Lu Zhu decisively went to help.

Li Xiaojun has been slaughtering chickens and ducks in the market for a long time, and has been promoted. Now he has become a small worker helping in the kitchen. It is a normal shift, and he does not go to work until seven in the morning.He usually leaves at 06:30, so Lu Zhu got up on time and got up half an hour earlier than him to work in Li Qiao's flower shop.After finishing the bouquet at the flower shop, Lu Zhu rode a bicycle to deliver the bouquet to the order address, then went back to work at McDonald's, and continued to go to the flower shop after work. In short, he was busy every day until late at night before returning home.

At that time, Li Xiaojun, who always went to bed early, had already fallen asleep.

Lu Zhu pushed open the door, and sure enough, he saw Li Xiaojun sleeping soundly covered with a quilt.However, he still has a little conscience and knows to leave a small lamp for her to illuminate.

Lu Zhu tidied up, turned off the light, and climbed onto the upper bunk to rest.

[Rewarding the anchor with 233 small spaceships: Hahahaha, the anchor who failed to perform the operation was unilaterally cold-warned by the male protagonist and had to switch careers to temporarily broadcast the struggling life of the low-level citizens, so pitiful hahahahahaha]

[Xiao Ming's angry appearance almost killed me from laughing. A child who doesn't care about the contemptuous names for mainlanders like "Cousin" and "A Can" can insist on ignoring the anchor for so many days. It seems that I was really annoyed by the anchor's last show operation]

[The anchor also apologized for several days and he is still like this, which is a bit too much. Anyway, the two husband and wife fought at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed! 】

[Looking at the front, Mengxin hasn't completely chased after her. Do you know how the anchor and Xiao Ming got engaged?In fact, in the fast-forwarding plot of the capital, Xiao Ming was introverted when he was a child, and he was protected from being bullied by other children only by the anchor.As for Xiao Ming's mother is a strong woman, if Xiao Ming's grades are poor, she must give Xiao Ming a meal of "braised pork with rattan".She prefers domineering anchors, so she asked Xiao Ming to get engaged to the anchor before she left. If she didn't get engaged, she was afraid that Xiao Ming would be bullied by others after she left. Xiao Ming has always been a good boy and listened to his mother, so the two became unmarried couple……】

[After watching the whole process, I also want to say: Xiao Ming probably feels that the anchor is just a very good friend now. The previous intimate behavior completely replicated when he drove the anchor to school when he was a child. Now Xiao Ming is probably still an "honest People", the brain is not fully enlightened.This time the anchor stepped on his pain point, it is no small matter for an honest person to get angry...]

[Reward the anchor with 88 medium-sized spaceships: I have seen the male protagonist's perspective and I want to speak!Xiao Ming is not angry anymore, but he is an honest person who can't make a good sentence with three sticks. The only operation he can do is to stay up all night and wait. He waited all night until he heard the voice of the anchor coming home before pretending in a hurry. Asleep! 】

Lu Zhu froze for a moment when he saw this barrage, and lightly tapped on the bed board: "Are you asleep?"

"I'm already asleep!" Li Xiaojun's voice came up through the cover of the quilt, muffled and a little unnatural, obviously such a rare male voice with a subwoofer, but he insisted on saying it out of a funny movie smell.

"You..." Lu Zhu thought for a while, and was about to speak.

"Don't disturb me, I'm going to sleep!" Li Xiaojun interrupted her unceremoniously.

The tender and tactful words were immediately choked by this incomprehensible guy, Lu Zhu let out a long breath, and decided to hang him out for a few more days.

The next day, when Lu Zhu got up, Li Xiaojun had already gone out before her.

I looked at the clock on the wall, it was only five o'clock in the morning...

Why is he avoiding her like this? !

When I came to the flower shop to prepare for work, I was surprised to find that the orders to be sent by the flower shop were much less than usual.

"Is business not good recently?" Lu Zhu asked Li Qiao with the small stack of orders.

"Oh, no, I know you have worked hard recently, so I sent some in advance." Li Qiao replied very naturally.

Seeing that Lu Zhu nodded to show that he understood and then went out to deliver the goods, Li Qiao patted his chest to calm down his nervous mood: Sigh, although there is an extra free labor, it’s really not right to lie to a good girlfriend an easy job.

Fortunately, May is very simple and easy to deceive.

Thinking of this, Li Qiao continued to take care of the newly purchased batch of flowers.

At the same time, Lu Zhu, who was delivering goods across the streets, also got a barrage prompt from the netizen who was in charge of the hero's perspective. The car turned around to avoid the route of Li Xiaojun, who secretly got up early to help her deliver the goods, so as to avoid the two Run into mutual embarrassment.

Very well, she avoided it for another half a month.

Li Xiaojun still hasn't spoken to her.

That night when she came home from work and opened the door, she found for the first time that Li Xiaojun was not pretending to be asleep, but was sitting on the lower bunk to install wooden stakes.

Lu Zhu gave him a strange look, and found that he was just sitting there so quietly, his face was so red that it was almost bleeding.

Not to mention that he secretly did too much work for her recently and his original job was not easy, and he couldn't even take a rest, so he was sick.

Lu Zhu stretched out his hand to touch his forehead.

Li Xiaojun woke up suddenly, as if he had been scalded by a branding iron, he jumped into the bed, but because the bunk bed was too small and short for his stature, he hit his head directly, and after taking a breath, He quickly covered his face with one hand and the back of his head with the other, and buried his head in the quilt like an ostrich.

Only half of the red ear that could not be covered was exposed to the dim light outside.

This is probably the case with rosy white. Not only is it almost transparent, but it is also glowing red. The cartilage of the ear pinna is so fragile and delicate that it makes people want to break it.

Don't look at Li Xiaojun's rough straight man design, but he is really a natural beauty with delicate and fair skin. Words such as "butter boy" and "green, beautiful and fair" can all be thrown at him. .

However, Lu Zhu couldn't care less about admiring it. Li Xiaojun in this state is too abnormal. She has to ask the netizens who watched the hero's perspective today to understand the reason.

[It's too late to explain!Anchor run!Anchor run!Anchor run!Important things are said three times! ! ! 】

[Anchor don't run!Streamer, don't run away!Streamer, don't run away!The guy in front is playing tricks on you! ! ! 】

[Fuck, won't your conscience hurt? !Hasn't your family been speculating on the personality of Prince Charming, a gentle gentleman? !Why are you so black-hearted as fans? ! 】

[We are all speaking with conscience!One look at you and you will know that you are fans of emojis!Come again to destroy the relationship between my Xiao Ming and the anchor! ! ! 】

[Noisy yarn, what did we city fans say?Why are you so noisy? 】

[That's right, we Huami didn't say anything, is it interesting for you to fight like this...]

[I'm ashamed to say that the most ruthless pinch is your Hua VS City!Don't think that we don't know that you have started another post to fight with each other elsewhere. If it weren't for the prohibition of fighting now, you would have already started fighting! 】

[Oh sun, how long has it been since the Battle of Dawn, you guys are fighting because of these trivial things, are you shameless?Are we worthy of the more than 8000 heroes who died for our present peace? ! 】

[Please don't say anything before 555, I can't hold back my tears QAQ]

[I haven't been here for a while, why did they start arguing again, the big four are so turbulent, I'm afraid you haven't experienced Tan Zhang...]

【It's you!An ancient giant who has experienced the four major scenes and even made an offline appointment! ! !It turns out that you, an old man, have actually experienced Tan VS Zhang#惊惊#惊惊#惊惊】

[Let me tell you something human, Xiao Ming worked secretly for the flower shop very hard during this time, so Li Qiao, played by Eel, gave him a little reward—I rented four boxes for him, all of which were indescribable. He just finished watching a videotape with a dazed face, but you came back as the anchor...]

What the hell!

Seeing this bullet screen from the logic ghost that he hadn't seen for a long time, Lu Zhu was so shocked that he quickly jumped onto the top bunk of the bunk bed.

After an unknown amount of time, there was a slight vibration from below, probably because the ostrich finally appeared.

There was a light beep to turn off the lights.

"Are you asleep?" Li Xiaojun's voice rang in his ears.

Of course I didn't sleep, but this situation is a bit embarrassing, pretending to be asleep is the best way.

Lu Zhu doesn't know how to use Li Xiaojun's extremely poor method of pretending to be asleep, and she can answer people's questions... If she wants to pretend to be asleep, she must use the skills of pretending to be dead to pretend to be asleep.

This is a powerful acting skill that has been certified by the criminal policeman Jin of the serious crime team and Yin, the number one killer in the Jianghu, and it is well deserved.

It felt like a pair of hands tucked her quilt, but inadvertently touched her face.

A small exclamation was almost inaudible, and the breathing of the person next to him became a little disordered.

Could it be that this guy with a mind as pure as a white dove finally got a little enlightened?

Feeling a touch as soft as a feather on his face, Lu Zhu suddenly opened his eyes, and the handsome face that was so red that it was about to bleed came into view.

The four eyes met, and the shy red instantly turned into a frightened white.

Seeing Li Xiaojun's small eyes seemed to be accusing her of evil intentions and pretending to be sleeping to deceive others, full of panic, grievance and shyness, Lu Zhu couldn't help showing a smile of successful mischief.

"How dare you say you don't like me?!" Lu Zhu said, looking sideways at him.

"If it wasn't...if I hadn't lost to you at poker, I wouldn't have agreed to get engaged to you..." Li Xiaojun's eyes wandered, talking about him from left to right.

"Fine, anyway, it was just to let Auntie leave with peace of mind. Since you don't want to, then let's stop here." Lu Zhu lifted the quilt and was about to get up: "I'm looking for another man."

A pair of hands pressed her shoulders firmly.

"No!" The redness on Li Xiaojun's face had almost faded, but his eyes started to turn red again because of Lu Zhu's anger.

"No what?" Lu Zhu raised his chin lightly and looked at him provocatively.

"No! Don't find another man!" The redness in Li Xiaojun's eyes spread back to his face, and he spoke with gnashing of teeth in anger.

Lu Zhu snorted contemptuously from his nostrils, and looked at the bewildered boy mockingly.

Li Xiaojun bit his lower lip habitually, then seemed to have made up his mind, closed his eyes and came closer.

Lu Zhu let out a cry of pain, covered his bumped nose and pushed him away viciously.

"Yes, I'm sorry...I don't want to hurt you! I, I look inside...their expressions are very painful when they kiss...I just want to gently..." Li Xiaojun hurriedly grabbed the upper bed with both hands , explained incoherently.

"I'm still a little... scared..." Li Xiaojun lowered his head more and more as he spoke.

Li Qiao is such an idiot, what kind of movies did he show him? It's not that he doesn't know how poor the education in this area is in the mainland at this time.Living here for so long, Li Xiaojun has always wondered why the nearby "chickens" don't have to work during the day and can go out to play at night dressed up...

Compared with Mr. A's little wolf dog who can find opportunities to get close to him anytime and anywhere, Li Xiaojun, who is about his age, is simply a stubborn rock that can't be pushed.

"Forget it, I'm not angry with you, and you don't want to be angry with me, let's make peace, okay?" Lu Zhu rubbed his nose to confirm that there was no bleeding or injury, and there was no problem. He waved his hand tiredly.

Li Xiaojun nodded obediently.

"Sleep, I have to get up early to work tomorrow." Lu Zhu pulled up the quilt and covered himself.

After a rustling sound, Li Xiaojun also returned to the lower bunk to lie down.

"Tomorrow... shall I take you to the flower shop by bike?" Li Xiaojun's voice came from below.

"Okay." Lu Zhu turned over, adjusted a more comfortable posture and began to prepare for a rest.

"Then let's pull the hook." After a while, Li Xiaojun suddenly said again.

This childish ghost!

Lu Zhu, who was about to fall asleep, half-closed his eyes and put his left hand down.

As soon as she put her hand down, Li Xiaojun's hand hooked her little finger, as if she had been waiting in the air for a long time, no more than her hand was still warm from the quilt just now, Li Xiaojun's hand was already wrapped. A little bit of winter coolness.

"we have a deal."

The last memory of this night is Li Xiaojun's words with a slightly cheerful tone.