[Comprehensive Film and Television] I made an appointment with you at the wrong end

I, I, I was born in Beijing, I don't know who will decide the fate

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1986, April 3.

No matter how disturbing the bumping sound of the green leather train was, most of the people on the train couldn't bear the long journey anymore, and fell asleep in unison.

"Comrade, get up quickly, the station is here!" An old aunt's voice came from above.

Lu Zhu opened his eyes in a daze, and before he had time to react, he felt the sleeping person who was leaning head-to-head against her at the back suddenly jumped up——

"This person is too impatient!" A hand hastily stretched out to support her head that was thrown back unexpectedly because of the sudden loss of support. Lu Zhu took advantage of the situation to sit up straight, and saw Li Xiaojun who was sitting next to him a little bit. He stared dissatisfiedly at the back of the man going away.

"I'm fine, I'm in a hurry to get out of the car, let's go too." Lu Zhu smiled and greeted him in Mandarin.

Hearing this, Li Xiaojun picked up the suitcase and the red, white and blue plastic bags with both hands, followed her out of the car with a silly face, followed her to the side of the escalator, and stepped out.

This time, it was Lu Zhu's turn to quickly reach out to grab Li Xiaojun who was about to roll off, and then guide him to stand on one of the grids.

Standing on the escalator, Li Xiaojun cautiously leaned over to look out, his expression changed from panic to doubt to curiosity.

After watching such a 1.8-meter-old boy walk down the escalator, now he looks around like a curious baby with bright eyes, and then thinks of the killer number 3662 in the last world who only uttered four sentences in three years, The contrast should not be too touching.

Lu Zhu shook his head amusedly, and waved for a taxi.

"Everything here in Xiangjiang is different from the capital. There are many people, many cars, and extremely high buildings..." Li Xiaojun couldn't stop thinking about it until he was stuffed into the back seat of a taxi by Lu Zhu.

According to the address in the letter, Li Xiaojun found the place where Li Xiaojun's aunt lived, and Li Xiaojun became more and more panicked: the rental house where his aunt lived was divided into several small units by the landlord. Women who come to do skin and meat business, etc.; he can only speak Mandarin, not to mention that he can't understand what foreigners say, and he can't understand what foreigners say...

Li Xiaojun grasped Lu Zhu's clothes tightly, obviously panicked inside, making him look helpless and pitiful, but he straightened up on the surface, wanting to give his childhood sweetheart the same reckless rush into Xiangjiang as him. A reliable arm for the fiancée.

Aunt was very kind to them, even though she was only a dancer for a living and didn't have much money, she still rented a small single room at the back of the rental house for Li Xiaojun and Lu Zhu, so that they could have a place to stay.

This small single room used to look like a utility room, filled with a large pile of cardboard boxes containing various odds and ends.But it has a double wooden bed and two faucets inside, which is already a good place for poor people like them who don't have much money in their pockets.

[Reward the anchor with 233 small spaceships: Anchor, are you putting all your money-drawing luck on the beauty-drawing side?Why did you become poor again, and even poorer than the last world hhhhh】

[Fuck me, anchor, are you going to live in the legendary "subdivided flat" next?The kind where a house is divided into several?It is said that the toilet can also live in people? 】

[What is a subdivided room?Ask for popular science! 】

[The above, the subdivided house, also known as the house in the house, is a type of rental house in Xiangjiang.After all, Xiangjiang is very expensive, so the landlord will divide a house into several small single rooms, and rent them to some grassroots people or low-income people who are new to Xiangjiang. Can't fit a single bed...Of course, this kind of room has a more appropriate name called "coffin room". Later, toilet room, balcony room, cage room, water pipe room, container room, etc. were developed based on this. Anyway, only You can't think of it, no landlord can't do it_(:з」∠)_]

[Reward the host with 666 bottles of nutrient solution: The first-generation subdivided room hahahahahaha, the size of the room is so impressive, the distance between the bed and the wall... emmmmm, people who are a little fatter will be stuck and unable to walk...]

[Depressed, I just came over from the "Old Dream of Beijing" next door, and I wanted to see the prosperity of the "Old Port Style" to soothe my heavy heart. As a result, what kind of world are you, the host, in this round? You and the hero are two The capital has been squatting for more than ten years before coming to Xiangjiang, and it is so poor that it makes people sad...]

[Satisfaction, at least the anchor is now a regular worker, and can use the auxiliary system to fast-forward those time periods that have nothing to do with the plot. The childhood time in the capital for more than ten years is all automatically generated by the system according to the plot outline, and can be quickly refreshed in a few days over.Now in Xiangjiang, the main drama is finally about to begin. 】

[Reward the anchor with 520 large spaceships: report to the team of people with money abilities!Now that we’ve arrived in Xiangjiang, the anchor will take a boat to the city of Macau next door to gamble. Isn’t that everything? →_→】

【You have such a beautiful idea. The hero of our round, who grew up under the red banner and whose roots are red, Comrade Li Xiaojun really hates gambling.The anchor only turned over in "Fallen Angels" in the last round, and now it is restarting the world line. Although they are all Li Sheng's literary films, this literary film is obviously better than the last one (after all, Li Xiaojun is really stupid) , she doesn't dare to do any more showy operations ╮(╯▽╰)╭]

"By the way, don't call me aunt, call me Roise." My aunt hugged a puppy and opened the window of the room and said to Li Xiaojun, and waved Li Xiaojun and Lu Zhu to her room.

Entering the aunt's room, the first thing that catches the eye is a lot of old newspapers pasted on the wall opposite the door. Next to the mirror on the dressing table, there is an old photo frame that is obviously carefully preserved. The yellowing of the horns reveals the ruthlessness of time.

In the photo is a Western man, who is said to be a foreign star called William Holden, who is also my aunt’s dream lover. My aunt often talks about having dinner with William at the Peninsula Hotel in Hollywood Road. Speaking of it, I will sigh for the unforgettable memories of that night.

Although others say that she likes idols too much, so she just imagined and fabricated fantasies.But Lu Zhu could see that the look in her aunt's eyes full of happiness and longing when she talked about William was by no means a fantasy.

For an idol, an occasional act may soon be forgotten.But for fans, this behavior is a lifetime memory.

Just like my aunt, that dinner together made a story about a girl named Roise who lived as a widow all her life.

To this day, Roise is still waiting for him in that shabby little apartment in Xiangjiang, looking at the wall-covered photos of William, hoping that he can go back to find her.

It's just that she didn't know that two years ago, William had passed away from a heart attack caused by alcoholism.

This is what Lu Zhu asked the viewers who watched the live broadcast to find out, and this news that can be found through the Internet at will, in this era when most people have not yet realized the Internet, will become a secret.

A secret kept only from Roise.

"Now Xiangjiang is called by English names, Xiaojun, Xiaojuan, do you have English names?" My aunt asked while searching the closet.

"I was born in May, so I named myself May in English." Lu Zhu replied sweetly in Cantonese.

Hearing this, Li Xiaojun tugged on her sleeve lightly, his big black and white eyes stared like the eyes of a small frog, as if complaining that she secretly gave herself an English name without telling him.

Lu Zhu raised his hand in a pitiful gesture as a gesture of begging for mercy, which immediately caused Li Xiaojun, who was pretending to be angry, to laugh.

Seeing Li Xiaojun like this, my aunt tapped him lightly, and reprimanded him, "Look at you, Xiaojuan can speak Cantonese so fluently after only a few days since you came here, and you still speak Mandarin as soon as you speak." , If you don’t learn from others, forget it, and just know how to giggle!"

After training a few words, seeing Li Xiaojun's aggrieved expression, my aunt took out a well-preserved old suit jacket and handed it to him: "You can wear this suit tomorrow. Applying for a job here in Xiangjiang is not called an application. You are called to see a worker...you are still laughing! Seeing your stupid appearance, it would be strange for the police not to check your ID card."

"Thank you." Li Xiaojun took it carefully.

"After you get your salary, just take it to dry cleaning. One day he will come back and ask me to get it." When the aunt said this, she suddenly laughed a little embarrassedly.

"Uncle?" Li Xiaojun also smiled, turned his head to look at the photo on the wall, and asked.

"William." Auntie corrected with a smile.

That kind of smile with anticipation and hope made Lu Zhu next to him also smile knowingly.

At this time, the call of the takeaway boy came from outside.

When my aunt went out to pick up food, Lu Zhu helped lay the suit flat on Li Xiaojun's hands, and then said to him in Mandarin, "Tomorrow I'm going to another place to see a job, can you do it by yourself?"

"Okay, I can understand Cantonese, I just can't speak it well. Besides, my aunt gave me such a beautiful dress, I will definitely succeed in seeing the job." Li Xiaojun was quite confident.

On the second day, Li Xiaojun didn't even slap his face. Li Xiaojun really succeeded in seeing the job.

He looked at Lu Zhu very happily and said: "My job is in transportation. It's not hard at all. I get more than 2000 yuan a month, and there is also an attendance bonus. It's not bad, right? Those cadres above earn less than me. How much..."

Lu Zhu nodded with a smile, and saw that he hung up the old suit jacket that he had replaced very carefully, and then took out a new set of rough cloth clothes to try on.

According to him, his boss told him not to dress too well for work.

Of course, through the reminders of the audience friends, Lu Zhu knew that his job was to be a "chicken guy" who was in charge of slaughtering chickens and ducks in the market. Bike delivery.Li Xiaojun told her that work is not hard at all, partly because he is from the mainland and has developed a hard-working character since he was a child, and partly because he doesn't want to worry her.

Occasionally, Li Xiaojun would deliver goods to the McDonald's where Lu Zhu worked. At lunch time, the two would hold hands and run to the shaded place on the side of the road to eat boxed lunches.

Looking at such a young boy, the listening songs are all songs like "I am a soldier", and he sings along while waving a plastic spoon while eating, which makes Lu Zhu next to him almost choke.

When he got off work, Li Xiaojun rode a bicycle and took Lu Zhu home together. When the weather was fine and the evening wind was warm but not stuffy, he would happily pick up the rope tied to chickens and ducks and wave it as a whip, pretending that he was riding a horse. Similarly, Lu Zhu, who was happily sitting in the back, also yelled "drive" after him, and the two laughed and yelled together, having fun.

The pure and leisurely mood makes people can't help shouting and laughing, it is a kind of happiness that money can't bring.

Money, however, can bring many other pleasures.

It was another new day, and Lu Zhu changed into a red striped short-sleeved uniform and put on the little red hat of the McDonald's staff, and took over the off-duty staff to stand behind the counter and start working.

"Next!" Lu Zhu lowered his head and tidied up the table, then shouted.

Seeing that the person's clothes looked familiar, Lu Zhu raised his head suspiciously, and Li Xiaojun's curious smiling face came into view.

"What are you doing here?" Lu Zhu whispered.

"I got my salary today, and I want to eat that Han, hamburger and that Ke Ke Ke Ke with you..." Li Xiaojun explained to Lu Zhu why he came here suddenly.

"Then wait for me for a while, I will take over, you go find a place to sit, rest and listen to music, I will go to find you when I can have lunch later, and bring you the hamburger and Coca-Cola you want by the way. "Lu Zhu said with a smile.

Li Xiaojun nodded cheerfully.

The female colleague next to him gave him a strange look.

When it was time for the lunch gathering, the female colleague came over, casually put her Mickey Mouse backpack aside, and asked Lu Zhu curiously, "May, who is he? Why is he always speaking Mandarin?"

"He is my fiancé from mainland China, named Li Xiaojun. He is on vacation today, and he came here specially to find me." Lu Zhu answered her.

"Xiaojun, let me introduce you. Her name is Li Qiao. She is my colleague. She and I are very good friends." Lu Zhu turned to introduce Li Xiaojun again.

"Hello." Li Xiaojun was always shy when he saw outsiders, so he just smiled weakly and said hello.

"Can't he speak Cantonese yet? I think you can speak it very well, and your English is also very good. Why don't you teach him?" Li Qiao asked.

"No, Xiao Juan has taught me very hard. I can understand Cantonese, but I just want to say... I am relatively stupid, and I am a little slow to learn..." Li Xiaojun explained hastily.

"Then do you want to learn English with May? She has good English scores in our school. You are her fiancé, and studying with her can be regarded as a companion. Maybe the teaching method in the school is more suitable for you. ?” Li Qiao suddenly became interested, and took out a flyer of the English training school and handed it to him.

Seeing that his friend had an occupational disease attack again, Lu Zhu took the leaflet angrily and amusedly, and glanced at the smiling Li Qiao: "Okay, I know how to attract students everywhere, but you are right, I After teaching him for so long, he can't learn it, so it's better to let a professional teacher teach him. I'll trouble you to take us to the school to fill out the registration form in a while."

Li Qiao is a very enthusiastic person, but she loves to make money; not only does she have a job at McDonald's, she also works as a part-time cleaner in a training school, and by the way, she also takes a job for the training school to recruit students. She has a commission for every student who signs up.

No, as soon as Lu Zhu came in to work, she had already set her sights on Lu Zhu.

Lu Zhu originally had to find a reason for himself to be able to speak English, and Li Qiao also happened to be at the door. Naturally, this matter was a bargain for one family and two families. Both parties benefited, and they completed the registration study very happily.

After get off work, I went to the training school with Li Qiao to sign up for Li Xiaojun to learn English. When I went out, Li Qiao walked in the front. Maybe it was because I was tired from work today, and a class who was unsteady and stepped on the wrong stairs was about to lean forward——

Li Xiaojun and Lu Zhu quickly stretched out their hands to pull her, but it turned out that the tall and tall Li Xiaojun pulled her first with the advantage of his length. After Li Qiao turned around and thanked him, Li Xiaojun smiled embarrassedly and said: "You are welcome. Although you are heavier than my lover, I still have enough strength to pull you."

When Li Qiao heard this, her face immediately turned dark.

Lu Zhu covered Li Xiaojun's mouth so that the straight man of steel would not say anything that had no desire to survive, and then smiled at Li Qiao very apologetically.

After receiving Li Qiao's helpless shaking of the head as an answer, knowing that Li Qiao had forgiven Li Xiaojun for his own sake, Lu Zhu had no choice but to say goodbye to her, and then hurriedly took Li Xiaojun back home.

When he went back, he was suddenly notified that someone was coming for an inspection. The landlord uncle solemnly asked Lu Zhu to show his marriage certificate, otherwise the inspectors would come and find out that the two unmarried men and women were secretly cohabiting here, and he, the landlord, would be out of luck.

Lu Zhu said that she could move to her aunt's house and pretend that she lived with her aunt, but she was scolded by the landlord uncle. The meaning behind the words was the same: don't be too obvious about getting on and off the bed in your room!Even if I tell the inspectors that the upper floor is for storing items, will they believe it? !

The two are unmarried couples without a certificate, and even if there is a certificate from the mainland, I don't know if the staff of Xiangjiang recognize it or not.The landlord uncle lives here with several "chickens", and often brings men back to hang out, so the landlord already has ghosts and resentments in his heart.It happened that my aunt was out to eat again and she was not here, so he specially picked Li Xiaojun and Lu Zhu, who seemed the most bullying, to operate.

It is obvious that the landlord is not only trying to kill the monkey to scare the "chickens", but also is unhappy with their behavior of refusing to rent an extra room in order to save money. This is why the "inspectors saw a man and a woman" The unreasonable request of joint renting needs to be verified", if this is the case...

Lu Zhu pondered for a while, then raised her hand to signal to the landlady to be calm and not to be impatient. She went out for a while, and went back when she went, and solved the problem when she came back.

After a while, Lu Zhu came back with two sets of opera costumes.

The landlord uncle looked at the clothes in Lu Zhu's hand, then at Li Xiaojun next to him, his expression twisted, and he didn't say any more.

"Where did you get it?" Li Xiaojun asked curiously.

"I borrowed it from Uncle Seven, who is a tailor downstairs. He happened to be repairing costumes for the Cantonese Opera Troupe recently...the inspection will be coming soon, so hurry up and change them. I'm going to do your makeup!" Lu Lu Bamboo urged.

Li Xiaojun followed Lu Zhu into the room with a bewildered expression, and Lu Zhu locked the door behind him.

The landlord uncle and the other tenants waited curiously, occasionally exchanging glances, and thinking about the clothes Lu Zhu was holding in his hand, some of them could hardly bear the laughter.

The door lock of the innermost room made a clear sound, and Lu Zhu, who was dressed as an opera maid, came out first, then turned her head and bowed slightly, and said in a drawn-out tone: "Miss, please—"

Li Xiaojun, who was dressed as Huadan by her, came out covering his face.

"Be natural!" After checking that the complicated Huadan's appearance well concealed his handsome appearance and tall figure, Lu Zhu corrected him after looking at his figure.

Li Xiaojun had no choice but to put down his sleeves, on his heavily made-up face, the shy blush was almost revealed through the thick powder, and there were stars like tears in his big eyes, just like a shy and timid lady.

[Congratulations to the player for unlocking the hidden plot of the "Four Queens" and getting the hidden CG [Dignified Beauty Li Mengmeng](*￣︶￣)y]

[It's still you, the devil who pretended to be a game announcement to report the king's female disguise!Are you squatting here waiting for the anchors to gather the four majors? Why are you swiping the screen in such a timely manner that you are the first to appear every time? 233333】

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[Being laughed at by Xiao Ming, a ladylike Huadan, can compete with He Xiangu, the God of Friends o(*￣▽￣*)o]

[I love Xiao Ming!I love Xiao Ming!I love Xiao Ming!I love Xiao Ming even if it is women's clothing! 】

[I love Youshen!I love Friends God!I love Friends God!Even if it is a female clothing friend, I love it! 】

[Wipe, the one in front!Who made you start the fight! ! !Are you planning to recreate the melee of the friend god fan PK Xiao Ming fan in "Lord of Destruction" here? ! 】