[Comprehensive Film and Television] I made an appointment with you at the wrong end

The good days of being young and frivolous will end as soon as you are sensible

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Sun Wukong, who had changed into the Great Sacred Clothes bestowed upon him, felt that he had been so heroic and stylish for the first time in his life. Standing in front of the bronze mirror, he admired his new clothes for a while, and then he turned around with the long feathers of his crown in his mouth. He turned his head to look at the two "subordinates" behind him who kept him quiet.

"Great Sage! Official uniforms are bestowed by the Jade Emperor. They must be well-dressed. Don't treat them as child's play!" Jing Jingsi and Ning Shensi repeatedly urged.

"You guys are so annoying. In short, the Great Holy Lord, I have my own sense of propriety. Tell me, what do you want the Great Holy Lord to do today?" Sun Wukong let go of his feathers.

It was rare to hear this playful monkey say this, and the faces of Jing Jingsi and Ning Shensi were filled with smiles: "Back to the Great Sage, today is mainly to teach you the etiquette of going to the Holy Spirit."

While explaining, the two also demonstrated in person: "Whenever you kowtow to the Jade Emperor, you first put on a three-pointed smile, then hold the hem of the official uniform in your right hand, and the jade belt across your waist in your left hand. Take a step forward...Does the Great Sage understand?"

"Okay, I understand." Sun Wukong left a sentence, took a step with his right foot to show his body skills, and ran away without a trace.

Ignoring the pitiful "Where are you going, Great Sage" call from behind, Monkey King hummed in distaste and continued to fly forward, "It's so annoying, why don't you go and drink with the Barefoot Great Sage!"

As soon as he said it, he looked up and immediately saw a few gods who used to drink together in the Yumajian Mansion, Monkey King was overjoyed: "It's just in time, I just wanted to ask you to drink!"

Before the words fell, those gods fled away quickly without looking back.

Several times in a row, when he saw a figure from a distance but couldn't say hello, and the figure had already flown away, Monkey King couldn't help wondering: "What's the matter? Seeing me alone Everyone is flying like a dog?"

"Okay, you go away, my grandson is not alone to play with me!" Monkey King stomped his feet, turned somersault cloud again, and flew straight to the direction of Juancheng that Lu Zhu said before.

"Why are you here?" Seeing somersaulting cloud approaching, Lu Zhu asked him while Shi Xue was doing it.

"People in Tianting are very busy recently, I can only come to play with you." Monkey King replied a little depressed.

Watching Lu Zhu Shi Xue quietly for a while, Sun Wukong half-lyed on the clouds, watching her movements with interest: "Don't you feel bored? I heard that there were two fairies who were in charge of Shi Xue together. Yes, it's only you now."

"It's okay, I'm above the clouds, and I can see the mortal world below. In snowy weather, I can always see the warmest side of the world." Lu Zhu motioned Monkey King to look down at an old couple walking hand in hand in the suburbs.

"These mortals always like to talk about love and love, thinking that they can be with each other until they grow old, but they don't know that when they get old, they are more likely to quarrel." Sun Wukong was caught by a busker when he was a child, and The busker couple are enemies who quarrel more and love less, and later his sworn brother Niu Mowang is also like this, so he is really a little clueless about feelings and stay away from them.

"However, there is also a saying in the world that goes, 'Hitting is a relationship, scolding is love'. Two people who have been together for a long time will always play tricks, and it is impossible to live a life of respecting each other every day." Lu Zhu smiled, Looking at Sun Wukong, who was lying next to him in the posture of a girl praying, "Just like you and I, we have known each other since we were young, and we have a good relationship, don't we also quarrel occasionally?"

"No, have we never quarreled?" Sun Wukong raised his furry monkey head.

"Who said no? Didn't I tell you not to drink so much wine and not be so playful before? You always don't listen, and you often turn your head and ignore me." Lu Zhu took a handful from the snow basket. Snow, just use it to paste him.

"Hey, hey, it's so cold, don't mess with me!" Sun Wukong was so cold that he rolled over with a smile, "It's not like you don't know that I belong to fire!"

"It's because you belong to fire that you are so hot-tempered. I'll give you an ice drop to cool you down." Lu Zhu is not afraid of ice and snow because of the nature of You Epiphyllum, which is wood.

Sure enough, the Monkey King's head is indeed better than the little monkey's head...

Monkey King was tossed about by Lu Zhu yelling, and fled in somersaulting clouds with his hair on his head.

Although Lu Zhu still pays attention to him in the heavenly court, but with Sun Wukong's playful personality, it's okay for Lu Zhu to hang out together when he's not working. After that, Sun Wukong began to feel a little bored.

However, it is winter in the world now, which has a great impact on Lu Zhu's seasonal work. During this period, he has been very busy, with work during the day and night, and he really can't make time to accompany him. him.

"It's okay, you're busy with work, I'll just go and play by myself, most people play with my grandson." Sun Wukong waved his hand solemnly, bid farewell to Lu Zhu who was snowing on the clouds outside, and returned to the heaven again .

Of course it sounds good, but in fact, no one has played with him recently, just to let Lu Zhu feel at ease.

Having said that, what are these gods up to?

Yaoyao saw that the barefoot fairy who had ignored him before was in front of him, Sun Wukong smiled secretly, jumped off the somersault cloud, and blocked the path of the barefoot fairy.

"Why did you turn around and leave when you saw the old grandson from a distance?" Sun Wukong slapped Lingzi, grabbed the barefoot fairy by the collar and pulled him to his side, asking with a smile.

"No, I'm just rushing to see the Queen Mother..." The Barefoot Immortal hurriedly explained.

"The Queen Mother? It's not there at all." Monkey King glanced at the direction in which the Barefoot Immortal was escaping, and then grabbed the barefoot Immortal's collar even harder, "You are clearly lying!"

"No... I'm really going to the Queen Mother's Pantao Conference. I just walked this way... Yes, I want to go back and change clothes." The Barefoot Immortal continued to try to struggle.

"Don't invite Monkey King to hold the Pantao Conference? Is there a mistake!" Monkey King frowned.

Lu Zhu was going to Shi Xue outside today, so he didn't have time to go to the banquet, so it's understandable that she wasn't invited to the conference; but he is the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, he has a high position and power, so he didn't invite her? !

"Okay, I'll accompany you back to change clothes, let's go together!" Sun Wukong thought for a while, and then felt that the invitation letter might be given to the two quiet and peaceful spirits in his mansion, so he planned to go with the barefoot fairy: At this level, it shouldn't matter if you don't bring an invitation letter, right?

When the Barefoot Immortal heard this, he became anxious immediately, and firmly grabbed Sun Wukong's sleeve to stop him: "Great Saint, I beg you, a friend, please don't hurt me like this!"

"Friend, do you consider me a friend?!" There is something wrong with this appearance, no matter how simple Sun Wukong's character is, it is not difficult to see it.

The Barefoot Immortal had no choice but to look around to confirm that there was no one around, then lowered his voice and approached Monkey King's ear: "Promise me first, don't say it out loud, so I will explain it to you slowly."

"Okay." Sun Wukong blinked his eyes, then moved his head, showing a clever, cute and cute monkey and nodding.

Seeing that Sun Wukong had agreed to himself, the Barefoot Immortal continued to explain: "It is the Jade Emperor's decree that we are not allowed to associate with you..."

"The Jade Emperor ordered you not to associate with me?!" Monkey King exploded upon hearing this.

"Hush, just pretend you don't know anything, nothing happened, help me, goodbye..." Seeing Monkey King's frowning look but still suppressing his anger, the barefoot fairy hurriedly took advantage of this opportunity to escape.

"Great Sage, we finally found you!" Before Sun Wukong could catch up again, Jing Si and Ning Shensi had already caught up.

"Don't bother me again!" Just as he was annoyed, he suddenly saw these two so-called subordinates again, and Monkey King immediately yelled at them.

"Please be quiet, the Great Sage, and please be at ease." An Jing and Ningshen persuaded each other hastily and earnestly.

This is really adding fuel to the fire. Originally, Sun Wukong was resentful of not inviting him to the Pantao Conference, but now these two guys who are called his subordinates have never listened to his orders and only know to persuade him to be quiet and calm. Nagging in his ear, Monkey King gritted his teeth hard, and directly pulled out the golden cudgel from his ear.

Just when Sun Wukong swung his stick and wanted to teach An Ning Shen and the two guys to stop nagging in his ears, a silver light suddenly blocked his swing towards An Ning Shen's head. Golden cudgel.

"It's none of your business, Old Sun, to discipline the servants? Three-eyed Boy." Sun Wukong used his backhand to avoid the sudden attack, turned around a few times, and fought a few moves with Erlang God, who suddenly attacked him, before he was willing to back away. Come and ask.

"Jing Jing and Ning Shen are under the orders of the Jade Emperor to supervise you, how dare you beat them?!" Erlang Shen asked back.

"I will fight the Jade Emperor as well!" Sun Wukong opened the plume hanging in front of him, "I am the great holy official Qitian, who can control me?!"

"Do you think your official title is really great?" Erlang Shen sneered, "It's just a false name, there is an official but no salary!"

Seeing Sun Wukong's complexion changed because of his words, Erlangshen couldn't bear his appearance even more, and continued: "Do you think that your Great Sage's mansion is resplendent and magnificent, and that your Great Sage's golden armor and red robe are very majestic? That one It’s just used to confuse and put you, a monstrous monkey, under house arrest!”

Just like this magnificent heavenly court, like this exquisite robe and armor, they are just means used by heavenly court to buy people's hearts.

I... just compromised because of this.

But when I saw people who didn't compromise because of this, I felt a little inexplicable in my heart.

"Okay, anyway, I haven't fought for a long time since I went to heaven, so today I will have a hearty fight with you, a three-eyed boy!" There are few people in heaven who can match his own strength, and this Erlang god is one of them.

As a militant, Sun Wukong has long been itchy, but he can't find an excuse.

After all, this Erlang God looks too cold, not at all approachable and talkative like other gods.

Just when these two well-known masters in heaven were about to officially start fighting, an old man with white beard and hair suddenly appeared between the two of them: "Stop fighting!"

Seeing that the person who came was Taibai Jinxing, a professional monkey player, Monkey King grabbed his long beard and said, "Tell me honestly, the Jade Emperor made me the Monkey King, is it just to keep my old man in check?" Sun?!"

Monkey King's momentum was too strong, so Taibai Jinxing had to answer yes with a guilty conscience.

"Then the so-called senior officials are just empty titles? Are Anjing and Ningshen Ersi sent to monitor my grandson?" After getting Taibai Jinxing and two guilty "yes", Monkey King gritted his teeth and threw a sentence , "Enough, you go back and tell the Jade Emperor, I will not be an official!"

"Great Sage, don't leave yet. If you don't look at the monk's face, you have to look at the Buddha's face. I guarantee you..." Taibai Jinxing held him pitifully, "If you leave like this, once you Alarm the Jade Emperor, An Jing Ningshen and I will be beheaded!"

"Great Sage, I know you are straightforward, so I will try my best to guarantee you. I beg you to stay in the heaven and enjoy peace and happiness, okay?" The bamboo was taken out, "And Fairy Youtan is still in the Heavenly Court, if you leave, she won't be a good person..."

Sun Wukong's eyes turned around the three begging gods, and finally he snorted, raised his head and walked straight away holding the stick.

Seeing that Jing An Ningshen hurriedly chased after Monkey King, Erlang God looked at Taibai Jinxing and warned: "Taibai Jinxing, it is useless for you to speak for him, and you will not be able to protect yourself if anything happens. It will not be in vain!"

Taibai Jinxing sighed, did not speak any more, and quietly watched Monkey King's somersaulting cloud fly back to the direction of Monkey King's mansion.

In Monkey King's mansion, Monkey King was so angry and bored, he grabbed the plume on his head and yelled, "Damn it!"

"Great Sage, please be quiet, please be at peace!" Jing Jing and Ningshen hurriedly persuaded again.

Sun Wukong, who was annoyed again, glanced coldly at them left and right, quickly pulled out two monkey hairs, and blew one left and one right. After calming down and calming down, he smiled triumphantly: "See how you still bother me! "

After thinking quietly for a while, Sun Wukong had a flash of inspiration: "There is no one to play with me here, and I still have my monkeys and grandchildren!"

Release the golden cudgel and insert it through the floor of Monkey King's Mansion, and Sun Wukong motions the golden cudgel to point in the direction of Huaguo Mountain and keep getting bigger and longer: "Monkey monkey grandson, come up quickly!"

Seeing the monkeys and grandchildren of Huaguo Mountain kept being brought up by the golden cudgel to play in Monkey King's mansion, Monkey King laughed heartily, turned over and jumped from his seat: "My lord will take you to the Pantao Conference today to have a good time, okay?" good?"

"Good!" All the monkeys shouted.

After turning the monkey monkey grandson into monkey hair, and casting a spell to immobilize the gods who were preparing for the Pantao Conference, Monkey King released the monkey monkey grandson he was wearing at one time: "Monkey monkey grandson, do you smell something very strange?" A strong peach scent?"

"Let's take all these things back and eat slowly, do you agree?" Sun Wukong waved his hand, and monkeys and grandchildren swarmed out, rushed to the table and tree to pick up things.

After returning the monkey monkey grandson with a full load back to Huaguo Mountain, Monkey King took a few flat peaches and flew to find Lu Zhu who was snowing: "I'll give you something good to eat—"

"Dengdendendenden! Look, this is the flat peach that you worked so hard to cultivate before, eat it quickly, it's just picked, it's very fresh and sweet!" Sun Wukong held the flat peach in front of Lu Zhu as if offering a treasure.

Lu Zhu's face changed drastically, and Pantao didn't pick it up: "What did you do... No, go back to Huaguo Mountain immediately!"

"What's wrong?" Sun Wukong looked puzzled.

"You used to be naughty at most, but now...you have made such a fuss about the Pantao Conference, you are already naughty!" The Monkey King's trouble in the Heavenly Palace is something that all children in later generations know. Zhu then continued: "If you bring the monkeys to make a big fuss at the Peach Blossom Conference, the Heavenly Court will definitely send someone to arrest you and the monkeys. Go back quickly, or they will be in trouble!"

Only after being shouted by Lu Zhu did he realize how dangerous monkeys and grandchildren would be after he left Huaguo Mountain. Without a word, Monkey King took Lu Zhu all the way to Huaguo Mountain at high speed, not forgetting to explain why he made a fuss on the way Reason: "I didn't think about it...I'm just annoyed that they played me..."

"It's useless to say anything now, let's talk about it when we go back." Lu Zhu sighed.

When the two of them flew back to the sky above Huaguo Mountain, they could no longer hear the cheerful cries of monkeys. Instead, they heard the sound of war drums and horns——

On Huaguo Mountain, the heavenly soldiers and generals are all over the sky, waiting for their return...

In other words, throw yourself into the trap.

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感谢在2020-08-2321:01:20~2020-08-2702:38:26期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: Nicole 1;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Mozun, JJ&TY mix 1 together;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 70 bottles of house girl Jingjing; 1 bottle of Ziyuyu;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!