[Comprehensive Film and Television] I made an appointment with you at the wrong end

I have you in my eyes, but my heart is like a mirror, nothing will be there

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"Your Majesty!" A sharp-eyed monkey first saw Sun Wukong stepping into the entrance of the Water Curtain Cave, and jumped over happily, "Why did you come back so soon?"

"My lord, my lord! We all miss you so much!" The little monkeys in the Water Curtain Cave ran over to hug him as soon as they heard that Monkey King had returned.

"Is it true? Did you pick bananas for me to eat? Did you catch lice for those little ones?" Sun Wukong happily picked up the closest little monkey and coaxed him as he walked.

"Yes, yes!" The little monkey nodded repeatedly, and then stretched out his hand to hug Lu Zhu behind him, "Queen, I haven't been able to sleep well recently, can you hug me? I like you the most, why don't you give me a hug?" The peaches on the book are still fragrant..."

"Such a big monkey is still acting like a baby, be good, go and play by yourself." Sun Wukong put down the little monkey he was holding, and turned to pull Lu Zhu again, "It is still the most comfortable monkey's nest..."

"Brother!" Before he and Lu Zhu had finished sighing, he suddenly saw the Bull Demon King sitting at the stone table in front of him drinking, and Monkey King yelled in surprise, his figure was about to rush over.

"Second brother! Long time no see, I came here specially to find you—" The Bull Demon King was also very happy, and quickly asked him to sit down, "I heard that you have become a high-ranking official in the heavenly court. Prestige? When will you promote me, your eldest brother?"

The Bull Demon King is in the next world, and he doesn't know what is going on in the sky, so it's no wonder that he is like this.

Lu Zhu sat aside, seeing that Sun Wukong immediately suppressed his smile when he heard this sentence, supported the table with one hand and rested his chin in the other, and said with a blunt smile: "Don't mention it, I'm stupid—they told me to go up , Tell me to manage animals and be a groom!"

"Groom?! Are you willing to do this too?!" Hearing that his sworn brother had been cheated in this way, the Bull Demon King immediately exploded.

"Hey, I think that being in the Heavenly Court can be regarded as my devotion to my duty, and feeding those fairy horses is in vain..." Monkey King, a monkey who couldn't sit still, sighed and at the same time flipped over the stone table with a somersault. Just find some friends to drink and sing, and you say I disturbed the order of heaven, do you think it makes sense?"

"Second brother, you don't need to be so wronged. You have the ability to change 72 times, and you also have the art of immortality. Let you go to the world, how happy and happy? Why should you be so angry?" Bull Demon King analyzed.

"That's right, I won't go back to the Heavenly Court again, and I'll bring Huahua down by the way... Those guys in the Heavenly Court said they wanted her to become a fairy and gave her the title of fairy, but in the end they regarded her as someone who took care of the flat peach tree." Use it as a maid!" Sun Wukong became more and more angry as he swung on the swing and made a decision, "Isn't it just a few broken trees? If you want peaches, I have a lot of them in Huaguo Mountain! Besides, my Huaguo Mountain is so big, and there are so many monkeys and grandchildren. When she lived here, she was never used to do such rough work!"

"Is there any mistake? Isn't it because Heaven sees you two easy to bully, deliberately bullying you?!" Bull Demon King is famous for his love, but at the same time, he also has the attribute of pity and love, and he immediately slapped the table when he heard it.

"It's not that exaggerated. Most of the gods in the Heavenly Court started from a humble beginning." Lu Zhu explained a little bit, "However, the main reason why I came back is because Wukong wants to come back."

"Between him and Tianting, I will always choose him." Lu Zhu laughed.

Sun Wukong jumped up from the swing: "Of course, my relationship with you... how can they compare!"

"Then what are you going to do next?" Lu Zhu asked.

"I have decided to stay in Huaguo Mountain to be the Monkey King, and you stay here too. I will protect you." Sun Wukong said naturally.

"That's right, just like me and your sister-in-law, Princess Iron Fan, occupying land in Cuiyun Bajiao Cave and proclaiming ourselves the Great Sage of Pingtian!" And strong enough to be equal to the sky, why not seal yourself!"

"Self-proclaimed?" Sun Wukong's magic power is indeed high and strong, but his cultural level is indeed not very good, so he subconsciously looked at Lu Zhu for help.

"You don't need to look at other people, just let the elder brother think of one for you—by the way, I will be the Monkey King!" The Bull Demon King figured out an extremely classic new title based on his self-appointment.

"Okay! Old Sun will be called Monkey King from today on!" Sun Wukong jumped onto the table, obviously very satisfied with this title.

"Hey, the second brother plans to proclaim himself the Monkey King next time. As a woman, you can help prepare those trivial things like flags and the like. When I go back and choose a good day with Princess Iron Fan, I will formally claim the title of king based on the land." !" The Bull Demon King is here, and after thinking about the title, he immediately ignored his over-excited younger brother, and turned to discuss with Lu Zhu the preparations for the self-appointment ceremony.

"Before I helped to control the water, the villages under Huaguo Mountain were not so good. Then I will go down the mountain to find a few embroiderers with fine handwork, and pay more to let them rush to make the flag of the Monkey King. "Although the male chauvinism of the Bull Demon King makes Lu Zhu feel helpless, but considering that other creatures on Huaguo Mountain are monkey-like except for her... it is really true. Only she can send work down the mountain.

"By the way, brother and sister, do you want to have a double happiness and help you organize your wedding?" Bull Demon King suddenly approached and whispered.

"What nonsense are you talking about!" Lu Zhu yelled at him, "Wukong and I never thought about these things at all, we are good friends since childhood."

"Tsk, he and I have been good friends since childhood, why don't you see him dragging my hand every day?" The Bull Demon King stretched out his fist as big as a clay pot, and compared it with Lu Zhu's , shook his head and sighed pretendingly, "Oh, there is no comparison, the hooves of the ox and the jade hands of the beauty, let alone human beings, monkeys know which one to choose..."

"What are you guys talking about hiding here?" Suddenly, a winking Monkey King appeared from the frolicking monkey group nearby.

"Brother Bull Demon King is comparing with me whose hands are more beautiful, saying that you think his hands are not good-looking, so you would only hold my hand and not his." Lu Zhu opened his mouth and said something.

"Isn't it, big brother? You are such a big man, do you still eat such jealousy?" Sun Wukong patted the shoulder of the Bull Demon King, "Big brother, I don't like you as a younger brother-you really don't like cleanliness, I hold you If you do it with your hands, I'm afraid you'll offend the lice on your body..."

"It's unreasonable, you Hericium erinaceus, your big brother and I have worked so hard to help you do this and that, and you actually despise me?!" The bull demon slapped his hand away, and the bull's nose was about to spray into the chimney of a steam train, " Do you think you are clean?! You must be hiding a lot of monkey lice with so much hair on your body!"

"Naru! I like cleanliness very much. Do you want to fight, Niuxuan?" Monkey King waved his hands again and again, but his face couldn't hold back any longer, and he burst out laughing.

"Just fight, anyway, our two brothers haven't competed for a long time." The Bull Demon King said, and flew out of the Water Curtain Cave with Monkey King.

"Come on, my lord, come on, my lord!" The monkeys who watched the excitement followed immediately.

Standing at the entrance of the Water Curtain Cave, Lu Zhu watched the monkey and cow disappear into the sky from a distance, sighed angrily and amusingly, and was about to go down the mountain to order the Monkey King Banner.

While Lu Zhu and the others were struggling with how to handle the self-proclaimed ceremony in Huaguo Mountain, the Heavenly Court was also rectifying Sun Wukong's gathering of people to disturb the law and then privately abandoning his official position and descending to the mortal world. All the immortals gathered and discussed one after another.

"Masters, you have gathered people to disturb the peace of the heaven. You have no discipline, so you are guilty?" The Jade Emperor first asked the gods who had gone to the Yumajian Mansion to drink and have fun.

"My minister is guilty." The gods who were questioned knelt down one after another, bowed their heads and did not dare to speak.

Seeing this, the Queen Mother nodded slightly.

"As for Sun Wukong...in addition to correcting crowds to gather to disturb the peace of heaven, he also secretly abducted the fairies from the Peach Garden and abandoned his official position to descend to the earth. He is really arrogant!" The Jade Emperor became more and more angry.

"Reporting to the Jade Emperor, maybe Sun Wukong didn't run away privately just because his official position was too small..." There are people in the heaven who like Sun Wukong, a lively monkey, and naturally there are also old-fashioned people who can't understand his playful behavior, so they took the opportunity to sue Sun Wukong, " I have witnessed many times that Sun Wukong and Fairy Youtan walk hand in hand, their gestures are intimate, resembling the appearance of Chang'e and Wu Gang who moved all hearts in private..."

"Without evidence, how can you speak so recklessly!" Hearing this, Erlang Shen said with a sullen face, "The laws and regulations of the Heavenly Court are strict, if there is no evidence, please don't say such a thing about a fairy!"

The impression Erlang God gave to other gods in the Heavenly Court was that he would always be a war faction in order to make meritorious deeds, and he often disagreed with this old-fashioned god of the peace faction who was cautious in everything; No god really doubted that there was some inside story in it-although Erlang was famous for his pursuit of fame and fortune, there was really nothing worth talking about as a man.

Therefore, all the gods present all agreed that Erlang God's opening this time, besides his old opponent, also had the spirit of being upright and not seeing the most famous fairy being slandered by others casually.

The Queen Mother is the only one who knows the inside story among all the gods present.

Knowing that Erlang God spoke this time to repay Lu Zhu's previous act of escorting him to visit his mother, and considering Lu Zhu's cleverness during this period, he helped him and said: "Fairy Youtan is in Pantaoyuan. Nei has always been devoted to her duty and kept her duty, and she has been praised and loved by other fairies. However, she was conferred in heaven because of Monkey King—this time she will flee with Monkey King. .”

"What the queen mother said is not unreasonable..." The Jade Emperor slashed his beard, and felt that Lu Zhu, who had been working quietly and not making trouble after being entrusted to heaven, did not have the guts, probably because he had known Sun Wukong since childhood However, once Monkey King left, she didn't want to stay behind.

Just when the Jade Emperor was considering how to deal with the two fleeing immortals, Clairvoyant and Shunfenger, who were inquiring about the news, also brought back the news of Monkey King's whereabouts.

"See Jade Emperor, according to the information we have obtained, Sun Wukong has returned to Huaguo Mountain. He intends to be king in Huaguo Mountain and proclaim himself the Great Sage Equaling Heaven..." Clairvoyance and Shunfeng who came back said in unison Said.

The Jade Emperor was furious when he heard the words: "You bastard! How dare you compare yourself to the sky? It's an extra crime! Which Qing family is willing to go and subdue this monstrous monkey?"

"Report to the Jade Emperor, the monster monkey is arrogant and deserving of death. I boldly invite you to lead the army to subdue it!" Hearing the Jade Emperor's question, Erlang Shen was the first to stand up.

Seeing that the Jade Emperor was almost about to say the word Zhunzuo, Taibai Jinxing, who had tried his best to guarantee that Sun Wukong would go to the heavenly court to teach officials, immediately took the lead and said: "Jade Emperor, I have something to play."

"Taibai Jinxing, what objection do you have?" Jade Emperor frowned.

"Reporting to the Jade Emperor, Sun Wukong was born from the spiritual energy of heaven and earth. He cultivated Taoism and became an immortal. His mana is powerful. He jumped out of the three realms and is not in the five elements. If he is to be wiped out, he will inevitably go to war and lose his army-" Taibai Jinxing looked at the standing master while analyzing. On the side of Erlang God who is fighting, "Sun Wukong has repeatedly violated the rules of heaven, because he belongs to the ranks of animals, has a straightforward temperament, and does not understand etiquette. It is really not intentional..."

"Taibai Jinxing, what exactly do you want to say?" Erlang Shen asked.

"Since the matter has come to this point, it is better to push the boat along the way and decree to make him the Great Sage Equaling Heaven." Taibai Jinxing continued.

"This monstrous monkey is lawless, how can he be granted a high position again?! Please enlighten the Jade Emperor!" The old-fashioned god was extremely dissatisfied.

"What I suggest is just a false title, a name but no reality, an official but no salary, but I hope that Sun Wukong will be at ease, so that he will not cause trouble again." Taibai Jinxing bowed to the Jade Emperor, "I guarantee that Sun Wukong will definitely be able to do so from now on. Be thankful to the heavens, and don’t dare to act recklessly, this way you can protect the creatures of the world from catastrophe.”

"This matter needs to be discussed in the long term, I am afraid that the monster monkey will not accept the teaching." Thinking of the strength shown by Monkey King, if there is a real fight, it will be like Taibai Jinxing said. Excited, but slightly hesitant.

"You can set up two divisions of tranquility and peace of mind; one can monitor Sun Wukong's behavior, and the other can teach him the etiquette of the heavenly court. " Taibai Jinxing added.

The Jade Emperor plucked his beard again and looked towards the Queen Mother.

Seeing that the Queen Mother nodded slightly at him, the Jade Emperor made a decision: "Okay, as Zhunqing played, he was named the Monkey King, built the Monkey King's mansion, and set up two divisions of tranquility and tranquility. , to control their actions."

"As for other issues - the family of all ministers is forbidden to communicate with Sun Wukong in the future, and to make noise and drink, so as not to cause trouble and disturb the order of heaven!" After dealing with the "principal" Sun Wukong, the other "accomplices" were also put under control one by one.

"Follow the Jade Emperor's decree!" Unexpectedly, this time it was raised high and gently lowered, and all the gods who knelt on the ground and felt that they had escaped a catastrophe responded in unison.

Because Sun Wukong, who was guaranteed by Taibai Jinxing at the beginning, was entrusted to heaven, so this time the peace talks, no surprises, he went alone.

"You Taibaijinxing, you lied to me and Huahua to go to heaven to be grooms and maids, how dare you come to me?!" Hearing that a monkey came to report that Taibaijinxing had arrived at the entrance of Shuilian Cave again, Monkey King did not come anywhere, and brought Lu Bamboo and Bull Demon King ran out.

"I'm here to congratulate you..." Taibai Jinxing was snatched away by the vengeful monkey before he could finish his sentence, "Congratulations? Are you here to laugh at me?!"

"Second brother, don't be angry... let him finish his sentence first." The Bull Demon King originally wanted to have a mixed doubles match with Monkey King, and hammer those fake gods who lied to his righteous brother back to the sky, but he took a closer look. The person who came was just such an old fairy with white beard and hair, and he immediately gave up his original idea.

Just kidding, he, the Bull Demon King, is a great sage who beat the sky. He beat such an old man in broad daylight.

"Yes, if he speaks badly, it's not too late for you to teach him a lesson." Lu Zhu also chimed in.

This sentence is in line with Monkey King's psychology of wanting to teach Taibai Jinxing a lesson, so Monkey King sat down on the stone chair next to him with a carefree voice: "Speak quickly if you have anything to say."

"Didn't you leave because you thought you were a petty official? Now the Jade Emperor officially canonized you as Monkey King, a high position and authority!" Taibai Jinxing patted Monkey King on the shoulder and said with a smile on his face.

"Really?" Sun Wukong stood up immediately.

But after standing up, Sun Wukong realized that his move was too obvious, and hurriedly folded his hands again: "Don't try to lie to me again, where are the flowers, or go back to Pantaoyuan?"

"Of course not, Fairy Youtan will go to the seat of Lord Duri Xing..." Taibai Jinxing explained repeatedly in order to win Sun Wukong's trust, "Since the great fairy Xueliang was gone, the post of Luoxue Jiangshuang in the Temple of Duri Xingjun has been vacant until now. Think about it—that was the job of Jade Emperor's Great Fairy, and now Fairy Youtan is in charge, Jade Emperor will not let his daughter do hard work, will he?"

"That's about the same." Monkey King nodded in satisfaction, and once again, without waiting for Taibai Jinxing to read it, he directly snatched the imperial decree from Taibai Jinxing's hand, and admired it happily.

"Congratulations to you this time!" Seeing that Monkey King became a senior official, and there are two quiet followers, and Lu Zhu also took over the previous errand of Princess Tianting, the Bull Demon King congratulated quickly.

"I'm sorry, Taibai Jinxing, I blamed you wrongly." After reading the imperial decree, Monkey King immediately apologized to Taibai Jinxing.

"It's okay, it's okay, please let the Great Sage and Fairy return to Heaven with me as soon as possible, and it will be bad if you miss the auspicious time." Taibai Jinxing waved his hand.

For this reason, Lu Zhu and Sun Wukong returned to heaven again.

After Lu Zhu was sent to the Duri Xingjun Temple to be settled, Sun Wukong, led by Taibai Jinxing, went to his newly built Qitian Dasheng Mansion.

Since then, Lu Zhu's work has become much easier. As long as he follows the schedule set by Xingjun on duty, he will ride the clouds to the places that need snowfall and frost on time to apply snow according to the plan. After finishing, he can arrange the rest of the time by himself.

Occasionally passing by Taoshan to deliver medicine, Fairy Xueliang was also very pleased: "Since I left, other sisters have helped share this position for so long, it's time for someone to take over."

In order to save her husband who was killed in the cold and snow on the way to the exam, he privately reduced the snowfall and stopped the snowfall in advance. He is already a sinner; I shared it for a long time just to wait for myself to go back.

Now, having this kind-hearted little girl as her replacement can be regarded as repaying her kindness for taking the risk of allowing her to reunite with God Erlang's mother and son.

"Look, I just said it, Mother won't care about you taking over her position." Erlang Shen who was performing the role of "escort" next to him said.

"Then I won't stop your mother and son from getting together. Today I have to go to Juancheng to apply snow, so I'll go first." After Lu Zhu finished speaking, he picked up the flower basket containing frost and snow, and prepared to leave in the clouds.

"Wait, you missed something." Erlangshen stopped Lu Zhu and handed over a piece of gold.

"Oh, this isn't mine. It's Wukong's great sage outfit. The feathers, gold armor and red robe are very beautiful! So he gave me a small piece as a souvenir." Lu Zhu reached out to take it.

The same battle suit, but different styles, when facing the silver armor and black cloak, naturally it is not as easy and acquainted as when facing the golden armor and red robe.

Watching Lu Zhu go away on a cloud, Fairy Xueliang suddenly sighed: "I have seen Fairy Youtan's life in the world. Although she enjoyed all the glory and wealth, she was a pawn in the family and couldn't help herself... Fortunately, she has such a My friend, I can protect her for the rest of my life."

"She's worth it." Erlang Shen looked at the sky and said softly.

It's not like myself, who wraps his heart with ice in the strictly forbidden heaven, and keeps people away thousands of miles away, making the immortals respect and fear him, and dare not approach him.

It's not like Monkey King, who acts rashly and desperately.

She is the only one who, after doing all the icy and cruel things in the world, still retains the soft warmth and peace in her heart.