[Comprehensive Film and Television] I made an appointment with you at the wrong end

Meeting you again is both joyful and sad

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The leader of the team training this time is the boss of the hero Kim McKee - Superintendent Ashin.After arriving at the place, Superintendent Ashin began to call the team members to get off the car.

Jin McGee stopped Lu Zhu, who was about to say something, when he suddenly heard his boss's call for assembly, he had to smile at her apologetically, and stretched out his hand to signal for Lu Zhu to get off the car first.

Lu Zhu returned a smile and got out of the car first with the luggage.

The young man with a flat top who followed Lu Zhu got out of the car and looked around with a cigarette in his mouth. He looked quite satisfied: "It's okay, the road is lined with trees, and the wind is pleasant. Even if you don't learn anything in two weeks here, it's good for your lungs." Some benefits."

"Cool breeze." The third middle-aged uncle who got out of the car, Laozai, was blown by the wind and hugged his arms involuntarily after getting out of the car.

"It's really windy!" A young girl with a mushroom head who got out of the car last added.

"Assembly!" Superintendent Ashin yelled again, and after a day's driving, the people with their heads drooping had no choice but to stand in a row.

There is no other reason. Except for Superintendent Ashin, all the people in the car were either cheated or abandoned by the original police station. Kim McKee and his mushroom-headed partner Meng Chao, because they had fought with zombies Experience was caught strong.The Xiaopingding youth saw the promotion and salary increase written on the recruitment poster (in fact, no one wanted to go, so his colleagues secretly wrote the promotion and salary increase) and was tricked into joining the team, so he also suffered from all the colleagues in the station. ridicule.

As for the middle-aged uncle, Ye Lazai, he was kicked in by his boss because he was too timid and made a mistake during the night watch at the scene of the crime.The last two policewomen who came down, one was a good-looking policewoman named Dai Bobo, who had been partners with Yan Lazai for many years, and they came in together because of his involvement.And another young girl with a mushroom head is called a witch, and she is not good at anything except chanting scriptures and lectures. She is usually kicked by the leaders of various parties many times, and finally incorporated into the ghost team.

Seeing that Xiaoping still had a cigarette in his mouth, Superintendent Ashin's face immediately darkened, and he solemnly ordered him to throw the cigarette away.

However, almost all the characters in the old Hong Kong comedy movies graduated from the tenth level of the bar, and Xiao Pingding was no exception. He immediately said that he was tricked into it anyway, and kicked him if he had the ability. When he went out, he looked so arrogant that everyone around him couldn't help giving a thumbs up to praise his boldness.

Seeing this, Xiao Pingding immediately became more excited, and kept saying how much my brothers and sisters supported me, how I have face, and my nostrils were almost pointing to the sky.

Superintendent Ashin: Draw your gun.

Lu Zhu and the others abandoned this cheap big brother in an instant, and entered the camp in a straight line, full of energy and quick movements.

After entering the classroom of the camp, he put down his luggage and opened the window to ventilate. When Lu Zhu turned around, he saw the male lead's partner with a mushroom head approaching, and introduced himself to her: "Hello, my name is Meng Chao..."

Before he finished speaking, he was pushed back by a hand stretched out from the side.

"Hi!" Kim McKee put one hand on the lower frame of the window, and leaned against the window sill in a pose that he thought was very chic, and then said: "We meet again, even if you don't tell me if I am still you can still ask Got news from you? But then again, why does everyone call you a broom star?"

"Maybe it's because the people I'm with didn't end well." Lu Zhu replied sincerely.

"How could it be, you obviously helped me last time, those people like to give others nicknames, in fact, the name Su Yaxing is quite nice, according to me, you are the lucky star... ahhhhhhh !" While speaking, a gust of wind blew outside, and the window that had just been opened was blown back immediately, and Kim McGee, who was pressing on the window sill, screamed again and again.

Seeing this, Lu Zhu hurriedly opened the window to save people, but the window may have been in disrepair for a long time. Lu Zhu pushed it a little, and the whole window, including the frame and glass, fell off, tilted and gave Kim McGee's head unceremoniously. Give it a hard time.

"I seem to be a little dizzy..." Kim McGee turned upside down directly.

[Reward the host with 520 bottles of nutrient solution: ahhh, I also want to be hugged by the song god! ! !Groundhog screams! ! ! 】

【God of Songs: Oops, I'm going to faint and I need to be hugged by the host to get up】

[Tsk, some people are not afraid of zombies when the anchor is away; when the anchor is there, they will say that they are dizzy and need to be supported and hugged →_→]

[Don't fall for the anchor, you won the prize twice in a row and haven't counted your ACD yet? ! 】

[Suspended successfully, emoticon package acquisition records: Arrogant leaning against the wall.jpg, Lost voice and screaming.jpg, Eyes staring at gold stars.jpg...]

[At this time, do you still remember that you are the devil who cut the emoticon pack? 】

"How are you? Is there something wrong?" Lu Zhu hurriedly pushed away the desk next to him, and helped Kim McKee to sit on the chair.

"I'm fine, I'm just a little dizzy from being hit all of a sudden, and I'll be fine after sitting for a while." Kim McKee raised his hand to touch the place where his head was injured, but he forgot that his hand was still red and swollen. When he touched it, he immediately retracted his hand and raised it to his mouth to blow air, grinning from the pain.

Seeing his appearance, Lu Zhu almost couldn't help but want to cut a set of all-purpose emoticon packs for ten consecutive times.

"Kim McGee!"

"Here!" Hearing Superintendent Ashin's roll call, Kim McKee stood up quickly, strode over Xiaopingding who was being disobedient, and Superintendent Ashin put a gun on the back of his head, and stood in front of Superintendent Ashin. .

"You have been with me the longest, and I think highly of you the most. Be a good example for everyone." Superintendent Ashin ordered.

"Yes, Sir!"

Five minutes later, Kim McKee in a green combat uniform raised the flame.flame.thrower, and fired at the target with a serious face——

The grill was successfully lit.

Superintendent Ashin, who is also in combat uniform and intends to show off to the new team members, was immediately so angry that the subordinate who claimed to be the most respected by him threw the pointer down.

Seeing Superintendent Ashin's appearance like this, Kim McGee hurriedly forked a plate of barbecue and came over to coax people.

Superintendent Ashin glared at him angrily: "You guys are so outrageous!"

"Sir, tonight is the first night, let's relax, chicken wings or pork chops?" Kim McGee handed over the plate.

"Tell me to eat it, even if I eat it, I won't know the taste! Well, just eat a piece, I really don't want to see you..." Superintendent Ashin looked at the plate, then reached out and took the largest piece pork chop.

Holding two chicken wings, Lu Zhu seized a favorable position in the crowd and saw Jin McKee coming back with a plate, so he handed him a chicken wing: "It's done?"

"It's done. Tonight is the first night. Let everyone relax. Sir, he ate and went back." Before Jin McKee finished speaking, there were several screams in the building.

"Wow, it's so shrill, don't you hit a ghost?" Xiao Pingding turned his head, gloating.

"Shut up! Don't talk nonsense!" Kim McGee retorted Xiao Pingding and patted Lu Zhu, who had reached out to hug Lu Zhu.

Yan Lazai had no choice but to put his hand back silently, but still looked at Lu Zhu with a smile on his face: "Let's eat."

"Is this uncle a nobleman this year?" Lu Zhu sat back a little.

"The menopause is over, it's not suitable for chasing girls, I understand." He Lazai walked away dejectedly.

"Don't pay attention to him, this kind of person just steals money everywhere if he can't catch up with girls, he has no sense of public morality." Kim McKee handed over a piece of pork chop and said with a smile, "Eat something."

Do straight men basically operate?The tone is exactly the same.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Kim McKee put down the pork chop in doubt.

Lu Zhu stared at him for a long time before he said, "Are you trying to chase me?"

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha anchor, don’t make fun of the God of Songs, now his face is redder than the stove]

[The innocent boy's face is more red than a furnace, but it's okay 2333333333 I saw him swallowed in fright when he heard this sentence, I guess his heart was about to explode]

【The way of courtship can be said to be quite straight...】

[I'm not here to make trouble for the anchor, but the expression he called you to eat barbecue just now is similar to his classic expression pack "吔塞啦" honey... ps: The new expression pack has been put on the network disk, and the address comments on the 666th floor. Pick】

[The devil in the emoji pack in front is simply poisonous... I'm going to collect emoji packs if I don't talk about it]

"In such an environment, fortunately, there is still a stove. If there is no one, it will be easy to provoke ghosts!"

The hero didn't get a reply, but Xiao Pingding yelled.

As if he had been pardoned, Kim McKee followed Xiao Pingding and changed the subject: "You're lucky if you see a ghost, but you're unlucky if you see a zombie."

The witch who had been silent for most of the night heard this, and immediately became excited. She took out the "Dafa of Subduing Demons" given to her by her father, and explained the classification of zombies with an expert look: When a person is bitten by a zombie, what will happen? What kind of corpse he turns into depends on how panicked he was when he was bitten.Those who are frightened and stupid when bitten will become the most ordinary zombies; those who are a little scared when bitten will become another vampire zombie; Time is human, when there is moonlight, it becomes a zombie...

While Lu Zhu was listening, she suddenly saw bullet screens asking her to look behind her. She turned her head and looked behind. Under the cold moonlight, the hero's partner, Meng Chao, was lying on all fours on the bench, trembling and panting heavily. Furious, there is a fang protruding from the mouth...

"Aww——————————————"

"You're looking for death, and your own people are scared, please go back to your seat and sit down!" Hearing the cry, Kim McKee stood up angrily and funny, and pressed Meng Chao back to his original state after groaning. Next to the grill.

Lu Zhu silently looked at Meng Chao who was pushed to sit next to him, and sat back a little silently.

Meng Chao smiled at her honestly.

Lu Zhu lowered his head and saw that there was no more charcoal in the grill, so he volunteered to pick up some branches and continue to burn them, and then led Meng Chao out quite smoothly.

While keeping an eye on the moon vigilantly and leading Meng Chao into the woods, Lu Zhu opened the small cosmetic bag he carried with him.

Before the plot started, she entrusted some old seniors, and bought it from a lame old man named Uncle Qiu at a high price. There are four things in total: small scissors, a comb, an eyebrow trimmer, and amulets. The combined price is that only the emoticon package that feels her body has been hollowed out can understand her mood at the time of payment...

Keeping his eyes on the "person" behind him, Lu Zhu tightened his grip on the eyebrow trimmer.

coming!

Lu Zhu turned around and took a step to preemptively strike.

What the hell!

Why is there such a big stone in front of her!Did you agree to only cheat others and not cheat your own physique? !

Lu Zhu, who fell to the ground, struggled to get up, and saw that Meng Chao, who had turned into a wolf corpse, was running after a man dressed as a ghost.

Well, it's someone else who cheated...

Unable to catch up with Meng Chao, Lu Zhu had no choice but to run back to the grill and tell everyone, "Meng Chao has suddenly turned into a zombie and is still chasing a man dressed as a ghost. He doesn't know where he is now!"

Everyone laughed and said that the ghost was a gangster sent by Superintendent Ashin to pretend to be a ghost to scare them. Now the gangster leader Da Sheen has been subdued by them, and they stripped off his shirt and tied him to a tree...

In the end, it was Superintendent Ashin who came out and explained that Da She En was a voluntary member of the ghost army. Da Sheen came this time to avenge his twin brothers.

Knowing this situation, everyone put Da Sheen down.

Superintendent Ashin saw that the number of people was about the same, so he greeted and said: "Don't worry about other things, everyone pack up and go back to rest."

Lu Zhu was pushed back into the camp building by the other two policewomen, and Kim McGee in front finally remembered his partner: "Sir, Meng Chao has gone somewhere."

Superintendent Ashin said indifferently, "He won't die."

Da She En looked back, and also stepped forward and said: "Sir, my little brother Ma Zaiqiang has not come back either."

Superintendent Ashin was even more indifferent: "You just treat him as dead."

Big Sheen: "..."

Lu Zhu, who returned to the dormitory, asked about the situation of Meng Chao, the barrage team, and only then learned that Meng Chao chased Ma Zai into the zombie's stronghold.Ma Zaiqiang woke up the female zombie in white and was killed. Meng Chao, who was chasing after him, was temporarily turned into a wolf corpse, and was mistakenly regarded as a companion by the female zombie. Not to mention there was no danger, he even took the opportunity to sneak away. Out.

Lu Zhu felt relieved and packed up his things: he was so nervous all night that his head was sweating, so he went to the public bathroom to wash his hair and take a shower.

[High energy ahead!Childhood shadows are coming! ! ! 】

【do not go!A female zombie in red is soaking in the cistern in the public bathroom!Oh my god, the character of the anchor met a female zombie when she was washing her hair. This scene scared me all through my childhood, and it made me dare not scoop the water from the cistern and go to the public bathroom for a long time...]

[Reward 88 small spaceships: Zombie fans report, please invite the host to visit the public bathroom! 】

[Reward 88 small spaceships: +1 for appointment fans to report, I want to see the power of the magic weapon made by Uncle Qiu! 】

[The local tyrants in front beg you to be human! 】

[If you don't go, it won't work. The anchor girl fell down before. Look at her body rolling in the mud. How can she sleep if she doesn't wash it off?]

[Meng Chao!Your "previous life" was a person who was Uncle Ying's apprentice!Why were you bitten by a zombie and poisoned by the corpse again! 】

[The actor laughed so hard hahahahaha, it’s true that Meng Chao’s actor played Uncle Ying’s apprentice "Wen Cai", but with Uncle Ying watching over him, wouldn’t he still be poisoned by the corpse in "Mr. Zombie"?This time there is no Uncle Ying, a bastard like him who is not good at learning skills will definitely continue to be recruited hahaha! 】

[Stop talking!Uncle Ying is not here, so I feel insecure!The anchor also went to the public bathroom according to the local tyrant's request, holding my little quilt tightly and shivering QAQ]

[Don't be afraid that we will protect you, please let me see your hands in the bullet screen body protection team! 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Anchor, don't move so fast!I'm not ready yet!Why did you go to the public bathroom and look directly at the zombies in the water TAT】

Lu Zhu, who came to the washroom, glanced at the sleeping female zombie with her eyes closed in the cistern: the dark red dress was in stark contrast to her pale complexion, and in the night, there were only a few cicadas and frogs croaking nearby. The camp environment in the wild, even on a summer night, gives people a chilling feeling.

In the barrage, a group of poor children who are cowardly and love to watch ghost movies are swiping the screen to form an eye protection team, and the barrage basically says that this female zombie is the final big boss who killed several members of the protagonist team.They were obviously a group of spectators and they were separated by a screen, but they were all terrified, as if the people standing by the pool were not Lu Zhu but them.

However, the barrage of screens belongs to the screen, but the number of viewers has not decreased at all, which perfectly interprets the term "people's food addiction".

The light reflected by the water waves swayed back and forth on the wall of the washroom, creating a more eerie atmosphere.

Lu Zhu clenched the eyebrow trimming knife in his hand to make a defensive posture, and after taking another step towards the reservoir, the red-clothed female zombie who had been lying on the bottom of the pool with her eyes closed suddenly opened her eyes and floated up!