[Comprehensive Film and Television] I made an appointment with you at the wrong end

It's like a beautiful drama happened suddenly I was stunned I met you on the road

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Lu Zhu stood in front of the desk at the nurse's station and asked the nurse to register her volunteer information.

The police dog A Huan at his feet moved his nose, sniffed left and right, ran quickly to a passage, and turned to look at her.

After taking the volunteer card with him, Lu Zhu walked to where A Huan was.

Is it here?Asking secretly in his heart, Lu Zhu raised his head and glanced at the sign on the passage pointing to: Activity Hall.

A Huan nodded, and walked forward to lead the way with a low whine. The appearance of the ferocious wolf dog matched the aggrieved little appearance.

Lu Zhu followed A Huan into the activity hall. This time happened to be the activity time for the mentally ill, and there was a crowd of demons dancing...

Sweeping his eyes over the distorted faces, Lu Zhu locked on the target of this event—a short-haired young man sitting at the innermost long table who was being dragged by five or six mental patients until his face was distorted.

[New emoji package get√]

[Every frame is a new emoticon pack, its ferocious face is so vivid, Zhang Zhang is capable of carrying the classic "Shit", and is worthy of being one of the giants in the emoticon pack industry...]

[Hahahahahahahahahahahaha don't do this, I love him even if he is an emoji! 】

[Mengxin from the back row came to ask why the male protagonist made himself into Qingshan Mental Hospital...]

[What's more, a group of mental patients escaped into the cowshed and thought they were vampire zombies killing cows and sucking blood. When the hero and his partner went to arrest people, they thought they had really seen a vampire zombie. They felt that they couldn't fight against more than 20 people, so they had to pretend The new member of the vampire zombie drank a mouthful of cow blood, but was taken back to the mental hospital by the doctor as an escaped mental patient...]

Lu Zhu showed the volunteer certificate to the staff next to him, and introduced himself, "I am a new volunteer today. Is there anything I can do to help?"

"Wow, you are a policewoman!" The staff glanced at the ID and was very happy, "There are two new lunatics who call themselves policemen over there. Because the two of them keep saying that they are policemen, they sit next to them All the lunatics think they are the governor of Hong Kong. Now a group of people are fighting inextricably, please go over and see if you can separate them."

Lu Zhu nodded, showing that he understood.

When he turned around and looked over there, a young man with a mushroom head who was caught by two mental patients spoke first: "Hey! Beauty! Do you still recognize me? I really came from the police! We have seen the last time the police force had a fellowship!"

Seeing Lu Zhu's puzzled expression, the mushroom-headed young man suddenly became more energetic, and nunuzui signaled Lu Zhu to look there, and then shouted: "Beauty, even if you don't recognize me, you should recognize him." Right? Last time you dropped something and picked it up under the table, he was the one who touched your ass!"

"Shut up, Meng Chao!" The short-haired young man managed to utter an angry curse upon hearing this.

"You haven't suffered a loss, so don't be afraid to say it!" Meng Chao, a mushroom-headed youth, retorted.

"You have no brains, I'm really going to be mad at you!" After the short-haired youth finished cursing this sentence, he fell into the scuffle with the mental patient next to him again.

[Hahahaha, what kind of strange approach is this?]

[If I change it, I will turn around and leave, what the hell is this 2333333]

[Fans changed, are you so disrespectful to women #ManualGoodbye]

[Don't get me wrong, the character of QAQ Youshen is not this kind of person!It was explained at the beginning of the second Ghost School, that when they pick up girls, the two of them give each other advice. Yes... Our Youshen is just a new love here, and I regret it...]

[Let’s speak rationally, the early Hong Kong films were quite open-minded, and this type of supernatural comedy basically has some unexpected or even suffocating operations. If you watch too much, you don’t think it’s a big deal , after all, is a funny clip.However, the anchor is now equivalent to directly "encountering" such a suffocating operation, this is not our God's perspective of watching the show, I am quite looking forward to the anchor's response]

[I don't care about the plot, I'm just here to collect some emoticons that don't use P...]

Lu Zhu, who was stunned by their suffocating operation, also looked dazed, until the police dog A Huan bit her trouser leg before recovering.

Lu Zhu helped the forehead helplessly, and then explained to the staff next to him for a long time that the two people were indeed policemen, and after he knew both of them, the staff silently helped the two people from the mental illness. rescued from the clutches of the

Leaning on the railing of the corridor, watching the disgraced and disfigured two grinningly hook shoulders with the staff, while saying thank you, they also promised that they would never do any small tricks to retaliate. The atmosphere is quite harmonious.

Lu Zhu thought for a while and decided to wait for them to come over on their own initiative.

Sure enough, after seeing off the staff, the two came over to say hello to Lu Zhu: "Thank you, beauty, when are you free? We invite you to dinner as an apology, okay?"

"I don't need to thank you. If you want to thank, thank A Huan. It was A Huan who asked me to save you." Lu Zhu patted the head of the police dog A Huan.

"A Huan? You mean that old dog in our police station who is too old to walk? It..."

Seeing Lu Zhu's movement of stroking the dog's head, the two silently swallowed the remaining questions.

The short-haired young man even took a sneak peek at Lu Zhu's place - there was only air, and he couldn't see anything at all.

The two seemed to have noticed something, and they didn't speak again.

"That's right, it's A Huan. It's very old, but it's always been unhappy because it couldn't guard the cowshed and let the lunatics come in." Lu Zhu continued to stroke the dog, but looked at the two of them and said, "So it Bring me here to get you out."

When the two heard this, their expressions became more complicated. After a while, the short-haired young man asked hesitantly, "So, you can see those things..."

"Now the entire police force knows that the two prisoners in charge of you have escaped, but you are saying that there are ghosts involved." Lu Zhu said.

The two smiled shyly and looked at each other. The short-haired young man had no choice but to stand up and said, "Don't say any more about this. Anyway, thank you for today. By the way, what's your name? My name is Kim McGee... "

"Goodbye, I'm going to take Ah Huan back to the police station." Lu Zhu smiled, turned around and left after leading the dog.

"What are you looking at? People don't pay attention to you. Sigh, all women are like this now. They are very proud of their looks and voice." Meng Chao, a mushroom-headed young man, took a picture of Jin Mai. base it.

"I like to watch it, what's your business? Go back to the police station and talk about it, don't you have to work?!" Jin McKee pushed Meng Chao.

Meng Chao lowered his head embarrassingly, and apologized in a low voice, "I'm sorry, I also saw that you fell in love with her at first sight, but I didn't dare to go there, so I pushed you. I didn't expect..."

"Forget it, it's not the first time. You're notoriously helpful. Who told me to be your partner?" Kim McKee patted Meng Chao's shoulder reassuringly, then looked in the direction where Lu Zhu left, He smiled confidently: "This girl is able to lead A Huan's soul out, and she is also a policeman. You can always find her information when you go back. When the time comes, I will apologize to her properly."

"Don't worry, two brothers in one world, I will definitely help you catch her!" Meng Chao patted Jin McGee on the shoulder vigorously.

"Forget it. Don't do me a disservice. I'll do it myself." Kim McKee sighed.

"Hey, are you like this? You just said it so confidently, but you didn't see you chasing after me just now? I've seen you clearly since I've been with you for so many years. Once I'm face to face with a girl, I can't complete my words..." Meng Chao Unceremoniously exposed his old background.

"You are the one who likes to be lazy at work, and you are the one who talks the most. You are so energetic, can you go back to work?" Jin McKee angrily took away Meng Chao's hand on his shoulder, and walked away without looking back. .

On the other hand, after Lu Zhu sent the police dog A Huan back, he continued to go home for vacation, which was still on sick leave.

The character she chose was not sick, but her boss still gave her three weeks of sick leave this month-the reason is simple, the character's physique is very evil.In the divisional police force where she works, every colleague who works with her has encountered various unfortunate incidents more or less.

The boss has already resigned to her fate, and only said to ask her to ask for more leave, it doesn't matter how long she takes, he will approve it.He also said that if she is sick, she should take sick leave, and if she is not sick, it is better to take sick leave as a rest, so that she does not have to worry that she will be said to be a waste of taxpayers' money if she only receives wages and does not work. She also said that if taxpayers understand the situation , they will never mind...

This kind of auspicious physique is not too good for Lu Zhu. After all, she has only made up some relatively classic Hong Kong movies and has already been sent to open the live broadcast room. In this world, only the plot summary provided by the system guides her. down the line.However, she got such a role with a miraculous physique, and the unlucky thing is that others will basically have no problems, which is considered a guarantee in the world of supernatural beings.

As for the male protagonist, because the prisoner they captured didn't run away, but had turned into a zombie, and was turned into a pile of ashes by the sun... So, they couldn't catch the "prisoner" back to work.

It's a pity that the superintendent who was in charge of them didn't believe this explanation, and the new inspector who took over them didn't believe that there really are such things as demons and ghosts in this world.In order to avoid being punished, they had no choice but to find a way to let the new female inspector's boss really see the existence of supernatural creatures.

However, this female inspector is upright and lucky, so she can't see dirty things at all.So they planned to do some tricks to lower her luck.The method of eating dog meat to reduce luck cannot be implemented because the police dog A Huan has passed away, but they still have the option of Niu Tear to Hell, and the cattle house is not far from them...

After being disturbed by the male protagonist and the others, people finally discovered that there really are ghosts, zombies, and all kinds of ghosts and ghosts in this world.

In order to prevent these things from causing harm to the world, the higher-ups had no choice but to gather people from the municipal government, the engineering bureau, the tax bureau, and the police department to hold a meeting called "How to Clean Up the Zombie Society".

Unexpectedly, during the meeting, there were zombies in the meeting building, and they killed several people while the meeting was in a daze.Soon, the people who were bitten to death also turned into new zombies, causing everyone to run wildly, and staged a thrilling melee in the conference building.

In the end, the police won the battle and began to form a ghost force, formally recruiting members from various police districts.

As soon as the news came out, the Sheung Wan police station to which Lu Zhu belonged handed over her information almost with tears in her eyes.

It is said that the police are very determined to form the ghost team this time, and they also specially contacted the two exorcist families, Nanmao and Beima, to ask them to send out their heirs as coaches.Although I haven't received a reply for the time being, the training camp has already been borrowed, so I will send the first batch of players to train first.

The wheels turned slowly, and after leaving the bustling city, the scenery by the window gradually became greener. When the outside light changed from bright to dim, it was finally the camp for this training.

[This camp is haunted!Thirty Gurkhas dead!It was for this reason that Wai Guoren, who was in charge of managing the camp, lent the camp out, and then they led the entire camp to run away by themselves!They even blocked the news!And there are many zombies locked in a room! 】

[Fuck, is it so exciting? ! 】

【啊啊啊啊小时候看过的表示别看这个电影特搞笑，但其实好多剧情简直童年阴影！ 】

[I haven't watched this movie yet, please don't spoil it! 】

【God of Songs, don't sleep!You slept in the car until now, did you become a thief last night?Labor and management have been squatting since you got in the car, and they have been squatting for a whole day and still haven’t captured a new emoticon package!sleep you paralyzed up hi! 】

[The opening scene of "Ghost School" is that the song god confronted the zombies in the conference building. After finally solving the incident in the building, he added an all-night shift to check whether the fellow police officers were bitten and infected, and then he was directly deceived by the boss. Training camp, you must be sleeping like a dead pig now... If you come earlier, you can capture hundreds of heart-warming emoticons from the perspective of the male protagonist in the live broadcast room...]

[Hold my little quilt tightly, isn't this a live broadcast of an ancient Hong Kong movie and it's also a funny movie?The live broadcast room is also divided into the "Old Port Style" section, how come there are horror and supernatural elements? #惊惊】

[The Mengxin in the front reads to me: the old port style!A mix of ancient Hong Kong movies!Ghost Mission Hall + Ghost School + Ghost Building!The subtitle of "Three Fierce Ghosts" has always been that the early horror comedies of Xiangjiang are more funny than frightening, so here is a funny "ghost" movie! 】

After Lu Zhu finished scanning the barrage, he picked up the suitcase and walked towards the car door.

"Hi!"

A clear male voice came from the side, Lu Zhu followed the voice and looked down, facing Kim McKee's eyes that were extraordinarily clear and bright after having enough rest.

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In response to the feedback from readers, the bilingual dialogues in Mandarin and Cantonese have been revised into dialogues in national languages, please rest assured to read^_^