[Comprehensive Film and Television] I made an appointment with you at the wrong end

You give me shade, but it’s hard to change my mind, I just want to elope with the sun and the moon and the wind

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As the saying goes, La Qi La Ba freezes jackdaws to death.

In previous years, it was a bit difficult for Keban to come to this time, and he often had to go out to the streets to perform monkey shows in the severe cold to earn some rewards to survive the winter—but this year is quite different.

The children are almost grown up and can act on stage.

With the guarantee of the fat manager Na Kun, they took advantage of the period between the winter solstice and Laba to run a lot of performances in a row to make money.When the twelfth lunar month began, the weather became colder and troupes from all over the country poured into Beiping, and they gradually reduced the number of performances. One was to let the children who were still in the voice-changing period rest and recuperate, and the other was to earn enough for the New Year. , You can live a fat year with peace of mind.

The rewards for performing in rich families are naturally much more than performing monkey shows on the street. A few days ago, Master Guan bought cloth to entrust someone to make New Year's clothes for the children, and today he received it early in the morning. With the little stone and a few stronger and taller boys, they went out to buy new year's goods.

The others continued to practice the exercises by hanging their throats as usual in the morning, and finished a bowl of hot Laba porridge at noon, followed by a rare half-day rest due to the festival.

This year, everything is going well. After Master Guan led a group of children to pray to the gods, he went to ask for a spiritual lottery.

So the koi halo is the koi halo, and when Lu Zhu draws one, it is signed "Baili Xi votes for Qin".

There are a lot of rumors in the temple wishes when the lottery is released, most of which mean that the owner of the lottery will make friends, or meet noble people or meet good friends.

Congratulations to the little girl, Miao Zhu turned his head, and saw a handsome young man coming over with a lottery.

Most of these children were asking about their future or their safety. Miao Zhu subconsciously took the lottery and wanted to explain it. Suddenly, he saw the boy sneaking a glance at the girl who was being watched and got the lottery. He lowered his voice and said: " Ask about...marriage."

The temple wished Huiyi, glanced at the signed text, and said with a smile: "Thunderstorms and winds and clouds have their own divisions. Please pray sincerely and don't be suspicious. I agreed with the king that it will be the rainy day. It is the time when Yunlong is in volts-this is the lottery of Zhongji, which says everything in the world. , Those who have their own masters in the dark are just the so-called time, fate, and luck. Although the heavens have certain arrangements, sincerity can also move the heavens. When the time comes, the opportunity will follow itself."

"That is to say, don't force everything. It's better to wait in silence, let nature take its course, and wait for the opportunity?" Hit it hard.

"Little Douzi, how's your lottery?" Xiao Manzi held his lottery and said with a look of disgust: "It's rare to come out to ask for a lottery to ask for safety, but this broken lottery said that I committed marine insurance!"

As he spoke, he glanced at Xiaodouzi's signature, and was suddenly pleasantly surprised: "It's thunderous, are you the same as me?!"

"Probably." Xiaodouzi replied perfunctorily, and then had no choice but to follow him back to the group of children.

On the other hand, under Lu Zhu's constant coquettishness, Master Guan had no choice but to throw away his helmet and armor to offer his "(apprentice) disciple" to surrender.The sticky little Douzi she has been following must follow. As for the big brother, Little Shitou, she has to stay in the house to help sort out the new year's goods bought, so Master Guan ordered the smarter little mangy among the senior brothers to accompany her. Go out and play.

The three of them came to the street all the way, Xiao Manzi loves to play and play, so he couldn't save money. When he saw a small vendor selling candied haws passing by, he blew all over the floor, but his trouser pockets were empty.In contrast, Xiaodouzi actually saved up three big bucks, and if one big buck was [-] copper coins, he bought a box of red bean cakes for Lu Zhu to eat.

"When I become a character, I'll buy candied haws every day for meals!" I bought a box of red bean cakes for my junior sister without blinking, and my "senior brother" asked him to borrow money but ignored him. Such differential treatment, The little mangy couldn't help glaring at Xiaodouzi angrily.

Seeing the little mangy approaching Lu Zhu again to beg for red bean cakes, Xiaodouzi secretly rolled his eyes, attracting a small vendor to buy a candied haws for him: "Here, take it, you don't have to return it."

Xiao Manzi took the candied haws, smiled happily, and took a step back knowingly: Since Xiaodouzi is so generous, then he won't grab the red bean cake.

"Well, this red bean cake is the best, try it quickly." Lu Zhu skillfully picked up a red bean cake and fed it to Xiaodouzi.

The sweet and soft taste spread in the mouth, making the young man's eyebrows and eyes look warm and springy.

After feeding Xiaodouzi, Lu Zhu took out three more theater tickets and said, "Today, the performance in the theater is Chunhe Troupe from Tianjin. Let's go and see it."

Master Guan has always been on good terms with Boss Duan from the theater. As the end of the year approaches, Boss Duan from the theater sent a lot of theater tickets as a New Year's gift. His precious daughter wanted to go out to play, so he naturally gave money and tickets, for fear that she would play. Have fun.

"I've heard from Master that Chunhe Class's swordsmanship is a must. Douzi, your concubine Yu needs to be a little swordsman. Just refer to others." It's rare to have a chance to watch a movie for free, and Xiao Manzi quickly interjected. , for fear that Xiaodouzi, who doesn't like the excitement, would not want to go.

"Okay." Xiaodouzi replied in one gulp: Lu Zhu asked, how could he not agree.

When the three of them took a shortcut to the theater, Chunhe troupe's "Muk Village" hadn't started yet, and it was still "Farewell My Concubine" by another troupe from out of town.

Seeing the crowds in the hall on the first floor, there was almost no place to stand, Xiaodouzi hurriedly held Lu Zhu's hand tightly, and squeezed a small passage out of the crowd with his thin body, leading Followed her to the corridor on the second floor.

Xiao Manzi is used to inserting needles whenever he sees a gap. Although Xiao Douzi didn't intend to take care of him, he also took the opportunity to sneak behind Lu Zhu because of the gap in the crowd before Lu Zhu squeezed past. .

It seems that the effect of being condescending is better than crowding people on tiptoe below. The little mangzi cheered a few times for the appearance of the Bawang of Chu, and then saw the Bawang's superb skills, thinking that he could not recite the words I get beaten from time to time, and I feel sad: "How did they get into roles, how many beatings they have to suffer..."

Unexpectedly, the little scorpion who looked foolish on the outside turned out to be a pessimist on the inside, so Lu Zhu shook Xiaodouzi's hand.

Xiaodouzi looked down, saw her worried face, and smiled slightly: "The old pedant was right in what he said back then—only when he suffers in the audience can he be famous on the stage. This person has to make it up on his own." myself."

In the same play, the little scorpion with sparse and ordinary skills cried in despair, but he, who was talented and bright in his heart, saw hope.

He is 15 years old this year, and everyone has already praised him as a "little actor" during the performance; while the younger junior sister has just turned thirteen, she is still young and naive; there is still time in the future, let him work hard.

Cheng Jiaoer is not only for himself, but also for her.

Thinking of this, Xiaodouzi's brows and eyes stretched out more gently, vaguely showing the glamor and beauty of a future generation of famous actresses.

After the play ended, Lu Zhu walked through the crowd and headed towards the toilet.

While washing his hands, he suddenly heard a low sobbing sound from the innermost compartment at the back.

"What's wrong with you?" Lu Zhu knocked on the wooden door of the cubicle.

The sobbing stopped, and after a while, the wooden door was opened from the inside.

Lu Zhu looked in, and saw a girl with a big black braid tied sideways leaning against the wall, she looked about thirteen or fourteen years old, her pretty face was full of tears.The whole person is also skinny, and the hand that wiped the tears can obviously be seen from doing too much heavy work. The skin is rough, and it is red and swollen from freezing, just like a little girl who has been bullied.

While Lu Zhu was sizing up each other, the girl was also sizing her up: Although her stature hadn't grown yet, she already had a charming figure, with a neatly combed bun, and a rosy and pretty face, The little red cloak she was wearing was a little old and a little short, but it could also be seen that it was made of good material, and her temperament was like that of a young lady who had read a lot of poetry and books.

The two people who looked very different in appearance communicated with each other, but ironically found that their identities were exactly the same - Lu Zhu was the only daughter of the troupe owner Xi Fucheng in Peking, and this girl named Bai Niu was also a newcomer. Chunhe, the only daughter of the troupe master, came from Tianjin.

The difference is that Master Guan loves Lu Zhu, the adopted daughter he picked up, so much that he wants to spoil her like a little princess; while the troupe leader Bai of Chunhe class is a very "traditional" theater troupe leader who despises girls. He also brought his only daughter into the theater troupe, but he always felt that it was a shame that the theater troupe had a woman, and he used her as a maid.As a matter of fact, the group of male actors don't like her too much, no matter how talented or skilled she is, she is not allowed to perform on stage.

This white girl secretly practiced kung fu while she was working, she was better than those men who were seriously studying arts, but she was always discriminated against because of her gender. Lu Zhu despised these patriarchal people in her heart, and comforted Bai girl for a while .

Knowing that the reason why Bai Niu is crying is because of a small character whose stage name is Seven Years Red, she was too cold to be on stage today, and if the number of people on stage is not enough to perform well, her father will definitely have to scold her again, saying that she is a woman Bad thing, Bai Niu was so wronged all of a sudden, she couldn't help but secretly hid in the toilet and cried.

Lu Zhu turned his mind and took her hand: "Come with me."

Take Bai Niu to find Xiaodouzi and Xiaomanzi. After all, Xiaodouzi and Xiaomanzi finally agreed to help.

A group of four sneaked into the backstage, Xiaodouzi and Xiaomanzi picked up the powder box and quickly put makeup on Bai Niu.

Lu Zhu followed Bai Niu's instructions and brought Seven Year Red's costume from the long row of hangers.

It didn't take long for Team Leader Bai to come in and greet people to get ready to go on stage: "Everyone! There aren't enough people who are acting loyal, and those who are treacherous quickly change to acting loyal!"

"Hurry up, one by one, follow the protagonist... Hey! Wait!" The leader Bai grabbed the white girl who was holding the flag and wanted to fish in troubled waters and follow the stage, and said angrily: "Bai girl, what It's you?!"

"Father, Qi Suihong was cold in the latrine last night, now there are not enough people and I will play for him." Bai Niu glanced at Lu Zhu and the others hiding in the dark, and quickly explained.

"On behalf of your mother! Let people know that there are women in our theater troupe, where should I put my face!" The leader Bai dragged Bai Niu to the water basin, and then pressed Bai Niu's head into the water basin with one hand: "I've been thinking about acting on stage all day, what kind of drama can you do?! If you want to be an actor, reincarnate as a man in your next life!"

"Hurry up and wash your face and change back into your clothes. Today is Laba, you are allowed to go out and play in the street, but remember to go home and cook!" The class leader Bai took a rag and wiped Bai Niu's face rudely, then turned back Invite others to come on stage.

"It's too common for a woman to pretend to be a woman, no one will watch it!" The group of male actors holding orchid fingers smiled and went to prepare.

After walking around the street with the depressed white girl for a while, seeing that she was not in high spirits, Lu Zhu had no choice but to sit with her on the stone steps beside the abandoned well at the end of the street to rest.

This abandoned well is located next to a Guandi Temple, surrounded by a small open space. Some nearby people hang clothes here, and some come here to grind things with big stones, and some use it as a firewood accumulation area.When the weather is fine, children from the alleys often come here to play.

And the entrance and exit of the nearby alley is the place where Lu Zhu fell in order to chase him before. Thinking of Lu Zhu's foot injury and still not being able to run at full speed, Xiaodouzi's eyes darkened.

Seeing his expression, Lu Zhu knew what he was thinking of, silently took his hand again, and silently gave him a comforting smile.

Xiaodouzi also smiled, and took out a red bean cake from the box and fed it to her mouth.

On the other side, Bai Niu sat on the stone steps beside the big stone mill, sighing.

"Look, I knew this method wouldn't work! How can there be a woman acting on stage!" The little lame spread his hands, and then said with lingering fear: "But your father is too cruel, just put you in the basin like this, What can I do if something happens!"

"Actually, my father still loves me very much. Before the inspection office came to arrest the gangsters, he saw me in the background and said that it must be strange that there are women in the theater troupe. If my father hadn't asked the troupe master to borrow all the Taiwan money that day to rescue me. , I may be taken away by the inspection office...they just arrest people for money." Bai Niu sighed a long time.

"However, this has nothing to do with your acting on stage. In the south, there are already female dan roles and even old students. Not to mention, 'Qiandan Kunsheng'-now there is this term!" Lu Zhu disagreed, and continued to persuade: "Your father's 'protection' has protected you like a big tree, but how can you become a talent without wind and rain? You have the talent of a swordsman, and you should also have a heart of a swordsman!"

Bai Niu's eyes lit up: "Xianghong, you...you said what I've been thinking all along but I don't know how to say it!"

Hearing this, Xiaodouzi frowned slightly, and Xiao Manzi simply showed disdain on his face: "Hong Hong, I didn't say that, sword horse dance is very skillful, and men have to practice for a long time, let alone women."

As he spoke, he shook his head and clicked his tongue a few times: "Since ancient times, women are inferior to men..."

Before she finished speaking, Bai Niu, who was irritated by Xiao Manzi's undisguised contempt, stood up suddenly, glanced left and right, and fished out a long and thin stick from the pile of firewood.

Seeing that Bai Niu's posture was definitely intended to teach Xiao Manzi a lesson, Xiao Douzi hurriedly protected Lu Zhu and moved to the small bench next to the big stone mill, and by the way, he did not forget to feed her a red bean cake, obviously not planning to help but just I watched from the sidelines.

"Look at the trick!" Bai Niu yelled lightly, the slender stick in her hand showed its sharpness, like a white snake spewing out a message, or like a dragon spouting water, it attacked forward nimbly and without losing strength.

This "shooting technique" as sharp as a dragon's hand is obviously the move used by Mu Guiying in the play just now.

Not to be outdone, the little mangy also touched a small tree trunk as thick as an arm from the firewood pile, gritted his teeth and swung it around like a tiger, with a fierce strike, which was a bit like an Overlord Spear.

However, he was still not as strong as Xiao Shitou, who was the main attacker of Chu Overlord. He wanted to use his natural strength advantage to overwhelm Bai Niu's aura, but he failed to steal the chicken, and panted a few times after dancing for a long time. Obviously the strength can't keep up.

On the other hand, Bai Niu was holding her breath, and her weapon was light and easy to handle, and she became more and more aggressive, as if she wanted to teach the little man a lesson, so that he would stop saying that women are inferior to men.

Xiaodouzi on the side was a little anxious: originally he thought that a good man would not fight with a woman, and the one-on-one duel between the two parties is naturally fair. He also took a look at the progress of Bai Niu, who was highly respected by Lu Zhu. ... Unexpectedly, this girl is really powerful, and she is so powerful that her senior brothers are about to suffer.

"Little Douzi, come and help me! How can Concubine Yu not be here?!" The little scorpion has always been flexible and shameless, he doesn't care about fairness, and it is serious to ask for help when he is weak.

"Hey, little lame, you're not being kind. Boys are naturally stronger than girls in physical strength. You're so embarrassing that you can't beat them. How dare you call someone?" Lu Zhu sat on the small bench next to the big stone mill. sneered.

The crowd of onlookers also let out a few good-natured laughs, and they did not forget to applaud them encouragingly for this part of the "martial arts show": Although they did not put on makeup or change costumes, it can be seen that it is real kung fu. It was the children who studied opera in a major class and came out to make gestures and play.

"What, is she a woman? She's a man!" The little junior sister who spoiled her heart and soul turned to someone else, and she was ridiculed by the surrounding old men and women, and the little man's heart almost broke into pieces on the ground The wood residue is so scattered.

"Come on, if you two go together, I will still beat you to pieces!" Bai Niu was so imposing, she changed her stance and changed into a martial arts show in The Legend of the White Snake, the stick in her hand was about to poke Xiao Manzi's face.

Seeing this dangerous situation, Xiaodouzi finally couldn't help but make a move. He picked up the broken shoulder pole in the corner, raised his knees and folded it in two, and used half of the broken pole to dance sword flowers.

"Next!" While helping to block Bai Niu, Xiaodouzi threw the other half of the broken pole at Xiao Manzi.

Xiao Manzi immediately threw the "Overlord Spear" in his hand to the wall, took the half broken shoulder pole thrown by Xiaodouzi, and turned back to his most proficient "Night Run".

This cross-age Yuji Wujian and Lin Chong Yeben finally managed to overwhelm Bai Niangniang.

"It's not fair, I'll help you!" Lu Zhu couldn't sit down anymore, and loosened the tightly tied scarf around his neck indiscriminately. Grinding the dustpan that was so broken that only the outer circle was left, he joined the battlefield aggressively.

"Hey! The Fire Pointed Spear, Huntian Ribbon and Qiankun Circle, there is a third prince hidden here!" The busy watcher next to him looked at Lu Zhu's three low-end magic weapons, and suddenly he didn't mind the excitement. There was a round of applause.

"White Snake Water Fighting, Nezha Navigating the Sea...Little Douzi, Lao Miaozhu is right, we really committed a marine accident today!" Xiao Manzi knew that something was wrong when he saw the lineup opposite him.

Besides, neither Xiaodouzi nor he could really beat Lu Zhu, the "traitor"!

Sure enough, when he looked to the side again, Xiaodouzi, who was still fighting against Bai Niu just now, seemed to be a different person in an instant. The hand holding the half broken pole was shaking when Lu Zhu just joined the battle. Started to shake off.The following movements became even softer and softer, the footsteps seemed to be buoyant, unsteady, unsteady and unsteady, moving left and right, and finally even lay down directly without a waist...

Originally, Xiao Manzi was still complaining that he didn't know how to act in the scene where Xiaodouzi was eaten to death by his junior sister, but this lie made Xiao Manzi see the clues - this little Douzi!What he transferred was actually "The Drunken Concubine"!

"Douzi, Douzi, you're going to piss me off! Bandit An is coming so fiercely, you're here to play 'The Drunken Concubine' for me!" Xiao Manzi almost laughed angrily.

"I'm not that fat man in An Lushan!" Lu Zhu scolded with a smile.

"Well, it doesn't matter if you are the third prince of Nezha, you haven't abandoned Shang to invest in Zhou, anyway, you can help outsiders beat your own people!" Xiao Manzi lost to Lu Zhu and Bai Niu's team-up alone, extremely anxious, He ran to try to drag Xiaodouzi who was still lying there to help.

But Xiaodouzi was determined to lie down there, no matter how much he dragged the little mangy, he couldn't move, but he staggered the little mangy who was dragged hard and finally let go of his hand—if he hadn't stretched out his hand in time to hold the pole next to the wall " "Overlord Spear", it is estimated that it will have to fall.

Alas, as soon as the little junior sister comes out, the well-behaved Concubine Yu is about to turn into a drunken concubine, so what a fart!

Looking at Lu Zhu and Bai Niu who were "watching" on the opposite side full of misery, the little mangy held the "Overlord Spear", feeling mixed feelings and sadness for a moment, he only knows how to recite the libretto without knowing the deep meaning in it, At this moment, he blurted out: "This is the death of the heavens, and it is not a crime of war..."

Hearing what he said with emotion, a young man wearing glasses and a long robe around him immediately became amused.

"This sentence is a bit like a sad song for an overlord..." The young man slammed his mouth and thought about the sentence just now, and then smiled narrowly, pretending to sigh: "But in my opinion, if It’s true that Lady Bai and the third prince joined hands, not to mention the overlord of Chu, even if he Liu Bang came—then he would have to throw himself into the Wujiang River!”

The author has something to say:

感谢在2019-11-2818:02:39~2019-11-3021:06:24期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 2 bottles of Nanqiao Taoyao; 1 bottle of Mingyue Qingfeng Xiaoxingchen;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

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small theater:

Xiao Manzi: I could have won... all because of Xiaodouzi, a pig teammate!

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Remarks: The analysis of the signature text is adapted from Guandi's spiritual lottery: the 99th lottery - Baili Xi voted for Qin, and the 70th lottery - Dai Pingzhong prayed for heaven.