[Comprehensive Film and Television] I made an appointment with you at the wrong end

Only you occasionally make me feel sweet, it is a starting point of friendship or love

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"Listen, one day, I will buy all the Spanish villas up there, and then drive them all down to live in small houses!" Chen Daozai lay on the slope, facing the villas in the distance ahead After gesticulating for a while, he looked sideways at Lu Zhu who was sitting next to him and asked, "What about you? What dreams do you have?"

"Me? My dream is probably to hope that the handsome guy next to me will wake up soon and stop dreaming." Lu Zhu rested his chin and looked at the gorgeous sunset in the sky, with an extremely serious tone.

"You're looking for death, you dare to say that about me!" Chen Daozai raised his toe and lightly tapped Lu Zhu's leg as if it were a kick, to show his little anger.

"I'm serious." Lu Zhu's expression became more sincere.

"Okay, don't run on me anymore, just wait and see, I will definitely get rich in the future." Chen Daozai put his hands under his head, lay comfortably, and even half-closed his eyes.

The sky is full of golden and red clouds, and the water surface is sparkling under the setting sun. Among them, the figure of the girl sitting sideways on the slope grass with her back to him gradually turns black as the light dims. Due to the posture of sitting sideways and the I can't see the darkness of the details clearly, so the graceful curve of this figure is even more revealed, just like a thick and colorful oil painting.

Really caught a mermaid.

Chen Daozai thought so.

But the mermaid in the story is too stupid, and her picky eyes on men are so rubbish that she can’t be more rubbish. She only knows that she is only thinking about the blind and idiot prince and blindly sacrifices for the prince, so that she doesn’t end well...it’s different like him Oh, he's funny, handsome and knows how to love his wife. If you're looking for a man, you should be looking for someone like him...

After slandering the mermaid secretly, Chen Daozai also sat up, "It's getting dark, let's go back."

While talking, he took Lu Zhu's hand quite naturally. Seeing that Lu Zhu also asked him to stand up and walk together in a ignorant manner, he couldn't help laughing secretly: Really, it's stupid to be stupid now. It's as stupid as a fish in water.If he hadn't met a good person like him, he might have been eaten and wiped clean.

On the way back, I met Acha who lived in the villa walking his dog, and Chen Daozai approached Lu Zhu: "I'm here, if you're afraid, just hide behind me."

Lu Zhu, who does not take the usual path: "I'm not afraid!"

At the beginning of the game, she walked the old police dog A Huan with a very high IQ and a very fierce aura. The aura of these two dogs was not even one-tenth of what A Huan had before he left, so there was nothing to be afraid of.

Acha, who was walking two big dogs, suddenly smiled: "Boy, stop pretending here, take your girlfriend away, this is a private place, if you come again, the dogs will bite you!"

As he spoke, he tugged at the reins, and the two dogs barked in their direction. Chen Daozai was obviously taken aback, but he didn't want to show it in front of Lu Zhu, so he could only puff out his chest. , staring at the two dogs with a ferocious look.

Acha saw the truth of Chen Daozai's sternness, and laughed a few words and started to pass them and continue to walk the dog. Lu Zhu gently pulled Chen Daozai, who was still angry: "Daozai, you are so powerful! That dog is so You are not afraid of evil!"

"Of course, who am I? I am Daozai Chen, who can saw big trees!" Lu Zhu's praise made Daozai Chen feel better.

Strike while the iron is hot, Lu Zhu hastened to persuade Mao a few more words, and then Chen Daozai took her hand and went home.

After dinner, Chen Daozai called the crow and said that he was going out to buy cigarettes. Grandma immediately waved them out in disgust, telling them to come back after smoking, so as not to harm their lungs with second-hand smoke.

After the two came back from smoking, they got together a table of mahjong and started playing. After playing for a long time, they suddenly heard a scream from outside.

"Acha got the trick!" Daozai ran out the door with the crow as soon as he threw the cards in his hand.

"Grandma, I'll go and see what the hell they're doing!" Lu Zhu hurriedly followed.

After looking at the past, I found that the two dug a hole under the railing where Acha often sat and wanted to throw him. Lu Zhu probably understood the truth about their "going out to buy cigarettes" just now.I poked my head out and looked down, and there was indeed a person at the bottom of the slope.

The three of them slid down the slope, Chen Daozai and Wu Ya turned the unconscious man over, and a barrage of "Worship the God of Gamblers, please bless me every time I gamble, I will win, win big, win extra win" was displayed.

"Boss, this guy has lost a lot of blood." The crow touched the wound on the forehead of God of Gamblers Gao Jin, and found that his own blood was stained, so he hurriedly said.

"Send him to the hospital." Chen Daozai said.

"Boss, we set up this trap, we will cause trouble if we send him to the hospital." Crow reminded.

"Forget it, let's take him back first." Chen Daozai said helplessly.

So the three of them carried the God of Gamblers home like a piglet.

Grandma stood at the door, glanced at the three of them, snorted and set off to get the ashes of the incense burner.

Lu Zhu, who had already been poisoned once, hurriedly held down Grandma, and then took some clean towels from the shelf and came over to do a simple bandage for the bloody head of Gambler Gao Jin.

Grandma leaned closer to Daozi and whispered: "Why do you always pick up people recently? Picking up younger girls can be considered cheap for you, and this uncle is also suitable for you? Is this popular now?"

"Grandma, don't talk nonsense here...Wow, wow!" Chen Daozai squeezed away impatiently, and took out a stack of money from Gao Jin's wallet in amazement.

"He doesn't have an ID card again." Crow threw his suit jacket aside and looked at Chen Daozai: "Boss, he doesn't have a passport or an ID card, so there is no way to notify his family, what should we do with him?"

"What else can I do, let him sleep here for one night, otherwise what can I do." Chen Daozai put the more than 1 yuan in cash found in his wallet into his pocket very smoothly.

A slender white hand held down his movement of loading money.

"I understand, here, let's go buy clothes. But in advance, suspenders, low-cut, backless, and short skirts are not allowed to buy!" Chen Daozai took out a few big bills and stuffed them into Lu Zhu's hand like coaxing a child.

Lu Zhu flipped his wrist and took all the stacks of money: "Don't steal other people's money!"

Chen Daozai dropped Gao Jin's wallet angrily and opened his mouth, but in the end he didn't say anything, just walked up to the second floor to sleep silently.

Worried that something would happen to Gao Jin at night, Lu Zhu had no choice but to sit on the sofa and rest.

She fell asleep in the middle of the night and felt that her thigh was being hugged. Lu Zhu woke up and looked down. The God of Gamblers with his head wrapped in a bandage hugged her thigh and cried like a mentally retarded...

She, a nigger who is sure to lose every bet, hasn't had time to think about how to hug the lap of the God of Gamblers!As a result, they delivered it to the door by themselves!

Lu Zhu immediately stretched out his hands and hugged Gao Jin with a fanatical, nympho smile, as ecstatic as if he was hugging the ultimate cheat.

"What are you doing here?!" Chen Daozai, who heard the crying from upstairs, almost howled beyond the human range.

Lu Zhu looked up at him, and pointed to his own head: "He seems to have something wrong here, so he's thinking like a child right now."

"Is there a mistake? Another one!" Chen Daozai choked speechlessly.

Because Lu Zhu returned the more than 1 yuan to Gao Jin for him to hide, and in order to get the money, Chen Daozai had no choice but to take Gao Jin in at home.

On weekdays, Lu Zhu would coax Gao Jin with chocolates and secretly teach her how to gamble, making her extremely tender.

"Boss, little sister treats that fool better than you." Crow whispered beside him.

"It's just that she has a lot of motherhood. Both of them are stupid, so of course we can chat." Chen Daozai opened the door very disapprovingly and went out to smoke.

Then he walked into the alley and punched the wall with his fist.

"You idiot, eat my girl, live in my girl, and flirt with my girl. When the little girl walks away, you will know how to write the dead word!" Chen Daozai took two puffs of his cigarette angrily.

One day, Lu Zhu and grandma went out to buy daily necessities, but when they came back, they suddenly found that Chen Daozai and Wu Ya, who had always been disgusted with Gao Jin, were putting their shoulders on Gao Jin's shoulders with a playful smile, almost flattering.

"Hey, we found out that he came here from a great gambling genius, and he got rich this time." Chen Daozai held a poker card and greeted Lu Zhu to come over to the mahjong table with a smile.

"Ah?" Lu Zhu sat down.

"Today, my boss and I took him to Dakoujiu to gamble, and found that he knew how to change the cards, and won Dakoujiu for 10,000+. But Dakoujiu was too shameless, so he insisted on gambling again, but he lost his money again. He lost it all. Then he was lucky and won the horse betting again, so we made a profit of 6 yuan today!" Crow explained.

"You are so kind?" Lu Zhu raised his eyebrows.

"Who told him to pester you all day, I'm very upset, but this is also good, we have a new way to make money for no reason." Chen Daozai said honestly what he wanted. The truth is that he wanted to cheat Gao Jin, but was overwhelmed by Gao Jin's domineering gambling skills.

"I'm too lazy to talk to you, I'm going to help grandma cook." Lu Zhu got up and left angrily and funny.

"Hey, cook more rice, he can eat very well, the most important thing for us now is to feed this cash cow!" Chen Daozai shouted from behind, as if he had completely forgotten that Gao Jin ate an extra bowl yesterday He was brutally beaten for eating.

After Chen Daozai finished speaking, he turned his head and looked at Gao Jin flatteringly: "Come on, teach me to change cards quickly."

"You know how to beat me, so I won't teach you." Gao Jin continued to lie on the table playing poker without glancing at him from the corner of his eyes.

Chen Daozai and Crow, who had a hot face and a cold ass, squatted at the door angrily, enjoying the cool while eating, and discussing countermeasures by the way.

Lu Zhu, who was sitting on the sofa eating, suddenly felt someone poke her lightly with a finger from behind.

"What are you doing?" Lu Zhu turned his head and found that it was Gao Jin who was poking her with a wicked smile.

"Hush... Keep your voice down, don't let them hear you, you love me the most, you don't know how to beat me and give me chocolates, I'll teach you how to change cards." Gao Jin whispered, the handsome uncle's appearance It is simply because these words show a childlike innocence and cunning.

【ah! ! !God of Gamblers taught me! ! !I've got a whole year of chocolate ready for you! ! ! 】

[I pray to the God of Gamblers to bless me every day, and I will win every gamble!God of Gamblers, please give me strength! 】

[Dao Zai: Do you want to know if you are beating or scolding? 】

[You are all too superficial, like me, I have never yelled like this, Dad, do you think my kneeling posture is standard_(:D」)_]

[I have to say that the God of Gamblers on the gaming table is the most attractive father, I think this is the so-called money ability that attracts me! 】

[Watching the large-scale recognition scene...]

[Forget it, learning gambling skills also requires talent. The anchor can pull the poker cards into long strips after watching a few rounds. How many of you who are watching can do it?I'm afraid I still only know the initial trick of "the goddess scattered flowers"→_→]

[If you can't learn gambling skills, you can learn other things!Isn't it because of my supernatural powers and unstable temperament that my family's gambling Saint Xing is not compatible with learning gambling skills, even if he entered the school, he only learned a set of foot massage Dafa?The God of Gamblers teaches students according to their aptitude, so it should be useful for me to learn a foot massage. Didn't the Zerg also join the Cosmic Alliance last year?After I learn it, I can go to the Zerg main star to open a foot-holding shop. They have a lot of feet and are in great demand...]

[Hahahahahahahahahahahaha you are such a clever little ghost! 】

[It's not just a little clever ghost, it's a business genius... Then you have to decide whether to collect money by the head or by the foot. After all, if you collect money by the head, you will lose money if you come to a centipede-shaped super multi-legged zerg 23333333333333]