[Comprehensive Film and Television] I made an appointment with you at the wrong end

God's will is playing tricks, reality is a dream

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"Crow! Hurry up and help! I seem to have caught a big fish!" Chen Daozai held on to the bent fishing rod and called his younger brother, Crow, to come and help.

"Here comes the boss! Wow, it's so heavy, it looks like it's really a big guy!" The crow next to him threw away the fishing rod in his hand and rushed over to hug Chen Daozai's waist, helping him to pull it back.

The two worked together and finally succeeded in pulling up the fish.

"Am I dreaming, Boss, you caught a mermaid?!" The crow brushed away the wet hair covering the man's face, revealing a beautiful but slightly pale face.

"Are you stupid? This is a person!" Chen Daozai pressed the person's stomach a few times to make him spit out the water in his stomach, and groped a few times, but he didn't find anything on her body that could prove it The identity thing, suddenly a little distressed: "There is nothing that can prove the identity, so it is very troublesome to send her to the hospital like this?"

The crow looked at it and said, "Boss, look at her, does she look like she came here illegally from the mainland? I heard from my friends that Xiangjiang's business is not good recently, so they imported a batch of goods from the mainland. Smuggled here, do you think this will be it?"

"You're right..." Chen Daozai nodded.

"Then, what are we going to do with her? If she is really like what I said, then we can't even send her to the hospital!" Crow said anxiously.

"Forget it, a woman can't cause too much trouble no matter what, if you save her, just save her to the end. I'll take her back to my house and let my grandma take care of her. Whether it's good or bad depends on her." I made my own fortune." Chen Daozai made a decision.

[The anchor came back alive?I thought you were dead!Will your conscience really not hurt for abusing my friend God like this? 】

[I’ve seen the last episode and said that the host is really cruel and ruthless. She said she would wear a wedding dress, but she ended up wearing a wedding dress and dying in the arms of her lover on the eve of the wedding. What a drama of sadistic love! 】

【It's not the host's fault, it's all because of the criminal's son being a hacker.But this hacker brother is too weak, he spends money to change the plot line, but the sadomasochistic love plot has won the favor of passers-by; hacking into the system and adding perverts and ghosts to deceive people, but let the song god solve the case and get the bonus Saved enough money to buy a ring, and indirectly sent a wave of assists; in the end, the hacker was so angry that he personally hacked the dungeon to make trouble, and ended up in jail... What this sunspot did was even more successful than a brainless fan#笑笑不可]

[Am I the only one who thinks that the God of Songs is the scariest one?After so many years, I was able to rely on a character in the dungeon world to catch the most famous fugitive hacker on the most wanted list, catch my father at the concert and catch my son in the dungeon world, and double kill father and son across many years. The fugitive nemesis is right#笑哭]

[Brother Hacker went to the God of Songs concert with his criminal father when he was a child... Then he is also an antique-level strong man who has survived the catastrophe, the new ice river, and the era of exploration... In the end, he actually fell into the role of the God of Songs copy In my hand, as the saying goes, I don’t understand Zhang Geshen when I am young, and I am already in prison if I understand it. This can be regarded as the tragic version of "400 Years of Surprise"_(:з"∠)_]

[If you want me to say that the most tableware is the anchor, the 999 Battlestars worth 999 million, I didn’t expect that all TM was black money and it was recycled by the above. The anchor worked hard for so long, but he lost the song god Money, one happy and one empty...]

[Fuck you guys, take a look at the anchor's latest looks!Sure enough, playing the movie king line can also improve the appearance a few grades?I really like this gorgeous and vulgar type! 】

[They are all live broadcast anchors, except for certain types, there are no ugly ones. The appearance of the possessed character has the anchor's own facial features as the foundation, so it won't be much worse, and then the appearance is based on the person. Adjust the up and down adjustment according to the character attributes, retain the basic fusion characteristics, last time it was literary and fresh, this time it is glamorous and charming, the more you hit the later stage, the closer the appearance will be to the main body, plus the early stage of the plot, so that you can play the later stage Multiplayer Shura field】

[Reward the anchor with 520 large spaceships: Huami (Hua Fan) report!Finally waiting for my boss!Call the boss! 】

【Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha the host is too miserable to be fed incense burner ash mixed with water by the boss grandma】

[The worst thing is not our boss?#I can’t laugh or cry, just now when the crow brother asked grandma if feeding the incense burner ash would be effective, grandma replied directly that my knife boy was sick and injured from the incense burner ash since he was a child, and it was a combination of external application and oral administration...]

Lu Zhu, who was woken up by the censer ashes mixed with water, coughed a dozen times before waking up, then looked up at Chen Daozai and showed a sweet smile: "Cousin."

"Hey, boss, do you still have a cousin?" Crow asked.

"Did you admit the wrong person? I have lived with my grandma since I was a child. I have no parents or brothers and sisters." Chen Daozai looked at grandma, shook his head when he saw grandma, and replied with confidence.

"No, my aunt sent me your photo. When you were a child, you promised to marry me when you grow up! My aunt also agreed, and she let me live in your Xiangjiang villa, so I came from Guangzhou. I came here by boat." Lu Zhu said very seriously.

After listening to Lu Zhu's words, Chen Daozai covered his face with one hand and leaned closer to the crow and said in a low voice: "It seems that you guessed it right. She is really a mainland girl. She is beautiful enough. It's a pity that she has big breasts and no brains. She was tricked by relatives to come to Xiangjiang. That's unlucky."

"Beauty, you have been deceived. Xiangjiang is a place where every inch of land is expensive. How can the rich people who live in villas look up to you mainland girls? Go back to Guangzhou before you are deceived." Crow persuaded.

"My aunt won't lie to me! She also gave me her phone number and told me to call her when I arrive, and she will send someone to pick me up." Lu Zhu retorted.

"It's easy to say if you have a phone number. What's the number? I'll call her for you and let her come to pick you up." Chen Daozai breathed a sigh of relief.

"The paper with the phone number is in my luggage, and my luggage fell into the water when the boat capsized..." Lu Zhu said weakly.

"Then your parents should remember, right? At most, I'll contact them for you." Chen Daozai said again.

"My parents divorced when I was very young, and my stepfather had a car accident while going out with my mother some time ago..." Lu Zhu lowered his head and said in a low voice, "It's because of this that I Come to Xiangjiang to find my aunt."

Chen Daozai sighed helplessly, and said that a good person would buy a boat ticket for Lu Zhu to send her back. Lu Zhu quickly said that he didn't remember his home address, and that someone else would prepare it for her, so she didn't care. these...

Chen Daozai couldn't help but sighed up to the sky after hearing this: "How can there be someone as stupid as you in this world? You won't go home, yet you dare to come to Xiangjiang alone? I really admire you! Dreams have to have a limit too!"

But the scolding is all right, in the end Chen Daozai took her in, and he said like a bully that although he let Lu Zhu live in his house temporarily, Lu Zhu can't eat and live for nothing, and must help grandma with housework to pay off the debt .

then……

"It's clumsy to do even a little work, do you think you are a rich lady?!" Seeing Lu Zhu's clumsy movements, Chen Daozai was furious.

"I'm not a rich lady, but I don't have to work at home." Lu Zhu brushed the bowl helplessly with a brush: according to the technology of her era, various smart housework machines have already replaced manual labor. In the world again, a rich girl has a servant to help with housework. Although she can do housework, she is really not very skilled.

Chen Daozai squatted down, watched her movements, and said: "Of course, how can Miss Qianjin do these things? You can see yourself clearly. Since you are not Miss Qianjin, you have to learn to do housework. Your family is really used to it." Broke you."

"Here! Watch how I do it and you follow it. Learn! Do you know? Girls won't be able to marry if they don't know how to do housework!" Washing the dishes while preaching.

Lu Zhu curled her lips: "Miss Qianjin is also a human being, and I'm sure I'll be able to learn these things after seeing it. It's not a difficult thing to learn. Maybe I didn't do it very well at the beginning. After all, I don't know how to do it." Housework doesn't matter, just find a husband like you who can do housework, my cousin loves me so much, he definitely won't be willing to let me do such heavy work."

When Chen Daozai heard the words, he immediately suppressed the smile on the corner of his mouth, and then angrily threw the brush away, splashing water all over Lu Zhu's body unceremoniously.

"Is there a mistake? If you don't help, then don't help. Is it necessary?" Lu Zhu stacked up the cleaned bowls and tidied them up. He got up to get a towel and glared at him while wiping the water.

Chen Daozai, who had done something bad, leaned against the door and raised his eyebrows and smiled, his handsome face that looked upright turned into a ruffian: "I'm right, mermaids need water to nourish them, so don't thank me."

"Go to hell!" Lu Zhu threw the towel over after wiping.

"Hey, I didn't play tricks on you, I just woke you up. Who told you to daydream like this here in broad daylight." Chen Daozai caught the towel and threw it on the shelf.

"Of course you didn't play tricks on me, it's just that God wanted to play tricks on me. You're just dreaming now, you think I'm easy to bully? Hmph!" Lu Zhu picked up the mahjong on the table and used it as a hidden weapon.

"No, I didn't mention your cousin, why are you so angry!" Chen Daozai hurriedly activated the dodge mode.

After a while, Chen Daozai, who had been hit a few times, realized that Lu Zhu's throwing was very accurate, so he broke the jar and said, "You don't care about me, you have to care about my face, right? I look like your cousin... Hey, don't throw it away anymore, you've turned your face!"

"Hey! You still throw it! God is really playing tricks on me. I picked you up and worked so hard to raise you into the human appearance you are now, and you treat me like this just for a man?!" Chen Daozai pretended Shouting like an old father whose heart was broken by a disobedient child...

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[Film Emperor: Dad worked so hard to pick you up and bring you up, you did this to your dad just because of the wild man outside, dad's heart hurts so much, blah blah]

[Straight male boyfriend: You can't do housework and you can't get married!The correct way to reply: It doesn't matter, I can dump you and find a husband who can do housework!Anchor, your reply is very intentional! 】

[Those who have watched the movie said that the anchor’s role this time is not the daughter of a rich family, but she is also a rich girl. Do a little bit, which is the difference between good and bad. At first, I was afraid that the anchor would interpret the role as the best in exaggerated comedies that can fry the kitchen after cooking noodles... So far, this seems to be okay, and I will chase after it. 】

[The previous one, after watching the movie, didn't you realize that the film king was always jealous of himself? hhhh, after all, his cousin Long Jiajun was also played by him, so... it's okay if I'm jealous of myself! 】