After extracting this SSR of King of the Damned

Ichikawa Tsubaki has an inexplicable self-confidence. She feels that when she packs up this old man and sends him back to his era, she might be able to go to the neighborhood committee to apply for a family dispute mediator, or to be the host of a late-night emotional radio station.

She is the peace ambassador of the 21st century!Walking Star of Peace!

Although once again preventing a world war that broke out on this uninhabited island, Ichikawa Tsubaki's sense of accomplishment lasted for less than a second. There has never been such a magnetic field mismatch between the summoned partners before.

Heizhen and double-faced Su Nuo are not suitable for keeping together. This is a very simple conclusion.

If there is no way to send Su Nuo back, the two of them will be able to tear down her Mickey Mouse Wonderful House in a short time... No, that's all good, they may directly sink this isolated island.

"Tsubaki-sama, do you want me to go with you?" Knowing that the interrogator was going to take the two-faced Su Nuo out, Tsurumaru immediately regained his spirits, "I'm so bored at home that I'm about to die."

"Really? Then you can organize Hotaru and Jeanne to clean up together." Ichikawa Tsubaki ruthlessly assigned the task, "It's been a long time since I cleaned thoroughly, and the warehouse is full of dust, which is not very good for the respiratory tract."

Tsurumaru: "...Haha, I suddenly have a backache."

Tsubaki Ichikawa ignored the opponent's strategic back pain, and took down the small black plate hanging on the wall of the living room. The title on the top reads "Mickey and Wonderful House" in big characters, and below is a high-tech positioning screen, which is convenient for everyone to find other partners. SR-class props for the location.

She glanced at the screen, and the companions in the villa were clearly displayed, "Ishtar hasn't come back yet."

Ishtar is the beauty who lives next door to her, and is also a bow-rank Servant with a rarity of SSR. Her true identity is the goddess of beauty, harvest and battle in Mesopotamian mythology.Generally speaking, gods cannot be summoned, but according to her, she is a pseudo-servant possessed by humans with similar wavelengths.

"I wanted to take a ride." Ichikawa Tsubaki sighed, "Since she's not here, let's forget it."

"Is her Tianzhou Ma Anna?" Tsurumaru pierced her delusion, "Even if Ishtar is there, he may not agree to take you there, not to mention there are two sides of Nuo, Ma Anna can't take it. "

Ichikawa Tsubaki gave a very serious plan that she thought was feasible: "You can install a swing on Ma Anna and let Su Nuo sit on it."

"Do you think the first hit on your elm head will be the treasure of the woman Ishtar, or the two-faced demon chef?" Hei Zhen's voice floated over with a chill.

Ichikawa Tsubaki looked confused: "What is Fumo Yufu?"

"What kind of stuff in the magic world, you can understand it as a Servant's inherent enchantment. Didn't he mention it in his formula book, didn't you see it?"

"Oh..." Ichikawa Tsubaki suddenly realized, she touched her head in embarrassment, "I'm sorry, I thought that was his job and identity, imperial chef - something like a personal honor in a resume."

Heizhen: "..."

Tsurumaru: "..."

Turning back, I happened to hear the two-faced Su Nuo: "..."

——Feelings You always thought he was a cook! ?

"It's not impossible to have a part-time job..." Ichikawa Tsubaki touched his nose guiltily, and said with a pun, "Human, I need a job."

She coughed a few times and beckoned the false Chef Su Nuo to follow her.

The scenery outside the villa is unremarkable, it’s just an ordinary deserted island, and Liangmian Sunuo even slipped out to go around by himself last night, “boring” is probably the most accurate adjective.

Walking along the artificially paved path to the edge of the island, there are lush trees on both sides, and many small insects are buzzing and flying around. Bites to maddened fate.

A few minutes later, the two arrived at the shore, and as far as they could see, there was an endless sea. As the saying goes, it was a deserted island.

"How do you plan to get there?" Two-faced Su Nuo folded his hands leisurely, and the cuffs of the white lady's kimono were blown up by the sea breeze.

Ichikawa Tsubaki patted his chest confidently, and promised, "Leave it to me."

Su Nuo on both sides looked at her suspiciously, and suddenly had an indescribable strange premonition in his heart: "...you don't plan to swim there, do you?"

Although this method sounds very outrageous, if it comes from Ichikawa Tsubaki's mouth, it seems that there is nothing strange about it.

The more Su Nuo thought about it, the more she felt that she could do such a thing.

"How is that possible! Do you think my limbs are equipped with small electric motors?" Ichikawa Tsubaki twitched the corners of her lips, and she found that her image in the hearts of the newcomers seemed to be getting worse and worse. "Of course it is by means of transportation!"

She conjured up an illustrated booklet of props out of thin air like a magic trick, and all the drawn props can be stored in the form of cards in this booklet. She flipped through the booklet of props one by one, muttering in her mouth: "let me find it……"

She quickly browsed through the illustrated book, which was mostly black, and finally found the props she wanted after flipping through several pages. posture.

"Clang clang clang! Swan pedal boat!"

The moment he read the name of the prop, the R-rated card in Ichikawa Tsubaki's hand made a dramatic "bang", and after the white mist dispersed, a lake sightseeing cartoon pedal boat of the same model as the park stood firmly on the ground. Docked at the shore.

It is still a four-person ride.

Two-faced Nuo: "..."

He looked at the four-person pedal boat that could only be described as "stupid" with disgust. There was a simple roof on the top of the four-person pedal boat, with stainless steel handrails on both sides, composed of a red goose crown and a yellow duckbill. A simple goose head.

"What the hell is this?"

"A convenient and fast leisure pedal boat, which is more efficient than ordinary bicycles in the park. It has the most advanced high-power conversion device built in, which converts the kinetic energy of the pedals into electrical energy through magic, so as to achieve long-term high-speed sailing on the water." Ichikawa Tsubaki finished reading an introduction that seemed to be an advertisement, as if she had received the endorsement of a pedal boat.

"..."

There was a harsh silence.

Although Su Nuo didn't quite understand what she wanted to express, he extracted the key message: "Do you want to drive this?"

Ichikawa Tsubaki nodded, "Yes."

Liangmiansu Nuo asked blankly, "Do you think you are very humorous?"

"? Although I don't understand why you ask such a question, I am indeed very humorous." Ichikawa Tsubaki was a little at a loss, but she was full of confidence in her talent in humor, "I once won the Best Humorous Employee Award of the Year ——Stop talking about this, and sit up quickly.”

She took the lead in stepping into the swan pedal boat and sat near the head of the goose. She glanced at the two-faced Su Nuo who was standing motionless on the same spot, and pointed to the diagonal corner, "Sit there, I'm afraid the weight will concentrate. It’s going to tip over on one side, and it’s not good if you’re shipwrecked.”

Faced with this comical cartoon pedal boat, Su Nuo on both sides was shocked: "You call this a shipwreck?"

——In a sense, pedal boats are also called boats.

Out of various considerations, he still sat up.

So, on this sunny day, Ichikawa Tsubaki and her strategic partner boarded a swan pedal boat. They occupied a diagonal line of seats for four and traveled on the sea on pedals.

"Why am I the only one stepping on it?" Ichikawa Tsubaki was sweating profusely from stepping on it. When she looked up, she was shocked to find that Su Nuo on both sides was supporting her head leisurely. Good guy, she was actually looking at the scenery. Step on it! Four hands cannot grow in vain!"

——Four hands are not four legs, do you want him to stand on his head?

It's a pity that there was no complaint at the scene.

Su Nuo on both sides glanced at Ichikawa Tsubaki coldly, he stared at the ripples around the hull: "Isn't it moving?"

Ichikawa Tsubaki: "..."

But you didn't move!

She resisted the immoral thought of throwing him off the pedal boat, and persuaded her earnestly: "At my own speed, we will spend the night on the sea tonight."

Two-faced Su Nuo simply closed his eyes and put his hands behind his head: "It's okay."

Ichikawa Tsubaki: "."

Without warning, the pedal boat stopped suddenly.

Su Nuo on both sides opened her eyes curiously, narrowed her eyes slightly, and the weird girl sitting diagonally opposite had stopped her stamping, and the prop illustration book appeared in her hands at this inappropriate time.

He raised his eyebrows, a little interested.

However, Ichikawa Tsubaki's next behavior was far from what he expected. She took out an orange life jacket and put it on leisurely.

"What are you doing again?"

"? You used the word 'you' inexplicably. This is a necessary safety measure." Ichikawa Tsubaki adjusted the clothes under the life jacket to ensure that he was comfortable to wear, "I plan to throw you from the boat."

She was the one who wanted to spend money to take him to buy clothes, and she was the one who rode a four-person pedal boat all by herself!who!No matter how much Joan detests her, she will stand with her through thick and thin!

So what about SSRs!So what if the essence is SP!It's just an output. After the summoning channel is repaired, it's not like going back to the fortress!

Zhenzhen was right, she decided to let him feel the majesty of the summoner!

Two-faced Nuo: "..."

To be honest, even with the protection mechanism that comes with the contract, he didn't take Ichikawa Tsubaki seriously.

Even if it can't hurt her directly, there are countless ways to hurt her indirectly. For example, she is wearing a life jacket now because of this consideration, but he is too lazy to do these roundabout things.

Right now, Ichikawa Tsubaki is talking nonsense about throwing him down. To him, such a speech sounds like a fledgling bird trying to peck him to death. It is too funny.

Two-faced Su Nuo grinned nonchalantly: "If you can do it, try it."

However, the "throwing" that Tsubaki Ichikawa said was not literally throwing away.

She smiled slightly, and the next second, there was a "plop" sound on the empty sea, and the swan pedal boat sitting under her disappeared out of thin air.

——She took it back into the item book.

The two-faced Su Nuo who fell into the sea surfaced with a whoosh, he shook his hair, his face was as black as the bottom of a pot.

"Hahahaha, I didn't expect that!" Tsubaki Ichikawa, who was floating on the water with a life jacket, laughed extremely arrogantly. Noticing the terrifying murderous aura of the other party, she quickly flapped her arms and swam far away, but her mouth was not idle, "No Did you let me try it? Two-faced Su Nuo, don't tell me you can't afford it!"