After extracting this SSR of King of the Damned

Out of a conscientious caller's meticulous care for the newcomers, Ichikawa Tsubaki knocked on the door of the new room on the third floor with the food left over tonight (but he couldn't bear to throw it away).

"Enter."

The short and crisp response showed that the new owner of the room is a cool guy who doesn't talk nonsense. As soon as Ichikawa Tsubaki opened the door, he saw this cool guy lying on the tatami, learning to read without a teacher. television.

It turned out that he was too engrossed in watching TV so he didn't come down to eat! ?

Ichikawa Tsubaki was shocked.

In modern times, this guy might be an otaku who spends his days chasing and playing games at home...Of course, it could also be an old man who reads the morning newspaper and listens to the radio every day.

"Don't just watch TV, you still have to eat dinner." After saying this, Ichikawa Tsubaki felt like an old mother who took care of her son to eat on time during the summer vacation. She put the dinner on the table and looked at it curiously. Glancing at the TV screen, "What are you looking at?"

Then she fell silent.

Is it actually a legal program——! ?

"This thing is called a TV?" Ermiansu Nuo relished it. The murderer who was arrested on TV was making a long series of confessions that made him laugh. The inappropriate laughter made Ichikawa Tsubaki think he might think it was A comedy show, "Thousands of years later, human grandstanding is getting more and more ingenious."

Ichikawa Tsubaki: "..."

I'm sorry, she may not have a high level of education, is this how "sensation" is used?

"Yes, it's a TV." She ignored the last sarcasm of Laman, and briefly talked to him about the purpose and usage of these high-tech products.

I don't know if it's because the ones summoned this time are the living, and the two-faced Su Nuo was not instilled with modern common sense like Hei Zhen and the others.

The man with the strange black lines on his face nodded casually, his scarlet eyes narrowed slightly, and his eyes turned to Tsubaki Ichikawa, only then did she notice that his eyes opened again.

Yes, she almost forgot.

Because he kept casting spells in front of her eyes in the form of a normal human being, she almost forgot. It was mentioned in the formula book that he seems to be... a double-faced man with four hands and four eyes?

One thing to say, her first reaction at the time was: Conjoined twins were tragically deified by feudal superstition, and they should contact the local hospital urgently for separation surgery.

Sorry for being a bit rude, she's just a little scientifically minded.

Two-faced Su Nuo fell off the tatami and sat in front of the table with food. He looked around with critical eyes, and almost wrote "what are these things" on his face: "You guys Eat these every day?"

"Is there anything you are dissatisfied with?"

Although Ichikawa Tsubaki was a little guilty when he asked him, and the dishes she brought were not delicious, but she thought about it, obviously because he didn't come for dinner, all the delicious food was swept away, and only the food was left. This is something.

So, she resolutely turned into an emotionless food delivery robot, "Tomatoes mixed with sugar, cucumbers, salt-baked peanuts... Oh, and I brought you a pack of chicken feet, let's make do with it."

Su Nuo supported his head with one hand, poked the bowl of tomatoes mixed with sugar with his chopsticks, put a piece into his mouth, calmed down and commented flatly: "It's okay."

Understood, it is Gan Party.

Ichikawa Tsubaki ignored his evaluation and came to a conclusion in his mind.

"The toiletries are in the cabinet. I'll teach you how to use the water heater later, and I'll take you out to buy new clothes tomorrow." She briefly explained the next arrangement, and took a handful of salt-baked peanuts by the way, "If you Wake up early tomorrow, breakfast is in the refrigerator in the kitchen, you just pick one you like and put it in the microwave to heat it—ah, wait, then don’t I have to teach you how to use the refrigerator and microwave?”

Ichikawa Tsubaki sighed in distress. It would be great if he could just stuff modern knowledge into the other party's head like sending a file.

And after the church, I have to send him back!It's not so much her temporary SSR experience card, but his modern life experience voucher!

"Hello." Two-faced Su Nuo couldn't help shouting to the cherry-haired girl who was eating peanuts with a face of grief and anger. If this continued, she would almost eat up the whole plate.

Ichikawa Tsubaki raised her head, "First, my name is not Hey, I am Ichikawa Tsubaki."

"..."

"Second, if you ask me to play this kind of boring game again, I will make you a real pig."

"..."

"It's a line from "Let's Watch the Meteor Shower"." Ichikawa Tsubaki said sincerely, "You can watch it, it's a youth inspirational idol drama."

"...What are you talking about?" Su Nuo on both sides frowned impatiently, with a hint of coldness in his eyes.

From just now, he couldn't understand what she was muttering there alone. Maybe he had difficulty communicating with humans after a thousand years, or maybe it was purely Ichikawa Tsubaki who was out of his mind. No matter what the reason was, he I just feel that she is noisy like a vigorous sparrow.

"Some useless words that I thought could ease the atmosphere and establish a good cooperative relationship with you." Ichikawa Tsubaki answered his question sternly.

The other party's stern attitude didn't affect her at all, and she calmly pushed the plate of peanuts in front of him.

Whether or not her real thoughts are as she said——Leaving aside, it has once again proved that she is not afraid at all. I am afraid that even the "face-changing" performances performed earlier are just pretending.

Two-faced Su Nuo looked at the cherry-haired girl who behaved incoherently. The unreasonable contract blurred his cognition, making it impossible for him to accurately judge her strength. He couldn't even come to a conclusion whether she was weak or not.

"Ichikawa Tsubaki." He called out her full name for the first time.

"Ok?"

"What happens to the contract if you die?"

"It's nothing." Ichikawa Tsubaki didn't seem to feel the other party's malice, she calmly wiped her fingers with a tissue, and answered the other party like a qualified Siri, "The contract will not disappear because of the life or death of one of the parties. I'm dead but the contract is still there, so it's not easy to handle."

Su Nuo on both sides suddenly became uninterested: "Can only pass through that summoning array?"

"This is called a necessary process, just like some people have to shout the name of a move in a fight. After all, not everything in this world can be skipped by pressing a skip like a game plot."

The two-faced Su Nuo deeply felt that there was a barrier between the two of them. He didn't understand what Ichikawa Tsubaki was saying again. Fortunately, such difficulties would not be taken seriously by the legendary figure who was destined to become a villain in the future. He ate Ichikawa Tsubaki's special sugar mixed tomatoes with the same expression.

After finishing today's leftovers perfectly, Ichikawa Tsubaki taught Liangmen Su Nuo all the common sense he should know, and left his room.

……

The next morning, Ichikawa Tsubaki, who came down to have breakfast, was lucky enough to see a miraculous scene in the restaurant.

Hotaru is actually teaching Liangmian Su Nuo how to use the bread machine.

"Look, it's good like this." The white-haired boy shook his head and put the toast on the plate. The raised hair on each side was shaking up and down with his movements. He pushed a few bottles of jam to the two sides. In front of Nuo's eyes, "Su Nuo, do you want to paint some?"

"what is this?"

"Jam, it's delicious. Master Tsubaki likes this apple-flavored jam very much. Do you want to try it?"

"can."

"Hehe." Hei Zhen on the other side of the dining table sneered, she twitched the corners of her mouth, and commented in a strange way, "What a scene of a loving father and a filial son."

"Although Su Nuo is the king of curses from thousands of years ago, he is lily." Ichikawa Tsubaki poured a glass of milk and sat next to Hei Zhen. "At his current age, Ying Wan is the elder."

"Why are you always so strict about this kind of thing? Also, don't you think it's disgusting to call a muscular adult man 'lily'?" Hei Zhen put on her usual disgusted face, and picked up Ichikawa Tsubaki took a sip of milk from his cup, frowned, and pushed it aside.

Just as she was about to say something, she heard the two-faced Su Nuo, who was holding an applesauce toast, mockingly said, "Is stealing milk considered a heroic spirit's great achievement?"

Heizhen: "..."

The air froze for a moment, and the next second, a flag appeared in the dragon girl's hand.

“Scrambling during meal times is strictly prohibited!”

Ichikawa Tsubaki panicked and pressed Hei Zhen's hand. She was afraid that she would not be able to stop the angry Avenger, so she hugged her with her arms around her waist.

She turned her head to look at the two-faced Su Nuo with her hands folded and her chest folded. It was really troublesome for him to show that he wanted to watch a good show. Even if the flagpole could be poked into his nose, he still pulled two to five to eighty thousand.

"Zhenzhen is kind! There have been cases where she drank expired milk and was sent to the hospital before!"

The two-faced Su Nuo grinned and looked contemptuously at Hei Zhen who was locked by Ichikawa Tsubaki: "The touching master-servant relationship is controlled by human beings like a docile little chicken."

This guy really heard the phrase "Father is kind and son is filial piety!"

Ichikawa Tsubaki, who looked delicate and frail in front of the Servant, decisively chose to ask for help from foreign aid: "Hingaru, help me! Tsurumaru, don't stand at the door watching the theater!"

"Hmm? Come on~"

The white-haired boy with a piece of bread in his mouth ran over bouncingly, his small body erupted with amazing strength, coupled with Tsurumaru who was directly named, the two knives worked together and barely suppressed the state of fried hair Hei Zhen.

"Let go of me! I'll cut his mouth off!" Hei Zhen glared angrily at the two-faced Su Nuo who was overly arrogant. It wasn't that she didn't dare to use force, but that if she tried harder, the protection mechanism of the contract would be triggered.

"He has two faces, and there is a mouth on his stomach, it's too much work for me to cut three mouths!" Ichikawa Tsubaki started to run the train while talking, "But I'm a little curious, the mouth on the stomach also opens the stomach huh? Then why doesn't he use that mouth on his stomach to eat?"

"How do I know! You go ask him!"

Ichikawa Tsubaki pinched the corner of his clothes in embarrassment: "Isn't it okay to ask him directly for such a private question?"

"...What's the difference between you saying it like this now and asking him face to face!?" Hei Zhen deeply felt that she had confirmed her position as a troll, "Also, what are you shy about!?"