On the Importance of Tucao Emperor's Existence [Quick Transmigration]

Mr. Li only has one daughter, and has no other relatives, so he only had four people to accompany him on his [-]th birthday. Come out to scare Su Yue.

It was his birthday in a few days, Li Fang and Su Xu were busy buying things for the house, Su Yue and Su Ying had nothing to do, so they had to jump up and down with the old man to play around every day.

This old man is really an old naughty boy. Every day, he leads Su Yue and Su Ying to quit their business, secretly steal the peaches and flowers planted by this family, climb trees to dig out bird eggs, go down the river to catch some shrimps, and take Su Ying made it as black and leathery as a wild monkey, almost becoming the second Du Yu.

Su Yue looked at her fat pancake sister standing under an old tree with a sad face, shaking her legs and stretching her arms to warm up, spit on the palm of her hand twice, and then rubbed at a speed that didn't fit her body shape. I climbed up the tree twice, and mercilessly took out the love crystallization of the hard work of the bird father and mother.

Emma is okay?It's only been a few days?Su Ying, who was already mischievous enough, went completely insane as if she had been given hormones. She climbed a tree faster than her elder brother!Su Yue felt a deep sense of crisis.

This is not allowed!Su Ying was originally not good-looking, and when she grows up, she might marry a daughter-in-law even more cunning than Yinshi ←_←] Now, if she becomes a person who can't get out of the hall, can't enter the kitchen, can kill a Trojan horse, she can turn over The fence, the hooligans who beat up three fights, and the female men who can carry buckets of water and dig out bird nests can only be single for a lifetime, so this kind of behavior must be strictly prohibited!

He and Mr. Li tried hard to persuade him for an hour, but Mr. Li didn't give a damn about him. Ten minutes after he finished speaking, the old man turned around and took Su Ying down the river to fish for fish.

Su Yue: "..." Grandpa, come here and let's talk about life!

Of course, it is impossible for Mr. Li to really talk about life, ideals and future with Su Yue. He is happily teaching Su Ying how to eat raw crabs and live shrimps.

Su Yue: "..." I think I need to calm down _(:3ゝ∠)_.

He returned to the ancestral house with a sad face, called his good friend Du Yu, and spent an entire hour counting down all kinds of crimes of Mr. Li.

Du Yu was in a terrible situation. He was pulled out of the bed by the phone early in the morning. He was so sleepy at the moment that he didn't dare to go to sleep directly. He could only keep half-closed his eyes and dozed off. Say "Yes, that's right! You're so right!"

Su Yue: "I don't understand. When he appeared on the stage, he was very cold and cold. He stared at me and made me break out in cold sweat. Why is he so funny!"

Du Yu: "Yes! You are right!"

"My grandpa is so deceitful! Such a big man is skinnier than me! If my sister hangs out with him for a few more days, no one will marry her..."

Du Yu: "Yes! You are right!"

Then Su Yue asked him: "I don't think my sister can get married...how about you accept her as a monster?"

Du Yu subconsciously said the right thing.

Su Yue: "... Du Yu! You really have unreasonable thoughts about my sister!!!!"

After Du Yu realized what he said, his whole body was in a bad mood. He ran away all sleepy, jumped out of the bed, stood on the bed and waved his hands repeatedly, but then thought that Su Yue couldn't see him. Then he said bitterly: "I don't have me, I don't, I don't!!! You really believe me! I'm not a pedophile! Besides, I don't even want your sister to give me away for nothing, I How could you like her?! Su Yue, your brain is too big!"

Su Yue replied to him with a haha: "Then you are a jerk! And what's wrong with my sister! My sister is so cute that everyone loves flowers. Everyone says that she and I are carved out of the same mold! You How dare you say that you don’t want to give it away for nothing?!”

Du Yu: "..." Carved out of the same mold as you?Hehe, then I guess the fire temperature was too high when carving your sister, even the mold was burned to carve your sister like that.

And the sister-in-law is so scary qaq, what should I do? I accidentally provoked a fried chicken big sister-in-law ah ow ow _(:3ゝ∠)_

"No! Believe me, I really really don't like your sister, qaq I grew up with you, you should know better than anyone else!"

Su Yue: "I think you should be the least trusted..."

Du Yu: "..." orz I won't speak anymore, it's wrong to say more, I'm silent!

#qaq The person I like thinks I like his sister, what should I do, urgent, wait online! #

"Why don't you talk anymore? I have nothing to say? Humph, I knew it, but give up! My sister is going to be the general manager, become Bai Fumei, marry the CEO, and reach the pinnacle of her life! Black skin you Step aside!"

Du Yu: "...Wait, you just said that your sister is less likely to marry than Sakata Yinshi! How could your sister become the general manager, become Bai Fumei, marry the CEO, and reach the pinnacle of life! "

When Su Yue heard that he wanted to beat him up, he said angrily: "Damn it, we can all pass through! Demons can be so cute and funny! How can it be impossible for my sister to reach the pinnacle of life! You are so anxious, you obviously like me Sister! Get out!"

Du Yu was also anxious: "How the hell can I like your sister! I like you!"

Su Yue: "..." Ah, the wind is too strong and I can't hear clearly, what did this idiot just say?

Jiabo: "..." Damn it, I actually said it!

Ah Hua: "..." Damn it, you actually said it in this situation!

Du Yu: "..." Wait!I seem to have said something extraordinary ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Su Yue: "...What the hell did you just say?! It's too windy here and I didn't hear it clearly!"

When Du Yu heard it, he immediately felt that he was saved, and he quickly said: "It's nothing, I didn't say anything, I just said that I really don't like your sister, really!"

Jiabo & Ahua: "..." What an idiot Du Yu is!The mentally disabled are sick enough to take medicine!Don't give up treatment easily!

Su Yue: "...Forget it, I forgive you for not liking my sister. You hung up and you've been on the phone for an hour. You can't pay the phone bill in this damn place."

Du Yu: "...then goodbye."

"Bye-Bye."

Du Yu hung up the phone, heaved a sigh of relief, threw away his phone and threw himself on the bed and began to roll.

#Accidentally confessed to the person I like, but the wind is too strong over there and he can’t hear clearly, what should I do qaq, I’m in a hurry, wait online! #

A Hua: "...Du Yu, although your IQ attribute is full, I think I still need to ask, do you want IQ potion, the enhanced version, maybe it can cure your brain damage..."

Du Yu: "... Dirt! Don't sell products at this time, please! Let me be depressed for a while! Let me think quietly, please!"

A Hua: "...fuck you want Jingjing? Fuck when did you fall in love with Jingjing?!"

Du Yu: "...Wait who is Jingjing?"

Ah Hua: "She is also a system just like us, but the system she is in charge of is the 'funny ratio development system', ah, so you are quite a match, people like you go to her to divide every attribute every minute It's maxed out!"

Du Yu: "...Are you complimenting me or implying that I'm a funny guy?"

Ah Hua: "You think too much, how can I praise you, of course I'm pointing out that you are a funny comparison!"

Du Yu: "..." qaq I really want to be quiet!

………………

Here Du Yu is worrying about Quiet, while Su Yue is so depressed that he almost pulls out his hair.

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!Du Yu just said something crazy?like me?No!This is absolutely impossible!Isn't this thing straighter than a telegraph pole? !And isn't his goddess Song Mei? !How could he like me (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!

ah!Maybe he just means that he likes to fight with me, like to play games with me and have fun with me or something!That's right!It's impossible for Du Heipi to like me!

Su Yue stuffed his mobile phone into his pocket, and sat down next to the stone lion at the gate with a depressed face, digging the soil on the base of the stone lion irritably, picking up the soil and burying it back, digging it up and burying it back, non-stop Repeat this action.

There is absolutely no way he likes me! ! ! ! !

Jiabo: "..." Hehe, you two idiots, if Du Yu can catch up with Su Yue, I'll live broadcast Chixiang!Eat a catty a day!