On the Importance of Tucao Emperor's Existence [Quick Transmigration]

Su Yue appeared in the space of the main god, and as soon as his feet touched the ground, he flew out like a tiger descending a mountain, and with the aura of an indomitable warrior, he threw Jiabo who was trying to escape to the ground.

"Damn, where are you running!"

Jiabo howled: "Don't hit me, don't hit me, I was wrong! Really qaq, in fact, the issue of toilet paper has nothing to do with me! This is all forced by the system! I am innocent qaq"

Su Yue: "Hehe, I believe you are a ghost, go to hell! Hundan! You actually tried to trap me in a different way!"

Jiabo blinked innocently with a pair of small triangular eyes, trying to get a chance by being cute to Su Yue.

Then he was held down and beaten by Su Yue severely.

Su Yue threw away Jiabo who was covering his eyes and groaning, patted the non-existent ashes on his hands, and said to Du Yu, "Let's go, I really don't want to stay with this idiot for a second."

Du Yu nodded, followed him, and "accidentally" stepped on Jiabo's tail severely before leaving.

"You two bastards! qaq curses you for running out of paper every time you go to the toilet!!!!"

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Grandpa Su Yue's [-]th birthday is coming soon, and Su Yue's family went to celebrate his birthday. This old man doesn't like the city, he thinks the city is too lively, so he can't live in a small villa in the city, so he insists on running alone. I went to live in my ancestral house in the countryside. This ancestral house is old and dilapidated, and the location is very remote. It is said that there are wolves on the mountain.

Li Fang thought it was expensive to fly, so he insisted on taking the train, so Su Xu had no choice but to agree, but the old man's birthday happened to coincide with the National Day, so it was extremely difficult to buy a ticket, let alone a sleeper ticket, even a seat ticket I couldn't buy it, so I bought it through my relationship, and there were only two tickets, and the other two had to stand all the way.

There were so many people on the day of the train ride that I couldn’t see the end at a glance. The train was about to enter the station. Su Yue and the others hadn’t entered the waiting room. Finally, Li Fang gritted her teeth and stomped her feet, told Su Yue to take care of her sister, and then took Su Xu with her left hand and pulled her with her right Watching Su Yue, he turned on the "Small Slot Expert" mode every minute, went through five stages and killed six generals, and managed to squeeze through the crowd by killing thousands of troops.

Su Yue was almost dislocated by Li Fang, and had to protect Su Ying desperately to prevent her from getting hurt. The short distance of tens of meters felt more painful than running a hundred thousand miles, and finally got on the platform and squeezed into the car Go, Su Yue thought that he could finally relax, but what he never expected was that this cheating journey had just begun.

Because they only had two seats, Su Yue and Su Xu had to stand all the way.So here comes the question, it's more than 20 hours' drive from Su Yue's house to the old man's place, how does Tate Meow stand all the way?

It's a really sad story.

Because it happened to be a festival, there were a lot of people on the train, and the junction of the train aisle and the compartment was full of people, there was almost no place to plug in. There were so many people, the compartment was hot, and Su Yue was caught between two big fat men. Almost ran naked on the spot.Not to mention that from time to time someone will pass by pushing a small cart selling things. These people push the small cart and shout, "Beer, drink, mineral water, peanut melon seed eight-treasure porridge, hey, boy, move your feet, let me let you go!" Leh!", cutting a bloody path through the crowd, wailing everywhere they passed.

The guy who pushed the small cart was also very hardworking. He ran back and forth three or four times, and every time he accurately overwhelmed the innocent passer-by, Su Yue, which made Su Yue so angry that he almost exploded on the spot. In Tai, I still remember to set a good example for Su Ying【==】, gritted my teeth and maintained my demeanor, otherwise it is estimated that there will be a "murderous incident caused by a small cart" in the carriage.

After accepting the test from the boy pushing the cart again, Su Yue finally couldn't bear it any longer. He stared, and a frightening aura suddenly exuded from his body. He just walked away like the boy pushing the cart with his forehead full of cold Go, scared countless children to cry on the way, and then...he passed the boy without changing his face, and ran to the sink, hoping to find a little foothold.

Everyone: "..."

He thought the sink was better, but several people built a floor there, leaving an aisle for small carts in the middle, so he had no choice but to go to the smoking point to be with Su Xu.

Su Xu looked surprised when he saw him, frowned, and said after a long time: "...you, you are underage, don't smoke, it's not good for your lungs."

Su Yue: "..." Damn dad, you haven't glanced at me for so many years, don't be so sharp when you speak, otz.

"...No, I'm not here to smoke..."

Su Xu frowned even deeper. He looked at Su Yue and said, "...they came here and said they didn't come to smoke. The explanation is just a cover-up, which is the truth."

Su Yue: "...No, I really didn't come here to smoke, I just came here to get some air."

Su Xu raised his eyebrows: "Run to the smoking place to breathe?"

Su Yue: "..." That's right!Let me experience the destruction of second-hand smoke on the health of young people!

Su Xu took out his pocket, took out a pack of cigarettes and threw it to him, then took out a lighter.

"It's fine to smoke in front of me. You are not allowed to smoke at other times. You are not young anymore, so you should be more sensible."

Su Yue threw the cigarette back again, and said speechlessly: "...No, thank you, I really don't smoke."

Su Xu looked at him strangely when he heard the words: "Why are you pretending to be reserved? If you don't smoke, what are you doing here? Smell?"

Su Yue: "..." So why did it come back again (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Seeing that he didn't answer, Su Xu thought he was shy, so he didn't ask any more, took out a cigarette and lit it, and leaned against the carriage to smoke.

Su Yue was feeling embarrassed and wanted to leave, when he heard Su Xu ask him in a low voice: "...Su Yue, do you hate me and your mother?"

At that moment, Su Yue thought a lot.

He didn't understand why Su Xu suddenly asked him such a question, was it because he felt sorry for himself and Su Ying, so he decided to change his mind and be a better person for them, or simply asked him if he hated it, and if he hated it, he would beat him to death.

It's impossible to say that you don't hate. After all, he and Su Ying have been completely ignored by their parents for so many years, and they don't even communicate with each other on weekdays. You really don't have any deep hatred, just a little bit of resentment, and sometimes you feel sad when you think about it, but he has a sister and a brother, so he doesn't feel lonely.

So he replied, "No."

Su Xu didn't speak any more. He looked at the night sky outside the car window, which seemed to be stained with thick ink, and fell into silence.

Su Yue saw that Su Xu didn't plan to talk to him anymore, and for the sake of his own safety, he decided to stay away from second-hand smoke, so he returned to the car.

Li Fang has been playing with her mobile phone. Su Yue vaguely saw that she was texting someone, but he didn't care.

Later, he was really sleepy, so Su Yue had no choice but to hold Su Ying and nestled on the seat together. He had long legs, and he couldn't even push them when he was nestled in the seat. He was so uncomfortable, let alone a night Su Ying snored and farted, rolled in his arms, and yelled to go to the toilet n times, which was really annoying.

He thought it was okay to hug the little fat man, but the next day he even felt that his legs were not his own, and he didn't dare to move. It almost killed him, until he got out of the car, he was still in a trance, always feeling Su Ying's snoring in his ears.

Dear little Yingying, you really should lose weight, you really should lose weight qaq

Jiabo, who was watching all the way, said he was happy to hear and see, as long as Su Yue was unlucky, he would be happy.

Finally got out of the car, Su Yue was so tired that he was about to hit the street, and it wasn't until this time that he realized that Su Xu was a well-hidden extraterrestrial expert, and the one-night train trip to hell meant nothing to him. No pressure, he stood in the smoking place all night, smoking second-hand smoke while smoking first-hand cigarettes, he was in good spirits after not sleeping all night, and at the moment he was walking briskly at the head of the family-visiting team with a big bag on his shoulders.

After getting off the train, they had to take the bus for two hours, and then they hired a car from the village to go to the deep mountains and old forests to find the Li family's ancestor's house. However, they didn't hire a van or car, but a donkey cart.

The cart is pulled by two donkeys, one big and one small. The big donkey looks like the ones in the comics, black and white, with two big ears that are long and straight, and the eyes look very wretched. It is not honest when it is put on the car, with two rows of big teeth bared, its tail wagging, and it grimaces solemnly and uses the skill of pulling hatred on Su Yue.

That little donkey is quite handsome, with regular facial features【==】, a pair of cute big eyes, one ear stands up and the other falls halfway down, and a golden bell is hung around the neck by the owner. There was a crisp sound as soon as it moved, which reminded Su Yue that the little donkey he had kept in his backpack for many years couldn't run fast.

While teasing the little donkey with grass, he thought to himself that he must let the little donkey out for a walk in the next mission, lest the little donkey get overwhelmed, and then he wouldn't have to cry if he really couldn't run fast.

When he was sitting in the donkey cart, he felt that he was about to cry.

The two donkeys, one big and one small, did not cooperate very well, their running speeds were completely different, and they both suffered from a disease of being too lazy to move. They trotted at first, but then they started walking directly.

The man driving the car is also a weirdo. He is over 50 years old and actually looks at Yin's mother!Along the way, I had a serious discussion with Su Ying about all kinds of fucking issues about Yin. From time to time, I would pick a pile of boogers and paste them on the donkey's buttocks, and Su Ying followed suit. Resisting the anger, he didn't kick this strange uncle off the donkey cart, so that he could feel the close contact with Mother Earth. Li Fang and Su Xu were also stunned by this man, and they didn't know what to say when they opened their mouths what's good.

It is estimated that they never expected that their daughter (although they have never cared about it) would one day sit on a donkey cart with a Mediterranean-style balding middle-aged uncle, sitting in rows with boogers.

Damn old man, how dare you roll off the donkey cart automatically!Be careful, I will give you a record of Foshan Wuyingjiao!

The Li family's ancestral house is located in the deep mountains and old forests. In addition, the two donkeys are really leisurely. The uncle still had a happy chat.

Damn!Mud wins!Uncle, don't think that my sister looks like a pancake so you can fool me!

Su Yue secretly thought of a thousand ways to kick Uncle Mediterranean out of the donkey cart without anyone noticing, but in the end he didn't dare to implement it, because Su Xu stared at him all the way, as if he knew what he was going to do like.

When we finally arrived at the ancestral house, it was already dark.

Uncle Mediterranean resolutely rejected the decision to stay overnight at Li's house. He flicked his whip and drove the donkey cart away. The speed was many times faster than when he came. Su Yue was wondering, Su Xu explained to him: "He is afraid of being robbed."

Su Yue: "..." I'm so tired that you are afraid of being robbed?Hahaha, what did you rob you for?Your lazy donkey?Or a broken donkey cart?or yourself?Fuck, just your thankful maverick head, no one would have the idea of ​​robbery, okay?Go home, wash and sleep!

But when he turned his head and saw the gate of Li Jiazu's house, he immediately put back his complaints just now.

The Li family's ancestral house is located in the deep mountains and old forests. Near the house are some hundred-year-old trees, each of them is thick, strong and tall, and they look like monsters with their teeth and claws in the night.The gate of this house also looks very strange. There are two old door knockers on the blood red main color gate. The door knockers have been rusted for many years. There is also a vicious unknown beast carved on it. .Two old red lanterns were hung at the entrance, illuminating the entire gate looked gloomy, and there were two half-buried stone lions standing at the gate.

Su Yue: "..." Damn, why is this Li family compound like a ghost house?

He shivered for no reason, and at this moment, the door in front of them creaked and slowly opened.

A man in white clothes stood inside the door.

Su Yue: "..." Fuck you, grandpa, you are really amazed by your appearance!

The man in white looked at them silently without saying a word.

Su Yue: "..." Grandpa qaq, don't scare me, your grandson is timid...

He was taken aback by the sudden appearance of this person, but Su Ying was not afraid at all. She looked up at Su Yue, then at Mr. Li, and suddenly pulled Su Yue's sleeve, "whispered": " Brother...are you afraid of ghosts????"

Everyone: "..."

Su Yue: "..." The old girl knows this kind of thing, so don't say it. QAQ's first name is all ruined_(:3ゝ∠)_

Mr. Li glanced at them silently, turned around and walked into the house, motioning for them to follow.

Su Yue met him once when he was a child, although he can't remember clearly, but... At that time, Mr. Li seemed not as cold as he is now, he seemed to be a funny comparison_(:3ゝ∠)_

A group of people entered the ancestral house and sat down in the hall.

This place not only looks old from the outside, but also looks old on the inside. It looks like an ancient flavor. There are all kinds of screens, ancient porcelain vases and pear wood furniture. Su Yue sat down on a chair near the door and looked around. Looking around the house.

Then he looked up and saw Mr. Li's cold face.

Su Yue: "..."

The two looked at each other for a few seconds, and Grandpa Li suddenly burst out laughing, playing with Su Yue's dog's head while laughing, and said, "Oh shit, Xiao Yueyue is still so fun after not seeing him for a few years~hahaha~ Smile~~~”

Su Yue: "..." He knew it!How could this old man be so cold after not seeing him for so long!Sure enough, the essence is still funny! ! !

Mr. Li happily pulled Su Yue's face, messed up his hair, and then complained to Li Fang in a coquettish tone: "Xiao Fang, you are so serious, you have not let me see Xiao Yueyue for so long~"

Su Yue: "..." Hey mud!It's so cold!

Mr. Li played with his face for a while and then ran to play with Su Ying, rubbed Su Ying's pancake face with a smile and said, "Haha~ This girl has a round face~ It's so pleasing~ It's the same as the moon on the fifteenth day. I want to eat mooncakes~”

Everyone: "..."

Su Ying didn't mind the old man brutally ravaging her face, she swallowed the fruit candy that Su Yue gave her halfway, and said inarticulately: "Haha, old man, your head is so big, it's so festive , looks like a watermelon, makes me want to eat watermelon."

Everyone: "..."

The old man was even happier. He stretched out his hand and tried to hug Su Ying, but the food that the little fat man has eaten for so many years is not for nothing. Xu said: "You two gave birth to a good pair of children, what a pity, what a pity, if you don't want it, give it to the old man, I am here alone and lack a companion."

Both Li Fang and Su Xu were silent.

Su Ying didn't care whether the two were qualified or not, he just thought it was amazing that he and the two hadn't had a quarrel along the way.

Su Xu was silent for a moment, and said: "Thank you for your kindness, old man, no need, I will take care of my son and daughter."

Mr. Li replied him with a hehe.

"I don't care about the two of you. No matter how noisy you are, you can get divorced. I don't care about this matter. But these two children are still young, Su Ying is only eight years old, and Su Yue is still underage. Don't let them follow you It ended up crooked."

Su Xu nodded and said yes.

Mr. Li patted Su Yue and Su Ying on the shoulders, and said: "Okay, the journey is hard, you two go to eat something and sleep, go three doors to the left, you two brothers and sisters happen to share a bed. "And said to Su Xu and Li Fang, "You stay, I have something to say."

Su Yue had been sleepy for a long time, so he pulled Su Ying away without hesitation.

Su Ying asked him on the way: "Brother, aren't you curious?"

Su Yue slapped her on the forehead: "Baby bear, have you read so many collections and still don't understand? Curiosity killed the cat, eat something, wash and sleep."