Su Yue's school life is as boring as ever. He is stared at by Miss Monitor (Qin Xiaoman) every day, and he has to hold his chin in a daze during class. Oh, yes, he now has a new task besides attending class. That is to complete the homework.
Although Master Jiabo and Qin Xiaoman, who never returned on the road to partial subjects, gave him supplementary lessons, after all, he hadn't attended the lesson for a long time, and now he didn't even know what trigonometric functions are. When it comes to homework, I start to worry.
He didn't understand, learning this thing has a woolen use, could it be that he can use trigonometric functions when shopping for vegetables?By the way, how many cells are there in the dish he bought?Especially English, and he doesn't plan to go abroad!
_(:3ゝ∠)_I feel tired and don’t love.
But no matter how much he doesn't like it, Su Yue still has to listen to the class with a hard face. As a former top student and now a scumbag, he can rank among the middle-level students with a little effort, and the old class poked him more than once. The head said sadly: "Uncle Su, you can cheer up! Even if the class is really useless, you should listen to a few sections anyway. Isn't there a Mathematical News Cup, a Chinese Newspaper Cup, and a national physics competition? , if you can get a top three scholarship! You can buy a recharge card when you play games!"
It has to be said that the bonus moved Su Yue's heart.
Of course, the first thing he thought of was not to use the bonus to sell game cards, but Su Ying's birthday was approaching.
Su Yue has been worrying about this for several days. Not long ago, he saw a two-meter-high bear in a toy store, and also saw a lot of figurines. If you can give this to Su Ying , that would make her crazy, and maybe give Su Yue a loving hug.
(*＾-＾*) Oh my god, I'm a little excited after thinking about it.
It is less than a month before Su Ying's birthday, and he still has more than 100 deposits in his hand. The price of the bear is 280, and it costs a lot of money to make one, and he will earn it all back by participating in the National Physics Competition.
But the most important problem now is that Su Yue has not listened to the old physics teacher's class for several years. Now when he is in class, his eyes are smeared and he can't understand the fart_(:3ゝ∠)_
Later, it was Du Yu who gave him the idea, asking him to publish an article in a magazine, with an article of about [-] words. After he succeeded, the manuscript fee would be quite a lot, and a few articles would be enough for him to buy the bear.
Now here comes the problem, Su Yue is a lazy male public enemy of human beings, he doesn’t know what to write at all, so it’s hard to write "On the Correct Way to Look at the Situation", "The Fights We Had Together in Those Years", " A pick of two—Uncle Su’s Way to Become a God", "Teaching You to Become a Campus God in Minutes", "On How to Be a Game Master Correctly"? !
One day, he was sitting in the classroom listening to the chemically pockmarked face spitting furiously, his head convulsed for some reason, and he suddenly remembered the years he had lived in the game world.
Fuck me, isn't this just ready-made inspiration? Writing down all the years I've been a hardcore gamer is not much better than scrounging around for inspiration!
Su Yue slapped his thigh excitedly, and stood up abruptly.
On the podium, Ma Zilian was talking about a question, and he asked the whole class that no one would meet. He was accumulating anger, when he saw Su Yue, a good boy from [Big Fog] slapping his thigh with a face of enlightenment [Big Fog] standing very excitedly. When he got up, he thought to himself that he was indeed a man who was once a god of learning, and he could solve such difficult additional questions, so he couldn't help showing a relieved smile.
"Student Su Yue, the teacher is very happy that you can stand up and answer the questions. Come on the stage and explain to everyone. Don't worry about making mistakes. You are already the best if you dare to come up."
Su Yue: "..." Why am I in your class again? !Can I rewind it and start over? I'm done, I'll be educated to death by this guy!Son, save me, I just escaped from his clutches!
Du Yu was taken aback by Su Yue. Seeing his expressionless face, he thought he was confident, and wondered why this kid suddenly started to make progress.
In fact, this is the skill of pretending to be 13 taught by Master Jiabo is working, and Su Yue is just pretending to be 13 anytime and anywhere.
Su Yue knew in his heart that if he said bluntly, "Teacher, I don't know how to do it", it would be the rhythm of looking for training. He struggled for a long time, and finally stepped forward slowly under the expectant gaze of the pockmarked face.
Jiabo! ! ! !Love to save me! ! ! !I'm screwed! ! ! !
Jiabo is worthy of being called a man who lost the chain at a critical moment, no matter how much Su Yue yelled in his heart, he didn't come out.
Su Yue had no choice but to put on a high-end and elegant face and picked up the chalk.
No, I feel like I'm going to suffocate when I think of the consequences of not being able to do it_(:3ゝ∠)_
[System]: The strong will of the player [The Most Handsome Nanny Diao Zhatian] leads to the elevation of system privileges, and obtains the right to use the system in real society.
Save, the savior is coming! ! !
Su Yue was so excited that he almost crushed the end of the chalk in his hand. Without hesitation, he opened the store and bought all the money for the IQ potion, then clicked the right button and poured it all down.
Intellect rose to twelve points in seconds.
Hehe, it’s a little sad to say, I’m a majestic King of Fighters little prince with an IQ of only 3 or something, he tortured me to death_(:[-]ゝ∠)_
The IQ potion really deserves to be produced by the system. When Su Yue looked up and saw the questions on the blackboard, he realized that he could do it, and then he happily wrote it all down.
All the students: "..." I made a big mistake, as expected of the campus male god, Uncle Su, who has always been like this, please accept our knees.
Pockmarked face: "..." As expected of a man who was once a god of learning, as expected of a man who was taught by me!There is nothing wrong with my education method!Moved by my sincere heart, the old gangster became a great god in seconds!
Su Yue successfully overcame the difficulty.
Celebrate with a paw shake.
After escaping, Su Yue returned to his seat and began to conceive the content of the novel. There are many things he can write, such as "A generation of martial arts leader was brutally murdered by a white lotus", "The strongest demon exorcist sleeps on the street", "Mercenary The things that have to be said between the family heirloom sword", or "The Legendary Rivers and Lakes of the Shopkeeper", "The Tea Ceremony Road of the Three Fat Monsters" and "The years when Tuzki and Director Jin were zombies together"_(:3ゝ∠)_
In this way, the benefits of traveling through the game are not only the straight rise of IQ and force value, but also the ability to make complaints about skills to max, and you can also earn extra royalties_(:3ゝ∠)_
Jiabo: "..." No, there's one more thing you didn't say, your skill level 13 has already been maxed, haven't you noticed?With such a host, I am also very hardworking. It takes a lot of effort to get a good performance these days, especially listening to you every day.I'm really fed up with you bastard who is comparable to the new baji glasses gentleman!Boss of the system, I strongly request to change teammates! ! !Be serious and serious!
Ah, it would be great if there was a man like Ichigo, my male god Sai Gao!Ahem, actually, I don’t mind if Yinsang comes _(:3ゝ∠)_
System: Hehe, you just want to have a good teammate?Hmph, idiots are talking about dreams, these two male gods are obviously mine!You'd better fall in love with that Tucao emperor pretending to be 13 and kill each other.
Jiabo:_(:3ゝ∠)_
Ah Hua: "..." Damn it, Jiabo, you're still picky!You bastard, be content!Look at my teammates, what else can they do besides being cute every day? !I determined to train him to be a villain *oss, but in the end, this guy turned out to be a cannon fodder, who can understand my pain? !System boss, I want to change teammates!The kind with villain potential! ! !
System: "Blame me~"
Jiabo and Ahua: "Okay, so cheap..."
Although Master Jiabo and Qin Xiaoman, who never returned on the road to partial subjects, gave him supplementary lessons, after all, he hadn't attended the lesson for a long time, and now he didn't even know what trigonometric functions are. When it comes to homework, I start to worry.
He didn't understand, learning this thing has a woolen use, could it be that he can use trigonometric functions when shopping for vegetables?By the way, how many cells are there in the dish he bought?Especially English, and he doesn't plan to go abroad!
_(:3ゝ∠)_I feel tired and don’t love.
But no matter how much he doesn't like it, Su Yue still has to listen to the class with a hard face. As a former top student and now a scumbag, he can rank among the middle-level students with a little effort, and the old class poked him more than once. The head said sadly: "Uncle Su, you can cheer up! Even if the class is really useless, you should listen to a few sections anyway. Isn't there a Mathematical News Cup, a Chinese Newspaper Cup, and a national physics competition? , if you can get a top three scholarship! You can buy a recharge card when you play games!"
It has to be said that the bonus moved Su Yue's heart.
Of course, the first thing he thought of was not to use the bonus to sell game cards, but Su Ying's birthday was approaching.
Su Yue has been worrying about this for several days. Not long ago, he saw a two-meter-high bear in a toy store, and also saw a lot of figurines. If you can give this to Su Ying , that would make her crazy, and maybe give Su Yue a loving hug.
(*＾-＾*) Oh my god, I'm a little excited after thinking about it.
It is less than a month before Su Ying's birthday, and he still has more than 100 deposits in his hand. The price of the bear is 280, and it costs a lot of money to make one, and he will earn it all back by participating in the National Physics Competition.
But the most important problem now is that Su Yue has not listened to the old physics teacher's class for several years. Now when he is in class, his eyes are smeared and he can't understand the fart_(:3ゝ∠)_
Later, it was Du Yu who gave him the idea, asking him to publish an article in a magazine, with an article of about [-] words. After he succeeded, the manuscript fee would be quite a lot, and a few articles would be enough for him to buy the bear.
Now here comes the problem, Su Yue is a lazy male public enemy of human beings, he doesn’t know what to write at all, so it’s hard to write "On the Correct Way to Look at the Situation", "The Fights We Had Together in Those Years", " A pick of two—Uncle Su’s Way to Become a God", "Teaching You to Become a Campus God in Minutes", "On How to Be a Game Master Correctly"? !
One day, he was sitting in the classroom listening to the chemically pockmarked face spitting furiously, his head convulsed for some reason, and he suddenly remembered the years he had lived in the game world.
Fuck me, isn't this just ready-made inspiration? Writing down all the years I've been a hardcore gamer is not much better than scrounging around for inspiration!
Su Yue slapped his thigh excitedly, and stood up abruptly.
On the podium, Ma Zilian was talking about a question, and he asked the whole class that no one would meet. He was accumulating anger, when he saw Su Yue, a good boy from [Big Fog] slapping his thigh with a face of enlightenment [Big Fog] standing very excitedly. When he got up, he thought to himself that he was indeed a man who was once a god of learning, and he could solve such difficult additional questions, so he couldn't help showing a relieved smile.
"Student Su Yue, the teacher is very happy that you can stand up and answer the questions. Come on the stage and explain to everyone. Don't worry about making mistakes. You are already the best if you dare to come up."
Su Yue: "..." Why am I in your class again? !Can I rewind it and start over? I'm done, I'll be educated to death by this guy!Son, save me, I just escaped from his clutches!
Du Yu was taken aback by Su Yue. Seeing his expressionless face, he thought he was confident, and wondered why this kid suddenly started to make progress.
In fact, this is the skill of pretending to be 13 taught by Master Jiabo is working, and Su Yue is just pretending to be 13 anytime and anywhere.
Su Yue knew in his heart that if he said bluntly, "Teacher, I don't know how to do it", it would be the rhythm of looking for training. He struggled for a long time, and finally stepped forward slowly under the expectant gaze of the pockmarked face.
Jiabo! ! ! !Love to save me! ! ! !I'm screwed! ! ! !
Jiabo is worthy of being called a man who lost the chain at a critical moment, no matter how much Su Yue yelled in his heart, he didn't come out.
Su Yue had no choice but to put on a high-end and elegant face and picked up the chalk.
No, I feel like I'm going to suffocate when I think of the consequences of not being able to do it_(:3ゝ∠)_
[System]: The strong will of the player [The Most Handsome Nanny Diao Zhatian] leads to the elevation of system privileges, and obtains the right to use the system in real society.
Save, the savior is coming! ! !
Su Yue was so excited that he almost crushed the end of the chalk in his hand. Without hesitation, he opened the store and bought all the money for the IQ potion, then clicked the right button and poured it all down.
Intellect rose to twelve points in seconds.
Hehe, it’s a little sad to say, I’m a majestic King of Fighters little prince with an IQ of only 3 or something, he tortured me to death_(:[-]ゝ∠)_
The IQ potion really deserves to be produced by the system. When Su Yue looked up and saw the questions on the blackboard, he realized that he could do it, and then he happily wrote it all down.
All the students: "..." I made a big mistake, as expected of the campus male god, Uncle Su, who has always been like this, please accept our knees.
Pockmarked face: "..." As expected of a man who was once a god of learning, as expected of a man who was taught by me!There is nothing wrong with my education method!Moved by my sincere heart, the old gangster became a great god in seconds!
Su Yue successfully overcame the difficulty.
Celebrate with a paw shake.
After escaping, Su Yue returned to his seat and began to conceive the content of the novel. There are many things he can write, such as "A generation of martial arts leader was brutally murdered by a white lotus", "The strongest demon exorcist sleeps on the street", "Mercenary The things that have to be said between the family heirloom sword", or "The Legendary Rivers and Lakes of the Shopkeeper", "The Tea Ceremony Road of the Three Fat Monsters" and "The years when Tuzki and Director Jin were zombies together"_(:3ゝ∠)_
In this way, the benefits of traveling through the game are not only the straight rise of IQ and force value, but also the ability to make complaints about skills to max, and you can also earn extra royalties_(:3ゝ∠)_
Jiabo: "..." No, there's one more thing you didn't say, your skill level 13 has already been maxed, haven't you noticed?With such a host, I am also very hardworking. It takes a lot of effort to get a good performance these days, especially listening to you every day.I'm really fed up with you bastard who is comparable to the new baji glasses gentleman!Boss of the system, I strongly request to change teammates! ! !Be serious and serious!
Ah, it would be great if there was a man like Ichigo, my male god Sai Gao!Ahem, actually, I don’t mind if Yinsang comes _(:3ゝ∠)_
System: Hehe, you just want to have a good teammate?Hmph, idiots are talking about dreams, these two male gods are obviously mine!You'd better fall in love with that Tucao emperor pretending to be 13 and kill each other.
Jiabo:_(:3ゝ∠)_
Ah Hua: "..." Damn it, Jiabo, you're still picky!You bastard, be content!Look at my teammates, what else can they do besides being cute every day? !I determined to train him to be a villain *oss, but in the end, this guy turned out to be a cannon fodder, who can understand my pain? !System boss, I want to change teammates!The kind with villain potential! ! !
System: "Blame me~"
Jiabo and Ahua: "Okay, so cheap..."
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