Then he opened his eyes, and came face to face with Du Yu, who stuck his head out from the upper bunk and poked his face in front of his eyes to make difficult moves.
Su Yue: "..."
Du Yu: "..."
Su Yue: "I'm going to Uncle Du, are you trying to scare me to death? My little heart can't stand your scaring like that."
Du Yu straightened up and coughed twice, and said, "I just approached you to scare you to death, okay?"
Su Yue gave him a white eye.
Du Yu crawled back to his bed, feeling full of bitterness in his heart.
Just eleven days ago, oh, maybe more than ten years ago (==), Du Yu, who was fighting the sky, received a letter from Feige sent by the system. This letter looks very high-end and elegant , two lifelike Chinese dragons are tattooed on the border of intersecting gold and silver, and the following lines of characters are written in black italics on it:
Are you still troubled by the disability of playing games?
Are you still troubled by the fact that there is no master to play the copy?
Are you still worried about being besieged by mobs that are more than a dozen levels lower than yourself?
What are you still hesitating about!Quickly use the "Game Strategy System"!Hand-in-hand teaching and wonderful rewards will make you a new master in the game world!
There are two buttons at the bottom: yes or no.
Actually, in the past, Du Yu would have closed this letter without hesitation. After all, Internet scams and computer viruses have been rampant recently, but not long ago he was hurt by some rough guys in the dormitory. Du Yu read the letter several times up and down, up and down, left, right, left, right, left, right, and right. After confirming that it was indeed sent by the system, he clicked this button.
It was a rough start.
Classmate Du Yu only felt that his eyes went dark, and then opened his eyes...
He found himself in a room where the four walls were covered with abstract paintings suspected to be made by kindergarten children, and squatting in front of him was an unknown creature with a Shi-shaped head and a dog-shaped body.
The world view has been subverted...
This extremely irresponsible shi-type creature is named Ahua. He threw classmate Du Yu into the future world not knowing how many years later, and was forced to complete various tasks, oh, no, not all kinds of tasks. Various, but only one type of mission, and that is!
That is! ! !
Turn into all kinds of monsters with all kinds of strange shapes and go to the protagonist to show their presence, and try to help the protagonist improve the prestige of the protagonist _(:3ゝ∠)_.
I knelt down to otz.
Then he spent several years constantly dying, constantly turning into all kinds of monsters with all kinds of strange shapes to gain a sense of existence.
Should he say that thanks to the system adjusting the pain level for him, he felt nothing after being beaten_(:3ゝ∠)_.
In the next few years, he watched the protagonist being kicked out of his house and sleeping on the street because he couldn't pay the utility bills, watching the protagonist kidnap a puppy to go home, watching the protagonist's various failures, and watching the protagonist take the dog with him. The dog went to work in a bakery called Tata _(:3ゝ∠)_.
Ah, but, by the way, that dog is really kawaii~~~ I really want to take it home~~~
Then one day, he could finally return to the present world.
By the way, the rewards he got were [Cheats for Cultivating a Game Master], [On Special Skills for Cheating in Exams], [On Special Skills for Fighting and Swinging Bricks]_(:3ゝ∠)_.
Damn it, even if you give me 100 yuan, is it better than this? If you come out of the system, I promise not to beat you to death! ! !
Du Yu's children's shoes got a short ten-day vacation, and then was sent to the game world again.
This time it was even harder...
Du Yu turned into a zombie.
Oh, of course, he didn't turn into that particularly ugly zombie, he turned into an awesome zombie *oss with the face of Director Jin.
By the way, it is said that his gang of zombie brothers in the skin of Tuzki and Director Jin are all played by people as tragic as him.
This time the mission is slightly different, although he is still dying, but his mission finally has a name.
[Using the face of curator Jin to create a sense of presence in front of the protagonist and his teammates]_(:3ゝ∠)_
Hey_(:3ゝ∠)_
By the way, the protagonist's teammate is a man.
A man named [A Sword].
A...a man who looked a lot like his good friend Su Yue's children's shoes.
(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Your sister, I have a big slot, this is exactly the same, okay!!! Get out of the system, I will beat you until four out of seven die!!!! !
In order to find out whether this handsome man with a straight face and a pretentious face was Su Yue, Du Yu completely turned himself into a stalker. Guns or bricks tortured to death.
Du Yu children's shoes yelled every day to get angry with these two people to show their presence, and calmly watched Su Yue eat breakfast and then sleep, eat lunch and then sleep, eat afternoon tea and then sleep, eat dinner and then sleep, eat...
…………
(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
Damn your sister, Su Yue, how unmotivated are you!You eat and sleep every day, you are not boring! ! !
In order to make student Su Yue self-motivated, Du Yu ran to the hotel where the two of them were staying, and then sneaked into the room and hid under the bed, planning to wait for Su Yue to come out and scare him so that he would start to move forward.
then……
Mommy has such a good figure, Lao Zhi's little belly is kneeling for you.
Then, Du Yu was beaten into a sieve by Su Yue.
Cough cough, the process is not important, what matters is the result, Su Yue is finally willing to make progress, he started to train every day, so Du Yu died again and again while watching Su Yue run and then fight zombies, eat and then fight zombies, train and then fight zombies.
Du Yu has been abused thousands of times.
Tired and not in love_(:3ゝ∠)_.
Later, Su Yue rescued a girl, and Du Yu turned into a villain, a third-level zombie boss, and once again angered his sense of existence. Unsurprisingly, he was abused into a dog.
Yingyingying... Damn Su Yue, you little slut who forgets friends after seeing sex!baby...
Then after a while, Du Yu finally once again gloriously completed the task assigned by the organization and returned to the present world.
_(:3ゝ∠)_
As soon as he opened his eyes, he first probed to look at classmate Su Yue who was sleeping on the lower bunk, biting the small handkerchief angrily in his heart.
Damn, I'm going to die over and over again because of Mao Laozi!If you come out of the system, I promise not to kill you!
Oh, by the way, let me tell you a little secret, when Su Yue opened his eyes, Du Yu actually blushed because of his handsomeness.
But because he's a black skin, so... you know.
Su Yue's test report card was sent out the next day.
He was sitting in his seat, holding his six test papers in his hand, feeling very complicated.
Why do you ask?Cough cough, I will tell you his report card and you will know the reason.
语文:20分。数学:136分。英语:……10分。物理:92分。化学:97分。生物:……14分。
Su Yue looked at the test paper silently, feeling that his young heart had received a terrible shock.
This test paper is the product of his answering with the help and guidance of the Great Demon King Jiabo, so...
Jiabo, come out!Why do you, the majestic great devil king of the devil world, be biased? Hey!Your image in my mind has been ruined, okay? ! !Chinese, English, Biology, will my scores from answering the questions by myself be higher than this? !
Jiabo snorted: "If it weren't for the great devil to help you answer the questions, your current score would be even worse!"
This is true.
Su Yue was silent again.
Then he couldn't help stretching his neck to look at the report card of Du Yu's children's shoes, and after reading it, he rushed forward and stuck Du Yu's neck with a look of horror.
"I'm a big mess, Du Yu, have you eaten any messy things? Σ(°△°|||)︴, it's a heaven-defying rhythm for such a high exam! Boss Liu loves to watch it!!! "
Liu Hong, who was sitting in the front row of Du Yu, didn't understand, so he turned around and looked dumbfounded.
"I go!"
Full marks except Chinese _(:3ゝ∠)_
Is the world crazy or am I crazy_(:3ゝ∠)_
Du Yu also had a bitter expression on his face. He answered the questions with the help of Ah Hua. He originally thought that it would be a pass for Ah Hua's unreliable virtue to help him answer the paper to death, but he never expected that it was close to a perfect score! ! !
Damn it, this is a proper rhythm for being suspected of cheating!
But fortunately, back then he was all scumbags, the kind who dragged the whole class down in the exam, so it is unlikely that he would suspect him of copying the questions, but... Teacher Yingying, you are going to chop me into pieces Can you take back the eyes that put the pot to stew and go to the Lun family? I'm afraid of tat.
Then Du Yu was invited to drink tea by Master Laoban.
Su Yue and Liu Hong laughed gloatingly for a long time.
Su Yue: "..."
Du Yu: "..."
Su Yue: "I'm going to Uncle Du, are you trying to scare me to death? My little heart can't stand your scaring like that."
Du Yu straightened up and coughed twice, and said, "I just approached you to scare you to death, okay?"
Su Yue gave him a white eye.
Du Yu crawled back to his bed, feeling full of bitterness in his heart.
Just eleven days ago, oh, maybe more than ten years ago (==), Du Yu, who was fighting the sky, received a letter from Feige sent by the system. This letter looks very high-end and elegant , two lifelike Chinese dragons are tattooed on the border of intersecting gold and silver, and the following lines of characters are written in black italics on it:
Are you still troubled by the disability of playing games?
Are you still troubled by the fact that there is no master to play the copy?
Are you still worried about being besieged by mobs that are more than a dozen levels lower than yourself?
What are you still hesitating about!Quickly use the "Game Strategy System"!Hand-in-hand teaching and wonderful rewards will make you a new master in the game world!
There are two buttons at the bottom: yes or no.
Actually, in the past, Du Yu would have closed this letter without hesitation. After all, Internet scams and computer viruses have been rampant recently, but not long ago he was hurt by some rough guys in the dormitory. Du Yu read the letter several times up and down, up and down, left, right, left, right, left, right, and right. After confirming that it was indeed sent by the system, he clicked this button.
It was a rough start.
Classmate Du Yu only felt that his eyes went dark, and then opened his eyes...
He found himself in a room where the four walls were covered with abstract paintings suspected to be made by kindergarten children, and squatting in front of him was an unknown creature with a Shi-shaped head and a dog-shaped body.
The world view has been subverted...
This extremely irresponsible shi-type creature is named Ahua. He threw classmate Du Yu into the future world not knowing how many years later, and was forced to complete various tasks, oh, no, not all kinds of tasks. Various, but only one type of mission, and that is!
That is! ! !
Turn into all kinds of monsters with all kinds of strange shapes and go to the protagonist to show their presence, and try to help the protagonist improve the prestige of the protagonist _(:3ゝ∠)_.
I knelt down to otz.
Then he spent several years constantly dying, constantly turning into all kinds of monsters with all kinds of strange shapes to gain a sense of existence.
Should he say that thanks to the system adjusting the pain level for him, he felt nothing after being beaten_(:3ゝ∠)_.
In the next few years, he watched the protagonist being kicked out of his house and sleeping on the street because he couldn't pay the utility bills, watching the protagonist kidnap a puppy to go home, watching the protagonist's various failures, and watching the protagonist take the dog with him. The dog went to work in a bakery called Tata _(:3ゝ∠)_.
Ah, but, by the way, that dog is really kawaii~~~ I really want to take it home~~~
Then one day, he could finally return to the present world.
By the way, the rewards he got were [Cheats for Cultivating a Game Master], [On Special Skills for Cheating in Exams], [On Special Skills for Fighting and Swinging Bricks]_(:3ゝ∠)_.
Damn it, even if you give me 100 yuan, is it better than this? If you come out of the system, I promise not to beat you to death! ! !
Du Yu's children's shoes got a short ten-day vacation, and then was sent to the game world again.
This time it was even harder...
Du Yu turned into a zombie.
Oh, of course, he didn't turn into that particularly ugly zombie, he turned into an awesome zombie *oss with the face of Director Jin.
By the way, it is said that his gang of zombie brothers in the skin of Tuzki and Director Jin are all played by people as tragic as him.
This time the mission is slightly different, although he is still dying, but his mission finally has a name.
[Using the face of curator Jin to create a sense of presence in front of the protagonist and his teammates]_(:3ゝ∠)_
Hey_(:3ゝ∠)_
By the way, the protagonist's teammate is a man.
A man named [A Sword].
A...a man who looked a lot like his good friend Su Yue's children's shoes.
(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Your sister, I have a big slot, this is exactly the same, okay!!! Get out of the system, I will beat you until four out of seven die!!!! !
In order to find out whether this handsome man with a straight face and a pretentious face was Su Yue, Du Yu completely turned himself into a stalker. Guns or bricks tortured to death.
Du Yu children's shoes yelled every day to get angry with these two people to show their presence, and calmly watched Su Yue eat breakfast and then sleep, eat lunch and then sleep, eat afternoon tea and then sleep, eat dinner and then sleep, eat...
…………
(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
Damn your sister, Su Yue, how unmotivated are you!You eat and sleep every day, you are not boring! ! !
In order to make student Su Yue self-motivated, Du Yu ran to the hotel where the two of them were staying, and then sneaked into the room and hid under the bed, planning to wait for Su Yue to come out and scare him so that he would start to move forward.
then……
Mommy has such a good figure, Lao Zhi's little belly is kneeling for you.
Then, Du Yu was beaten into a sieve by Su Yue.
Cough cough, the process is not important, what matters is the result, Su Yue is finally willing to make progress, he started to train every day, so Du Yu died again and again while watching Su Yue run and then fight zombies, eat and then fight zombies, train and then fight zombies.
Du Yu has been abused thousands of times.
Tired and not in love_(:3ゝ∠)_.
Later, Su Yue rescued a girl, and Du Yu turned into a villain, a third-level zombie boss, and once again angered his sense of existence. Unsurprisingly, he was abused into a dog.
Yingyingying... Damn Su Yue, you little slut who forgets friends after seeing sex!baby...
Then after a while, Du Yu finally once again gloriously completed the task assigned by the organization and returned to the present world.
_(:3ゝ∠)_
As soon as he opened his eyes, he first probed to look at classmate Su Yue who was sleeping on the lower bunk, biting the small handkerchief angrily in his heart.
Damn, I'm going to die over and over again because of Mao Laozi!If you come out of the system, I promise not to kill you!
Oh, by the way, let me tell you a little secret, when Su Yue opened his eyes, Du Yu actually blushed because of his handsomeness.
But because he's a black skin, so... you know.
Su Yue's test report card was sent out the next day.
He was sitting in his seat, holding his six test papers in his hand, feeling very complicated.
Why do you ask?Cough cough, I will tell you his report card and you will know the reason.
语文:20分。数学:136分。英语:……10分。物理:92分。化学:97分。生物:……14分。
Su Yue looked at the test paper silently, feeling that his young heart had received a terrible shock.
This test paper is the product of his answering with the help and guidance of the Great Demon King Jiabo, so...
Jiabo, come out!Why do you, the majestic great devil king of the devil world, be biased? Hey!Your image in my mind has been ruined, okay? ! !Chinese, English, Biology, will my scores from answering the questions by myself be higher than this? !
Jiabo snorted: "If it weren't for the great devil to help you answer the questions, your current score would be even worse!"
This is true.
Su Yue was silent again.
Then he couldn't help stretching his neck to look at the report card of Du Yu's children's shoes, and after reading it, he rushed forward and stuck Du Yu's neck with a look of horror.
"I'm a big mess, Du Yu, have you eaten any messy things? Σ(°△°|||)︴, it's a heaven-defying rhythm for such a high exam! Boss Liu loves to watch it!!! "
Liu Hong, who was sitting in the front row of Du Yu, didn't understand, so he turned around and looked dumbfounded.
"I go!"
Full marks except Chinese _(:3ゝ∠)_
Is the world crazy or am I crazy_(:3ゝ∠)_
Du Yu also had a bitter expression on his face. He answered the questions with the help of Ah Hua. He originally thought that it would be a pass for Ah Hua's unreliable virtue to help him answer the paper to death, but he never expected that it was close to a perfect score! ! !
Damn it, this is a proper rhythm for being suspected of cheating!
But fortunately, back then he was all scumbags, the kind who dragged the whole class down in the exam, so it is unlikely that he would suspect him of copying the questions, but... Teacher Yingying, you are going to chop me into pieces Can you take back the eyes that put the pot to stew and go to the Lun family? I'm afraid of tat.
Then Du Yu was invited to drink tea by Master Laoban.
Su Yue and Liu Hong laughed gloatingly for a long time.
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