I cook food in Honghuang

The prehistoric times do not remember the years.In the eyes of the prehistoric people, when the eyes are closed and the eyes are opened, half an era has passed.So retreating for thousands of years or tens of thousands of years is really not a problem.

From Chi Huo's point of view, yes, it's still a big deal.Modern nerds and nerds stay at home and don't go out for half a year at most. During the stay at home, they rely on Ubisoft to survive, or even Nintendo.What are the prehistoric retreats?

No!TVs, computers, and mobile phones are all free!If you want to read the little yellow book, I'm sorry Nuwa hasn't created a human being at this time; if you want to watch a play, I'm sorry Hongjun is sitting opposite you.

Chi Huo almost cried and fainted on the futon.

She was forced to watch Hongjun for 800 years, even a fairy can be regarded as an ordinary person in 800 years. Facing Hongjun's handsome face, Chi Huo's heart is as still as water, what kind of girl's throbbing, no It's very polite to put on a late mother's face.

She was afraid that Hongjun was entirely due to Hongjun's strength and his future identity, the future spokesperson for the way of heaven, and a bunch of saint disciples under his command.If Honghuang is a large-scale online game, then Hongjun is the database administrator in it. Regardless of whether you are an NPC or a player, you can solve problems in minutes with your fingers.

Although the administrator is powerful, it doesn't mean that the player Chihuo has to work in the same company as the administrator, or in the same office.

This affects the game experience too much.

In order to ensure that he would not be driven mad by Hongjun in the next 3 years, Chi Huo cheered up, "Master, I can practice in seclusion by myself."

It wasn't like this in the first 800 years. She lived her group of demons dancing wildly, Hongjun slept in his spring and autumn dream, ah, don't comprehend the jade plate of good fortune.

But Hongjun said no, he seemed to have realized his conscience, and decided to give Chi Huo a small fire and preach to Chi Huo.

Hongjun smiled, "After killing Luo Hu, I have gained the Tao, and I know which way I should go."

Chi Huo quickly flattered, "Congratulations to the master for his great achievements. The master is invincible in all battles. His literary virtues will last forever, and the unification of the prehistoric world is just around the corner."

After she finished speaking, she felt that the words were a bit smooth, as if it was a slogan of some celebrity, but the events of her previous life were all 800 years ago.Chi Huo was puzzled for a while and didn't think about it again.

Hongjun said, "Since Pangu opened the sky, the way of heaven has been damaged and the way of heaven is incomplete. I want to fit the way with my body and make up for the lack of way of heaven."

Chi Huo respectfully said, "My lord."

In fact, she thinks that Hongjun is quite unlucky. He was regarded by Tiandao as some kind of spokesperson for Tiandao, squatting in Zixiao Palace to be a ten thousand year old man, saying that people can't stay at home every day. Squat together all day long.

The problem is that after arresting Tongtian, he still can't come out.What is the point of this thing.

So still...

Hongjun said, "I have some understanding of the Dao, but I don't understand the teaching of the Dao. Since you are mine..."

Chihuo interface, "Chef."

Hongjun paused for a moment, and reluctantly accepted Chi Huo's statement. He had no relationship with Chi Huo as a teacher and apprentice, so he also took Chi Huo as his apprentice at the beginning.

Chi Huo took the fact that she was not Hongjun's apprentice very lightly. She was just an ordinary human race, and she would be inconspicuous in later generations, so she took advantage of being an early traveler.But she couldn't make up for the shortcomings of her poor background, Yuan Shi didn't even bother to look at her when she didn't see her.

Besides, there are tens of thousands of apprentices, and there is only one chef.Thinking about it this way, Chi Huo felt that he had made a profit.

Hongjun continued, "Since you are my chef, I will sit with you when I hear the sermon."

Chi Huo waved his hands and said embarrassedly, "I can just stand and listen."

Hongjun, "Then you stand."

Chi Huo:? ? ?

Hongjun's smile gradually widened, "Stand up, I'm going to preach."

Chi Huo: No, wait a minute, brother, if you don’t go to Zixiao Palace to preach, what are you preaching in this broken cave?

The point is why she has to stand and listen!

The first time Hongjun spoke for 100 years, Chi Huo didn't dare to neglect and listened carefully from the beginning to the end. After Hongjun finished speaking, Chi Huo's cultivation level instantly increased.This method is very good and powerful, but Chihuo station is in pain, what is it like to teach one-on-one, that is, if you want to wander off, it is impossible to catch a fish in the middle.

Hongjun asked, "How do you feel?"

Chi Huo said cautiously, "It's easy to understand, even a layman like me can understand it."

Hongjun frowned, and told Chi Huo another 200 years. After 200 years, Hongjun asked, "How?"

Chi Huo would rather die than live, "Forgive me for being stupid, I don't understand very well."

So Hongjun adjusted his policy and told Chi Huo another 300 years.

Chi Huo: Brother, please let me go!

She figured out that Hongjun was using herself as a test subject to determine the depth of Zixiao Palace's sermons in the future.Preaching is just like the teacher’s lectures in the future. It’s not good to talk too shallow, and those with high cultivation levels will disdain to listen. It’s also not good to speak too deeply.It needs to be explained in a simple way, with every word and every word, a very compelling and shocking way of preaching.

But that’s not the reason for her to stand and listen to the sermon!

1000 years later, Chi Huo's cultivation has improved by leaps and bounds, and he has successfully evolved special abilities. One of them listens to Hongjun's preaching, while the other has convulsions.

This is not beheading three corpses, but fine points.

After 3000 years, Hongjun felt that it was almost done, so he stopped preaching and took Chihuo to Zixiao Palace.

Yes, this time Hongjun will not live in Zixiao Palace, but will find a cave to live in randomly like other monks. In terms of elegance, there is no one before or after.There was nothing in the cave except two futons.

Originally, Chi Huo was still looking forward to the legendary Zixiao Palace, but when he saw it, Chi Huo was silent for a long time.The layout of Zixiao Palace follows the trend and conforms to the aesthetics of this era. It has nothing but shelter from the wind and rain.

She shouldn't have hoped for Tiandao's straight male cancer aesthetics.

Without waiting for Chi Huo to express his thoughts on Zixiao Palace, Hongjun took Chi Huo to retreat directly. This time he went to retreat alone, and left a good corpse for Chi Huo. Xiuwei, so as not to lose his Hongjun's face.

It's almost as if the dean is criticizing the head teacher of the key class, what's going on with the fire in your class, the last one in the monthly exam, do you want this month's bonus?

So, for this month's bonus, Shan Zhe preached to Chi Huo for another 3000 years.

Chi Huo was going crazy.

As the saying goes, if you don't explode in silence, you will pervert in silence.Chi Huo didn't dare to explode, so he could only choose to be abnormal.Began to try to skip class.

What good corpse, are you hungry? I'll give you Shuangpi Nai.

Or good corpse, you teach me how to refine weapons.

Another example is the good corpse, let's decorate the Zixiao Palace.

A few hundred years ago, Chi Huo could still find messy reasons to catch fish. The milk in the back kitchen was used up, and the gourd was successfully refined. The curtains were upgraded to silk yarn, and the patterns on the palace pillars were advanced formations, which were very different from the original Zixiao Palace. Chi Huo could no longer find a place to decorate the Zixiao Palace, and she found out that she had a companion.

The cause of the incident is very simple. On a certain day of a certain year, Chi Huo remembered that there was still a dragon liver in the refrigerator, and wanted to share it with the good corpse, but found that there was an extra child in the refrigerator.

Her eggs were gone, and her dragon liver was gone.The little boy came out of the refrigerator with a stern look on his face, "I am Kong Xuan, the son of Yuanfeng."

Chi Huo looked at the opponent's red bellyband and bare buttocks, and then at his refrigerator, picked up the stick and beat him up.

That's where she puts her food, and this little brat sits on it with no pants on.

Chi Huo didn't like Kong Xuan, it was purely because Kong Xuan sat in her refrigerator.And the good corpse doesn't want to see Kong Xuan, the reason is very simple, Kong Xuan was given by Luo Hu, and Hong Jun doesn't like Luo Hu, so he hates the things Luo Hu sends.

Shanshi's temper is much better than Hongjun's, but he can't like things that Hongjun hates, and his task is Chi Huo, a poor student, so Kong Xuanhuali, who was just born, was released and stayed alone in Zixiao palace.

No one chased him away, so Kong Xuan chose the largest and most gorgeous room to live in. He woke up from the bed 800 meters away every day, staring at the endless nine heavens outside the window in a daze. For the little chick in the house, a sense of urgency emerges spontaneously from the bottom of my heart.

Waiting for the good corpse to show mercy, let the pool fire rest, come out for a walk in the breathable pool fire, and see a little boy carved in pink and jade standing on the waterside pavilion of the lotus pond. The fairy air was fluttering, and the little boy was extremely noble, like a fairy boy descending to earth, he smiled slightly when he saw Chi Huo, his eyes and eyebrows were already handsome in the future, "I have seen a real person."

Chi Huo stared at it for a long time, "Where's your big red bellyband?"

Kong Xuan almost couldn't maintain the expression on his face.

The author has something to say:

Forum: Who gave birth to Kong Xuan?

1L: It is said that Kong Xuan is the son of Yuanfeng, but why do I feel that Kong Xuan especially respects Chi Huo?

2L: Needless to say, Chi Huo is invincible in popularity

3L: Upstairs, you are wrong. Kong Xuan respects Master Chi Huo not because of food.It's Chi Huo who knows Kong Xuan's black history

4L: Just kidding, our Kong Xuan is so beautiful and unparalleled in the world, how could there be a black history, there is no doubt that there is a sunspot upstairs!

5L: A certain fan, don’t be too shy, your family has a lot of Kong Xuan’s black history, let me give you a popular science about how Kong Xuan’s men disguised themselves as women to deceive straight men.

6L: People who eat melons

7L: How is the matter of a man disguised as a woman a lie...

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