I cook food in Honghuang

Chi Huo has always been confused about being pregnant with feelings.In her opinion, this kind of operation is too coquettish. She went out to pick up a big fat boy and came back, telling people that she was pregnant because of feelings.If you know, you understand, if you don't know, you think you are fooling around with that wild man.

For example, Yuan Feng and Zu Long seem to be enemies with blood dripping from their eyes when they meet each other on the surface, but in fact the two have already promised each other for a lifetime and will never leave.Kong Xuan is the crystallization of the love between the two. This kind of setting is more than emotional and pregnant.

What kind of yin and yang qi and five elements aura entered the body, and was forced to lay two eggs.What he knew was the intercourse of the original body, but he didn't know that he thought it was the overlord who came from the Heavenly Dao and forced himself to bow.

Ever since Zixiao Palace has this little peacock, Chi Huo's life has become more fun.Watch Kong Xuan change his face.

For example, ask Kong Xuan where the big red bellyband went that day, and then ask when the screen will be opened, or if he can lay an egg for her to make a double-skin milk.

He was obviously so angry that he couldn't beat himself and could only swallow his anger.Chi Huo said he was very happy.

She seemed to understand Hongjun's fun in playing tricks on her.

Compared with Chi Huo, whose mind has been twisted, Kong Xuan's three views are still upright.Although Chi Huo hit him with a hammer, boiled him with water, threw him from the sky, and finally locked him in the refrigerator.Kong Xuan still respects and loves Chi Huo.

Or in other words, if you can't beat Chi Huo, you can only drag on and let others molested you.

The days flew by, and when Hongjun left the customs, Chi Huo's cultivation had finally climbed to Daluo Jinxian, and he could still watch it when he took it out.Kong Xuan changed from a radish head to a handsome young man, still not full.

Chi Huo waited outside on the day Hongjun left the customs. There were only four people in Zixiao Palace, Hongjun and Shanshi accounted for half, and Chi Huo counted as one. As for Kong Xuan, an outsider, strictly speaking, he was not a human being.

Hongjun didn't go to see Chihuo and the others when he came out, but said to the void, "I have enlightened now, and I am teaching Taoism in Zixiao Palace. If you are wise, you can come and listen to my preaching."

This sound was not light or heavy, it seemed to be whispering in someone's ear, and it seemed to be unattainable in the sky.Knowing Hongjun's strength, Chi Huo congratulated the master sincerely.Kong Xuan was overwhelmed by Hong Jun's words, and it took him a long time to react, and he followed Chi Huo to say congratulations, lowering his head and wondering what he was thinking.

Chi Huo guessed that he probably regretted hugging the wrong thigh.

Hmph, the saint's thigh should be so easy to hug.

Not seen for 3 years, Hongjun is still beautiful, his face is tender and watery, just like the pair of smiling eyes in the past, now indifferent and calm, neither happy nor sad.

Chi Huo guessed that Hongjun had successfully joined forces, and tentatively asked, "Master, can we arrange for people to welcome him?"

Hongjun nodded, and gave Chihuo six futons to put in the main hall.Seeing that she took a cattail mat and beckoned Kong Xuan to go out, she called the two of them, took out two spirit stones from her sleeve, and turned them into human beings.

The spirit stone turned into two little boys, a boy and a girl, who met Hongjun and called them masters.Hongjun asked them to do business with Chi Huo, and called Shan Shi in for a conversation.

Seeing that Hongjun hadn't looked at him from the beginning to the end, Chi Huo expected that the black-bellied ghost Hongjun was gone, so he congratulated with cannonballs in his heart, shouted long live, and wished he could go to the lower world now, but he still looked very serious on his face. look.

She handed the futon to Haotian and Yao Chi, and led Kong Xuan around the Zixiao Palace. The Zixiao Palace was tossed so magnificently by the fire that no one could recognize its original appearance.Turning from the apse to the main hall, Haotian and Yao Chi had already put the futons away, and when they saw Chi Huo, they saluted and asked what should they do next?

Chi Huo asked Kong Xuan, "Do you feel that something is missing?"

Kong Xuan's eyes sharpened immediately. According to Chi Huo's pissing nature, she usually speaks in this tone, so there must be no good.

Chihuo, "For example, popularity..."

She looked left and right, no matter how she looked at it, she felt that Kong Xuan, a handsome young man, was very suitable.

There is a saying that you are looking at the scenery, and the people who look at the scenery are looking at you.Kongxuan Station is a beautiful scene, and the majestic splendor of Zixiao Palace can be reflected from Kongxuan.

Very suitable to be the Kanban lady of Zixiao Palace.

She told Kong Xuan about this idea, and Kong Xuan was furious when he heard the words, "You let me do the work of receiving guests!"

Chi Huo clasped his sleeves with both hands, and his face was upright, "Nonsense, master's preaching is a supreme thing."

Kong Xuan was indignant, although he wanted to make friends with Hongjun, but for some reason, Hongjun's good corpse did not welcome him from birth, let alone Hongjun himself.Now Chi Huo drove him to the door, Kong Xuan sinisterly thought that Chi Huo gave him small shoes to wear.

She is jealous of her good looks!

Chi Huo said again, "Just make a scene, come back when there are too many people, don't miss the master's sermon."

She stopped listening, and after listening to it for 3 years, people will be abolished.

When he heard that he had the opportunity to listen to Hongjun's preaching, Kong Xuan's eyes lit up, but he still put on a cold face, very reluctant to lead Haotian and Yaochi out.

After a while, Yao Chi led three Taoists in, who were Chi Huo's acquaintances.Tong Tian was very happy to see Chi Huo, "Fellow Chi Huo came so early."

Chi Huo smiled and said nothing, Yuan Shi and Lao Tzu had more winks, seeing Yao Chi and Chi Huo greeted each other, knowing that Chi Huo was probably from Zixiao Palace, he looked at each other, it was very wise to let Tong Tian take charge of diplomacy.

Chi Huo was also very happy to see Tong Tian. After the two chatted for a while, Chi Huo pointed to the futon on the ground and said, "Sit down when you come."

She didn't say what the meaning of the futon was, but she just advised the three of them to occupy their seats quickly.Tong Tian sat down with his two elder brothers, and asked Chi Huo puzzledly, "Don't fellow daoists sit down?"

Chi Huo smiled with tears, "No, I'm used to standing."

On the 3-year-old way of listening.

Seeing two unnutritive topics that were still to be repeated, Yuanshi gave a dry cough, implying that Tongtian should hurry up and ask something useful.Tong Tian was also very upbeat, and finally had a brainwave with Shang Yuan Shi, asking Chi Huo what he was doing in Zixiao Palace?

Yuan Shi: ...

Chi Huo said with a smile, "Being a chef, occasionally the master gets hungry, so I'll make something for the master."

Tong Tian was very happy after listening, "Second brother, look, Dao Zu also likes to eat."

Yuan Shi: Shut up!

After a while, Haotian led a female cultivator in, and a few people inside took a look, they were still acquaintances.

Fellow Daoist, do you still remember the gourd on Buzhou Mountain 3 years ago.

The female nun was quite beautiful, she was wearing a long dress, she was Nuwa with the head of a snake and the tail of a snake.She thought she was the first to come, but someone came earlier than her.

Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi looked at each other, making up their minds to see Tong Tian dead.Chi Huo was left standing by the pillar, his eyes lowered, not knowing what to think.

Nuwa's mind is also flexible, seeing Sanqing sitting there not talking, she took the initiative to talk to Chihuo, as the saying goes, don't hit smiling faces.Besides, Nuwa has a special bonus in Chi Huo's heart, and it's been a long time since Gourd was there. The relationship between the two female cultivators quickly became harmonious, and they made an appointment for the next reunion. Nuwa sat down contentedly, and gave Tongtian a smug look.

Tong Tian thought that Nuwa was hinting that he should work harder, so he asked Chi Huo, "When can I eat your food again?"

Chi Huo himself hadn't cooked for a long time, and his hands were itchy when Tong Tian asked, "We'll leave after the sermon."

Nuwa smiled stiffly.

After a while, Yao Chi brought in two more people, one Chi Huo knew him, but the other Chi Huo didn't know Hong Yun who had saved her back then.The other party was dressed in a black robe and had a gloomy look, like a debt collector who would climb the window in the middle of the night if someone owed him karma.Chi Huo didn't want to talk to her very much, she was just about to say a few words to Hong Yun, but Hong Yun had already sat down and asked Chi Huo to sit with him.

Chihuo: ...

Can't you just say a few words to me and sit down later?

Seeing Hongyun sitting down, Kunpeng unceremoniously took the last seat.In this way, there are people on all six futons, and more and more people come. Chi Huo intends to call Kong Xuan in, but a group of people come in behind, and one of them is Donghuang Taiyi. Seeing that Chi Huo is about to go out Puzzled, "Fellow Daoists, don't you listen to the sermon?"

Chi Huo recognized Donghuang Taiyi, "I'll go for a walk."

Dong Huang Tai said, "It is still important to listen to the truth."

After finishing speaking, he took Chi Huo and walked back, seeing the people on the futon thought that Chi Huo was afraid that they would steal the gourd, so he kindly said, "Fellow Daoist, don't be afraid, they don't dare to make trouble in Zixiao Palace."

Chihuo: Have you misunderstood something?

Just when several people looked at each other, two more people entered the hall, and saw that there were people on the six futons, one of them was crying, "Brother, it's pity that we came from the west so far away, and we don't even have a seat. "

The other person was also sad, "Our lives are miserable, and we are not blessed to enjoy the seats in Zixiao Palace. Forget it, I have no destiny in the West, and I have no chance to listen to the sermon. Junior brother, let's go."

Chi Huo was overjoyed when he saw these two, isn't this the western duo?She took a look and saw Zhunti hugging another old man and weeping. There was a large area beside him, and it was obvious that other people didn't want to talk to them very much.

When everyone was watching with cold eyes, Chi Huo walked to the front of the hall and said loudly, "Fellow Taoist, please move over here, I have a seat here."

Zhunti was overjoyed when he heard that, thinking that Nuwa among the six had given up his seat, he led the guide to the front of the hall and saw that Chi Huo was standing in front of the hall, with his back leading to the back hall, and smiled at Zhunti.

"Fellow Taoists have traveled thousands of miles to Zixiao Palace, why not go to the back garden of Zixiao Palace to have a rest and have a cup of tea before leaving."

Don't you want to go?Come in and have a cup of tea before you go.

I'll mention you here!

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