I cook food in Honghuang

To recruit disciples from the human race, you must at least say hello to Nuwa.The establishment of a religion is very similar to a certain organization in later generations. They all set up a facade, and then send two beautiful girls to greet everyone.

Come on, sir, be happy.

Of course, Sanqing’s sect has a relatively high standard of sectarianism. It belongs to a high-end club. If you want to enter, you have to pay a fee.

Sanqing and Nuwa have a good relationship. When Sanqing accepted his disciples, Nuwa was very straightforward and even asked Daotong to bring him a gift.It is said that congratulations to Sanqing Lijiao, Party A and Party B are all happy, and it belongs to the series of hello and me.

Zhunti and Jieying are more unfortunate. When they become saints, they will focus on fighting with the ancestor Styx, and pack the Asura clan back to Lingshan in retaliation.

Where are the congregation?

This issue has been raised and discussed for a long time. At first, I started to walk around, meet old acquaintances, and asked if I had any plans to move recently.Later, seeing that there was no effect, the goal was slightly lowered, and some monks who were successful but not very good were selected.The two saints were still able to bluff some monks who had never seen the world, and the other party left happily, and quit after arriving at Lingshan.

The reason is that those Asuras are seducing others all day long.It's okay once or twice, but if there are too many times, people think that the Western religion has no future, so they might as well go to Penglai to try their luck, in case they are so cute that the leader of the Tongtian religion takes a fancy to them.

Get that angry.Now Maria proposed to him to accept human mixed blood. After discussing with the two top leaders of Lingshan, she felt that the plan was feasible, so she went to Wa Palace.

After Zhunti and the guide left, Maria contacted Chi Huo and said that Zhunti had come to accept apprentices, so don't make things difficult for him.

Chi Huo said: No problem, I have already communicated with Nuwa, and Nuwa has expressed her great support for the West, and is willing to contribute her own strength to the great development of the West, as much as the degree of love can be raised, and Sanqing will never intervene .

Maria said quietly, I'm not worried about Sanqing, I mean, don't embarrass him.

Chi Huo, who was drinking tea and eating melon seeds in Wa Palace, paused and said calmly, you still don't understand me?

Maria replied that she was worried because she knew too well.

Chi Huo was very sad when he was scorned by his good corpse, one or two were like this, and did he regard himself as the deity.

Then hold the melon and squat in the back hall to listen to the corner of the wall.

Outside Nuwa warmly received Zhunti and Jieying, and said with a smile, "What wind brought you here?"

Zhun returned the gift, "I haven't seen Senior Sister for a long time, I miss you very much."

Nuwa's smile froze. What is long time no see? I haven't seen you since the third sermon in Zixiao Palace, okay?Although they are both registered disciples of the Taoist ancestor, their relationship is not much better. For example, Sanqing is the biological son of the Taoist ancestor, and her Nuwa was born to his ex-wife. It's true that you don't have to worry about food and clothing, but it can be said to hug and hold high.Nu Wa is definitely thinking too much.

It was even worse for the quasi-promotion and reception. This pair was sent as a phone fee and was ignored.

Nuwa is very smart, she took the initiative to get close to Tongtian in Sanqingli, she has a good relationship with Youchihuo, and now she is living a nourishing life.As for whether you want to recharge the phone bill or not.Nu Wa would rather think about Di Jun.

Therefore, in Nuwa's ears, Zhunti means being courteous for nothing, either adultery or robbery.

Nuwa smiled softly, "Junior Brother is joking."

The implication is to fart quickly.

Zhunti said, "Since I established religion in the West, the human race has not yet been educated by me in the West."

Nuwa was full of energy and knew the important point was coming.

Zhunti said, "Brother and I want to teach others, and share the worries of the senior sister."

This sounds fine, except that Zhunti's expression is not in place, not like someone who came to beg for help, but someone who came to show mercy.

Nuwa was upset.Thinking to myself, you must be planning something, and the guy who made a big wish and sent it to 48 heavenly dao didn't recognize it, and the guy who became a saint depends on taking a loan from the heavenly dao, actually looks down on me, a saint who bought a house with all the money.

The expression changed immediately, and he said coldly, "Humans don't need to worry about the younger brother."

Zhun thought to himself, Nu Wa is too disrespectful, you, a guy who relies on merit to become a saint, is not enough to stand in front of my senior brother, yet you have the face to show your face here, do you think he is the demon emperor Jun?I tried my best to please you, the only monster saint.

The two were unhappy with each other, Jieyin was afraid that Zhunti would increase the hatred value, so he hurriedly said, "Senior sister misunderstood, Zhunti is also worried about senior sister."

Thinking of what Chi Huo said, Nuwa's expression slowed down a little, and she pretended to take the opportunity to go down the steps of the guide, covered her sleeves and smiled, "I'm also worried about the human race, afraid that they will join some unpopular sect and go on the right path. Junior brother has a son and a half daughter, so he will definitely understand my painstaking efforts as a mother."

The corner of Jieyin's mouth twitched, not knowing whether Nuwa was scolding them or the West.Fortunately, Nuwa quickly said, "There is indeed a lack of monks on the human side."

There is something interesting about Zhunti and Jieyin.

Nuwa sighed, "In my eyes, there is no distinction between good and bad human races. The Yuan Shi of the Sanqing insisted on his status and was unwilling to educate the human race. I have said it several times, both openly and secretly, and this Yuan Shi still put me down. It is really hateful."

Zhun Ti nodded, feeling that Yuan Shi was shameless, and it was like pulling two hundred and five all day long, but it wasn't that bad.

Nuwa continued, "Although I am the mother of the human race, after all, I have no ability to separate myself, and I am entangled with the monster race, so it is really difficult to make a move. I wanted to ask Sister Chi Huo to help me educate the human race..."

You must be in a hurry, "I'm coming!"

Nuwa blinked, as if she didn't understand.

Zhunti said, "I am willing to educate the human race for my senior sister."

These words are much nicer than before, and the attitude is also sincere.Nuwa chuckled, "How can I embarrass the younger brother, the younger brother is a person with a heavy burden on his body."

Zhunti said righteously, "It is my task to educate the human race."

Cheap Sanqing can't be cheap Chihuo. If this guy accumulates great merit by establishing a religion, he might become a saint.Thinking about Chi Huo's current merits and virtues, he will be able to repay them after becoming a saint. Zhunti gritted his teeth and swore a heavy oath in front of Nuwa, "Please rest assured, senior sister, the affairs of the human race are the affairs of my Western religion."

Nuwa twitched the corners of her mouth. She thought she wanted a basket of words to talk about Zhunti, but she didn't expect to jump down when she heard Chihuo Zhunti. Zhunti had true love for Chihuo.

Nuwa, "It would be great if Junior Brother is willing. It's just that I have one more request."

Zhunti breathed a sigh of relief, "Sister, please tell me."

Nuwa frowned and said worriedly, "Our human race is closely related to the demon race and the witch race, and we have given birth to many half-demon and half-witch children. Although these children are not as good as the pure demon race and witch race, their life expectancy is longer than that of the human race. , excellent aptitude, I wanted them to learn from Penglai, but you also know that Yuan Shi most despises those who were born with a bad background, and rejected these mixed blood. Right now, I have nowhere to live, which makes my heart ache."

Zhunti and Jieyin looked at each other, why Nuwa also talked about mixed blood, it could be a trap.

Nuwa wiped away tears that did not exist, "To be honest, these children are half-monster and half-witch. The monster race and witch race don't recognize them, and the human race doesn't know them. I went back to Buzhou Mountain and saw that life was even hard. If you can I can’t thank you enough for taking in these kids.”

At the end, Nuwa was really moved to tears. What happened to the half-demon and half-witch? This is her child too. You can't just ignore it if you say it was sent as a phone bill. She is not the stepmother Hongjun.

Hearing that Nüwa owed her karma, she was overjoyed, and just about to respond, she said, "I'll check it out with my senior sister, and if it's suitable, I'll take it to the west."

It's not suitable to be pulled down, and they are not being taken advantage of, they can carry everything.

Nuwa nodded, swept her eyes across the apse, and followed Zhunti and Jieyin away.

After the three of them left, Chi Huo slowly came out from the apse, holding a half-eaten melon, and sighed in his heart, "I don't want to give you a favor for nothing. No wonder Maria is so worried."

I don't think it's because I'm used to cheating.

Just as she was about to leave, a little boy ran up behind him. He was very lively, and he was not afraid when he saw Chi Huo. The handicraft several times."

Seeing that the little boy spoke straightforwardly and was not afraid of strangers, Chi Huo said with a smile, "It's fine if you want me to stay, you have to tell me your name."

The little boy stuck out his tongue, "My name is Ling Zhuzi."

A few Taoist boys beside him were trembling, "This spirit bead has just transformed into shape, and it doesn't know the rules, so don't blame me, my lord."

Chi Huo smiled and said, "It's okay, I don't know that Nuwa misses my craftsmanship unless he tells me, you tell Empress Nuwa, as long as she is willing to come, I, Yingzhou, welcome her at any time."

After speaking, he left a box of delicious food for Lingzhuzi, and only remembered who Lingzhuzi was when he got home.

Isn't this Nezha's past life?

It is also said that when Zhunti and his party arrived at the foot of Buzhou Mountain, the three of them turned into ordinary monks and walked among the tribes of the three tribes. They saw many mixed blood doing coolies in the two clans of liches. If they moved slowly, they were whipped.Knowing that what Nuwa said is true, I asked the three races again, but all ignored the mixed blood, Zhunti and Jieyin discussed it, and decided to preach here and extradite these mixed blood to the West.

Nuwa heard the thoughts of the two, her eyes were reddish, and she bowed softly, "Thank you two brothers."

Somewhere, Zhunti and Jieying felt that Nuwa owed the West a cause and effect, and they were overjoyed and devoted themselves to preaching.The two of them sat in the fields, and they didn't worry whether anyone would pay attention to them.It started like this. At first, some human races gathered together, and they found it boring to listen to, and soon dispersed. Those mixed races were touched by what they heard, so they sat down and listened to Zhunti’s sermon. Gradually, a large group of mixed races gathered in front of Zhunti. Zhunti itself is even more shining with golden light, which is extraordinary.

He saw that this group of mixed races were fascinated by what they heard, what's more, he was suddenly enlightened, he was overjoyed, and thought to himself that his comprehension was really excellent.Even more attentively, this sermon does not last for a short while, three to five years is a common occurrence, this group of half-breeds sits here to listen to the sermon, no one is working, the supervisor ran over to see, okay, two bald donkeys are doing trouble here .Now go back and report to the patriarch.

The patriarch of the Yao clan arrived first. He was shocked to find that Zhunti and Jieyin were preaching here. He is preaching, but he said that there are two Taoists poaching corners, and the focus is still on poaching mixed blood.

The witch clan and the monster clan have been fighting for years, and some weapons need to be tempered. If the monster clan builds them themselves, it feels like a waste of combat power. The frontline combat power is insufficient and needs support.Later, it was discovered that these mixed-races had rough skin and thick flesh, so they were asked to bear most of the coolies.As for the foreman of Nantianmen who received the report, he was scolded by Di Jun because Lu Ya was lost last time.Now when they heard that someone dared to touch their arsenal, the foreman led his troops to kill them immediately.

Seeing that Zhunti and Jieying were no more than two ordinary monks, he didn't take it seriously, he motioned his subordinates to arrest the half-blood, and walked up to Zhunti arrogantly, "Don't take a pee and look at yourself, who dares to preach in the Yaozu territory? Give your courage, Daozu?"

After that, all the monsters laughed.Zhunti and Jieying's faces were ugly, Zhunti was about to make trouble for this group of monsters, when he was pressed by Jieyin, Jieyin came out and said, "I want to save them to the land of bliss, and I hope it will be convenient."

The foreman picked out his ears, turned around and asked the Yaozu behind him, "Where is the land of bliss?"

All the monster races said they didn't know, and some said it was Tianting. They talked a lot and made fun of Zhunti and Jieyin.Jieyin's expression darkened, and he and Zhunti exchanged a glance, just about to reveal their original bodies, the foreman drew out his sword, and dozens of mixed-race heads fell to the ground, splashing blood on the spot.

"I have sent them to Elysium."

Zhunti was furious, and sacrificed the wonderful tree of seven treasures to wipe out the lives of several people on the spot, and left with the rest of the mixed blood.

When they arrived at Lingshan, Maria saw that Zhunti was followed by a few half-bloods, very few, so she asked, "What's going on?"

Didn't Chi Huo say it's not embarrassing to mention it?

Zhunti said nothing, pulled him into the apse, and said harshly. "This monster clan is really hateful. They are domineering because of the presence of Dijun and Donghuang Taiyi. Dogs look down on people."

Jieyin was silent for a while, and after listening to Zhunti's scolding, he said, "That monster general has a lot of cultivation and has an official position. I'm afraid Di Jun will come to Xingshi to question him."

Zhunti said with a sullen face, "Dijun is no more than a mere quasi-sage, so there is nothing to be afraid of."

After finishing speaking, he felt unable to swallow his breath. He and Jieyin were also saints, but they were slapped in the face by a little demon clan and even killed the congregants who were determined to follow him. The anger rose in his heart, and he stood up suddenly, with eyes full of tears. After a gloomy day, "Didn't he, Emperor Jun, want to come to Xingshi to inquire about his crimes? I'll let him burn out, and he will not be able to protect himself!"

Receiving and comforting, "Junior Brother, why do you and I meddle in the Yaozu matter?"

Zhunti pointed to the mixed blood outside and said, "His monster race has bullied me, Xixi, how can I bear it!"

Sure enough, Zhunti's killing of the Yaozu was reported to Dijun. Dijun was very angry when he heard that, and planned to clean up the West. The Eastern Emperor Taiyi persuaded, "The two of them never came to the East. They suddenly appeared in Buzhou Mountain. The conspiracy of the witch clan."

Di Jun thought about it for a reason. Right now the relationship between the Liches and Demons is tense, and the war is imminent. It is not worthwhile to lose troops and horses for irrelevant people, so he said, "This matter is temporarily pressed, and we can discuss it after we find out the situation."

After the court meeting dissipated, Di Jun chatted with Donghuang Taiyi, complaining about the loneliness in his boudoir, "Xihe went to Tanggu again, it seems that he doesn't want me as a husband anymore."

Last time when Lu Ya was lost, Xi He became suspicious. Di Jun saw that she was restless day and night, so he simply asked her to put the child in Tanggu, a remote place where few creatures enter, and the hibiscus trees in Tanggu are not afraid of the real fire of the sun or A few little bastards burned out.

Dong Huangtai smiled and said, "Sister-in-law is also concerned about nephews, and when they transform successfully, they will be able to return to heaven."

Di Jun's face is quite proud, the ten sons are his most proud works, each of them has inherited his bloodline, ascended to the nine heavens like a round of red sun reflecting the sky, it can be seen that the potential is limitless, when they become adults in the future, these ten sons will be monsters The biggest killer of the Wu Clan, the eradication of the Wu Clan is just around the corner.

Just as they were talking, Xi He came with Chang Xi, and talked about what happened in Tanggu, "Lu Ya is a mischievous kid, he keeps making noises about going to Yingzhou, and even says he doesn't want to go back to Heaven."

Mentioning Lu Ya Dijun gave me a headache, and now I heard my stupid son still chanting Chi Huo, and said with a black face, "Then don't go back to heaven for the rest of your life."

Xi He couldn't stop laughing. She had been running back and forth in the Tanggu Heavenly Court for the past few days, and she was already exhausted. Di Jun felt sorry for Xi He, and took his beloved wife back to the back hall to rest, leaving Donghuang Taiyi and Chang Xi behind.

"Humph!"

"Humph!"

But in Tanggu, the nine little golden crows were standing on the hibiscus tree and chirping. Xi He left after seeing them fall asleep. But when Xi He left, they all came alive, jumping around on the hibiscus tree, making fun of Lu Lu who was under the tree. pressure.

Lu Ya didn't bother to pay attention to the nine elder brothers, holding the Qiankun bag and weeping silently.I scolded Di Jun a thousand times and ten thousand times in my heart, hating Di Jun for taking away all his desserts.

Seeing that Lu Ya hadn't spoken for a long time, the elder brother took the initiative to ask, "Lu Ya, is Yingzhou so fun?"

Lu Ya snorted, "Of course it's fun, it's a hundred times more fun than Tianting." He took the Qiankun bag and told them about the happy days in Yingzhou.

The other little golden crows were very envious when they heard it, and wanted to go to Yingzhou to play, but Ke Xihe ordered them not to run around.He could only mutter twice, scratching and scratching the cat's paw in his heart, and someone almost let the kitten out.

Little Golden Crow played around for a while, and a middle-aged man came from a distance, with an ordinary appearance and plain clothes, revealing poverty in his attire.He approached the hibiscus tree and said with a smile, "I've seen some princes."

Little Golden Crow is not afraid when meeting strangers, you keep saying, "It must be from Father Huang."

"It looks so ugly."

"Why didn't you send Sister Chang Xi here?"

"He must have been sent here because he was too ugly."

Zhunti smiled stiffly, thinking to himself that these little bastards have no tutors, how can they criticize others' appearance casually face to face.

Don't you know that spiritual beauty is popular now?

After the little Jinwu had finished discussing, the eldest brother said, "What's the matter with you?"

Zhunti swept away all the golden crows, saw Lu Ya lying under the tree alone, ignored them, and said to the other nine, "I'm afraid the prince doesn't know that the witch clan is so bold that it doesn't count who killed the monster clan. Your Majesty, because of Daozu's face, it is not easy to attack the Wu Clan, and he is currently in a state of desperation, so there is no way to come here."

As soon as the little Golden Crow was furious, the real fire of the sun on the hibiscus tree was constantly gushing out, Zhunti took a few steps back, hearing that the little Golden Crow was looking for a place, pretended to be anxious and said, "Your Highness, please, if you make any mistake, it will be the responsibility of the entire heavenly court." loss."

Lu Ya nodded, thinking that what Zhunti said was reasonable, "Father and Uncle Taiyi will solve this matter. If we run away, Father will beat us."

After that, he held his buttocks, feeling that it was too bad for him to transform in advance, the brothers' buttocks were not easy to spank, so he spanked him.

As soon as the elder brother heard it made sense, he told the younger brothers, "Yes, we won't go, or the tenth brother's ass will bloom."

To mention:  …

The other brothers laughed again, talking about Lu Ya's embarrassing incident, the ten brothers had a good time, put Zhunti aside, and forgot all about it.

Zhunti secretly hated himself for his slip of the tongue, and said, "His Royal Highness..."

The eldest brother wondered, "Why don't you leave? Well, I understand. I will mention you to the queen mother and ask the queen mother to reward you with something. By the way, do you want a magic weapon or an official position?"

Zhunti: Thank you!

Zhunti was so enraged that he could die, with a look of anger on his face, "You don't know, the witch clan is against the Queen of Heaven..."

All the Golden Crows were whetted and asked what they wanted to do to Xi He.

Zhunti seemed to be unbearable to be humiliated, so he gritted his teeth and said, "The twelve patriarchal witches saw the beauty of the Queen of Heaven, and threatened to take the Queen of Heaven away and give the Demon Emperor a cuckold."

Now the little golden crows could bear it, all the feathers of the birds were blown up, and the whole Tanggu was shining brightly like the sun, and Zhunti was so illuminated that he couldn't open his eyes. He closed his eyes subconsciously, and heard a golden crow yell, " Let's go, let's show the color of those witches."

Zhunti was overjoyed in his heart, when he opened his eyes, there was no shadow of the little golden crow on the hibiscus tree, and Lu Ya under the tree was dumbfounded.Zhun Ti guessed that Lu Ya was also one of the Golden Crows, stepped forward and asked maliciously, "Why doesn't His Royal Highness go?"

Lu Ya would never say that he was too fat in his original form and was ridiculed by his brother, so he has been refusing to change into his original form.Seeing Zhunti's pressing step by step, he clings to the hibiscus tree and cried, "You, you... are not from the Heavenly Court. I want to sue the queen mother."

When Lu Ya said that he would not let Lu Ya go, he saw a Qiankun bag hanging around Lu Ya's neck, with the breath of Chi Huo on it, and laughed wildly in his heart when he thought of the rumors about Chi Huo and Donghuang Taiyi over the years.Chi Huo, Chi Huo, even though your egg is a good corpse, I have discovered the evils of you and Dong Huangtai's life.I think you have a close relationship with the West, since you can't go to the West, let this child take your place.

He turned into his original body, waved his long sleeves, and captured Lu Ya away.

And Chi Huo, who was called to Zixiao Palace, wanted to cry when facing Hongjun.

"My lord, I really didn't cause trouble."

It was Maria's idea that the Western duo went to Buzhou Mountain, it had nothing to do with her, she was innocent.

Hongjun smiled slightly, "I'll teach you how to kill yourself."

The author has something to say:

Forum: reopened?Ecstasy

1L: Emma has held me back for a long time, do you know the latest gossip?Lu Yadaojun's biological parents

2L: I vote for Dijun

3L: A second of pity for the Eastern Emperor

4L: The melon eaters are watching...

5L: There is nothing to guess about this matter. Most of Dijun has reincarnated as Lu Yadaojun’s son. It must be Dijun.

6L: Donghuang Dao also reincarnated as the son of Daojun Lu Ya, and he still stands in Donghuang Dao

7L: I heard from an elder that the eldest son of the Eastern Emperor has another person named Hongyun

8L: Upstairs you seem to be making me laugh

9L: Speaking from his own experience, he used to work in Nantianmen, and the ancestor of Hongyun really called Donghuang Daddy

10L: Damn it!

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