I cook food in Honghuang

Let’s say that Hongyun went to the Heavenly Court to hand over the little Golden Crow. The demon generals of the South Heaven Gate saw Hongyun’s face, and stopped Hongyun out of duty, “Who are you?”

Hong Yun held out the little Golden Crow in his arms, and said very politely, "I am Chongming, and I am here to return the little Golden Crow."

The little Golden Crow lying in Hongyun's hand flapped its wings. It originally wanted to fly up and breathe fire at the impolite monster general, but it has been neglecting exercise recently, and it is not full of food, and its strength is exhausted.

It's definitely not something too fat to fly.

The demon general hurriedly invited Hongyun in, and he had already passed to notify Dijun. You must know that the heavens have been turned upside down, and everyone is looking for the little Jinwu.Di Jun even scolded the monsters one by one, especially those in charge of Nantianmen. The boss was scolded bloody by Di Jun, and they were scolded by the boss.

Yaosheng feels wronged.

Di Jun was comforting the crying Xi He in the apse, saying that if he couldn't find it today, he would use He Tu Luo Shu to calculate, catch the thief, and make him disappear.Nine little golden crows chattered beside him, and they all came to comfort Xi He.

Donghuang Taiyi stood on the side, "Why don't I take someone to look for it again."

Di Jun sighed, and the whole heaven turned over and shook again, if he could find it, he would have found it long ago.Judging from this situation, there is no doubt that someone stole the little Golden Crow.

"Go ahead."

The Eastern Emperor Tai nodded and was about to go out when a servant came to report, "Your Majesty, the tenth prince has returned."

As soon as Xi He stopped crying, he pushed Di Jun away and hurried out with his skirt up, while the little golden crows were flying and jumping nearby, some of them expressed their dissatisfaction.Di Jun smiled and said, "Don't blame your mother, she is also worried about Lu Ya."

He waved a real sun fire and wrapped the nine little golden crows in it to prevent them from running around again.

When the two came to the main hall, Xi He had already arrived one step ahead, holding Lu in his arms and crying.Laughing and cursing at the same time, "Naughty, you are not allowed to go out next time."

Lu Ya chirped twice, Di Jun frowned slightly, looked up to see Xiao Lu Ya in Xihe's hand, and froze on the spot.

This is not his son, this is clearly a chicken!

Di Jun was extremely dissatisfied with his son being fed into a fat chicken, and turned his head to get angry at this person, which was wrong.This breath, this appearance, how does it look like the illegitimate child he gave birth to by fooling around outside.

Hong Yun didn't know that Di Jun's mind had already gone to Zixiao Palace. Seeing Xi He and Lu Ya's mother and son enjoying themselves, she said with a smile, "I'm leaving, you have to be good."

Dijun stepped forward to stop Hongyun, and put aside his extra thoughts to express his gratitude to Hongyun, "Fellow Daoist sent my beloved son home, and Dijun is very grateful. Please stay a moment, Fellow Daoist, and let me express my gratitude."

Hongyun possesses the real fire of the sun, and has a good impression of Dijun, who is a three-legged golden crow, "The demon emperor doesn't have to be like this."

Dong Huangtai looked up and down with Hong Yun, "Are you that black bird egg?"

He remembered that Chi Huo said that Xuanniaodan was the reincarnation of Hongyun, and now looking at the young man in red, there was indeed a bit of Hongyun's shadow in his brows.Such a powerful person, who is expected to become the No.8 saint, has been reduced to such a field, and has completely forgotten his previous life. I don't know whether it is good or bad.

Hong Yun smiled, with a contented brow, as if Zixiao Palace gave a sermon for the first time back then, and it was indescribably free and easy, "I am Chongming, I heard from Fellow Daoist Chi Huo that in the past, Fellow Daoist Tai was very helpful to Chongming. Thank you, Friend Taiyi, I will use it again in the future and come to help me.”

The speaking personality is exactly the same, Donghuang Taiyi is even more sure of guessing in his mind.He hinted that Di Jun should let him go quickly, otherwise Hong Yun would be reincarnated again if Kunpeng saw him.

Di Jun thought that his younger brother would never forget his old love for Chi Huo, and after counting the time, Lu Ya had been in the Lower Realm for more than half a year, so it was not surprising that he could eat like this.He didn't have a good look at Hong Yun at the moment, "The matter of my Golden Crow clan has nothing to do with Fellow Daoists."

Xi He was dissatisfied, and looked at Di Jun angrily, and smiled at Hong Yun, "I fell in love with you the moment I saw you, why don't you stay in the Heavenly Court for a few more days."

Lu Ya agreed, and hoped that Brother Chongming would not leave.

Hong Yun sent Lu Ya back to Heaven because Lu Ya made a fuss as soon as he left, and Chi Huo couldn't help it, so Hong Yun was sent to Heaven. Before leaving, he told him not to stay in Heaven, because she would not solve any troubles. Your godfather Kong Xuan is also very angry.Because the body is a mysterious bird, Hong Yun has a natural affection for Kong Xuan.Thinking that Kong Xuan might get angry, Hong Yun refused, "It's not very good..."

Xi He took Hong Yun's hand, "Don't worry about Di Jun, he doesn't entertain you in the front hall, I entertain you in the back hall, I have nine sons, all as lovely as Lu Ya, they must be very happy to see you. "

After all, she looked at Hongyun up and down, and the more she looked at Hongyun, the more satisfied she was. In her heart, her son would be like Hongyun when he grew up, handsome and handsome.

His wife took care of Yan Dijun: "Xihe..."

Xi He's beautiful eyes swept away, he didn't care about Di Jun, and led Hong Yun to the apse.

Di Jun was very depressed, "What did I do wrong?"

The Eastern Emperor Taiyi frowned slightly, and instead of explaining Hongyun's identity to Di Jun, he just said, "Sister-in-law is also on a whim, brother, you are so kind to entertain Chongming, make sister-in-law happy, and then send someone to send Chongming away."

Di Jun thought it was reasonable, and thought that Donghuang Taiyi finally wanted to let it go and stopped being infatuated with Chi Huo, so he patted Donghuang Taiyi on the shoulder and comforted him, "Everyone of the Qingqiu fox clan is beautiful, if you like it, just tell me, I will hold a wedding for you."

Inexplicably being stuffed with a fox, Donghuang Taiyi was upset and asked Di Jun to stop his love for a blind date, "I asked Nuwa about the marriage, and Nuwa said that I and Chang Xi were a good match."

Di Jun immediately changed his words, "You are still young, so don't rush to find a partner."

Just kidding, if the two of them live together, does he still want his heavenly court?

Let's say that Xihe took Hongyun to the back hall, when the nine little golden crows saw their younger brother coming back, they rushed forward one after another, chirping and chattering.Lu Ya was very happy to see his elder brothers, and he started howling after a while, crying and shouting that he didn't want his elder brother, but Chongming.

Xi He poked Lu Ya's bulging neck, "How much did Immortal Chi Huo feed you?"

It's only been half a day, but he has doubled in weight.She also saw a Qiankun bag hanging around Lu Ya's neck, and she took it off to see that it was full of desserts.Just the variety made Xi He dazzled, no wonder he ate like this, Xi He put away the Qiankun bag, his brows stood erect, "Don't eat any more."

As soon as Lu Ya heard that his dessert was gone, he screamed anxiously, trying to fly over to grab the bag from Xihe, but flapped his wings but couldn't fly, and the nine brothers beside him couldn't stop laughing when they saw it.Lu Ya was angry and anxious, and felt a real energy flowing in his body, going straight to his lower abdomen. He had never felt such an itchy and painful feeling, but he didn't care about anything, and struggled to go to Xihe.

Seeing that Xi He was about to hand the bag to Di Jun, he subconsciously stretched out his hand, grasped the bag firmly, and said in a correct tone, "This is mine."

A chubby little hand grabs the Qiankun bag, and looking there, the lotus root-like arms and the fleshy face are transformed into a human form for the first time, and they don't know how to cover their bodies with clothes. They are all naked from the belly down. I'm so ashamed.

It doesn't matter that Xi and Taiyi are from their own family, there is Chong Ming watching over them.How decent is it for a majestic monster prince to walk a bird in broad daylight!Di Jun said with a sullen face, "What do you look like, go back to me."

After all, he forcibly took away the universe bag, leaving no half of the dessert.

Lu Ya pursed his lips and saw Xihe also standing beside Di Jun, lying down on the ground, crying loudly, "Father is a big villain, mother and queen are little villains. No father and mother, but sister Chi Huo and Chongming elder brother."

Di Jun's face darkened, and regardless of Hong Yun's presence, he rolled up his sleeves and grabbed Lu Ya, slapped Lu Ya's ass with his big palm, and said viciously, "Let's talk!"

Lu Ya clutched his hot ass, hating his father deeply, thinking of all the benefits of being in Yingzhou, a surge of enthusiasm surged up in his chest, and he opened his mouth and sprayed it on Di Jun's face.

"Shut up, that's your father!"

On the first day of the return of the ten princes of the demon clan, Di Jun's hairstyle that he had maintained for tens of thousands of years was gone.

After spraying the real sun fire in his body, Lu Ya felt a little sleepy. Xi He wanted to hug him, but Lu Ya turned his head and refused. Donghuang Taiyi smiled and said, "Let me do it."

Unexpectedly, Lu Ya kicked Donghuang Taiyi away, hugged Hongyun's thigh with his hands and feet, pointed at Donghuangtai, "Uncle Taiyi, you little villain."

After he finished speaking, he pointed at his elder brothers, such as the little villain of the eldest brother, and the little villain of the second brother. When he counted to the fifth brother, Lu Ya's face wrinkled.

He can't remember.

Hong Yun couldn't stop laughing, picked up Lu Ya and transformed into a bellyband for him to put on, "Don't make trouble."

Lu Ya snorted twice, "Father is bad."

Hong Yun replied seriously, "Your father is afraid that you will eat all of it in one day, and there will be no more in the future, so I will help you take care of it."

Lu Ya was dubious, "He still hit me."

Hong Yun said, "That's because you don't wear clothes when you change form."

Lu Ya believed it was true, and sneaked a look at Di Jun, who gave Di Jun a stare, and reluctantly said, "I can wear it."

He touched the bellyband on his body, his little head couldn't figure out the difference between the transformed form and the non-transformed one. When he was not transformed, sister Chihuo and brother Tongtian praised him for being good-looking, but his father scolded him for not wearing clothes when he was transformed.

Adults are really hard to understand.

He lay on Hongyun's shoulder and thought for a while, and couldn't help but yawned, no matter where he was, he narrowed his eyes and fell asleep.

Seeing that Lu Ya was asleep, Hong Yun handed over the person to Xi He, but Di Jun lost his hairstyle when Lu Ya made a fuss, and he was not in the mood to treat Hong Yun. Donghuang Taiyi led Hong Yun to the South Heaven Gate. Before leaving, Hong Yun turned to Lu Ya. Extremely reluctant, with a lot of nostalgia on his face.Seeing this, Dong Huangtai's heart moved slightly, and he chatted with Hong Yun about the recent situation in Yingzhou.

Hong Yun answered one by one, saying that Chi Huo would occasionally go back to Penglai to visit the disciples of the Three Religions and discuss the Dao with Sanqing. Most of them would make desserts for Lu Ya in the kitchen and watch himself and Lu Ya with Tong Tian.

Donghuang Taiyi felt sour when he heard it, and saw Hongyun longing for family affection, "You and I are not related to father and son, if you want, you can call me dad in private."

Mother is Chi Huo, who happens to be a family.The Eastern Emperor Taiyi thought happily.

After talking about the Heavenly Court, let’s talk about the Western Lingshan.

A female cultivator was sitting on a lotus platform, her eyes were half downcast, she didn't wear any makeup, she didn't wear any color, her expression was either happy or sad, and her tone showed pity for all things.She concentrated on reciting the Heart Sutra and immersed herself in the enlightenment of Buddhism.Recite the Heart Sutra day and night, and the sound resounds throughout the Lingshan Mountain.Asura listened and found that his Taoism had risen a lot, he spontaneously sat around the stage, more and more Asura were attracted, and finally Zhunti and Yingying also came.

"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, if you practice the deep prajna paramita for a long time, you will see that all five aggregates are empty, and you will overcome all hardships."

Looking at the female cultivator on the lotus platform, Zhunti's expression was particularly tangled.Regardless of Maria's identity, she has a firm heart towards the Buddha. The sun and the moon can learn from each other. When she was born, the Buddha's light filled the room, and the entire Lingshan creature celebrated her. She was born with great wisdom. A few words can enlighten Asura, so that He put down the butcher knife.

Zhunti was very troubled by this group of Asuras, each of them was born rebellious, and started a revolution in ten days and a half months, clamoring to return to the Nether Blood Sea.Due to the oath made by the ancestor Minghe, Zhunti didn't dare to let these goblins go back at all.He and Jieyin had been sanctified long ago and were not influenced by the ancestor Minghe, but the Western religion needs to develop and the team needs to expand. Not every new disciple is a natural born Buddha, and it is normal to have evil thoughts in the middle of the practice.In the past, he and Jieyin could be brainwashed, but now, hehe, if you have evil thoughts in your heart, I'm sorry, you can't become a Buddha.

So Zhunti finally tricked one or two monks, and the other party quit after half of his practice, saying that he could still attain the Tao if he could not become a Buddha.

Quasi-hate!

He actually made a wedding dress for Sanqing!

Zhunti wished to kill this group of Asuras, but no, the ancestor Minghe was determined to kill the Western Sect, and he did not hesitate to tie the Asura Sect and the Western Sect to the same boat. , Regardless of each other, if you want to touch me, first calculate how much blood you will vomit.

This feeling of being stuck in the throat, unable to spit out and swallow is too uncomfortable.

Before Maria was born, Zhunti and Jieying caught this group of Asuras brainwashing all day long. Judging from the number of job hoppers, the brainwashing effect is not very good.Don't worry about it, the life of Jiejiao and Xianjiao next door is flourishing, prosperous, and there are a lot of fish and meat.Their Western teaching is white porridge with pickles, not even a salted duck egg.

Zhunti heart bitter, Zhunti do not say.

Now comes Maria, who can enlighten the Asura clan.Zhunti almost took Maria's hand to thank her.

It would be even better if Maria wasn't Chihuo's good corpse.

It hurts to mention this quasi-mention.Whoever beheads three corpses lays three eggs!If he knew that this was Chi Huo's beheaded three corpses, he wouldn't steal eggs even if he killed Zhun Ti, not to mention being beaten up by Chi Huo and outsiders, and his senior brother's twelfth-rank lotus platform was also beheaded into nine-rank.

You must know that to establish a religion requires a magic weapon to suppress luck. The higher the level of the magic weapon, the better. Don’t you see Lao Tzu’s Tai Chi diagram and Yuanshi’s Pangu banner.As for Tongtian, this bastard actually set up his teaching with the Zhuxian Sword Formation, which cannot be broken by the four sages. Zhunti was angry and hated, and complained that Hongjun was partial and gave Tongtian so many magic weapons.I made a note of Tongtian in my heart, and then thought of the ninth-grade lotus platform that had three lotus flowers cut off, and the innate spirit treasure was downgraded, Zhunti wished to eat Chihuo.

Thinking about the relationship between Chihuo and Tongtian, even the ashram is so close, maybe it is Tongtian's conspiracy, remembering the Buddhist disciples who quit, they must mention hating Tongtian together, and even seeing Yuanshi and Laozi are not happy.

Today's Tongtian is also lying on the ground, gratifying to congratulate.

After being sanctified, Zhunti asked Chi Huo to set up a religion every day, and was always ready to make a big one.He calculated every day, month, month, year after year, and it turned out that Chi Huo was engaged in any culinary competition, and to join her class, he must know how to cook.Which monk knows how to cook these days, Zhunti thinks that Chi Huo has a deep scheming mind and will do anything to prevent him from teaching.

When Zhunti thinks of Jiupinliantai, he thinks of the precarious Western religion; when he thinks of Western religion, he thinks of Asura religion; when he thinks of Asura religion, he thinks of Mary; Tears freely.

The central idea is all Chi Huo's fault, Tong Tian is an unscrupulous villain.

Anyway, Chihuo and Tongtian are not good things in Zhunti's eyes.

At the beginning, he would leave an egg, but he originally thought of using the saint's ability to cover up the secret, so that Chi Huo could not figure out where his child was going.When the child is born, there will be a set of Western brainwashing methods.Let her work for the west, and when mother and son meet again in the future, Zhunti's heart will fly.

As a result, he was smeared by Tiandao's malice.

Doesn't Maria turn to Buddha? Yes!A sincere heart to the Buddha, for the sake of the great prosperity of the West, regardless of the sun and the moon, to enlighten the Ashura religion.Is Maria okay, okay!Born with great wisdom, what Hinayana Dharma and Mahayana Dharma are at your fingertips, you know more about Buddhism than Zhunti and Jieyin, the two leaders.Is Maria unfaithful? She swears to God that she will never rebel against Western religions, and she almost has a tattoo on her back dedicated to Buddha.

But Maria is Chi Huo's good corpse.

Zhunti was about to vomit to death.It would be a disaster to keep Maria, sooner or later, and it would be a pity to drive her away. She simply posed a difficult problem for Maria, when she became an Asura, she could join the religion.

Zhunti thought to himself, Asura has been in Lingshan for so long, how many times he has told Jieyin that he failed, so he does not believe that Maria can succeed.

Then Zhunti was slapped in the face.

Who is Maria, the good corpse of Chihuo.Who brought up the Asura family?Chi Huo's corpse was not white.Although the good corpse and the evil corpse have different personalities, the essence is still the same.It is not surprising that the Asura family is attracted to Maria.

Relying on her unusual relationship with Feibai, Maria quickly gained Asura's favor and worked hard to spread love and hope to them.In the ears of the crooked Asura, Maria's ideological policy is, comrades, we must wipe out the enemy one by one, recharge our batteries before the real dawn, and deliver a fatal blow to the evil West.

Asura thought it was very good, so he listened to Maria's advice.

Maria: ...Forget it, as long as you are happy.

Although Maria and Feibai have different thinking directions, the general policy remains the same, the sky is big and the earth is big, and the deity is the biggest.If you want to make a pit of fire, you have to act first. Feibai started with the ancestor of Styx and weakened the Western religion from the outside.Maria felt that these Asuras were too unlucky, they were trapped by Feibai so that they could not return to their homes, and they could not settle down in Lingshan. Let her give Asuras a happy and warm home.

As for whether to attack the Western religion from within, Chi Huo and Fei Bai both ignored this question.It means to be a leader or a Bodhisattva, Maria, as long as you are happy, the Western religion is a member of Taoism, they are all one family, and there is no distinction between the West and the East.

Maria was silent for a moment, and cut off the communication directly.

Beast!

Ninety-nine and eighty-one days later, Asura became enlightened and expressed his willingness to enter the Eight Divisions of Heaven and Dragons to protect the Dharma for my Buddha.The meaning of Tianlong Babu is, whoever bullies the boss, we will beat him; the boss wants to open up the territory, we will go first as the stormtroopers.

The Asura clan was born in the Nether Blood Sea. Needless to say, their combat power is also connected with the luck of the ancestors of Styx. Asura has done good deeds, and he is accumulating merit for the ancestors of Styx; Even on the head of Patriarch Styx.The more Asuras kill, the more karma the Patriarch Styx will have. Correspondingly, the Western Cult can suppress the Asura Cult, and only then will there be hope for great prosperity.

Don't be too happy.So when Maria asked if she could stay in Lingshan, Zhunti waved her hand and gave Maria a small hut full of natural atmosphere.

Maria: ...

After settling the Asura clan, Maria felt that the timing was about the same, and suggested that Zhun mention development to the east, such as Buzhou Mountain, such as Nuwa's human race.

Zhunti's eyes were dangerous, and he felt that Chi Huo was playing tricks on him.

Nuwa herself was the first to be sanctified, and she is also a demon clan. At present, the demon clan occupies half of the prehistoric country. They want wind, rain, and land and houses. Sorry, the name of the witch clan is on the property certificate.

The human race belongs to Nuwa, and it belongs to the demon race.Maria asked Zhunti to cheat the human race, no, save the human race.Zhunti felt that he would offend the Yaozu. He thought of Donghuang Taiyi's Donghuang Bell and subconsciously rubbed his chest.

Zhunti: Maria is really ambitious, and her heart can be punished.

Maria slowly opened her mouth, "It is fundamental to establish a strong religion, but right now the two clans of the Lich are strong, and it is difficult for the Lich clan to prove the way. In this way, there are only the Yaozu. The strong gathered in the Heavenly Court, fighting against the enemy, and they were determined to take down the Wu Clan. Even if there is a monster clan who can think of me to hide in the west, the Demon Emperor is afraid that he will not allow it."

Maybe you think that your intentions are sinister, and you actually went to my Yaozu to poach people.

The problem is that there are a lot of monster clans under Sanqing, especially Tongtian, most of them are from the monster clan, and all of them are successful in cultivation.

Zhunti felt that Dijun was bullying the weak, so he hugged Tongtian's thigh.

Zhunti said with a sullen face, "He reaches the sky..."

Maria directly strangled to death, "Sanqing is a direct disciple of the Taoist ancestor."

You give up.The Tongtian Empress is receiving the favor of the Taoist ancestor, so you must promise to be quiet.Otherwise, Empress Tongtian will cry and make troubles, and Daozu will give you a foot of red without explaining.

Zhunti's jealousy increased, and he secretly thought, if the three thousand disciples of Jiejiao can come to our west, we will be able to flourish in the west.

Tong Tian, ​​who had done nothing, was missed by Zhun Ti again.

Zhunti was very upset. To be honest, he looked down on the human race. The human race was weak and short-lived, so they were vulnerable.Let a large number of human races enter the west, I am afraid that after a hundred years, Lingshan will become a graveyard.

Maria smiled softly, "We don't need to go to the human race. The human race and the Lich race have been mixed for many years, and some hybrids have been born. This hybrid blood is slightly inferior to the Lich race, but its qualifications are much better than that of the human race. "

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