my boyfriend is not human
Chapter 9
The Pineapple 12 looks light and simple in appearance. "Listen to music, watch videos, read novels, send messages, make phone calls, map navigation, take pictures, surf the Internet, shop, and do anything."
"Show me." Asking Cheng Hao to unlock it, Yu Chuan fiddled with it for a long time, and roughly figured out the functions of mobile phones in this era.
"There are games on it, you can play it if you have nothing to do!"
"Games?" Yu Chuan flipped through the phone pages.
"Defend Watermelon, Happy Elixir, Plants vs. Vampires, Fight Landlords, King Pesticides... Try it, and I will teach you if you don't look back."
Yu Chuan tried to click on the last game, logged into Cheng Hao's account, and soon became addicted to it, unable to extricate himself.
"Cheng Hao, this man named 'Invincible Knife' said that I was a gift from an actor, what does that mean?"
"Ah?" Cheng Hao glanced at the screen, and after seeing his Sun Shangxiang's record of zero bars and sevens, he smacked his lips and said, "That means you beat him badly. Give me, and I will scold him for you."
"No, I'll go back myself!"
So Cheng Hao saw him open the on-screen keyboard viciously, and type a few words unskillfully: Don't talk nonsense!
As proud as ever.
When the record reached zero bar 34, the game was over, and as expected, one star was dropped, and was reported by teammates.
Yu Chuan said calmly, "This game is a bit of a challenge." But there was a thin layer of red behind his ears.
Cheng Hao hurriedly stopped him before he was about to start another round, "This rank is a bit difficult to play, you can create a new account to play!"
"Just now I didn't find the feeling, let me play again and I will definitely win!" Yu Chuan objected.
Cheng Hao changed his words, "The main reason is that there is a problem with the matching mechanism of this game. My account is always matched with a silly bird who likes to scold people. You see, that person just said you are an actor. If you create a new account, it will not work. You must be better than me!"
"Then...then help me create it." Yu Chuan felt that what he said was reasonable, so he stuffed the phone into his hand.
Cheng Hao took the phone, exited the game and re-entered it, it stopped when creating an ID, what should it be called?
Yu Chuan was determined to win, so he kept urging: "Hurry up, I have to continue."
Thinking of the Sun Shangxiang that Yu Chuan had just played with, Cheng Hao had no choice but to randomly type in a name: Cranky Miss.
"OK OK."
Yu Chuan didn't pay attention when he picked it up, he thought it was the name automatically given by the game, but when he saw the hero library, he immediately became dissatisfied and poked at the screen, "Why don't these heroes have no color and can't be selected?"
"You just played, the system sent a few heroes, and you will have heroes after playing more."
"Then who should I choose?" Yu Chuan pondered.
"It's okay, you can try more."
"Okay!" Yu Chuan ordered one at random and was so addicted to it that he didn't even look up when Cheng Hao asked him to try the wheelchair. "What's the hurry, wait until I finish playing this game."
At the end of the round, Yu Chuan showed off, "I won! I killed three people!"
"Wow!" Cheng Hao pretended to be surprised, "You are too good!"
Yu Chuan looked at Cheng Hao with lacquer-like eyes, his eyes were clear, "The mobile phone is very fun, I want it too!"
Cheng Hao suddenly felt like shooting himself in the foot with a stone, and said pitifully, "It's very expensive."
"How much?" Yu Chuan asked.
"This one costs six or seven thousand."
"Is seven thousand very expensive?" Yu Chuan asked puzzled.
"Wow... I'll go! My monthly salary was only [-], and I had to save for a month and a half without eating or drinking!"
"Then you give me yours!" Yu Chuan was not polite.
Cheng Hao was dumbfounded, "Then what should I use?"
"Tell me what you need, and I'll lend it to you."
"Something like a mobile phone..."
"Huh?" Yu Chuan flew over with a sharp eye, and Cheng Hao had no choice but to give in.
"Brick suggested that you should not play with your mobile phone for more than two hours a day, otherwise it will damage your eyesight." Cheng Hao still wanted to die.
"Oh, I'm not human." The Internet-addicted boy still held his phone and refused to let go even when he was in a wheelchair. "Daji seems to be more fun!"
Cheng Hao lowered his head and saw that the man-machine can still fight...how is it fun? !
When we went out, the sun was the strongest in the day, Cheng Hao asked: "By the way, are you really not afraid of the sun? Shall I hold an umbrella for you? I watch ghosts in TV dramas, but when they see the sun, they disappear in ashes." .”
"No, it's a lonesome ghost who will disappear in the sun. I'm different." Yu Chuan flicked his fingers across the screen quickly, and soon... another head was sent out.
"Yes, yes, you are the most powerful ghost in the world!"
When you arrive at a nearby shopping mall, you will naturally pass by the Hulan House on the first floor.
"Brother Hao?" A long distance away, the shopping guide Xiao Li standing at the door stretched out his hand to greet Cheng Hao. He was as enthusiastic as his own brother, "Are you free to go shopping today?"
"Ah, just stroll around." Cheng Hao had no choice but to push Yu Chuan and walk over, explaining to him in a low voice, "This is my former colleague."
"Oh." Yu Chuan was immersed in the joy of the game, how could he have the time to visit his former colleague?
Xiao Li also noticed Yu Chuan, looked him up and down with a pair of shrewd big eyes, and asked in surprise, "Brother Hao? This is..."
"Oh, this is my cousin. He's staying at my house during this time, and he's bored, so I'll take him for a stroll." Cheng Hao lied without blushing.
"Your family genes are too good," Xiao Li stared at Yu Chuan intently, "I used to think Brother Hao, you looked like a star, but when I saw your cousin today, it doesn't look like you, if he is a Stars are more than enough!"
"Yeah, he looks like his mother, I follow my father, my grandfather is handsome here."
Xiao Li didn't bother with his relatives, and said with a smile: "Brother Hao, bring your cousin in to have a look. I haven't seen you here for a long time. Everyone misses you very much!"
"Who can miss me?"
"We all miss you!" Xiao Li's professional smirk was still standard.
"Okay, I just want to buy him some clothes." Cheng Hao pushed Yu Chuan into the Hulan House, and asked Yu Chuan in a low voice, "See if there is anything you like?"
Yu Chuan muttered: "Don't worry, I'm fighting with Lu Ban!"
The three of them walked into the store, and happened to meet the store manager head-on.The store manager looked at them in surprise, raised his eyebrows and said, "Cheng Hao, why are you here again? Didn't I tell you clearly? If you come a hundred times, will I agree..."
"The store manager, I don't want to come back, what are you in a hurry for?"
The store manager snorted, "I didn't want to come back, what are you doing now?"
"I'm here for consumption, don't you open the door and don't welcome guests?"
"Consumption? How can I not know about your little things? Let me tell you, impossible is impossible!"
Cheng Hao didn't bother to pay attention to her, pushed Yu Chuan away from her, deliberately pulled a shirt and asked loudly: "Cousin, what do you think of this shirt?"
After Yu Chuan finally finished the game, he had time to look up. Seeing that Cheng Hao had picked out a white shirt that was quite satisfactory, he replied, "Yes."
The store manager folded his arms and watched the play beside him.
Xiao Li tugged at Cheng Hao's sleeve and said, "Brother Hao, this one is one thousand and two."
Of course Cheng Hao knew the price of this dress. He just couldn't get used to the store manager's haughty look, but he didn't expect that Yu Chuan didn't understand what he meant at all...
"Cousin, is this really okay?" Cheng Hao winked at Yu Chuan where no one else could see.
"Okay!" Yu Chuan lost several times in a row, and was so angry that he wanted to puncture the screen, so he didn't care about his little moves.
The store manager knew that Cheng Hao was not willing to spend the money, but he just wanted to see him make a fool of himself, so he stimulated him and said: "It seems that your cousin likes it quite a bit, how about it, I will give you a [-]% discount, Cheng Hao, why don't you buy it so cheap?" Will you be reluctant?"
Even the new model launched by Hulan Home is made of 100% silk, which is extremely elegant and comfortable. It is sold out everywhere, but it is [-]!Just this shirt?Will he buy it!
of course--
"Since my cousin thinks it's okay, then wrap it up and take it away." Cheng Hao waved his hand.
Now it was the turn of the store manager and Xiao Li to be surprised, "Do you really want it?"
"Do consumers still have to question when they buy a piece of clothing? Afraid they won't pay, or what?" Cheng Hao pulled out his wallet from his arms with a snap, and shook out a wad of cash, "Check out!"
When he went out with his shirt in his hand, Cheng Hao finally felt elated when he saw the manager's disheveled face. This discount was basically the price of the goods, and there was no profit commission.Compared with spending the money just received in the morning and spending it so quickly, Cheng Hao is still secretly happy.
"Why are there so many people over there?" As soon as Yu Chuan came to a crowded place, he felt that his pores were all about to open, and the continuous warm breath relieved a lot of the repulsive pain from the spirit body.
"It seems to be doing some kind of event..." Cheng Hao looked up and read the event introduction on the huge poster, "Guess the ball and win the big prize... the first prize is the latest pineapple mobile phone!"
Cheng Hao excitedly pushed Yu Chuan to the center of the crowd, "Yu Chuan, this time it's up to you!"
"Depend on me?"
Cheng Hao leaned into his ear and whispered, "Help me cheat."
"I don't." Yu Chuan turned his head aside in disdain.
"If you win a new phone, I'll give it to you, and I'll take you to score points together!" Cheng Hao tempted.
"Then... well, deal!"
The author says:
感谢在2021-06-2700:57:54~2021-06-2812:05:48期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 2 navicular bones;
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: love to eat fish 10 bottles;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Chapter 8
◎"Okay, now the guessing fun event organized by Furry Toy City is officially
"Show me." Asking Cheng Hao to unlock it, Yu Chuan fiddled with it for a long time, and roughly figured out the functions of mobile phones in this era.
"There are games on it, you can play it if you have nothing to do!"
"Games?" Yu Chuan flipped through the phone pages.
"Defend Watermelon, Happy Elixir, Plants vs. Vampires, Fight Landlords, King Pesticides... Try it, and I will teach you if you don't look back."
Yu Chuan tried to click on the last game, logged into Cheng Hao's account, and soon became addicted to it, unable to extricate himself.
"Cheng Hao, this man named 'Invincible Knife' said that I was a gift from an actor, what does that mean?"
"Ah?" Cheng Hao glanced at the screen, and after seeing his Sun Shangxiang's record of zero bars and sevens, he smacked his lips and said, "That means you beat him badly. Give me, and I will scold him for you."
"No, I'll go back myself!"
So Cheng Hao saw him open the on-screen keyboard viciously, and type a few words unskillfully: Don't talk nonsense!
As proud as ever.
When the record reached zero bar 34, the game was over, and as expected, one star was dropped, and was reported by teammates.
Yu Chuan said calmly, "This game is a bit of a challenge." But there was a thin layer of red behind his ears.
Cheng Hao hurriedly stopped him before he was about to start another round, "This rank is a bit difficult to play, you can create a new account to play!"
"Just now I didn't find the feeling, let me play again and I will definitely win!" Yu Chuan objected.
Cheng Hao changed his words, "The main reason is that there is a problem with the matching mechanism of this game. My account is always matched with a silly bird who likes to scold people. You see, that person just said you are an actor. If you create a new account, it will not work. You must be better than me!"
"Then...then help me create it." Yu Chuan felt that what he said was reasonable, so he stuffed the phone into his hand.
Cheng Hao took the phone, exited the game and re-entered it, it stopped when creating an ID, what should it be called?
Yu Chuan was determined to win, so he kept urging: "Hurry up, I have to continue."
Thinking of the Sun Shangxiang that Yu Chuan had just played with, Cheng Hao had no choice but to randomly type in a name: Cranky Miss.
"OK OK."
Yu Chuan didn't pay attention when he picked it up, he thought it was the name automatically given by the game, but when he saw the hero library, he immediately became dissatisfied and poked at the screen, "Why don't these heroes have no color and can't be selected?"
"You just played, the system sent a few heroes, and you will have heroes after playing more."
"Then who should I choose?" Yu Chuan pondered.
"It's okay, you can try more."
"Okay!" Yu Chuan ordered one at random and was so addicted to it that he didn't even look up when Cheng Hao asked him to try the wheelchair. "What's the hurry, wait until I finish playing this game."
At the end of the round, Yu Chuan showed off, "I won! I killed three people!"
"Wow!" Cheng Hao pretended to be surprised, "You are too good!"
Yu Chuan looked at Cheng Hao with lacquer-like eyes, his eyes were clear, "The mobile phone is very fun, I want it too!"
Cheng Hao suddenly felt like shooting himself in the foot with a stone, and said pitifully, "It's very expensive."
"How much?" Yu Chuan asked.
"This one costs six or seven thousand."
"Is seven thousand very expensive?" Yu Chuan asked puzzled.
"Wow... I'll go! My monthly salary was only [-], and I had to save for a month and a half without eating or drinking!"
"Then you give me yours!" Yu Chuan was not polite.
Cheng Hao was dumbfounded, "Then what should I use?"
"Tell me what you need, and I'll lend it to you."
"Something like a mobile phone..."
"Huh?" Yu Chuan flew over with a sharp eye, and Cheng Hao had no choice but to give in.
"Brick suggested that you should not play with your mobile phone for more than two hours a day, otherwise it will damage your eyesight." Cheng Hao still wanted to die.
"Oh, I'm not human." The Internet-addicted boy still held his phone and refused to let go even when he was in a wheelchair. "Daji seems to be more fun!"
Cheng Hao lowered his head and saw that the man-machine can still fight...how is it fun? !
When we went out, the sun was the strongest in the day, Cheng Hao asked: "By the way, are you really not afraid of the sun? Shall I hold an umbrella for you? I watch ghosts in TV dramas, but when they see the sun, they disappear in ashes." .”
"No, it's a lonesome ghost who will disappear in the sun. I'm different." Yu Chuan flicked his fingers across the screen quickly, and soon... another head was sent out.
"Yes, yes, you are the most powerful ghost in the world!"
When you arrive at a nearby shopping mall, you will naturally pass by the Hulan House on the first floor.
"Brother Hao?" A long distance away, the shopping guide Xiao Li standing at the door stretched out his hand to greet Cheng Hao. He was as enthusiastic as his own brother, "Are you free to go shopping today?"
"Ah, just stroll around." Cheng Hao had no choice but to push Yu Chuan and walk over, explaining to him in a low voice, "This is my former colleague."
"Oh." Yu Chuan was immersed in the joy of the game, how could he have the time to visit his former colleague?
Xiao Li also noticed Yu Chuan, looked him up and down with a pair of shrewd big eyes, and asked in surprise, "Brother Hao? This is..."
"Oh, this is my cousin. He's staying at my house during this time, and he's bored, so I'll take him for a stroll." Cheng Hao lied without blushing.
"Your family genes are too good," Xiao Li stared at Yu Chuan intently, "I used to think Brother Hao, you looked like a star, but when I saw your cousin today, it doesn't look like you, if he is a Stars are more than enough!"
"Yeah, he looks like his mother, I follow my father, my grandfather is handsome here."
Xiao Li didn't bother with his relatives, and said with a smile: "Brother Hao, bring your cousin in to have a look. I haven't seen you here for a long time. Everyone misses you very much!"
"Who can miss me?"
"We all miss you!" Xiao Li's professional smirk was still standard.
"Okay, I just want to buy him some clothes." Cheng Hao pushed Yu Chuan into the Hulan House, and asked Yu Chuan in a low voice, "See if there is anything you like?"
Yu Chuan muttered: "Don't worry, I'm fighting with Lu Ban!"
The three of them walked into the store, and happened to meet the store manager head-on.The store manager looked at them in surprise, raised his eyebrows and said, "Cheng Hao, why are you here again? Didn't I tell you clearly? If you come a hundred times, will I agree..."
"The store manager, I don't want to come back, what are you in a hurry for?"
The store manager snorted, "I didn't want to come back, what are you doing now?"
"I'm here for consumption, don't you open the door and don't welcome guests?"
"Consumption? How can I not know about your little things? Let me tell you, impossible is impossible!"
Cheng Hao didn't bother to pay attention to her, pushed Yu Chuan away from her, deliberately pulled a shirt and asked loudly: "Cousin, what do you think of this shirt?"
After Yu Chuan finally finished the game, he had time to look up. Seeing that Cheng Hao had picked out a white shirt that was quite satisfactory, he replied, "Yes."
The store manager folded his arms and watched the play beside him.
Xiao Li tugged at Cheng Hao's sleeve and said, "Brother Hao, this one is one thousand and two."
Of course Cheng Hao knew the price of this dress. He just couldn't get used to the store manager's haughty look, but he didn't expect that Yu Chuan didn't understand what he meant at all...
"Cousin, is this really okay?" Cheng Hao winked at Yu Chuan where no one else could see.
"Okay!" Yu Chuan lost several times in a row, and was so angry that he wanted to puncture the screen, so he didn't care about his little moves.
The store manager knew that Cheng Hao was not willing to spend the money, but he just wanted to see him make a fool of himself, so he stimulated him and said: "It seems that your cousin likes it quite a bit, how about it, I will give you a [-]% discount, Cheng Hao, why don't you buy it so cheap?" Will you be reluctant?"
Even the new model launched by Hulan Home is made of 100% silk, which is extremely elegant and comfortable. It is sold out everywhere, but it is [-]!Just this shirt?Will he buy it!
of course--
"Since my cousin thinks it's okay, then wrap it up and take it away." Cheng Hao waved his hand.
Now it was the turn of the store manager and Xiao Li to be surprised, "Do you really want it?"
"Do consumers still have to question when they buy a piece of clothing? Afraid they won't pay, or what?" Cheng Hao pulled out his wallet from his arms with a snap, and shook out a wad of cash, "Check out!"
When he went out with his shirt in his hand, Cheng Hao finally felt elated when he saw the manager's disheveled face. This discount was basically the price of the goods, and there was no profit commission.Compared with spending the money just received in the morning and spending it so quickly, Cheng Hao is still secretly happy.
"Why are there so many people over there?" As soon as Yu Chuan came to a crowded place, he felt that his pores were all about to open, and the continuous warm breath relieved a lot of the repulsive pain from the spirit body.
"It seems to be doing some kind of event..." Cheng Hao looked up and read the event introduction on the huge poster, "Guess the ball and win the big prize... the first prize is the latest pineapple mobile phone!"
Cheng Hao excitedly pushed Yu Chuan to the center of the crowd, "Yu Chuan, this time it's up to you!"
"Depend on me?"
Cheng Hao leaned into his ear and whispered, "Help me cheat."
"I don't." Yu Chuan turned his head aside in disdain.
"If you win a new phone, I'll give it to you, and I'll take you to score points together!" Cheng Hao tempted.
"Then... well, deal!"
The author says:
感谢在2021-06-2700:57:54~2021-06-2812:05:48期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 2 navicular bones;
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: love to eat fish 10 bottles;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Chapter 8
◎"Okay, now the guessing fun event organized by Furry Toy City is officially
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