my boyfriend is not human

start!First of all, we need to select five lucky viewers from the scene, and they will participate in the

"Okay, now the Guessing Fun event organized by Furry Toy City has officially started! First of all, we need to select five lucky audiences from the scene, and they will take part in this event on stage. As you can see, there is a huge There are many dolls of different colors in the box.” The host opened the baffle so that everyone can see the dolls inside. “There are pink peggies, red birds, green caterpillars and yellow ducklings. Later, I will randomly pick one from the box, and five lucky audiences on the stage will guess it. There will be a total of ten rounds. Those who guess all of them will win the grand prize of this event, the latest Pineapple 12 mobile phone! Good! Not much to say, now I'm going to draw lucky viewers, friends who want to participate raise your hands, and I can see your enthusiastic figures!"

Cheng Hao raised his hands high, and successfully attracted the host by virtue of his outstanding height and appearance.

"Okay, please invite the first lucky audience... a handsome guy, thank you for supporting the furry toys! Please—"

Cheng Hao pushed Yu Chuan to the closest place to the stage, and stepped onto the stage confidently.

As early as when the host introduced the rules, Cheng Hao discussed with Yu Chuan how to "cheat".

"There are four kinds of toys in the box, corresponding to the four numbers 1, 2, 3, and 4. When the host gets the one, you can quietly gesture to me. The new phone is beckoning to you!"

"Small idea!" Yu Chuan looked at the lottery box on the stage that was tightly sealed by the baffle, and his eyes could clearly see the inside like X-rays.

Finally, five people were gathered, and the host began to reach out and touch the toy inside, "Okay, five lucky viewers are invited to write the color names of the toys on the paper in their hands. I will count one, two, three, and everyone will show it together. Are you ready?" ?One, two, three—show me!"

Cheng Hao had long since discovered that Yu Chuan had made three comparisons to him, so he wrote the green caterpillar on the paper without thinking.

"Congratulations to this lucky audience, you guessed the first round of the game correctly!" The host took out the toy found in the box, and it turned out to be a green caterpillar.

There was no suspense in the next few rounds, and the host's expression became restless. He took the microphone and said to the onlookers below: "This handsome guy is really lucky. He guessed it right nine times in a row. Could it be that the event Is our grand prize going to be given out on the first day? Let’s wait and see!"

In the last hand, the host put his hand into the lottery box, and Cheng Hao looked at Yu Chuan excitedly, but the other party frowned and didn't make any gestures.

"Okay, everyone can write the name of the toy on the paper, I will count one, two, three..."

"Yu Chuan," Cheng Haomo shouted, "What is this time..."

Yu Chuan looked at him feelingly, and shook his head.

What the hell?He doesn't know either?Could it be that his spiritual body was too severely damaged and he couldn't use any spiritual power?Cheng Hao couldn't figure out the situation, so he had to write down a toy indiscriminately.

"It seems that the child of luck also makes mistakes." The host smiled and took out a toy that was different from Cheng Hao's. "It seems that the winner of the grand prize is not sure."

Without the first prize mobile phone, Cheng Hao suddenly lost interest. He kept looking at Yu Chuan, but the other party stared at the host sullenly, as if he had been wronged a lot.

"It doesn't matter if you don't get the grand prize, we have another generous gift!" The host brought a big doll that was as tall as a person from the side, it was a white polar bear hugging the moon, "This is the new doll in our furry toy city , the name is 'Guardian', and I gave it to this lucky viewer, hoping that he can hand over this protection to the person he cares about the most."

Cheng Hao took the doll, and his face was instantly buried in the fur, almost smothered to death, "Thank you...thank you."

After finally dragging the doll to the stage, Cheng Hao poked his head out from behind the big white bear and asked, "Are you okay?"

Yu Chuan said unhappily, "He's cheating too!"

"what?"

"The last time, that person's hand didn't hold anything in the box at all. He didn't take it until after you finished writing!"

Cheng Hao understood what was going on, cursed the unscrupulous host inwardly, looked down at Yu Chuan in the wheelchair, his eyes widened with anger, and stuffed him with the bear in his hand, "It's okay, there are so many It’s a great thing to receive a big prize from heaven, and this bear is also quite cute, so I gave it to you.”

Now Yu Chuan was surrounded by big bears, "Cheng Hao!"

Cheng Hao pulled his head out, "Oh, you hold it for me first, why don't I push you away? It's inconvenient..." What I thought in my heart was, my old man is holding such a motherfucker Things, others must not think that I am a bitch.

Cheng Hao pushed Yu Chuan to continue shopping in the men's clothing store, and the two were very eye-catching.

So everyone who came to the shopping mall that day saw this scene: a handsome and tall man pushed a handsome man who was a bit over the top in a wheelchair.The beautiful one held a doll that was bigger than himself in his arms. He rested his chin on the doll's shoulder, and played with his mobile phone with his two slender arms through the doll's side. sulking.The person who pushed him whispered something to him, as if coaxing him not to be angry.

"Don't be angry! The host is just doing what the business wants. You won't sneak out in the middle of the night to get revenge on him, will you?" Although Yu Chuan looks like an ordinary person now, he is a ghost after all, a irascible What the hell.Cheng Hao only cursed a few words when he was angry, but it was different when a ghost was angry.

"Hmph! Who's angry! There's no need, it's your fault that you can't win with the mobile phone, and it's not like I don't have one!" Yu Chuan poked the mobile phone cracklingly, and abused the human machine over and over again.

"Okay, you can play, I will buy a normal machine later..."

"what ever!"

Suddenly the phone rang, and Yu Chuan looked at the caller ID on the screen and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

"What?" Cheng Hao took the phone in doubt, and was a little puzzled when he saw that it was a call from the JC office.

After answering the phone, he only answered a few times, and then hung up the phone happily.

"The 8000 yuan I was cheated of was recovered, and the liar was also caught!" Thinking of being cheated in online dating, Cheng Hao still has a heart.

Yu Chuan snorted, "Give me the phone!"

Cheng Hao was still in the joy of finding it again, and said arrogantly: "Go, buy a mobile phone!"

Cheng Hao considered that most of the money he had saved was in the bank to prepare for future major events in his life. He didn't have much cash on him at the moment, so he still had to save some money, so he planned to buy a cost-effective mobile phone.

"This looks good." Yu Chuan stared at a new phone with a shell luster.

"Sir, you really have a vision. This is a new series in our store. It has powerful camera functions and comes with a soft and beautiful face. Even at night, you don't have to worry about blurry or too dark photos. And it uses the X processing system. Playing games and surfing the Internet will not hurt at all Card! The most important thing is that the battery is very durable, it can be charged for 5 minutes, and you can talk for [-] hours!" The clerk kept talking non-stop, and Yu Chuan was taken aback by what he said.

"Will you still lose if you play games with it?" Yu Chuan asked.

"Huh?" The clerk was caught off guard by the question.

"Is there a mobile phone that can win games?" Yu Chuan asked in a different way.

"This..." The clerk quickly reacted and said with a smile, "Don't worry, no matter how big the game is on our mobile phone, it will run smoothly, and there will never be a sudden freeze when you are playing, ensuring your gaming experience."

Cheng Hao saw that Yu Chuan was a little shaken, "Then how about...buy you a new one? I use mine? My address book and Alipay are all on it, so it's inconvenient to change the phone."

Yu Chuan looked at the Pineapple 12 in his hand, then at the brand new shell-colored mobile phone on the counter, pursed his lips, "Okay, I want this."

Cheng Hao paid the payment readily, and as soon as he left the mobile phone brand store, he saw customers coming and going in the mall wrapping their clothes tightly, and some people were complaining to their friends: "Is the air conditioner in the mall broken today? Why is it so so?" cold?"

"I think so too, but I just asked, and they said that the air conditioner is not turned on at all."

"Could it be the cold air coming?"

"Who knows? It's better not to go shopping, go home quickly, and freeze to death!"

The person in charge of the shopping mall led a brigade of electric maintenance workers to also dispatch to find out where the air conditioner was in poor contact, which caused it to fail to work normally.

Cheng Hao watched them walking towards the entrance of the shopping mall in groups, and said to Yu Chuan, "Isn't the power of your walking humanoid refrigerator too high?"

"I didn't control it well just now." Yu Chuan got a new phone, hugged it and refused to let go, like a satiated cat, huddled between the wheelchair and the huge doll.

"A lot of stores are closed, why don't we go back too, just buy what you want online."

Yu Chuan thought for a while, "Yes."

Cheng Hao pushed the instigator out the door.

As they left, the shopping mall, which was still as cold as winter just now, suddenly warmed up. The maintenance worker who was about to lift the cover of the central air conditioner was stunned, and lowered his head to ask the person in charge: "Huh? Is the temperature normal?"

The person in charge was also puzzled, "It seems that the cold is gone in an instant."

"It's weird..."

When they got home, Baojian waited for them at the door with a 'meow meow meow'.

"Fat man, are you hungry again?" Cheng Hao filled the small rice bowl with cat food, which one didn't pay attention at all. Seeing Yu Chuan throw away the doll that was in the way, he jumped to his lap in two or three steps Head, whiningly wanted to touch it.

When Cheng Hao turned his back to them, Yu Chuan pulled up the two front legs of the sword, and used a kind of examination