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"Okay, okay," Cheng Hao confirmed that the evil spirit had no intention of sucking himself dry for the time being, then slowly relaxed, sat cross-legged on the side of the bed, and asked, "Then what are your plans now? Are you going to pick Yin tonify yang, mend your, uh...spiritual body?"

"Collecting yin to replenish yang..." The ghost said with disgust, "You are too vulgar."

Cheng Hao continued to probe, "Then, you have to do some ghostly things, I mean, how can you recover?"

"I need to find a suitable carrier to be my physical body first, so that I can move around in the Yang world and raise my spirit body by the way, and then... I will make plans for the future."

"Carrier? What kind of carrier?"

"Better people."

"What! Isn't that the upper body of a ghost?" Cheng Hao felt bad, and glanced at the doorknob of the bedroom, ready to wait for an opportunity to escape.

"Or, just be similar to humans, such as human-sized puppets, paper figures..."

Similar to people?Cheng Hao turned his mind, and something suddenly flashed into his mind, "Yes! As long as you promise me not to do anything harmful, I can help you find a carrier."

Cheng Hao thought in his heart: First stabilize you, so that you have no chance to attack, and then quickly find an expert to save you...

"Really?" The ghost hesitated, "You don't want to find a Taoist priest to harm me, do you?"

Cheng Hao was stunned by him, a little embarrassed, "How could I be that kind of person!"

"What's your name?"

"Cheng Hao..." Cheng Hao told the truth, intending to gain his trust first.

"My name is Yu Chuan." The ghost said.

"Yu Chuan...ghosts also have names?" Cheng Hao muttered.

The ghost clicked his tongue, "A person becomes a ghost after death, and a ghost is still a person before death, so how come there is no name?"

"Then how did you die? Why are you in Xiaonanshan?"

Yu Chuan was silent for a while before replying: "One day, I woke up and found myself trapped on the lotus platform in a ruined temple. I couldn't break free. I looked down and found that my body was rotten. That's when I realized that I was dead. ...As for why it is in Southwest Province, I don't know either."

Cheng Hao was dumbfounded, "This is too magical... Could it be that you offended some master during your lifetime?"

"Maybe."

"Then how long have you been dead?"

"What year is this year?" Yu Chuan asked.

"20XX."

"That's 30 years."

"30 years? How old are you?"

"My memory stays on the night of my birthday. I don't know why, but my appearance has never changed."

"Then should I call you Uncle, or should you call me Brother..." Cheng Hao thought of his dark-eyed, blood-skeletal appearance, and said to himself: He grew up like that, and died inexplicably, how much better than me Still unlucky.Thinking of the photo hidden in the pocket watch again, he asked, "The watch you asked me to take out..."

Yu Chuan said: "That was the last thing around me when I was alive, and it later became the shelter of my spirit body."

"So, you came down the mountain with me through that pocket watch? You have been staying at my house these days?" Cheng Hao looked at the gold pocket watch hanging on the wall belatedly. No wonder he always had nightmares these days. It turned out that he was playing tricks.

"I thought you recognized me in the dream, but I didn't expect you to forget it when you woke up! It's the cat in your house who seems to be able to sense my existence."

"You mean the sword?" Cheng Hao suddenly realized, "I said it looks like it has Alzheimer's, it's neurotic."

"It's you who I see a doctor!"

Cheng Hao smiled awkwardly, and was just about to ask him about the photo, but unexpectedly a gust of wind blew, Yu Chuan said: "Time is running out, the next time I show up will be three days later, you prepare the carrier, I..."

Before he could finish speaking, his voice had dissipated with the wind.

"Don't worry, it's the carrier!" Cheng Hao looked at the pocket watch on the wall and touched his chin.

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The next chapter, Treasure Attack, will officially appear~

Chapter 4

◎Three days later, Brother Shunfeng came to the door, and Cheng Hao signed for a mysterious long package.Baojian walked around the package curiously

Three days later, Brother Shunfeng came to the door, and Cheng Hao signed for a mysterious long package.

Bao Jian walked around the package curiously, trying to sniff out what was inside.

"Go, go! It's not suitable for children!" Cheng Hao carried the stumbling fat man to the sofa, then walked into the bedroom with the package in his arms, and locked the door behind him.

A cloud of white mist came out in response, and the human figure could not be seen clearly.With its appearance, the temperature in the room dropped suddenly.

"What is this?" Yu Chuan asked curiously as he watched Cheng Hao squatting on the ground and unpacking the courier.

"Your carrier, this is the style that many people dream of. Do you like it?"

After speaking, Cheng Hao took out a humanoid doll with revealing clothes from the cardboard box, put it on the bed, and said proudly: "One-to-one simulation design, silicone feel, posture as you like, how suitable!" After speaking, he lifted it Soft arms, "Look, they are very flexible!"

Yu Chuan looked at the inflatable doll with wide legs, choppy waves, naked clothes, and an O-shaped mouth, and was so angry that white mist billowed around him. If the spirit body was not damaged, Cheng Hao would have been thrown downstairs by him from the window at this moment "Cheng Hao! This is the carrier you are looking for?"

Cheng Hao only felt that the air-conditioning in the room was getting stronger, and quickly explained: "Don't be angry, I can only buy inflatable dolls in a short time, and this kind of thing should be very useful for you. Look, its The limbs and joints are all movable, and the face looks like a real person, isn't this much better than those paper figurines and rigid blocks of wood?"

"You! Choose one at least... pick a serious one!" Bai Wu floated above the inflatable doll, seeing its exaggerated expression, no matter how she looked at it, she responded.

"Yu Chuan, you don't understand, this kind of doll is not that serious... Besides, I'm a man, if I buy a boy doll, I will be called a pervert! I think you can make do with it first." Cheng Haoxin said: It would be too weird for me to stare at a male blow-up doll!

Yu Chuan snorted awkwardly, "Forget it, there's no time, anyway, I'm just borrowing its body, this one... this one!"

"Then when do you plan to cast the spell?" Cheng Hao knew that the main event was coming.

"What spellcasting, that's spirit possession!"

"It's almost the same. When will it start? Do you need to prepare anything else?" Cheng Hao is gearing up, ready to witness this supernatural scene.

Yu Chuan said: "Just put my pocket watch around its neck, and then go out and wait."

"Then what... can't I stay and watch? I can protect you!" Cheng Hao was very regretful. He really wanted to know how a ghost possessed the inflatable doll.

Yu Chuan said mercilessly: "If you are here, you will lose your yang and shorten your life, or you will die on the spot. Are you sure you want to stay here?"

"Forget it then..." Cheng Hao shook his head again and again, took out the pocket watch, and put it on the inflatable doll's neck.

During this period, I didn't know which sensitive part was touched. The doll not only screamed lewdly, but also twisted its crotch, and its body rose and fell rhythmically with the sound of panting.

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"Cheng Hao!" Yu Chuan gritted his teeth and read out these two words for the second time.

"A mistake, a pure mistake!" Cheng Hao groped awkwardly on the doll, trying to find the contact switch on it, but he couldn't find it after turning over and over again.

"Where is it?"

Yu Chuan forced himself to maintain his composure, and said, "Since I bought it, isn't there a product manual?"

"That's right!" Cheng Hao was stunned, "Why did I forget the instruction manual!" Bending down to get the instruction manual in the box, who knew that as soon as he let go, the doll's buttocks seemed to be equipped with electric motors, arching back and forth on the bed , Soon the bed was in a mess.

"Damn it, don't move around!" Cheng Hao held down the crazy doll with one hand, and had to look through the manual with the other hand. After searching for a long time, he found that the switch was hidden under the tailbone.

Cheng Hao took off its tight skirt and pressed the switch that shone with black metallic luster. In an instant, the doll's panting and movements stopped abruptly.

"It's finally done!" Cheng Hao broke out in a sweat, and was about to claim credit when he heard Yu Chuan say coldly, "Get out!"

"Then...then I'll go out first." Cheng Hao walked away dejectedly.

Walking to the living room, seeing the sword staring at the door of the bedroom like an enemy, Cheng Hao picked up the back of its neck and looked at the fat thing again, "Sword, you feel it again, don't you? Why can you Do you know of his existence? Could it be... Could it be that you are actually a psychic fairy cat!"

While Cheng Hao was seriously recalling and thinking, Baojian let out a "meow" and kicked his two thick hind legs towards his face.Cheng Hao was in pain, but it skillfully jumped to a high place, away from its own shit-shoveling officer.

Cheng Hao was waiting in the living room. When he was bored, he could only play with his mobile phone and search in the browser: "What's going on with the ghost..."

After this search, all sorts of strange theories came up, and Cheng Hao casually clicked on a post titled: "The story of the three upper body ghosts that I personally experienced, and the fake host live broadcasted Chi Xiang!".

The first story is about a certain distant cousin of the landlord who was killed by a ghost.The people around couldn't see the difference, but in fact, the cousin was unconscious, as if he had fallen asleep.Normally it was ghosts who were using his body, but as time passed, the doves occupied the magpie's nest, and the real cousin never woke up again.

The second is the landlord's uncle.It is said that he once went to a grave on the mountain, and when he came back, he became crazy, talking nonsense, and told the witch doctor that he was possessed by a ghost, because two souls share the same body, so it is easy to have brain disorders.Even if the ghost leaves in the end, the person will never get better again.

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