my boyfriend is not human
Chapter 4
All of them exploded, as if seeing some uninvited guest.
It was a dark and sweet sleep. When he woke up, the sun was shining on the sofa. Even though it was not yet noon, Chen Hao felt as if he had slept for a long time.He smacked his lips, reminiscing about the dream he had just now, there was a man in the dream, he couldn't see clearly, he just kept chasing him.
"Hey, why does luck always appear in dreams?" Cheng Hao touched the phone in distress, and the screen didn't turn on after pressing it for a long time. Then he remembered that the phone was out of battery, and got up to get the charger again.When I turned on the phone, I saw more than a dozen missed call reminders, all from one contact: the store manager.
It's over!I forgot to tell her when I came back just now, this time I will be scolded again!Cheng Hao returned the call to the store manager tremblingly, and said in a low voice: "The store manager, I'm Xiao Cheng, I'm really sorry..."
"Dengdengdeng..."
The other person immediately hung up the phone.
Cheng Hao sighed, and called again, only to hear the female voice on the other end of the phone say impatiently: "Cheng Hao, you just don't want to go to work, right? You've been absent from work for three days without answering the phone, okay, don't go to work if you don't want to go to work Now, there is no shortage of you in the store! You can stay where you are cool!"
"Thump, thump..." He hung up the phone again.
Three days absent from work?
Cheng Hao was stunned, looking at the screen that had not been turned off, and today's date was displayed impressively: November 20, 11XX.
"Damn it! I actually slept for three days!" Cheng Hao threw the pillow casually and hit the sword on the cabinet.
"Ow!" With a shrill meow, Bao Jian jumped from the closet to the dining table, and then from the dining table to the TV cabinet. Wherever he went, the sound of destruction could be heard endlessly.The vase fell to the ground in response, the router's wires were torn off, the remote control fell to pieces, the battery inside was broken, and Gululu rolled under the cabinet.
The instigator fled the scene of the crime without looking back, and went straight to the bedroom.
"I can't live through this day..." Looking at the debris on the ground, Cheng Hao sighed.
After finally cleaning the living room and adjusting his mentality, Cheng Hao added two spoonfuls of cat food to Baojian's rice bowl.Seeing how little cat food was left, he decided to talk to the store manager, intending to admit his mistake sincerely, hoping to save his job.After all... the two mouths at home are for food!
After tidying himself up, Cheng Hao was ready to go, but Baojian still didn't come out of the bedroom before leaving.Cheng Hao suspects that it is suffering from sudden amnesia caused by obesity, forgetting that he is its owner, which is why it has a psychological resistance.
Cheng Hao shook his head and shouted to the bedroom: "Baojian, I'm leaving!!"
Hearing no response, Cheng Hao felt that it was more important to solve the major livelihood issues first, so he went out on his own.
When I came to the store, I happened to meet Zhang Laosan who came to pick up a bargain.
"Xiao Cheng, I heard from the little girl in the store that you resigned? Why, are you looking for another job or are you planning to start your own business?" Zhang Laosan asked strangely.
Cheng Hao replied with a half-smile, "What's the matter, if I really want to start a business, I still count on Mr. Zhang to support me."
The youngest Zhang shut up after saying 'Mr. Zhang'. Everyone in the neighborhood knew that the youngest Zhang liked to start a business. Unfortunately, he was not born to start a business. He lost as many times as he had been a boss.But this person is very persevering, he has fought repeatedly and failed repeatedly, and has been frustrated for half his life. He is nearly fifty years old, and he has not only achieved nothing but also owed a whole lot of debt.Therefore, some people use 'Mr. Zhang' to satirize him when they don't want to see him.
When Cheng Hao walked to the counter, the store manager was lowering his head and doing the report, as if he hadn't noticed him at all.
"The store manager..." Cheng Hao coughed.
"Xiao Li, go and get Cheng Hao's things and let him take them home." The store manager didn't even look up.
"Shop Manager, I have really encountered something these days. Although you may find it hard to believe it, I still want to explain it to you. Can you give me half an hour?"
"No, since you've said everything, I can hardly believe it, so don't waste time. Xiao Li, give him the things." The store manager said coldly.
Soon Xiao Li took the things out of the workshop, and specially put them in an ugly red plastic bag, "Brother Hao, these are your things. There are a pair of sneakers, a towel and A mirror, you can see if you are right."
Cheng Hao took the item, but still didn't give up, trying to save it, "Shop manager, I came up with a very good sales routine today oh no, the sales method..."
The store manager finally raised his head and looked at him quietly with his eyes.
Cheng Hao thought there was something going on, and was about to try his best to fool her, only to hear her say: "Our store is open, please leave the irrelevant former employees as soon as possible." After finishing speaking, he sorted out the report in his hand and went to the work room.
In front of the counter, Cheng Hao didn't leave or catch up, scratching his head at a loss.
At this time, Xiao Li winked at him, and Cheng Hao walked a few steps outside with her.
"Brother Hao, don't blame me. The store manager asked me to pack your things for you." Xiao Li is beautiful, has the best business performance, and is the most valued by the store manager.
"No way, but I'm also to blame, why don't you go to climb Xiaonanshan..." Cheng Hao smiled wryly.
"Brother Hao, I can't blame you for this matter. Who can have an urgent matter? In fact, there have been almost no customers in the store in the past few days when you were away. It must be not busy if you are busy. I think..." Xiao Li began Gossip with Cheng Hao, "I think the store manager simply wants to lay off employees. It should be that the boss saw the sales situation last month. You know, the income and expenditure are extremely unbalanced, so the store manager's attitude this time is so good." Resolute."
"Is that so?" Cheng Hao was dubious.
"...Of course this is just my guess," Xiao Li patted Cheng Hao's arm, "Brother Hao, don't be angry, there is nothing you can do about it."
"Okay," Cheng Hao looked around the store, "I just want to leave suddenly, it's too sudden..."
Xiao Li smiled and said, "I can't bear to come back to see us often. If you want to buy clothes in different seasons, you can come to me and give you a discount."
Cheng Hao laughed a few times and waved his hands, "Definitely, goodbye..."
"That's fine, Brother Hao, you go slowly, bye!"
Cheng Hao returned home with a plastic bag and started an idle career of unemployment. During the day, he fed fat people, played games at night, and occasionally used his right hand to entertain his life. His life was chaotic, and he almost forgot that night in the barren mountain temple. The shadow he brings.
Bao Jian also suddenly returned to normal, and still competed with him for the sofa and remote control, but refused to go to the bedroom to sleep again.If Cheng Hao forcibly hugged it in, Bao Jian would tremble all over and become incontinent, making the room smelly.
Cheng Hao had no choice but to let it move freely, who knows what kind of wind this fat thing has.
Cheng Hao planned to rest until the end of the month before thinking about job hunting. During this period of time, he ate, drank, slept and slept, but his sleep quality was not very good. He often woke up with backaches from exhaustion, as if he had been beaten up.And he always dreams, sometimes dreaming of someone whispering in his ear, sometimes dreaming of being chased by a person.
"fraud!"
One night, Cheng Hao suddenly heard someone shouting in his ear in his sleep, and a carp jumped out of bed in fright, and turned on the bedside lamp by the way.
"Who!"
From an unknown corner of the room, came a cold voice: "Scumbag, you can finally hear it!"
"Who is the despicable villain? Who are you?" Cheng Hao picked up the glass beside the bed and walked around the room softly, trying to find the source of the sound.
"It's you, scumbag, you never did what you promised me!"
"Who are you? What did I promise?" Cheng Hao was at a loss.
"You promised to help me, but why didn't you go to the snow slope?"
Snow slope?Xiao Nanshan...pocket watch...the evil spirit in the ruined temple...
Cheng Hao came to his senses completely awake, and said in a trembling voice, "You are... why are you here?"
The ghost was very angry, "Why didn't you do what I asked you to do? I helped you down the mountain, but you broke your promise!"
"I... It's not that I won't help you, but I really can't find a place. I asked a lot of people, but no one has heard of Jiangxuepo. I'm really powerless."
"Nonsense, the Xuejiang Slope is obviously at the bottom of the mountain, and there is a snow treading mansion on the slope. Everyone knows it. How could you not find it? You are still lying to me!"
"What is Treading Snow Mansion? When did we have this place in Licheng?" Cheng Hao was really confused.
"Licheng? Isn't this Tianjing?" The ghost was taken aback.
"Tianjing? That's the capital, and it's a hundred and eight thousand miles away." Cheng Hao finally figured it out, the co-author had made a mistake, no wonder he couldn't find the snow slope.
The ghost was thoughtful, "Licheng, Licheng in Southwest Province...why am I here..."
Cheng Hao asked tentatively: "May I ask where you are now? Can you show your body so that I have a spectrum in my heart..."
"I'm right in front of you."
Cheng Hao imagined the scene of a pale and rotten head sticking to his own face, and hurriedly retreated to the corner of the wall, "Speak up if you have something to say, don't appear out of nowhere to be scary!"
But the ghost said: "I can't play with you for the time being, I can only communicate with you for half an hour today."
Cheng Hao asked cautiously, "Aren't you known as the world's number one evil ghost? That's not enough?" He thought silently, if it's really like what he said, why not find an expert to take him in while he is injured now Yes, so as not to cause harm to the world!
There was a silence in response to him, "..."
Cheng Hao hurriedly explained: "I'm really just asking out of curiosity, there is no malice!"
The ghost snorted, "Some things are not what you think they are.
It was a dark and sweet sleep. When he woke up, the sun was shining on the sofa. Even though it was not yet noon, Chen Hao felt as if he had slept for a long time.He smacked his lips, reminiscing about the dream he had just now, there was a man in the dream, he couldn't see clearly, he just kept chasing him.
"Hey, why does luck always appear in dreams?" Cheng Hao touched the phone in distress, and the screen didn't turn on after pressing it for a long time. Then he remembered that the phone was out of battery, and got up to get the charger again.When I turned on the phone, I saw more than a dozen missed call reminders, all from one contact: the store manager.
It's over!I forgot to tell her when I came back just now, this time I will be scolded again!Cheng Hao returned the call to the store manager tremblingly, and said in a low voice: "The store manager, I'm Xiao Cheng, I'm really sorry..."
"Dengdengdeng..."
The other person immediately hung up the phone.
Cheng Hao sighed, and called again, only to hear the female voice on the other end of the phone say impatiently: "Cheng Hao, you just don't want to go to work, right? You've been absent from work for three days without answering the phone, okay, don't go to work if you don't want to go to work Now, there is no shortage of you in the store! You can stay where you are cool!"
"Thump, thump..." He hung up the phone again.
Three days absent from work?
Cheng Hao was stunned, looking at the screen that had not been turned off, and today's date was displayed impressively: November 20, 11XX.
"Damn it! I actually slept for three days!" Cheng Hao threw the pillow casually and hit the sword on the cabinet.
"Ow!" With a shrill meow, Bao Jian jumped from the closet to the dining table, and then from the dining table to the TV cabinet. Wherever he went, the sound of destruction could be heard endlessly.The vase fell to the ground in response, the router's wires were torn off, the remote control fell to pieces, the battery inside was broken, and Gululu rolled under the cabinet.
The instigator fled the scene of the crime without looking back, and went straight to the bedroom.
"I can't live through this day..." Looking at the debris on the ground, Cheng Hao sighed.
After finally cleaning the living room and adjusting his mentality, Cheng Hao added two spoonfuls of cat food to Baojian's rice bowl.Seeing how little cat food was left, he decided to talk to the store manager, intending to admit his mistake sincerely, hoping to save his job.After all... the two mouths at home are for food!
After tidying himself up, Cheng Hao was ready to go, but Baojian still didn't come out of the bedroom before leaving.Cheng Hao suspects that it is suffering from sudden amnesia caused by obesity, forgetting that he is its owner, which is why it has a psychological resistance.
Cheng Hao shook his head and shouted to the bedroom: "Baojian, I'm leaving!!"
Hearing no response, Cheng Hao felt that it was more important to solve the major livelihood issues first, so he went out on his own.
When I came to the store, I happened to meet Zhang Laosan who came to pick up a bargain.
"Xiao Cheng, I heard from the little girl in the store that you resigned? Why, are you looking for another job or are you planning to start your own business?" Zhang Laosan asked strangely.
Cheng Hao replied with a half-smile, "What's the matter, if I really want to start a business, I still count on Mr. Zhang to support me."
The youngest Zhang shut up after saying 'Mr. Zhang'. Everyone in the neighborhood knew that the youngest Zhang liked to start a business. Unfortunately, he was not born to start a business. He lost as many times as he had been a boss.But this person is very persevering, he has fought repeatedly and failed repeatedly, and has been frustrated for half his life. He is nearly fifty years old, and he has not only achieved nothing but also owed a whole lot of debt.Therefore, some people use 'Mr. Zhang' to satirize him when they don't want to see him.
When Cheng Hao walked to the counter, the store manager was lowering his head and doing the report, as if he hadn't noticed him at all.
"The store manager..." Cheng Hao coughed.
"Xiao Li, go and get Cheng Hao's things and let him take them home." The store manager didn't even look up.
"Shop Manager, I have really encountered something these days. Although you may find it hard to believe it, I still want to explain it to you. Can you give me half an hour?"
"No, since you've said everything, I can hardly believe it, so don't waste time. Xiao Li, give him the things." The store manager said coldly.
Soon Xiao Li took the things out of the workshop, and specially put them in an ugly red plastic bag, "Brother Hao, these are your things. There are a pair of sneakers, a towel and A mirror, you can see if you are right."
Cheng Hao took the item, but still didn't give up, trying to save it, "Shop manager, I came up with a very good sales routine today oh no, the sales method..."
The store manager finally raised his head and looked at him quietly with his eyes.
Cheng Hao thought there was something going on, and was about to try his best to fool her, only to hear her say: "Our store is open, please leave the irrelevant former employees as soon as possible." After finishing speaking, he sorted out the report in his hand and went to the work room.
In front of the counter, Cheng Hao didn't leave or catch up, scratching his head at a loss.
At this time, Xiao Li winked at him, and Cheng Hao walked a few steps outside with her.
"Brother Hao, don't blame me. The store manager asked me to pack your things for you." Xiao Li is beautiful, has the best business performance, and is the most valued by the store manager.
"No way, but I'm also to blame, why don't you go to climb Xiaonanshan..." Cheng Hao smiled wryly.
"Brother Hao, I can't blame you for this matter. Who can have an urgent matter? In fact, there have been almost no customers in the store in the past few days when you were away. It must be not busy if you are busy. I think..." Xiao Li began Gossip with Cheng Hao, "I think the store manager simply wants to lay off employees. It should be that the boss saw the sales situation last month. You know, the income and expenditure are extremely unbalanced, so the store manager's attitude this time is so good." Resolute."
"Is that so?" Cheng Hao was dubious.
"...Of course this is just my guess," Xiao Li patted Cheng Hao's arm, "Brother Hao, don't be angry, there is nothing you can do about it."
"Okay," Cheng Hao looked around the store, "I just want to leave suddenly, it's too sudden..."
Xiao Li smiled and said, "I can't bear to come back to see us often. If you want to buy clothes in different seasons, you can come to me and give you a discount."
Cheng Hao laughed a few times and waved his hands, "Definitely, goodbye..."
"That's fine, Brother Hao, you go slowly, bye!"
Cheng Hao returned home with a plastic bag and started an idle career of unemployment. During the day, he fed fat people, played games at night, and occasionally used his right hand to entertain his life. His life was chaotic, and he almost forgot that night in the barren mountain temple. The shadow he brings.
Bao Jian also suddenly returned to normal, and still competed with him for the sofa and remote control, but refused to go to the bedroom to sleep again.If Cheng Hao forcibly hugged it in, Bao Jian would tremble all over and become incontinent, making the room smelly.
Cheng Hao had no choice but to let it move freely, who knows what kind of wind this fat thing has.
Cheng Hao planned to rest until the end of the month before thinking about job hunting. During this period of time, he ate, drank, slept and slept, but his sleep quality was not very good. He often woke up with backaches from exhaustion, as if he had been beaten up.And he always dreams, sometimes dreaming of someone whispering in his ear, sometimes dreaming of being chased by a person.
"fraud!"
One night, Cheng Hao suddenly heard someone shouting in his ear in his sleep, and a carp jumped out of bed in fright, and turned on the bedside lamp by the way.
"Who!"
From an unknown corner of the room, came a cold voice: "Scumbag, you can finally hear it!"
"Who is the despicable villain? Who are you?" Cheng Hao picked up the glass beside the bed and walked around the room softly, trying to find the source of the sound.
"It's you, scumbag, you never did what you promised me!"
"Who are you? What did I promise?" Cheng Hao was at a loss.
"You promised to help me, but why didn't you go to the snow slope?"
Snow slope?Xiao Nanshan...pocket watch...the evil spirit in the ruined temple...
Cheng Hao came to his senses completely awake, and said in a trembling voice, "You are... why are you here?"
The ghost was very angry, "Why didn't you do what I asked you to do? I helped you down the mountain, but you broke your promise!"
"I... It's not that I won't help you, but I really can't find a place. I asked a lot of people, but no one has heard of Jiangxuepo. I'm really powerless."
"Nonsense, the Xuejiang Slope is obviously at the bottom of the mountain, and there is a snow treading mansion on the slope. Everyone knows it. How could you not find it? You are still lying to me!"
"What is Treading Snow Mansion? When did we have this place in Licheng?" Cheng Hao was really confused.
"Licheng? Isn't this Tianjing?" The ghost was taken aback.
"Tianjing? That's the capital, and it's a hundred and eight thousand miles away." Cheng Hao finally figured it out, the co-author had made a mistake, no wonder he couldn't find the snow slope.
The ghost was thoughtful, "Licheng, Licheng in Southwest Province...why am I here..."
Cheng Hao asked tentatively: "May I ask where you are now? Can you show your body so that I have a spectrum in my heart..."
"I'm right in front of you."
Cheng Hao imagined the scene of a pale and rotten head sticking to his own face, and hurriedly retreated to the corner of the wall, "Speak up if you have something to say, don't appear out of nowhere to be scary!"
But the ghost said: "I can't play with you for the time being, I can only communicate with you for half an hour today."
Cheng Hao asked cautiously, "Aren't you known as the world's number one evil ghost? That's not enough?" He thought silently, if it's really like what he said, why not find an expert to take him in while he is injured now Yes, so as not to cause harm to the world!
There was a silence in response to him, "..."
Cheng Hao hurriedly explained: "I'm really just asking out of curiosity, there is no malice!"
The ghost snorted, "Some things are not what you think they are.
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