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The author has something to say: Ming people don’t say dark words, I want to eat pig’s knuckle rice

Even if Pipi wasn't an ordinary kitten, it couldn't answer Duan Siyao's question in human language, and Duan Siyao just asked casually without expecting Pipi to really answer what he wanted to eat.

In fact, he had already thought about it before going out. After all, he didn’t have much time, so he could only go to the fast food restaurant downstairs to find food quickly. Ji Jingnian’s saying “make up the body with the shape” was right, so he decided to eat Longjiang pork knuckle rice .

Just outside the entrance of the community, there is a restaurant, which is ready to order, convenient and delicious, perfect!

Duan Siyao ordered a meal from the familiar way, and asked the store to get a small bowl. After the pig's knuckle rice was served, he divided some into the small bowl and pushed it in front of the butt.

The butt moved his nose to the bowl, his tail was raised high, and the tip of the tail was swaying softly. He seemed to be in a good mood, but he stopped when he wanted to eat it, and turned his head with a wet ball His big eyes looked at Duan Siyao, as if he was waiting for Duan Siyao to eat first.

Duan Siyao was heartbroken by the cute expression of the butt, thinking how could there be such a cute and obedient kitten in the world, so he quickly picked up the chopsticks and ate a mouthful before turning back and burying his head in it. In the bowl, eat "Hochi Hochi".

The pig's feet of this Longjiang pig's foot rice are delicious. After being boiled in brine for a long time, the meat is soft and sticky. The fragrance is incomparable, the rich aroma fills the whole mouth, it is extremely sweet, and when paired with the rice with marinade, Duan Siyao can't stop mouthing.

The same thing that can’t stop talking is Pipi. Pipi’s entire small head is almost buried in the bowl, and he is very anxious to hook the crispy pork feet with his tongue with thorns. A little bit is not enough to satisfy him, so he opened his mouth wide.” He gnawed straight away, his tail and ears quivered wildly, and the fur on his back was so fluffy that it bloomed in the night wind like a dandelion. It was obvious to the naked eye that he was very happy to eat.

Duan Siyao saw the appearance of the butt eating, and was a little worried that the butt was not enough to eat, so he took two pieces of meat from his own bowl. The beard at both ends of the butt's mouth was stained with brine, and his mouth was messed up, like a thank you After yelling "Mimi woo woo" twice, he flung his teeth and claws at Duan Siyao's new meat, and opened his mouth to continue eating.

However, before it touched the piece of meat, it stopped suddenly, its ears retracted, and it looked a little vigilant.

"What's the matter?" Duan Siyao was stunned by the reaction of the butt, and subconsciously took the chopsticks and poked the two pieces of meat in front of the butt, "Is there anything in the meat?"

Just as Duan Siyao finished speaking, suddenly his back felt cold, his hairs stood on end, and he shivered inexplicably, as if the hair on the top of his head was about to explode.

He is always sensitive in inexplicable places. For example, he will sense some dangers before they come. Even if he doesn't understand what happened, he will involuntarily become vigilant in advance, just like he is now.

Duan Siyao suddenly felt a bad premonition and a sense of crisis that came from nowhere. When he paused with his hand holding the chopsticks, he felt someone slowly approaching him.

At this moment, Duan Siyao's mind flashed countless news about psychopaths going out at night with a knife and indiscriminately killing people. He was startled, and saw that his butt was as vigilant as him, and his premonition became stronger.

Footsteps started to sound behind him, probably because he simply felt that the person was walking towards him, and from the sound of footsteps, compared to the hesitation and slowness just now, the other party seemed to be much more anxious now, and the sound of footsteps came again. Urgent and serious, Duan Siyao even somehow felt that the other party should be a little angry now, no, it should be said that he was already a little out of breath.

Duan Siyao didn't dare to turn his head back, for fear that something abnormal would really happen, and if he turned around and confronted him, he would irritate him and get chopped off. Under such nervousness, he didn't even dare to continue eating pig's knuckle rice.

He wasn't the only one who didn't continue to eat.

Butt licked his mouth, licked off all the fat and marinade sticking to his mouth, then looked back at Duan Siyao, and "meowed" very softly, his big eyes looked a little guilty, and his tail drooped , just like waiting to be reprimanded by the master for doing something wrong.

Duan Siyao: "?"

Duan Siyao didn't know why Pipi made such an expression, he looked mournful and pitiful, so he asked in a low voice, "What's wrong?"

"What's the matter?" Duan Siyao had just finished speaking, when a rhetorical question came from behind him.

Duan Siyao was so angry and wronged by this sentence, but it was so loud, it sounded like it was exploding in his ears, so scared that he subconsciously reached out and picked up his crutches and swept them back, but the crutches were nothing. After sweeping, he was grabbed and could not be pulled back.

It's over, Duan Siyao closed his eyes and thought.

In the next second, another sentence reached Duan Siyao's ears, "You still want to hit me?!"

Duan Siyao: "?"

This voice seems familiar, who is it?

The tone is also very familiar, why do you feel that you always hear this tone recently?

Before Duan Siyao could react, the other party was already impatiently waiting, and added another sentence: "Not only hit me, but you also ignored me?!"

Duan Siyao: "..."

Oh, I remembered, it was the dog he left at home to eat instant noodles—no, it was Ji Jingnian who was left at home to eat.

Just as Duan Siyao was relieved, he opened his eyes to look at Ji Jingnian, and once he saw Ji Jingnian's aggrieved eyes, his heart shuddered again.

The sense of déjà vu that emerged when I took the elevator with my butt just now and went out to steal food suddenly reappeared inappropriately at this time. Duan Siyao thought: There will always be a day when a scumbag spends his days and drinks, and he will overturn. Well, the original partner came directly to the door to catch the adulterer.

The corner of Duan Siyao's mouth twitched, and he quickly let go of the hand that was still holding the cane. He pulled away the stool next to him to signal Ji Jingnian to sit down, and asked with a very embarrassed expression, "Why did you come down? Are you done eating noodles?"

"It's over." Ji Jingnian sat down on the stool, pointed at Butt who was hiding next to him and pretended to be dead, and crossed his hands in front of his chest, "Butt's mood swings are so violent, it's so happy that it wants to fly to the sky I thought it was strange, so I came over to have a look, but what are you guys doing? Are you stealing food behind my back?!"

Duan Siyao: "..."

Ji Jingnian's last sentence was so loud that Duan Siyao could even feel the beeping of the gossip radars of the people around him, and he was still watching them secretly from the corner of his eye.

After all, the word "stealing" is too easy to cause ambiguity.

"What is stealing!" Duan Siyao quickly turned his flexible head, thinking that a scumbag is so good at talking, it is not easy to fool a silly dog ​​with strong limbs and a simple mind?

Duan Siyao finished thinking after a few seconds, and immediately turned the gun and began to shake the pot: "If you hadn't eaten my noodles, would it be necessary for me to drag this leg out to eat?"

He pointed to the big signboard with yellow letters on a red background, and said seriously: "Did you see it, pig's feet, why do you think I eat pig's feet?"

As he said, he stretched out the wrapped foot, "Huh? Why should I eat pig's feet on purpose?"

Ji Jingnian: "..."

Ji Jingnian looked down at Duan Siyao's broken foot, and felt guilty.

He rubbed his nose and didn't dare to answer, but while feeling that something was wrong, he thought: Yes, if he hadn't eaten Duan Siyao's noodles and made Duan Siyao's feet like this, Duan Siyao Si Yao doesn't have to come out to eat, does he?

Ji Jingnian pondered for a while, and then asked a little confused: "Then why did you say it and throw out the trash?"

Duan Siyao's expression froze, and he quickly recovered, "I'm afraid you will feel sorry, do you want to eat? Shall I buy you one?"

Ji Jingnian's eyes lit up immediately, and he was a little embarrassed, he said coyly: "Then buy another one, you are really different from that narrow-minded guide, you are quite a nice person, don't blame me for buying me food... I will work hard to do housework in the future..."

Duan Siyao who suddenly received a good person card and even got a promise: "..."

"Ha, haha..." Duan Siyao turned his head in embarrassment: "Boss, another 15 yuan pork knuckle rice!"