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Duan Siyao and Ji Jingnian quarreled for a long time, and when they really started eating, the noodles were too soft.

Duan Siyao poked the instant noodle bucket twice with his chopsticks. He didn’t know why he craved instant noodles for a while. He bought a bunch of them and ate them for a few days in retaliation. Instant noodles ptsd, the smell of instant noodles is like throwing up. When I go to the supermarket and see the shelves of exclusive instant noodles, I want to take a detour. The leftover instant noodles are all stuffed into the cabinet.

Although the period of ptsd has passed now, I won’t feel like vomiting when I smell it, but I still haven’t rekindled my love for instant noodles. I couldn't help but curse myself in my heart for suggesting to eat instant noodles.

Really asking for trouble No.1!

Reluctantly, he picked up a few noodles and stuffed them into his mouth, with an expression like he was being tortured. After eating a few mouthfuls like chewing wax, he felt that life was alive, and nothing could hurt his tongue, so he immediately put down his chopsticks.

"Forget it, let's order takeaway." Duan Siyao said while looking up at Ji Jingnian, "What do you want to eat—?"

"Gu dong gu dong!"

"what--"

Duan Siyao: "?"

Duan Siyao suddenly stopped asking halfway through the question.

Ji Jingnian had already eaten up the instant noodles like a storm, and put the instant noodle bucket in his hand back on the table with a "click", and the instant noodle bucket was clean, not even a little soup left.

He took out a tissue to wipe his mouth, and did not forget to answer: "What did you just say? What is takeaway? Is it a kind of food?"

"..." Duan Siyao didn't answer him, his eyes were still looking at the clean and shiny instant noodle bucket, and he said in a daze, "...Have you finished eating?"

"It's over!" Ji Jingnian licked his mouth, and couldn't help but glance at the untouched bucket of instant noodles in front of Duan Siyao, the desire in his eyes was very obvious, "Why don't you eat it?"

"Eat..." Duan Siyao looked a little droopy, and whispered in a very rigid tone: "Eat...I eat...I eat..."

When Ji Jingnian heard Duan Siyao said that he wanted to eat, he took his eyes off the bucket of instant noodles with great difficulty, "Oh...you eat, you eat, you eat quickly!"

After Ji Jingnian finished speaking, he saw that Duan Siyao said he wanted to eat, but actually the chopsticks did not move at all, so he urged anxiously, "Why don't you eat? Hurry up, don't dawdle, eat!"

Duan Siyao: "?"

Duan Siyao was hypnotizing himself in his heart, telling himself repeatedly: instant noodles are still very happy and delicious when you haven't eaten them for a long time.

But no matter how much he hypnotized, the chopsticks in his hand were still as heavy as a thousand catties, he couldn't lift them up no matter what, and then he heard Ji Jingnian's urgent words urging him to eat noodles, he was a little confused for a while, and raised his head to look at Ji Jingnian again , "My face, what are you in a hurry for?"

Ji Jingnian quickly averted his eyes, and his attitude of not wanting to meet Duan Siyao's eyes seemed very unnatural and very strange, "I'm not in a hurry! Anyway, you just eat quickly! Don't slow down!"

Duan Siyao squinted suspiciously at Ji Jingnian for a long while, and then noticed that Ji Jingnian secretly swallowed his saliva. He was still glancing at his instant noodles from the corner of his eye. Only then did he see Ji Jingnian's desire for his instant noodles.

His hand holding the chopsticks stopped suddenly, a small light bulb lit up in his mind, and he tentatively pushed the instant noodle bucket towards Ji Jingnian.

From the corner of Ji Jingnian's eyes, he followed the bucket of instant noodles, and even turned his face away from the side unconsciously, but he continued to put on a show and said, "Why are you pushing the instant noodles over here? Are you trying to test me? Am I right?" Will fall for it!"

When Duan Siyao heard Ji Jingnian's words, he couldn't help rolling his eyes, and subconsciously wanted to raise the corners of his mouth to smile at Ji Jingnian, but halfway through the smile, he remembered that Ji Jingnian said that as long as he smiled, nothing good would happen, and immediately put the corners of his mouth that almost betrayed him. press down.

"Hey, I was thinking that eating a bucket of instant noodles would not be enough for you, and I'm not hungry, so I was going to ask you if you want to eat." Duan Siyao sighed loudly, shook his head very vigorously, and exhausted his whole body Showing his pity with strength, he drew a half circle with his arm before reaching for the instant noodles pushed in front of Ji Jingnian, as if to pull the instant noodles back.

"Wait!" Ji Jingnian immediately protected the instant noodles in front of him, avoiding Duan Siyao's overstretched hand, and a little disbelieving that Duan Siyao would be so kind, he asked suspiciously: "Are you really giving it to me? No?" testing me?"

"What can I do to test you?" Duan Siyao hesitated, thinking that Ji Jingnian was too difficult to deal with, he acted like a fool when he should be wary, and guessed wildly when he shouldn't be wary.

Although Ji Jingnian misunderstood the meaning of M just now, but Duan Siyao felt that Ji Jingnian really has a bit of the characteristics of M. He would not eat soft ones, and it would be annoying if he insisted on pushing an inch. obedient.

Duan Siyao immediately put on a serious face, and patted Ji Jingnian's arm holding the instant noodle bucket with a "slap"—then he couldn't help trembling, and secretly clenched his fist to cover his red palm.

Damn, why is the back of Ji Jingnian's hands as hard as iron!

Duan Siyao gritted his teeth, his palms were hot, and his tone dropped several degrees, almost freezing point, "If you don't eat, give it back to me! Let go and go to the living room!"

"I'll eat!" As soon as Ji Jingnian heard Duan Siyao start swearing, he knew that Duan Siyao was really willing to let him eat the instant noodles instead of doing some tricks to test him. After speaking, he immediately held the instant noodle bucket in one hand Holding the chopsticks in one hand, as if afraid that Duan Siyao would regret it, he quickly buried himself in eating the almost lumpy instant noodles.

Duan Siyao: "..."

Duan Siyao touched his stomach, and opened a can of dace with black bean sauce on the table for Ji Jingnian, put it in front of him to signal him to eat, then took the crutch beside the table, stood up, and said in a very natural tone: "I Go downstairs and throw a piece of garbage, eat slowly, don't worry about me."

"Hiss, hiss." Ji Jingnian picked up a piece of fish and was so overwhelmed by the taste that his tail almost went up to the sky, he raised his head in the midst of his busy schedule, "Why are you throwing away trash like this, I'll go later. "

"It's okay, I'll take a stroll, just exercise my legs, eat well, and I'll be back later." Duan Siyao refused Ji Jingnian's help with rare consideration, and waved at his ass, "Go, fart, go shopping with me."

"Meow~" Pipi immediately ran to Duan Siyao's feet, rubbed his fluffy head against his trousers, and said "meow meow" a few times, but he just refused to let Duan Siyao hug it .

Ji Jingnian translated from the side: "It's afraid of you walking alone, and it's inconvenient to hold it if your leg is injured. Just let it walk by itself."

Duan Siyao patted Pipi's head, walked to the door and changed into the slippers he was going out, and Pipi obediently followed Duan Siyao out.

Duan Siyao closed the door calmly, Ji Jingnian didn't even notice that Duan Siyao didn't have any garbage bags in his hands.

The elevator door opened, and Duan Siyao walked in with a blank expression on his face. After the elevator door slowly closed, Duan Siyao immediately looked down at Bi Pi with a mysterious expression on his face, and whispered, "Pi Pi, what do you want to eat?"

Pipi flicked his tail, fluttered his big round eyes, and called out very sweetly: "Meow?"

For some reason, Duan Siyao suddenly felt like a scumbag who went out with his mistress behind his back and wasted his life.