don't touch my pussy

The author has something to say: I probably understand everything, this is the love story of two fools

"Why do you people on Earth speak strangely?" After returning to Duan Siyao's house, Ji Jingnian did not regard himself as an outsider at all, and sat on the sofa with his legs spread apart, forcefully squatting beside him and waiting for Duan Siyao. Yao hugged its ass and pulled it into his arms, rua belly, and complained: "Is the sentinel funny? I know there are no sentries on your earth now, but is it necessary to make that expression?"

Duan Siyao just took a sip of water after sitting down, when he heard Ji Jingnian's words, he almost spit out, but finally swallowed it firmly, wiped the water dripping from the corner of his mouth with the back of his hand, and said with a serious face, "It's not funny, Sentinel It is not funny."

After he finished speaking, he glanced at Ji Jingnian who immediately became smug after receiving the answer, and silently added in his heart: It's just that you are more funny.

"Meow!" Butt had been waiting for Ji Jingnian to let him go, but Ji Jingnian couldn't find his mind when he floated up. After being rubbed roughly for several minutes, his butt finally became angry, and after a roar, he tilted his head hard. He bit Ji Jingnian's hand hard.

Ji Jingnian is immersed in the dream of being the only sentinel on the earth, being loved by the people of the earth, and having countless delicacies delivered to his door every day. Before he can laugh out loud, he is suddenly bitten back to reality .

He let out a low "hiss", and quickly rolled and crawled away from his arms, stepping on Ji Jingnian's coat and slacks with his four limbs and paws, screaming "Mimi woo woo" and galloping all the way to Duan Siyao's arms.

Pipi lay on Duan Siyao's lap with his belly spread out, scratched his stomach with difficulty with his short claws, and flicked his tail while screaming "Meow Meow Meow", staring at the person sitting next to him with his round eyes. It's Ji Jingnian who grimaces.

Duan Siyao: "..."

Duan Siyao rubbed his butt soothingly, and glanced at Ji Jingnian who was dissatisfied by the way, then his expression changed suddenly, the corner of his mouth twitched and he frowned and looked away, "Ji Jingnian! Your coat fell off again. Already! Close your open legs for me!"

Ji Jingnian looked down, immediately clamped his knees, his face blushed for a moment, and then he started to blame the cat without thinking: "It's all because of this cat, I was tied up well, and it insisted on coming to my arms and rolling with me." Wan, won’t you kick off my coat Wan Wan!”

Pipi, who was holding Duan Siyao's wrist, was acting coquettish and having fun, but after hearing Ji Jingnian's words, he almost confiscated his teeth and almost bit Duan Siyao's finger.

"Ahem..." Ji Jingnian put his coat on his thigh, feeling ashamed of himself, and continued to find a place for himself, "Oh, you know, my charm is too great, and I couldn't control my ass for a while. I, I can't blame it either, after all..."

"Enough." Duan Siyao hugged his butt with difficulty and said, "If you talk about it again, I won't be able to hold my butt."

"..." Ji Jingnian fell silent for a second.

After a few minutes of embarrassment, Duan Siyao stood up with a cane, "Let's go, I'll take you to the bathroom, take a shower and change your clothes..."

As he spoke, he glanced at Ji Jingnian's height after he stood up.

Good guy, he stood up straight enough to barely reach Ji Jingnian's chin, and the other party estimated that it was 1.9 meters higher.

On the way back, I remembered to buy him new underwear, but I forgot the clothes, and I don’t know whether he can wear them or not...

Forget it.

Duan Siyao leaned on his crutches, turned around and took Ji Jingnian to the bathroom, thinking: wear it for two days, anyway, Ji Jingnian looks rough and thick, and I will go to Taobao to buy some clothes and pants that cost ten yuan a piece. Well, anyway, the aliens don't understand the price and quality.

Ji Jingnian didn't know that he had already been calculated by Duan Siyao, and he was still looking around very curiously, and then he felt his back being patted lightly, like a feather falling on his body, wanting to It's not that he has a high perception and can't find it.

He turned his head and looked over, and found that Duan Siyao was standing next to him, with his back leaning against the wall, his left hand holding his right hand in his bosom, bent over, his head buried and grinning, his ears were all red Yes, I didn't care if the crutch fell to the side.

"What are you doing?" Ji Jingnian bent down to pick up the crutch, and was afraid that Duan Siyao would not be able to stand still, so he wanted to reach out and grab Duan Siyao's hand to help him hold the crutch.

But before he stretched out half of his hand, Duan Siyao immediately stuffed his hand behind his back, glared at him, and asked viciously, "What are you doing?!"

Ji Jingnian was at a loss, he just felt that Duan Siyao was really moody and too difficult to serve, he was so considerate to help pick up the crutches, why was he still being yelled at!

The more he thought about it, the more wronged he became, and the more he thought about it, he felt helpless, but he didn't dare to speak loudly to Duan Siyao, for fear that Duan Siyao would drive him out, so he had no choice but to face Duan Siyao with his eyes open without saying a word. Stare at each other.

I will never bow my head, I also have dignity!Ji Jingnian thought in his heart: Whoever blinks first is the dog!

Duan Siyao: "..."

Duan Siyao put his hands behind his back, his fingers twitched, his palms were red and painful.

Just now, he just watched Ji Jingnian poking his head curiously, like a curious husky who just arrived at a strange new home and was looking around where to start dismantling, so he got playful and planned to give Ji Jingnian a piece from behind. Slap, scare him, and get revenge for twisting his foot by the way.

Unexpectedly, after this slap, Ji Jingnian didn't react at all, but it was as if he had been hit on an iron plate, his hand was almost scrapped by his own slap.

He was terribly angry, but he really started this matter first, and he couldn't scold Ji Jingnian for being so strong and hard, and felt ashamed, when he looked up and saw Ji Jingnian staring at him, he subconsciously told Ji Jingnian not to admit defeat They stared at each other.

Two minutes later, a tear slowly flowed down Duan Siyao's red eyes.

Duan Siyao's hand was no longer in pain, he reached out to wipe away the tears, and saw that Ji Jingnian was still staring at him motionlessly, with three question marks slowly appearing in his head.

Duan Siyao asked himself: Why am I playing such a childish vindictive game like this?

He realized that he had been taken away by Ji Jingnian unknowingly, and immediately blinked his sour eye sockets angrily, and was about to rush Ji Jingnian into the bathroom to take a shower when he heard a cheer coming from his ear.

Duan Siyao: "?"

"You lost!" Ji Jingnian probably stared until his eyes went dry, he blinked crazily and shouted, "Blink first, you lose, you're a dog!"

Duan Siyao: "...Who do you call a dog?"

"Of course—" Ji Jingnian looked at Duan Siyao, and saw Duan Siyao facing him, his red eyes were like a crescent moon, and the corners of his lips were raised gently, looking very gentle and good-natured.

But Ji Jingnian ensured that even if he stared for 2 minutes with his good eyesight, he saw the corner of Duan Siyao's mouth twitch fiercely.

He was gnashing his teeth.

Ji Jingnian recalled the image of that rookie guide who couldn't beat him in a fight, who would come to hell, smiling, hugging his butt and rubbing it over and over again, pressing him on the ground and rubbing him frantically, he couldn't help shrinking his neck with lingering fear.

Why is this Duan Siyao and that Duan Siyao both smiling tigers, the gentler they smile, the more ferocious their actions!

The name Duan Siyao is cursed, is this kind of scary person made? !

He was complaining frantically in his heart when he heard Duan Siyao ask again: "Who do you call a dog? Huh?"

That "Huh?" was simply synonymous with intimidation, and the direct "Huh?" went to Ji Jingnian's heart, and it made his skin crawl.

Those who know the current affairs are handsome.

Ji Jingnian repeated this sentence for the [-]st time, which he read from the few precious books left on the ancient earth, and nodded with humiliation: "I am a dog, I am."

After he finished speaking, he looked up and saw that Duan Siyao's expression didn't fluctuate in any way, his heart skipped a beat, and he added with trembling lips: "Wow."

Duan Siyao: "...Poof."

Ji Jingnian: "?"

Ji Jingnian wondered blankly: Why is this sound so similar to that of a fart? !