don't touch my pussy

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While walking, Ji Jingnian wondered what was wrong, but before he could figure it out, Duan Siyao lightly poked his arm.

"Big biscuits." Duan Siyao poked Ji Jingnian's arm, feeling that the muscles under his hand were hard and a little elastic, he couldn't help but poked it a couple more times before saying: "The 11th floor is here, you can put me down now. "

"Hiss..." Ji Jingnian obediently put Duan Siyao on the ground, his butt had already jumped to the ground when Duan Siyao was talking, and was squatting aside waiting.

Ji Jingnian rubbed his ears and said, "Call me again?"

The corner of Duan Siyao's mouth twitched, but he forced it down again, his lips twitched twice before he couldn't hold back his laughter, "Big...big sesame cake...poof——"

Ji Jingnian: "?"

Something was wrong, usually if he was called "the number one sentinel in the world", he would be unconsciously happy in his heart, but Duan Siyao called him so many times, she didn't feel that kind of praise.

Not right, really not right.

Ji Jingnian believed in his intuition very much, he immediately became alert, looked at Duan Siyao suspiciously, and said tentatively, "You're scolding me."

"Why am I scolding you for no reason?" Duan Siyao's expression was calm, and he even glanced at Ji Jingnian inexplicably, then reached out and patted him on the shoulder, "Go away, go away, I'm going to ask the neighbor for the new door The key."

Ji Jingnian squinted his eyes and looked at Duan Siyao for a long time, and found that he really couldn't find any flaws before he picked his head and turned sideways to let Duan Siyao walk over.

Duan Siyao walked past Ji Jingnian on crutches with a blank expression on his face, and finally couldn't help but open his mouth to laugh when his back was completely turned to Ji Jingnian, and let out a small "pop" sound.

Ji Jingnian moved his ears, and immediately shouted, "You laugh at me!"

"I didn't!" Duan Siyao turned his head to look at Ji Jingnian, and turned his head to accuse: "You farted! I heard voices!"

"I didn't fart! It was you who was the one laughing!" Ji Jingnian shouted angrily, "It's you! You're behind my back!"

Duan Siyao tapped twice on the ground with his crutches, "Who's laugh is 'puff puff'? It's clear that you farted and you still don't admit it!"

"It's not me—" Ji Jingnian paused, suddenly lowered his head to see the ass that was raising his butt and scratched his head with one foot, and suddenly realized: "It's you who fart! Let you eat so much meat!"

Pipi's paws that were scratching his head immediately froze in mid-air: "?"

Duan Siyao: "Pfft..."

Ji Jingnian covered his nose and took two steps back, looked at Butt with disgust, pointed at Butt's exposed buttocks because of raised hind paws, and accused, "Put your feet down quickly! Cover your buttocks." !"

Pipi raised his hind paws, opened his mouth and turned his head to silently glance at Ji Jingnian: "...Meow?"

Duan Siyao's neighbor next door is an old couple. After Duan Siyao's adoptive parents both passed away due to accidents in high school, they have been taking care of Duan Siyao. Duan Siyao has a very close relationship with them.

This time, the new door of the house was reinstalled under their care, and the key was also with them. Duan Siyao rang the doorbell next door, and soon someone came to open the door.

When the old couple saw that it was Duan Siyao coming, they immediately smiled, looked down and saw Duan Siyao's feet wrapped in thick gauze, they were shocked again, and hurriedly pulled him to ask what happened.

Duan Siyao moved his feet, smiled awkwardly, and then glared at Ji Jingnian who was standing beside him.

When Ji Jingnian received Duan Siyao's eye knife, he originally wanted to stare back dissatisfied, but then he thought that it was indeed because of him that Duan Siyao was hurt like this, and he hadn't entered Duan Siyao's house yet. Maybe there is also the possibility of being evicted and sleeping on the street.

He thought about the scene of holding his butt and opening his crotch in the storm, sleeping under the overpass, being pointed at by everyone, and being turned away by the police to the police station. He immediately stopped daring, and immediately turned his eyes back. Pulling his mouth at Duan Siyao, he shook his head like a coquettish ass, showing an obedient smile.

Duan Siyao: "...What are you doing shaking your head?"

Ji Jingnian: "?"

Duan Siyao touched the oily goosebumps on his hands, didn't even bother to manage his facial expressions, and put on a [-]% disgusted expression with his pretty face, "Are you listening to the sound of water inside? "

Ji Jingnian: "?"

Ji Jingnian felt that Duan Siyao's words were like playing charades. As an alien—no, as the number one sentinel of the empire, he didn't understand a word, so he could only ask in a low voice: "What do you mean? Why is there a sound of water in my head? "

"Because you are a biscuit." Duan Siyao finished with a cold face, then immediately turned to the old couple and smiled obediently, took the key from them, and quickly put the bag of fruit they handed over to the old couple. Push back, "No, no, there are fruits at home, you can eat them yourself!"

"Hey, how can you buy fruit by yourself, don't we know about you?" Seeing that Duan Siyao refused to take it, the old lady simply stuffed it into the arms of Ji Jingnian who was standing beside him, and turned her head again Tell Duan Siyao: "Don't eat it if you think it's troublesome, you know? Peeling oranges is very simple, don't be lazy."

Ji Jingnian lowered his head to look at the orange in his arms, and moved his nose: It smells delicious, is this for me?

Duan Siyao hurriedly looked at Ji Jingnian, beckoning him to pass the oranges back, who knew that Ji Jingnian was holding that bag of oranges like a baby, wrapping his iron arms in front of him, wrapping up the oranges tightly, who knows It looks like you can't take it away.

Duan Siyao: "..."

The old couple seemed to realize that there was someone beside them, and asked kindly, "Xiaoyao, is this your friend?"

Duan Siyao felt that he couldn't explain the complicated relationship between the two of them for a while, so he nodded and said, "Well, his name is Ji Jingnian."

After finishing speaking, he secretly poked Ji Jingnian with his elbow, signaling him to say hello.

When Ji Jingnian was in the alliance, he didn't like to deal with too many people, and his attitude was always lazy, but because of his and Duan Siyao's identities, the two would often appear in front of the public together, or go to meet some special character.

Whenever it was time to introduce himself, Duan Siyao would secretly poke him with his elbow, lightly when he was in a good mood, and hard when he was in a bad mood or when the two had just finished arguing.

Ji Jingnian had already been stabbed out of reflex, and now he was stabbed again by Duan Siyao, subconsciously stood at attention and saluted, and said in a deep voice, "Hello, I'm Sentinel Ji Jingnian."

Duan Siyao and the old couple: "..."

The old couple: "How are you burning... biscuits...?"