The villain cute cub kindergarten

It was only halfway through the video, and Lan Lan's face was already blushing, and she angrily slapped Tan Yilin with her furry wings.

"Bad guy! Turn it off!" Lan Lan sincerely felt that she had completely lost the face of the blood clan, huh.

"However, even if I turn off the video, there will still be millions of viewers who have seen you drunk." Tan Yilin squeezed his face and hugged Lan Lan into his arms.

The 'bad guy' touched his fluffy wings and dragged the progress bar viciously, making Lan Lan appreciate the scene of her drunkenness again.

Tan Yilin joked, "Yesterday you said you liked me the most, but today you call me a bad guy, it's really heartless."

"Who, who likes you!" Lan Lan reluctantly broke free from her warm embrace, flapped her little wings and flew a few meters away, crying loudly, "I hate you the most, bad human, hehe!"

Lan Lan was so angry that she couldn't fly, she stepped on the bear slippers and ran out of Tan Yilin's room.

Xiaodao and Hua Qinghe laughed at the same time, looking at the barrage.

[I just said that Lan Lan's waywardness is not pleasing, I was wrong, the sweetest thing is being arrogant and frank! 】

[+1!Be proud of the whole world, but be pampered to you, who can stop it! 】

[I have watched both videos, Lan Lan is a typical character of the little prince.He needs attention and love, he is timid and very dependent on the people around him, he is essentially a good boy]

[Yes, yes!Don't be too harsh on the bullet screen, be tolerant to the three-year-old baby—click]

[Lanlan and Xiaodao are both very good, and I really like the top ten daily videos, please update them every day~! 】

[How much did the sister upstairs drink?I actually expect that a pigeon will be updated daily, and the top ten can be updated weekly. I will live broadcast and eat the keyboard]

[Set up a flag, I will eat more on the tenth day]

[If you want to lie to eat and drink, just say it, the top ten will definitely be updated every day, I believe in the top ten! 】

[Weak and weak question... the top ten said that they will show their faces, when will they show their faces? 】

Seeing this barrage, Hua Qinghe and Xiaodao's eyes immediately fell on Tan Yilin's face, asking silently with their eyes.

Qin Yilin cleared his throat and coughed dryly, and moved his fingers to reply:

Next time - sure.

audience:? ? ?

"Next time—definitely" is the most popular stalk on Xiaopozhan. Every time when the UP owner asks for likes, favorites, and recommendations, these four words appear on the screen full of bullet screens.

Write it as next time-definitely, in fact, everyone knows, let alone next time, the next life is not-definite.

The viewers who broke the station are all senior prostitutes, who only watch the video for three consecutive times, and then leave a sentence for the UP master to decide next time.I never expected that there would be an UP master responding to the audience with these four words.

Hey, is this the retribution of years of prostitution?

**

Qin Yilin turned off the computer and left the dormitory to look for the crying bag.

Lan Lan made a fuss on the surface, but she said she hated Tan Yilin.In fact, he didn't run far at all, squatting at the door and drawing circles, waiting eagerly for humans to find him.

Seeing Tan Yilin coming out, Lan Lan pretended to flap her little wings, and ran out humming and chirping.

"Lan Lan, come here." Tan Yilin called him lightly.

"Hmph, what are you doing?" Lan Lan thought to herself, 'If you let me go, I'll just go there, wouldn't it be embarrassing'.But he was honest, and walked over awkwardly, waiting for Tan Yilin to hug him and coax him.

Lan Lan's fantasy is very beautiful, in fact, Qin Yilin asked Lan Lan to go there, mainly to make him a tool demon.

Qin Yilin: "You said that as long as I let you be the hero of the video, you will accompany me to the human kindergarten, does that still count?"

Lan Lan pursed her mouth and said aggrievedly, "You, you took me like that, and you want me to help you."

Tan Yilin was even more aggrieved, "Baby, can you blame me?"

Lan Lan yelled unreasonably, "It's your fault!"

"Okay, blame me." Tan Yilin sighed helplessly, and confirmed with him, "So, you don't want to go?"

Lan Lan lowered her head, grabbed the corner of her clothes, and whispered, "I'm not unwilling either."

If there is no reluctance, does it mean that you are willing?

Tan Yilin hugged Lan Lan into his arms and rubbed his wings.

The little crying bag hugged him tightly, and said softly, "If other humans bully me, you have to protect me well."

Qin Yilin quickly agreed, "Okay."

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard Lan Lan softly yelling "Mr. Ling", the voice was very low, like a mosquito buzzing, shy and timid.

Tan Yilin agreed with a smile, rewarding him with a sweet fruit candy.

**

At the end of August, Human Kindergarten is on summer vacation.

The park was empty, only the teachers of the admissions office stood by their posts and were responsible for receiving the parents who visited the school.

Lan Lan was hugged by Tan Yilin and walked into the private kindergarten.He breathed a sigh of relief when he found that there were only a few people in the huge kindergarten.

Noble Lanlan who once yelled that 'human beings are the food of blood' is less courageous than sesame seeds.Seeing the admissions teacher, he turned his head and hid in Tan Yilin's arms, greeting him timidly with a trembling voice.

Qin Yilin quickly explained, "My child is relatively timid."

"Understand, understand!" The teacher of the admissions office is a kind and fat aunt who is responsible for receiving children all the year round. Many two- and three-year-old children rely on their parents and are afraid to talk to outsiders.

She introduced the main facilities in the park to Tan Yilin, and seeing that Lan Lan was always hiding in the arms of the guardian, she took the initiative to say, "Either I go back to the office first, and you take the child to visit the school?"

"Okay, thank you." Tan Yilin watched the admissions teacher leave, and then patted Lan Lan's butt, letting him get down and go by himself.

The small green light on the shoulders finally faded - Diu Diu.

Lan Lan turned her face slightly, opened her eyes and peeked around.He was willing to leave Tan Yilin's arms only after he was sure that the stranger would leave, and he had to hold Tan Yilin tightly with his little hand.

"Mr. Zero, I'm doing a great job!"

Qin Yilin praised, "It's great!"

Acting in true colors, of course excellent.

Tan Yilin took out the bone flute and walked around the entire kindergarten holding Lan Lan's hand.

Compared with the poorly equipped Demon King Kindergarten, the private kindergarten located in the city center is simply a paradise for children.The entire kindergarten is gorgeous, with slides, trampolines, projection halls, swimming pools, and many friends of the same age.

If there is a choice, Tan Yilin also wants the cubs to come to such a kindergarten and enjoy a happy childhood.

Lan Lan had never seen the world before, so she felt novelty when she saw the toy, and stared at it with bright eyes.

Qin Yilin squeezed his palm, knelt down and asked softly, "Lan Lan, do you want to go to this kindergarten?"

Lan Lan blinked her red pupils, looked at those interesting facilities, then at Tan Yilin, and shook her head slowly.

"I don't want to." Lan Lan replied seriously, "There is no Teacher Ling here, nor Brother Xiaodao and Shagou, I don't like it."

"... Be good." Tan Yilin pinched the little crying bag's face, feeling a little moved in his heart, and continued to ask, "Look at those toys, what do you like the most? Buy one for our kindergarten."

Lan Lan was suddenly excited, and asked loudly, "Can I have them all?"

Tan Yilin smirked, "Baby, what are you thinking?"

"Hmph, the human beings who are digging and searching!" Lan Lan muttered a few words, pointing to the inflatable ball in the middle.

The design of the inflatable ball is very ingenious, the outside is inflated, and there is a small children's cabin inside.Children can get into it and enjoy the feeling of spinning around and rolling around.

Fun is fun, but compared with other toys, it is slightly inferior.

Tan Yilin: "Lan Lan, why do you want that?"

Lan Lan said naively, "Because, Eggy stays in the ball, Teacher Ling holds it every day. I want to stay in the ball too."

"Then let me hug you every day? What a clever little ghost." Tan Yilin was overwhelmed by Lan Lan's wit, and resigned to his fate to hug Zai Zai.

——Poor little Guangguang, the color has just turned pale — Diu Diu, and it turned green again.

So sour, so sour, so sour!

Tan Yilin searched all over the private kindergarten for places with water, not even the toilets.

As a result, the mermaid's bone flute was quiet and silent.

Tan Yilin thanked the admissions teacher, held Lan Lan in his arms, and prepared to use the same method to sneak into another kindergarten.

As a result, before stepping into the gate, he was obstructed by the security guard and the admissions office.

"Visiting the school?" The security guard looked Tan Yilin up and down, impatiently threw out the visitor registration form, and ordered with a superior attitude, "Register first."

Qin Yilin took the pen, quickly scanned the registration form, and found that it was not the same as the registration form he had filled out before.

In addition to personal information, there are two conspicuously required items in the form: annual family income and savings.

Tan Yilin glanced at the previous registration records, and found that those who came to visit this kindergarten had a family income of hundreds of thousands, and there were even millionaires.

After registration, the security guards will mark the parents with star ratings.With an annual income of more than 500 million yuan, they belong to five-star parents.An annual income of more than [-] million is a four-star parent, and so on...

Qin Yilin safely wrote an annual salary of [-] based on the average level of the kindergarten teacher industry.

"It's only [-] yuan, and I have to pay two months' tuition." The security guard pulled back the registration form, and put an X in front of his name in front of Tan Yilin.

Qin Yilin: ...

It doesn't have to be so real.

After successfully entering the kindergarten, Tan Yilin realized that the attitude of the security guard was quite polite.

The teacher of the admissions office had sharp eyes and glanced at Tan Yilin. Even if he found out that the total amount of his clothes was less than five hundred, he immediately rolled his eyes.

Qin Yilin greeted him, but the teacher ignored him and turned around to warmly greet the parents who came behind.

Lan Lan had never been treated like this since she was born, and she was gnashing her teeth to get angry.Qin Yilin quickly held him down and asked the admissions teacher if he could visit the school.

The admissions teacher waved his hand, a gesture of charity that opened the poor's eyes, "Look at it, don't touch it. If you break things, you can't afford to sell your child."

"Okay, I understand." Tan Yilin withdrew from the admissions office and took an angry Lan Lan to visit the kindergarten.

In comparison, this kindergarten is more luxurious than the kindergarten next door, with many novelty toys that are rarely seen in children's playgrounds.

Lan Lan is usually playful, but now she doesn't want to look at it, and keeps urging Tan Yilin to leave quickly.

Tan Yilin also felt bored and had no intention of visiting.I hurriedly searched around, but got nothing, and prepared to leave with my baby.

As a result, just as he walked to the entrance of the Admissions Office, a boy called out Lan Lan's name in surprise.

"Mom! It's Lan Lan! It's Lan Lan!"

"Where is it? Where is it?" The young mother has exquisite makeup, from head to toe - wearing a luxury brand, and the wedding ring diamond on the ring finger is at least five carats.

When she saw Lan Lan, a loving expression immediately appeared on her face, excited and joyful.

"Wow, it's really Lan Lan! The baby is cuter than in the video!" The young mother squatted down, rummaged through her backpack, took out a pile of snacks and toys, and held them in front of Lan Lan, "Lan Lan, auntie watched your video, I like you so much! You call me — and these are all for you!"

Viewers who have watched the video know that Lan Lan is timid and shy.

His thick eyelashes trembled twice, confirming that the aunt in front of him was not malicious.Encouraged by Tan Yilin, he called softly, "Auntie..."

"Ahhh, the voice is really sweet!" The young mother smiled even more happily, and stuffed all the presents into Lan Lan's arms, full of cuteness.

"Do you really want to give it to me?" Lan Lan was flattered, thinking of the etiquette taught by Tan Yilin, she endured her embarrassment and said to her aunt, "Thank you, beautiful aunt!"

"Oh my god, Lan Lan, you are so good, you should really let those black people who say you are willful and rude take a good look!" She is obviously Lan Lan's real mother fan, taking advantage of the little crying bag not paying attention, she secretly squeezed her face Only then did he feel satisfied and stood up to say hello to Tan Yilin.

"Are you one of the top ten? I actually met the deity, so lucky!" She was still excited, and she covered her chest and asked excitedly, "When will you show your face in the video? When is the daily change?"

"Uh." Tan Yilin silently let out a cooing sound when he encountered an on-site reminder for the first time.

"Mom!" The little boy helplessly called out to his mother, wondering if he was his own.

The teacher from the admissions office greeted him, and he couldn't help being a little surprised when he saw that the five-star parent in the kindergarten greeted the poor ghost just now.

He was afraid of what the poor ghost would say to the five-star parents, so he hurried over to meet the young mother.

As a result, as soon as I opened my mouth, I heard the five-star parent say, "Top [-], the Krypton Gold List of your video is too competitive. I donated a full [-], and I didn't even make it into the top [-]."

Tan Yilin immediately thanked her.

The beckoning teacher was a little confused, "What video?"

The young mother explained thoughtfully, "Huh? Don't you know? This is one of the top ten famous UP masters, with millions of fans on the whole network, and the traffic is very large. I thought your kindergarten invited him to do promotion."

Admissions teacher: ...

It's cold.

The attitude of the admissions teacher turned upside down, and he warmly entertained Qin Yilin, trying to save his impression points.

You know, in the contemporary society where traffic dominates, it is a terrible thing to be exposed by Internet celebrities who have the right to speak.If things get serious, the whole network will know that their kindergartens watch people order food.Not only did the kindergarten's reputation drop sharply, but he also suffered from cyber violence.

Tan Yilin didn't bother to talk to him, so he said a few perfunctory words to show that he had no intention of exposing him, so he picked up Lan Lan and left.

Walking out of the kindergarten, you can still hear young mothers arguing with the admissions teacher.

Young mother: "Oh my god, your kindergarten is terrible, isn't it?"

Admissions teacher: "Uh... this was a misunderstanding. I was too busy just now, really. I was going to finish my work and receive him."

"Hehe, who will believe it." The young mother took her son's hand, "Go, we don't choose this kind of kindergarten that only recognizes money!"

The admissions teacher was unwilling to let the five-star parents go, so he kept a few words in vain, and was threatened with 'I just recorded the whole process, and you will be exposed online', and threatened to let all the sisters in his circle of friends avoid lightning.

As we all know, the circle of friends of rich and powerful families are all rich and powerful.As long as the kindergarten offends one, all the 'five-star parents' will block them for a long time to come.

And all of this has nothing to do with Tan Yilin.

He ruled out the two kindergartens within the range, and took Lan Lan to the park, but also—nothing.

There are fewer and fewer locations in the range, and only a few shopping malls and A large are left.

Tan Yilin checked the time and said to Lan Lan, "It's getting dark, let's go home."

"Don't you want to continue looking?" Lan Lan stood on tiptoe, stretched her neck hard to look at the map in his hand, pointed to an area in the picture and asked, "We didn't go here."

"I ruled out this place a long time ago." Tan Yilin told him, "You mean University A, my alma mater. I've been living there for the past four years, and I haven't heard of any supernatural events happening in the school."

Lan Lan wrinkled her small face, and said in a tone of distaste, "Mr. Ling, you are so stupid. 'There is no supernatural event' is the biggest supernatural event."

Qin Yilin: "Ah? Why?"

Lan Lan was stopped by the question, she thought for a few seconds, and then told Tan Yilin, "Go and ask Brother Xiaodao."

Although Lan Lan is clear about many things, it is difficult to explain the reasons.

Tan Yilin took Lan Lan home, and when he got out of the subway station, it was already dark.Fortunately, Xiaoguang had a high brightness and floated ahead to guide the two of them.

"Little Guangguang is amazing." Tan Yilin touched Xiao Guangguang, watched him turn pink automatically, and muttered with a smile, "What kind of species is he? An elf?"

"Huh?" Hearing this, Lan Lan raised her small face to look at Tan Yilin, it seemed that there were a few big words 'you don't even know this' written on her face.

"What elves, he is consciousness!"

"Consciousness?" Tan Yilin had been with Guang Tuan for two months, and it was the first time he knew that he was conscious. No wonder he had no weight.

So Xiao Guangguang is basically equivalent to the human soul, right?

Tan Yilin hurriedly asked, "Whose consciousness?"

Lan Lan was stopped by the question again, feeling ashamed, stomped her feet and said loudly, "You are so annoying! Don't ask me everything!"

Qin Yilin understood in seconds, and went to Xiaodao with two question marks.

Xiaodao has rich experience and profound knowledge, so he can easily help Tan Yilin solve the first problem.

"It's really strange that there have been no supernatural events in a certain place. Because in this world, in addition to tangible things, there are many intangible things, such as luck and evil spirits. Generally speaking, where there are many people, there are also many evil spirits. They don't do evil, but they do many things that human beings consider 'supernatural'."

Qin Yilin nodded, motioning for Xiaodao to continue.

"Actually, the essence of Taoist exorcism is to get rid of evil spirits. There are more or less evil spirits around human beings. Except for some people with yin and yang physique who are easy to provoke evil spirits, most of the evil spirits do not need to be taken care of." Xiaodao paused for a moment, then said, "Tan Teacher, according to what you said, there are no evil spirits in your school."

Tan Yilin: "Listen to you, it's really not normal to have no evil spirits."

"There are many reasons why there are no evil spirits, but the essence is the same: in your school, there must be something that wards off evil spirits and prays for blessings." Xiaodao analyzed to him, "The school is so big, the one that can ward off evil spirits for the entire school is naturally ancient auspiciousness. As far as I know At present, there are only three Xiangrui with this ability in the world, Fenghuang, Qilin, and Bai Ze."

"I know Fenghuang." Tan Yilin told him about Gu Gu Jiang.

Xiaodao: "Well, there are only Qilin and Bai Ze left."

Tan Yilin was a little confused, "But, what does this have to do with me looking for cubs?"

"Because the cub of the mermaid is very weak, instinct will drive him to hide in a place full of spiritual power. If your school is really auspicious, it must be the best choice."

"I see." Tan Yilin took out the bone flute, "I'll try it at University A tomorrow."

When Xiaodao heard that he was going to University A, he opened his mouth and hesitated for half a minute before asking weakly, "Teacher Tan, can I go with you?"

Xiaodao remembered that Tan Yilin once promised to show the cubs the place where he grew up.

"Yes." Tan Yilin quickly agreed, and discussed with Xiaodao, "Let's all go to University A together, and shoot a new video by the way."

Qin Gugu plans to increase the update frequency a little, so as not to be urged to update on the spot next time he meets the audience.

Xiaodao raised the corners of his lips happily, saying yes happily.

"One more question." Tan Yilin held Xiao Guangguang in front of Xiaodao, "How much do you know about him?"

"He is a group of consciousness, and I only know so much." Xiaodao told Tan Yilin, "Only the extremely powerful demons can leave the body and survive in a conscious way. For example, the legendary demon king, his body has been shattered, and his spirit It was completely destroyed, but still not killed. In the end, the Holy Spirit could only seal the Demon King in the dark abyss to prevent him from being reborn. If there is no seal, the Demon King’s consciousness will still live forever, and he will get a new body sooner or later.”

"Yongsheng, that's really powerful." Tan Yilin held Xiao Guangguang to observe the light ball 360 degrees, "So, he is as powerful as the devil?"

"Impossible, the demon king is the most powerful." Xiaodao said seriously, "He has protected the demons and humans for tens of thousands of years, and no one can compare to him."

"It turns out that he still protects human beings." Tan Yilin has been with demons for too long, and the previous concept of "gods are good and demons are evil" has gradually been subverted.

Xiaodao looked at the light group and continued, "I don't know enough to judge his consciousness. But according to my guess, he has recuperated now and will be able to return to his body soon."

"Is that so..." Tan Yilin's tone was a little disappointed.

Returning to the body means that Xiao Guangguang has to leave himself.

I'm still a little unaccustomed to being a charging treasure for him for so long, and he's about to go out of business.

Tan Yilin murmured and asked, "Why is he sticking to me all the time? Does it need to be hatched like Eggy?"

Xiaodao's eyes became strange, "Of course not. His current form consumes more energy, which leads to longer recuperation time. Generally speaking, the demons are willing to stay by your side in the form of consciousness, which proves that there is a deep bond between you." An unbreakable bond."

Qin Yilin:? ? ?

An unbreakable bond?

Is he with Xiao Guangguang?

"This kind of bond usually exists in kinship and love relationships. For example, brother, mother and son, partner..." Xiaoguang's eyes became more strange, and he said, "When I first met you, I wanted to ask, what is your relationship with him? "

Tan Yilin was silent for 2 minutes, "...I want to know too."

Because of what Xiaodao said, Tan Yilin couldn't look directly at Xiao Guangguang.

I hid him under the quilt when I was sleeping, which made me a little insomnia.

In the middle of the night, half asleep and half awake, Xiao Guangguang struggled to float out of the quilt, radiating brightness, allowing his own human beings to have a good night's dream.

——In the dream, Tan Yilin puts on a dress and is about to enter the palace of marriage.You Huanxixi lifted the bride's veil and was about to kiss.As a result, the bride turned into a bright, fluffy light.

Qin Yilin woke up instantly.

When I woke up, the sky was bright outside the window.through the glass.There was a fiery red light in the kindergarten.

"Porphyrin, porphyrin..." was accompanied by the sound of milk spitting.

Tan Yilin just woke up, rubbed his bleary eyes, he was confused for a long time before he came to his senses...

This!

The baby dragon came out of the fireball!

After waiting for several days, the young dragon finally vented all his energy and wobbled out of the fireball.

Tan Yilin's drowsiness disappeared immediately, he hurriedly put on his clothes, and ran out of the dormitory.

"Porphyrin porphyrin~" In the huge yard, the young dragon was bored, blowing fire at the small garden and playing alone.

Poor Hua Qinghe squatted beside her, pitifully protecting the little white flower, lest the young dragon burn herself bald.

Obviously, Teacher Hua's concerns are unnecessary.

The young dragon played in the fireball for four days and five nights, and had already vented all its energy.At this moment, even if he mustered all his strength to breathe out the fire, at most he could suffocate a faint flame.There is no need for wind to blow, and it is extinguished as soon as it comes into contact with air.

"Teacher Qin!" Hua Qinghe saw Tan Yilin running out, as if seeing a savior.

The young dragon heard footsteps and turned around awkwardly.It just hatched and hasn't learned to turn yet.As a result, the left foot tripped over the right foot, and it was difficult to maintain balance with the short front paws, so he fell to the ground with a plop.

Tan Yilin thought it was fun and funny, and reached out to help it up.

The young dragon is covered with red scales, which are very hard and very smooth to the touch, surprisingly easy to touch.

"Porphyrin!" The young dragon was held into the arms of the human beings. At first, he was a little scared, so scared that he spit fire at Tan Yilin.

Unfortunately, all the flames in its stomach were sprayed on the little white flower.Pouting his mouth hard, he could only spit out a little bit of smoke.

Tan Yilin tugged at its big tail, using the baby dragon as a toy, and studied it over and over again.

The young dragon suddenly rotated 360°, shaking its peanut-sized brain a little dizzy, and hurriedly stretched out its front paws to grab the human clothes.

The whole dragon nested into the human arms, smelling a familiar smell.

It is the familiar and reassuring smell that I can smell every day when I stay alone in the eggshell before it hatches.

The young dragon rubbed against Tan Yilin's clothes, raised his head to look at him with black eyes, and let out a vague cry with difficulty.

"Baa baa~" Mom.

Qin Yilin slowly put out a question mark.

My good fellow, the baby dragon I hatched by myself turned out to be a sheep.