The villain cute cub kindergarten

name?

Qin Yilin thought for a few seconds before realizing that Hill is the name of this...doesn't seem to be of any race, in short, it must be non-human...Mr.

"Hello." Tan Yilin remained polite even in the panic, and offered to extend his right hand to show friendliness, "My name is Tan Yilin."

Hill lowered his eyelashes, staring at Tan Yilin's hand, but did not shake hands with him.

"..." The outstretched hand hung in the air, exuding a trace of embarrassment.Tan Yilin secretly glanced at his hand.It was dusty and dirty when he escaped just now, and it was really not suitable to defile Hill.

This gentleman is powerful, with a cold and indifferent temperament. In human society, he is a cool and cool abstinent male god. It is normal for him to be difficult to get along with.

In Hill's eyes, he should be an inferior creature, right?

Tan Yilin withdrew his hand silently, and saw the other's eyes, the pupils were beautifully golden, extremely charming.

Not just the eyes, Hill's body was shrouded in a faint golden light, and every hair was bright and dazzling.

For a moment, Tan Yilin suspected that Hill was a god.

Thinking about it again, how could it be possible for the gods to kill the demons on a large scale in the demon king's kindergarten?How is it possible to help them?

"Yeah." Hill responded lightly, "I am your... the demon king's familiar."

familiar?It should be similar to the positions of the devil's confidant and bodyguard, right?

Qin Yilin thought: No wonder Hill is so powerful, he can easily subdue the fire-breathing young dragons everywhere.

Qin Yilin thought about his words and prepared to thank the other party solemnly.As a result, before the words could be spoken, Hill said "goodbye" lightly, turned around and disappeared into the mirror.

Qin Yilin slowly issued three question marks.

So, that Mr. Hill, has been hiding in the mirror?

Thinking back to when I first arrived here, I introduced myself in sand sculptures in the mirror, maybe even Hill saw it.

...Suddenly want to die.

"Teacher Qin!" Xiaodao rushed over and called him nervously.

"Good boy, I'm fine." Teacher Tan rubbed Xiaodao's hair, then looked down at Lan Lan and the wolf cubs, making sure that all the cubs were safe and lively.

Tan Yilin leaned on the wall and stood up slowly. The little light came from nowhere, and the light was dim.He quickly reached out his hand to support Xiao Guangguang, and dutifully used it as a power bank for the other party.

The sticky ball of light landed on Tan Yilin's hand, and the soft light whiskers wrapped around Tan Yilin's ring finger, rubbing against him everywhere, and he acted better than a docile cat.

Tan Yilin: "Don't rub around, my hands are covered in ashes."

Instead of restraining himself, Xiao Guangguang became even more clingy.

Tan Yilin could only let him go, hugged Lan Lan who was crying and had red eyes, and slowly approached the fireball in the middle of the kindergarten courtyard.

"Ah! Don't come here!" Lan Lan hiccupped in fright, resisting the big fireball.

Tan Yilin let go of his hands and rubbed Lan Lan's wings, "Don't be afraid, Lan Lan, he's your younger brother."

"Brother, younger brother." Lan Lan wiped away tears, although her heart was full of fear, she grabbed Tan Yilin's clothes and walked over bravely.

The flames were blazing, and Tan Yilin could feel the scorching heat inside, but the surface seemed to be wrapped in a heat-insulating layer, and the temperature was relatively low.

Tan Yilin tentatively stretched out his hand, and was able to touch the young dragon inside through the fireball.

"Aww~" The wolf cub followed his example, stomping on the plum-blossom pad, and greeted his brother happily.

A baby dragon that just broke its shell, lives in its own exclusive flame nursery ball, playing with the big fire dragon with great joy, and its cry is getting louder and louder.

"What a lively baby." Tan Yilin squeezed the tip of the young dragon's tail across the fireball, "When will it come out?"

Xiaodao touched the surface of the fireball and told Tan Yilin, "This fireball should be a high-level barrier. It will be automatically dispelled after the young dragon has vented its energy. Depending on the situation, it should take three to five days."

"Three to five days, it's a long time." Tan Yilin nodded and asked again, "When it comes out, will it still breathe fire like it is now?"

"Probably not. It has vented all its energy and needs to start training from the beginning. It can only breathe fire when it grows up." Xiaodao picked up the wolf cub, held its claws and told Tan Yilin, "It's like this."

"Aww?" The wolf cub flicked his tail happily, tilted his head and licked Brother Xiaodao.

Tan Yilin looked at the silly wolf cub for a few seconds, then silently took out his mobile phone and opened the Demon World Mall.

In short, let's recharge the young dragon's IQ first, so that it can win at the starting line.

It's a pity that the list of new products in the Demon Realm Mall doesn't have the IQ of young dragons, only baby milk powder.

Wolf cubs are also in the feeding period, and Tan Yilin is quite experienced in making milk powder.But he observed the young dragon and felt that it should not lie on the ground and drink milk like a wolf cub.

Throughout human history, 'dragons' have been living in legends.And so many legends, none of them told Tan Yilin:

龙…

How should I drink milk.

Tan Yilin looked at the young dragon's short round body, his not very flexible hind legs, and his unresponsive round body.

——It is estimated that I can only breastfeed manually, so go buy a feeding bottle first.

There is a supermarket near the kindergarten, which mainly sells daily necessities, and there are few baby products.

Tan Yilin entrusted the cub to Hua Qinghe, and took Xiaodao and Xiao Guangguang to the mother and baby store in the city center to purchase.

Before setting off, he saw Hua Qinghe holding a meat skewer and grilling the meat with the flames sprayed by the young dragon, and encouraged the young dragon to spray more.

"Don't stop, work harder, the meat is not cooked yet."

Lan Lan stared at the meat skewers eagerly, and cheered up the young dragon, "Brother, come on, hurry up and breathe fire!"

"Aww!" Hungry, fleshy.

Young dragon:? ? ?

You guys don't have the heart to destroy the newly hatched weak cubs!

Tan Yilin laughed out loud and gave Teacher Hua a thumbs up.

**

Xiaodao and Tan Yilin have been to the city center, but only went to the Children's Paradise.

As a first-tier city in the country, the downtown area is quite prosperous, with various shopping malls, food courts, and entertainment venues, and it can be called a top-notch shopping mall.

Qin Yilin casually strolled around two mother and baby stores, buying feeding bottles, strollers, and small dolls for the baby dragon.Counting all the miscellaneous things, it contributes tens of thousands of GDP to the city.

Fortunately, the little God of Wealth is by his side.Tan Yilin hasn't finished choosing anything yet, he has already swiped his card to pay without blinking an eye.

After consumption, Xiaodao said to Tan Yilin, "Teacher, the things here are very cheap."

Qin Yilin: ...

Versailles Trail: "The consumption level of human society is really low."

Qin Yilin: ...

Xiaodao: "The daily interest on my account is more than that."

"Xiaodao." Poor Bi Tan Yilin pressed his shoulders and said earnestly, "Don't say those words outside, you will be beaten by the gang."

After shopping, it was still early, just in time for lunch.

After Tan Yilin graduated, he stayed in the kindergarten to take care of the cubs, away from human life for a long time.

Given a rare opportunity, he wandered around with Xiaodao and bought him fried chicken and pearl milk tea that children like very much.

Little Zombie doesn't like fried chicken and wastes his teeth, but likes sweet pearl milk tea and cotton candy.Tan Yilin bought a double serving, and wanted Xiao Guangguang to try it too.It ended up dropping in bubble tea and taking a sugar-laden bath.Hide in the marshmallow again, blending with the soft sugar.

Tan Yilin ate the candies around him to save Xiao Guangguang.Accidentally bit too deeply and almost swallowed Xiao Guangguang into his mouth.

The soft beard softly touched his mouth, and the little light rubbed against Tan Yilin's hand, turning the whole body into a little red ball.

It was getting late, and Tan Yilin was about to leave the city center with Xiaodao.

Xiaodao had a great time today, like an ordinary six-year-old kid, chatting with humans.

Suddenly, he felt the talisman in his arms tremble, and his smile faded for a second.

"Teacher Tan, let's leave quickly." Xiaodao reminded in a low voice, "The God of Punishment is nearby."

"...Okay." Tan Yilin hurriedly mixed Xiaodao into the crowd, and took the subway back to the kindergarten.

On the way back, they came to a conclusion.

In the city center, there were two divine punishment envoys.

It might have been a coincidence once, but meeting them both times proved that the God's Punishment Envoy must have a purpose.

After a lot of bad things, Qin also came to a preliminary conclusion: the fifth cub was hiding in the city center.

He found out the city map, centered on the children's playground last time and the shopping mall this time, and circled the approximate area.

In the circle, there are two private senior kindergartens, several shopping malls, a central park, and Qin Yilin's alma mater, A University.

"The scope is already very small. I plan to find him as soon as possible." Tan Yilin clicked on the map, pointing to one of the private kindergartens and said, "Start from here."

The kindergarten he was referring to was located between the children's playground and the shopping mall, so the possibility was extremely high.

Xiaodao: "Alright, how do you plan to find it?"

He has relatively little social experience, but he knows that if Tan Yilin goes to another kindergarten with the excuse of 'looking for cubs', he will definitely be kicked out by the security guards.

Teacher Tan thought for a moment, and replied, "It's simple, I'll find a tool demon, and I'll definitely be able to get in smoothly."

"Who are you looking for?"

Tan Yilin replied, "Lan Lan."

Little friend Lan Lan, the actual age is three years old, and the appearance age is about two and a half years old, which happens to be the golden age for choosing a kindergarten.

If Tan Yilin pretended to be Lan Lan's parent and sneaked into the kindergarten under the name of "choosing a school", the teachers in the kindergarten would definitely welcome him warmly and show him around.

Taking this opportunity, Tan Yilin can try to see if the mermaid's bone flute responds.

His plan was perfect, but he ignored important factors:

The selected tool demon is timid and shy of strangers.

And he has an awkward and arrogant personality, unwilling to cooperate.

"Wow~" The wolf cub was very lively and volunteered to take on this important task.

It's a pity that it is young and doesn't even have the appearance of a human being. Tan Yilin can't send a dog to kindergarten, can he?

He called Ou Zhanmen, and the security guard asked him to turn left to the psychiatric hospital.

Xiaodao is willing to cooperate, but unfortunately he is already past the age of kindergarten, so he can't pass the test with cuteness.

"Forget it, I'll think of another way." Tan Yilin didn't intend to force Lan Lan, and considered another plan.

Lan Lan is very afraid of leaving her comfort zone and is unwilling to go to human kindergarten.

However, aware of the embarrassment of human beings, he mustered up a little bit of courage, and Qiqi Aiai grabbed Tan Yilin's sleeve.

"You...I can go." Lan Lan said with trembling fingers, making up her mind, "But I have a condition, you must satisfy me first."

"What conditions?"

"The last time you filmed that video, my role was too small. I am noble and cute, and I should be the protagonist." Lan Lan already had the consciousness of 'fighting for the position' at a young age, "You shoot again, let me be the protagonist." Protagonist, I will follow you to the human kindergarten."

Tan Yilin didn't agree, pinched Lan Lan's face and told him to turn to face Xiaodao and the wolf cub.

"Lan Lan, you can't go through the back door. If you want to be the protagonist, you have to discuss it with other children."

"I can." Xiaodao said immediately.

"Aww~" The wolf cub wagged his tail happily, not caring about the scene.

Since the two 'actors' compromised, director Qin Yilin immediately arranged the script.

After careful calculation, he has been pigeonholed for more than half a month, and he should really update the video.

Qin Yilin decided to use Lan Lan as the protagonist to plan a daily game of homemade drinks.The other two cubs prepared the drinks, and asked Lan Lan, an expert in fruit and vegetable drinks, to taste and rate the drinks.

Before shooting the video, Hu Tan also placed an order for more than 20 kinds of reddish fruits and vegetables on the food delivery platform, and spent huge sums of money to buy a juicer to keep the cubs entertained while ensuring the quality of the video.

The takeaway merchant heard that he was going to shoot drinks, and gave away several drinks for free.Tan Yilin gratefully accepted it and handed it all over to the cubs.

The wolf cub ran to the side of the plastic bag, knocked down the bag and pulled it twice, took out a round bottle from inside, and chased it all over the ground as a toy.

In a few seconds, the label was bitten off.

The fire dragon in the fireball rolled, and the flames immediately engulfed the broken label, leaving only half of the scorched black character, which could be vaguely seen as "wine".

"Little wolf, this is not a toy." Hua Qinghe picked up the bottle, washed it and put it in the raw material area, ready to make juice for Lan Lan to taste.

"Hurry up!" Lan Lan, who was dressed up, patted the table with great momentum, "You guys are so slow, the world's number one actor has been waiting for a long time!"

"Wait." Tan Yilin adjusted the camera position and gestured OK to Lan Lan, "Let's get started."

Little girl Lan Lan was lively and restless just now, and kept urging Tan Yilin to start quickly.

But when he was actually filming, he became reserved and shy for a second, and even stammered and couldn't speak well when he was in a hurry.Before he finished speaking, his little face turned red with embarrassment.

Qin Yilin could only speak for him, "Today I will bring you the daily life of the babies, and by the way, let us know that there will be new friends joining us in a while."

Qin Yilin chose to shoot in the classroom, and did not let the big fireball in the yard into the shot.

Wait until the baby dragon has vented its energy before considering taking part in the shoot.

In the eyes of ordinary humans, young dragons will be regarded as familiar animals by them.Tan Yilin couldn't help but look forward to whether Xiao Xiaolong would be treated as a cat or a bunny.

"One zero!" Lan Lan complained, "I'm the protagonist, why don't you shoot me~"

"Okay, okay." Qin Yilin agreed repeatedly, and pointed the camera at the little girl Lan Lan, "Today Lan Lan will be the number one male. Gougou and Xiaodao are responsible for feeding him and using the various juices on the table."

"Wow~" Although the wolf cub could understand Tan Yilin's words, he didn't know what he was going to do, so he yelled.

"I'll go first." Brother Xiaodao rolled up his sleeves, demonstrating in a decent manner.

More often than not, the homebrew session has the potential to turn into mutual harm.

When those big stars on TV participate in variety shows, when making drinks for each other, they will deliberately add chili oil, bitter melon juice, mustard sauce and other unpalatable ingredients to make drinks for each other, making the tasters look like they are dying.

Fortunately, the daily videos of cute cubs do not need strange highlights.

Xiaodao first smashed the washed strawberries, pitted the large cherries and put them in the juicer, then added half a watermelon and put two pieces of ice.The prepared drink was sweet and thirst-quenching. Lan Lan gulped down more than half of the cup, wiped her mouth and gave her brother a 9.5 points.

Lan Lan: "Out of 10 points!"

Qin Yilin dutifully narrated, "Brother Lan Lan gave Brother Xiaodao 9.5 points, and deducted 0.5 points, because he was afraid that he would be too proud."

Xiaodao said modestly, "I will continue to work hard."

Next it was the pup's turn.

Its claws are not flexible enough to maneuver the juicer.Teacher Hua took the initiative to ask for help to turn the ingredients selected by the wolf cubs into juice.

"Aww~" The wolf cub chose Tomato first, which seemed quite normal.

In the next second, its claws moved towards the red hot pepper and yelled super loudly.

Lan Lan still remembered the tragic experience of being hot and crying last time, and expressed her resistance wholeheartedly, "No! No chili!"

Qin Yilin: "Dog dog, Lan Lan will cry when eating chili peppers, you can change him."

"Aww~" The wolf cub flicked his tail and laughed happily at Lan Lan.

Lan Lan slapped the table hard, and said angrily, "Who, who is crying? You can pick whatever you want, I'm sure I'll drink all of them without blinking an eye!"

Lan Lan puffed up her chest with an expression of 'I'm super brave'.

The wolf cub barked wildly, Hua Qinghe opened the dog language translator: crybaby, shame on you!

"Who loves to cry?" Lan Lan was extremely ashamed and indignant, pouting her mouth trying to save face for herself, "I will never cry!"

Qin Yilin complained in a low voice, "The effect of this wave of programs is really good."

Who said that cute cubs don't have bad intentions?Wolf wolf has a lot of bad thoughts.

Come on, hurt each other!

The wolf cub really showed no mercy, so he chose more than a dozen kinds of fruits and vegetables, and put all the edible ones into the juicer to make juice.

Some foods are low in water, and the squeezed juice is pitifully small.

The wolf cub jumped onto the table, picked up the round glass bottle, and asked Hua Qinghe to add it.

Hua Qinghe took it over and looked at it, and found that it was the wolf cub chasing it all over the ground just now.She didn't care, unscrewed the bottle cap, added it to the juice, and gave it to Lan Lan to taste.

After Lan Lan took the first sip, her small face was wrinkled, and her red pupils were slightly foggy.

Xiaodao felt sorry for his younger brother, and handed him the steps, "Lan Lan is enough to taste it, let's rate it."

"Wow~" Dog Translator: My sister can't do it~

"I, I..." Lan Lan recalled what she said just now, gritted her teeth and announced, "Don't worry, I will definitely drink it all!"

After finishing speaking, he held the juice glass, gritted his teeth and closed his eyes, and drank it all.

Putting down the cup, Lan Lan hiccupped dizzily, her eyes gradually blurred.

His pale face slowly turned red, he raised his head, and smiled foolishly at Tan Yilin.

Tan Yilin reminded, "Lan Lan, it's time to rate my brother."

"Score? What's the score?" Lan Lan's voice became muffled, and she sounded milkier than a wolf cub.

He climbed onto the table awkwardly and stood up unsteadily.

"Lan Lan, be careful." Xiaodao was afraid that he would fall, so he hurried over to support the desk.

Lan Lan is usually timid and can only fly about one meter when climbing high.

Now he climbed onto the desk, stood on tiptoes, and opened his arms towards Tan Yilin.

"Yi Ling, hug me~" Lan Lan stretched out her arms towards him, blushing and begging for a hug.

what happened?

Lan Lan Xiaotiaojiao has learned to be frank.

Tan Yilin felt it was amazing, he took the camera in the other hand, and hugged Lan Lan.

"Hey hey~" Lan Lan hugged Tan Yilin's neck tightly, lying in his arms and giggling.

Little Guangguang lay on the human shoulder, sour and green.

"Lan Lan likes One Zero the most~" Lan Lan took Qin Yilin's arms, and confessed to Teacher Tan coquettishly loudly, "The new home that One Zero gave Lan Lan, Lan Lan likes it very much! Juice also likes, and storytelling, with It’s super fun to be together.”

"Good boy." It's rare for Tsundere to be so honest, Tan Yilin squeezed his face and said, "Lan Lan is very cute, I like getting along with Lan Lan."

Lan Lan grinned and said with a smile, "One Zero likes me, hehehe~"

"Aww!" The wolf cub protested loudly, demanding to be liked by humans.

Xiaodao silently walked to the wolf cubs, picked up the food that Lan Lan had mixed with juice, and checked them one by one.

Hearing their confession to each other, Xiao Guangguang dimmed for a moment, and the color changed from light green to dark green.

At this moment, he is the greenest light in the world.

"Yi Ling, I don't want to call you Yi Ling in the future." Lan Lan raised her face, looking at Tan Yilin with sparkling red pupils.

Tan Yilin asked, "Then what do you want to call me?"

Lan Lan replied loudly, "Call Mom!"

"Cough, cough..." Tan Yilin almost choked on his saliva.

The gender concept of the demon cubs is very vague. In their little heads, 'mother' is the closest person in the whole world.

Once again, Tan Yilin, who is happy to be a mother, expressed resistance and seriously defined Lanlan's parents.

"Baby, only the woman who gave birth to you can be called mother. In the future, you can call me teacher."

"No no!" Lan Lan resisted, "Teacher is too ordinary."

"Teachers are not ordinary. Teachers, so preaching and teaching karma to solve doubts. You may not understand these, but for us human beings, 'teachers' are second only to parents in importance. A good teacher will become a lamp in life. A bright light. I will try my best to accompany you to grow up, and guide you in the direction of life...uh...mosheng."

"Oh." Lan Lan was dizzy, God knows if she understood.He nodded like a chick pecking at rice, and sweetly called out, "Teacher One Zero~"

"Good boy." Tan Yilin pinched Lan Lan's face, feeling that he was a little too cute today.

Perhaps, in the future, you can consider...

"Teacher Qin." Xiaodao came over with a round bottle in his hand and told Tan Yilin, "Lan Lan is not quite right, she must have drunk this."

"I know." Tan Yilin took the bottle and said with disgust, "When he spoke, he smelled like wine. Sure enough, this should be the red wine given by the store owner."

Xiaodao: "What should I do?"

"Fortunately, the alcohol content of red wine is relatively low. Let him sleep first to wake up the bar." Tan Yilin shook the bottle and said to the camera, "Kids, remember, minors are not allowed to drink alcohol. Otherwise, they will become like Lan Lan." Look, IQ completely dropped."

After Qin Yilin finished his instructions, Xiaodao and the wolf cubs bid farewell to the audience and ended the filming.

While Lan Lan was sleeping in the dark, Tan Yilin quickly edited the video and posted an update.

Little friend Lan Lan slept for a full twelve hours. By the time he fully sobered up from Jiu Jin, the video featuring himself as the hero had already received millions of views.

Not only Gu Gu Jiang and several big UP masters helped to recommend, Lan Lan succeeded in becoming famous on the whole site by virtue of her drunken cuteness and stupidity, and attracted countless mother fans.

"One zero~" Lan Lan rubbed her eyes, walked slowly into Tan Yilin's dormitory, and found that Xiaodao and wolf cubs were there, and even Hua Qinghe came to join in the fun.

They gathered around the screen, watching with relish the collection of the number one male protagonist in the kindergarten - classmate Lan Lan, which became popular all over the Internet.

"What are you looking at?" Lan Lan didn't understand the situation, she ran over on her plush slippers and forced her way between the path and the wolf cubs.

Then, he saw a screen full of dense barrage.

[Lan Bao's mother is here~ Assist ten million plays! 】

[Four swipes to check in, help, Lan Lan is so cute~]

[I can't count how many times I replayed it, Lan Bao's voice calling her mother is so cute, it melts my heart]

[Let me introduce to you, this is my son Lan Lan, a cub who grew up eating cute]

Lan Lan tilted her head in confusion, a small question mark appeared above her head.

Then, the video starts playing.

Qin Yilin greeted all the audience, and Lan Lan patted the table, urging him to hurry up and pat herself.

Some viewers who watched the video for the first time judged in the barrage, thinking that Lan Lan was too capricious and ignorant.Immediately, viewers who replayed several times said 'wait for the fragrance'.

Tan Yilin pointed the camera at Lan Lan. He blushed and shyly greeted the audience with a very reserved tone and expression.

Next, the homemade juice game started, and Xiaodao appeared first, and the screen was filled with bullet screens confessing to Xiaodao, praising him for being well-behaved, sensible, kind, and beautiful.

The drink prepared by Xiaodao looks delicious, and countless people want to taste it through the screen and steal Xiaodao’s baby by the way.

So far, the audience's impression of Lan Lan is not very good. Some people think that he is willful, awkward, and has a bad temper.

It wasn't until the appearance of the wolf cub that the impression gradually reversed.

The wolf cub flicked its tail, happily making juice for Lan Lan, causing the barrage to complain, thinking that this dog has become a genius.

In addition, everyone noticed Lan Lan's reaction.

He always had an 'I'm noble' look and looked a little uneducated.When actually talking to the dog, there is no insulting language.I can't even quarrel with the dog, and I feel aggrieved and cry.

Too, so cute, right? !

Immediately afterwards, everyone discovered that Lan Lan worked hard to fulfill the promise with the dog, and was an honest and trustworthy boy.

And then--

he's drunk.

Xiao Aojiao blushed, she was very frank.Hugging 10 big guys and rubbing against each other, softly calling her mother.

A word of "Mom" across the screen melted the hearts of countless viewers who raised babies in the cloud.

Let go of that Lan Lan!Let me hug ah ah ah!