Put on a vest for a better world

Colleague: Are Godzilla and the Han River monster above board?

Me: I always feel that this century will not survive.

Colleague: The matter of death has been going on and on, take it lightly, and live in the present.

Me: It will mutate in the future, the head will grow on the bottom, and it will live in the crotch.

Colleague: Gene mutations don’t happen in a short while, and we should be turned into light by then.

Me: According to history books, human beings at that time were relatively low-level, with only one head.

Colleague: But there are two big ones.

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This is a conversation that actually happened today.

Chapter 51

◎I think it's your own fault for not wearing pants. ◎

"...Aren't you really going to check the content of the contract meow?"

The current professors of the University of Michigan have not yet confused the evil camp, because educational institutions are very important, and the existing professors are all the vests of the Supreme One, for example, Francis Morgan is 33.

But this human being doesn't respect my villainous aura too much, meow!

"Professor Morgan, thank you for giving me this opportunity to re-employ."

Leye sincerely thanked him. If his soul and body were not unable to shed tears, he would definitely have to cry to show his sincerity.

Shuai Mao smiled crookedly, and when Leye called out cute from the bottom of his heart, he heard Shuai Mao say so.

"Actually, I wrote in the contract that you will be my cat litter cat for 300 years."

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"And if I give you to the Outer God as a gift, you must be willing to meow."

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Le Ye: "Really?"

Shuaimao nodded: "Really."

Le Ye: "Oh, if you don't eat this food that is bad for your stomach, you must make sure to expel it..."

"Meow!"

Leye, who was interrupted, couldn't continue, and the handsome cat's tail flicked out an afterimage: "Ancient, weird human meow! I, I, I, I have long since stopped using cat litter, meow!"

After the handsome cat finished speaking, he rolled up the parchment and put it away together with the table, then turned around and walked towards the outside of the cemetery with graceful cat steps.

Not long after, he turned around and shouted to Leye: "Follow me."

Le Ye: I'm really not dreaming! ?But, why don't you wear pants in a straight suit? I'm so concerned——

After leaving the cemetery, I saw a low-key commercial vehicle with a special official license plate.

The people waiting by the car greeted them enthusiastically as soon as they came out.

"Mr. Le, hello, I'm the officer of Xia Guo's Special Affairs Bureau who is in charge of receiving Professor Morgan. You can call me Xiao Ma."

Leye was a little nervous: "Ma, old horse..."

"Of course the old horse can."

Then Lao Ma held Tuan Air and shook hands with Le Ye affectionately, very close to the people.

After getting into the official Xiaguo car with Shuai Mao, Leye felt even more ecstatic, literally.

The handsome cat, that is, Professor Morgan, nestled in the back seat, and made a cat-down pose on the high-grade leather: "What are you surprised meow? I came to Xia Guo to pass the time, and I got a work visa with the Xia Guo government. "

"Now, it's so formal..."

"Of course you have to go through legal procedures, meow~ Otherwise, you might be hacked by a sword cultivator just after stepping into Xia Kingdom."

This sword cultivator refers specifically to those from the Taishang Mansion who go out for a walk after their evening classes.

Lao Ma gave Le Ye a new mobile phone, which stored the number of the director of the Special Affairs Bureau. Professor Morgan gave Le Ye a necklace made of cat hair, and Le Ye could finally touch things.

I actually understood the old horse's "wink". Is it possible that I am actually very talented as an agent?It's not that I eloped with wild monsters, I've passed the Ming Road, and I'm hurt by my mother's family... It seems that something is wrong.

Before Le Ye could clear his mind, they were sent to the airport.

"Mr. Le, here is your passport and related documents, please take it well." Ma continued, "Your soul health code is in the phone, and the contact information of all Xia country embassies around the world has been stored in the address book. Don't be polite, if you have difficulties when you are away from home, you can always find the country."

Leye went to the cemetery when the world just started to change: "Soul health code?"

I am a soul, I still have to have a health code?

"It's a new international regulation recently introduced. All souls who need to enter or leave the country must take a psychological test to prevent unhealthy mentality and sick thoughts of scaring other people's bodies.

Mr. Le, your situation is special, and you have Professor Morgan's endorsement. Time is running out. I did the psychological test for you yesterday. "

Under the health code, the doctor's suggestion column is particularly conspicuously written, the work pressure is too high, it is recommended to sleep forever in the coffin...

Leye bowed deeply to Lao Ma: "Thank you!"

After explaining about Le Ye, the old horse squatted on the ground and looked directly into Professor Morgan's emerald green cat eyes with all his strength: "Professor Morgan, you want to keep a low profile, so it's inconvenient for the chief to come and see you off. If you're rude, please Haihan."

Professor Morgan gracefully extended his right front paw, and the old horse shook his hand politely as farewell.

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It's a special plane, it's a special plane for meeting top red wine, it's a special plane for someone to play the violin accompaniment, it's a special plane that Le Ye would never take when he was still healthy...he couldn't afford it either.

Leye sneaked glances at Professor Morgan over and over again, and the handsome cat was watching "Tang Materia Medica" with glasses,...why doesn't he wear pants when he is so rich, I really care——

"Why do you always feel that you are thinking about something very rude meow, scratching you meow~"

"Ahaha, I'm just looking forward to my future life. Does the professor want to drink? It's super delicious."

"Then, I'll try a little meow."

Professor Morgan, who can't walk in a straight line, is Le Ye's first deep impression on the professors of the University of Michigan. He is really quite reliable.

When the special plane flew over the Shuiqu National Forest, Leye officially started his life as a teaching assistant at the University of Michigan.

"Professor, is this really the case?"

The handsome cat's magnetic voice reveals impatience: "Hurry up!"

Le Ye suspected that Professor Morgan was in such a hurry because he didn't wear pants, so the wind was cold.

"But, it's my first time. It's normal to be afraid."

"...You are a soul body, what are you afraid of?"

"But... ah~~~"

The cold Professor Morgan kicked Leye off the plane, and he held down the top hat on his head and jumped down.

The flight attendant's blessing came from the special plane: "I wish you a pleasant journey, and welcome to visit you next time! XX Airlines' extraordinary special plane provides fixed-point hopping services, eliminating your troubles related to long-distance travel that damages your skin..."

"Have you calmed down? It's easy for the soul body to fly?"

Professor Morgan chased after Le Ye comfortingly, well, it is completely understandable for human beings to be timid.

Leye, who had really calmed down, couldn't control his gazing eyes. When he fell in the air, the part where Professor Morgan's fur was blown away by the wind was too eye-catching.

Follow Le Ye's eyes to find out what he is looking at Professor Morgan:······

Le Ye felt that he was about to suffer: "Thank you, Professor, I'm cold..."

Flicking its tail to the front to block it, the handsome cat said, "Wash it! Meow!"

Leye was punched by Miaomiao and hit the ground like a cannonball. This is a brand new adventure!

Chapter 52

◎Do you want me to complain to the principal about sexual harassment in your workplace? ◎

Instead of being beaten into the ground face-to-face miserably, Leye was caught by a beauty as beautiful as a rose.

Scarlet pupils, flawless face, and Le Ye's evaluation, this face can be directly used as the protagonist of a female-oriented game, defeating a bunch of paper men.

The beauty's thin lips parted slightly: "Dear Morgan, will you give me a present?"

What?

"Although the soul body doesn't have sweet blood, it's best used to grind your teeth." The beauty's sexy little tiger teeth were shining brightly, "I'm not welcome."

Then the beauty's face in Le Ye's vision was replaced by a cat's butt, and Professor Morgan kicked towards the beauty's face, biting the back of Le Ye's neck to lead people away from the dangerous beauty.

"Grand Duke Fanzhuo, do you want me to complain to the principal about your workplace sexual harassment?"

Grand Duke Fanzhuo, who had left red cat footprints on his face, made a heart-shaped gesture: "Deputy Director, I'm so sad. I was transferred to the admissions office and I'm your direct subordinate now. Why don't you just deal with me directly? If you want to make trouble with the principal, I want to be bitten by you~"

······The painting style of your professors at Michigan State University is like this?

As if he was being complained about, Leye was thrown on the ground by Maomao, and no one cared about him for the time being.

"If you want to die, I will help you. There is nothing wrong with cats eating bats."

The great beauty of Fanzhuo laughed happily: "It's just sealed in the shell made by the principal. The deputy director doesn't really think of herself as a cute kitty, does she? Sitting on the sheep mat, cooking in the pot of six relatives' fate as a teaching assistant, hahahahaha..."

"Get out now, or you will live forever in my stomach."

"Oh, I'm really angry~ Deputy Director, see you at the beginning of school~ I look forward to your wearing shoes~ After all, I'm a masochist~ Heh heh~"

Blowing a very redundant kiss, 33 almost got nauseated, and wearing a blood vest on Eleven would be very itchy.

Le Ye, the soul body that does not breathe, buried his face in the ground, and suddenly asked, "Professor, what does 'sit on the pig and sheep mat, cook in the six-parent pot'..."

Professor Morgan didn't even wag his tail. He pulled up the sinking Leye first, thought about the language, and replied calmly: "It's just my life, it's no big deal. Hey, you grew up in an orphanage. , I won’t obey orders at all, don’t worry.”

"Hmm... Is that why the professor hired me?"

"Meow? How could it be meow?