Put on a vest for a better world

It's normal, isn't this your Duerzong's... routine method?Being so strong, I should be on the target list. "

Gu Mingzheng seemed to be listening to a cold joke: "Ha-ha——"

"So, why am I not the target? I have specially prepared for the Tribulation of Love. The master said that the Duerzong is super powerful in this aspect, and will never miss it. Uh—so did you fail or me? Not the target?"

Gu Mingzheng pressed his aching temple: "Let me ask you, what preparations have you made?"

"Seriously learn what eccentricity is, understand what the external manifestations of caring are, and what situations should make your heart beat faster..."

"Stop--I really think you have some serious illness. I will definitely introduce you to a good doctor after you go out. First of all, the Du'er sect doesn't have the method that the outside world has spread. Why are we messing around with the 'devil', just change the name to the Hehuan Sect."

"Ah—what a pity."

What a pity you are!Gu Mingzheng continued: "Wuqing Dao has been the treasure of the town since the Taishang Mansion, but you have only practiced it since ancient times, don't you think it's strange?"

"Because I'm the only one who can do it, so I did."

"Heh, it's up to you if you want to think so. The last stage of Wuqing Dao is to overcome the calamity of love, right? Xi Changsheng, as a temporary comrade-in-arms, let me give you some advice. Preference and caring cannot be learned. There are some things you No matter how much you act like you are, it is fake,...don't force it, let it be, don't always pretend that you are still a human, it will be tiring."

Xi Changsheng was silent for a while, then suddenly put his shoulder on Gu Mingzheng's shoulder: "ヽ(￣ω￣(￣=￣〃)ゝ, I feel the friendship in the war."

Delicate and frail Gu Mingzheng: "Let go of me, I won't be able to breathe..."

Lin Jingsheng led Xi Mo all the way, and there was a chaotic battle on Hu Sheng's side, and the whole arena was in chaos.

The gods of the underworld in the auditorium outside the venue were also in a mess like a large-scale friendship, and the people in the human world also tried their best to take the opportunity to narrow the distance between the two worlds and discuss feasible cooperation projects.

It's actually quite enjoyable.

In this enthusiastic and slightly subtle atmosphere, the arena built on the sea by divine power suddenly violently turbulent, and huge tentacles appeared, splitting the arena with a super-large space inside and a normal-sized arena outside.

The gigantic octopus god came to the world roaring in a language that humans could not understand.

"Where is it? Where's that stupid human being who's screaming like hell? Hooooooh—"

Faced with this sudden change, Gu Mingzheng made a decisive decision and called Xi Changsheng to draw a sword.

"Eh? Why don't you suspend the game first?"

"Idiot, I let you use the sword. The barrier in the game is about to crack, die quickly! While the barrier is still there, there is no price for being out now, and it won't be certain later. I don't want to play this stupid game a second time."

"Okay, listen to your comrades, ah, do you want to buy aquatic products?"

"There is no difference, do your best, anyway, the righteous way is the strongest, don't let me down."

"Xi Changsheng, will never be a sword cultivator who disappoints." The nickname, "You can always trust" Xi Changsheng.

Chapter 50

◎The universe is empty, and the years are passing. ◎

"People don't stay when they have no roots, and Zhu Yan's face is decadent in the daytime.

The universe is empty, and the years go to the dignified.

God, ruthless. "

The sword energy spans tens of thousands of miles, the sword intent strikes a ten-square radius, all living beings are wiped out, the power of a single sword.

······The middle two value is so full just to express one thing, Xi Changsheng is really awesome—

With Xi Changsheng as the center, the absolute white fell from the sky with his sword fingers, erasing everything from the eyes of the living beings.

Under this kind of powerful full-screen AOE, Lin Jingsheng, the predetermined winner, was unscathed and his face was full of confusion.

Xi Changsheng's grasp of power was terrifying.

No, someone slipped through the net. The demigod Quest Owiggin resisted Xi Changsheng's sword with terrifying physical strength, and he seemed to be alive and kicking.

The silly boy Quest laughed heartlessly while vomiting blood, and sneered ruthlessly at the apologetic octopus: "Master Hades! Lord Hades! Look, what is this? Hahahahaha, so ugly! No, so cute? Hahahahaha"

Xi Changsheng: "Well—let's do it again."

Before Xi Changsheng could recharge his energy again, he was hit by the ruthless sword cultivator's big move until he had few tentacles left. The octopus god who was regenerating rapidly roared and sent Quest flying, and the demigod was out.

Currently there are only two agents left, Xi Changsheng and Lin Jingsheng.

Lin Jingsheng has become an idiot, and he is quite close to the octopus god.

Xi Changsheng shouted at him from a distance: "Stand there and don't move."

The big move that he didn't hit was given to himself, Xi Changsheng was out, Lin Jingsheng won the final victory, and faced the furious Octopus God alone.

Lin Jingsheng really didn't know how many times: This world full of perverts really can't stay for a second!

Then he was crushed into a meat paste by the octopus god, and he was out of the game with a fart.

The octopus god was so angry that he lost his mind.

Where are you stupid humans? ?The tentacles regenerated from his body danced chaotically, intending to crush everything he saw.

Then, the face-like part of the octopus god's head was hit hard, and the rubber-like body didn't rebound for a long time.

The power of the gods came to the world, and the octopus god who entered the world became dignified.

One, no, no, where is this? !Why are there so many powerful breaths of gods?Are the ancient gods in a meeting?Am I not in the ocean of the human world?

His Majesty Hades, who has always been considered to be gentle and uncontested, walked down the invisible steps, his black robe and hair flying together, and his aura was terrifying.

The three dogs of Keer, Bailuo and Aspen are entangled together, and their bodies are constantly growing. From three cute puppies to a watchdog of the underworld with a venomous mouth, a coil full of poisonous snakes and a dragon tail, it is only a blink of an eye. .

"What did you do to my kids? Garbage."

Whoever dares to say that His Majesty Hades is the most harmless among the three gods at the top of the underworld, I will be in a hurry with him!The angry majesty is really scary, don't mess with the male mother!This is the little voice of other gods in the underworld.

None of the octopus god dared to move any more tentacles, and his silent mouth let out a mournful cry of "嘿嘿嘿咒咒咻", ugly and cute.

······So, what is going on with this indiscriminate aquatic product?

It seems to be a long story, but if I don’t explain it, I’m sorry for Octopus God’s endless years of making dog food for three-headed dogs.

So let me explain.

The University of Michigan who went to various countries to register and report is going to recruit students for ordinary people.

Mississippi University must have everything they should have, so they have to shoot admissions advertisements.

Le Ye, the commercial director floating on his grave, was hooked up by a black cat wearing a three-piece vest and a gentleman's hat at dusk, hiss—the cat didn't wear pants.

The time when Leye lost his body was too coincidental. Just when Wenren Yunchang had just fulfilled his wish, and before the specific policy came out, Leye became a "lonely ghost" with only his own private land in his grave. , the person "died", the money was gone, and the soul scene was quite bleak.

"Eh? Mr. Le, you are sighing on the grave again. I brought you some good things, the best-selling incense candles in my house. Today is the last day I come to work here, I treat you to a good meal .”

The only ones who can talk to the "lonely ghosts" are the guardians of this cemetery, but from this point of view, the guardians' home sales of joss sticks have become prosperous, and they will not come here in the future.

Le Ye: "Oh———"

When Leye lamented his hopeless future, the well-dressed gentleman and handsome cat gracefully walked to his grave, took off his gentleman's hat with his front paws to salute, and opened his mouth with a magnetic male voice and standard Xia Guoyu.

"Mr. Le Ye, hello meow."

Le Ye: "...you are also good."

"Mr. Le, let me introduce myself first. This is the Deputy Director of Admissions Office of Miskatonic University, Francis Morgan Meow. I also teach the course of pharmacology in the school. You can call me Professor Morgan Meow .”

Ah~~~ The handsome black cat is talking to me strangely, does the soul body also have dreams?The three-petal mouth of the handsome cat is so cute when it moves——

"Our school never recruited students from the mortal world of Water Blue Star, Mr. Le has never heard of it, it's normal.

Hmm - but my school is still somewhat famous among mortals on Water Blue Planet.

A while ago, Professor Ge Lan, the Director of Admissions Office of our school, personally participated in the "Holy Grail War" and showed his face in front of the world. I don't know if you know meow? "

Le Ye: "Oh-oh----I know, I know."

The handsome cat conjured up an extra-high table out of nowhere, with a piece of yellowed parchment and a quill on the table.

The handsome cat jumped on the table and continued to explain to Le Ye: "This time I came to Xia Guo, the main purpose is Mr. Le meow.

Let's talk about the reward first, a cat with a human body that is [-]% compatible with you.What you have to pay is..."

Le Ye shouted: "Done! No matter what you do, please make this deal with me!"

The handsome cat's three-petal mouth moved for a while, and tore the original parchment on the table with its paws.

"I got the wrong meow. I want to sign this meow. In fact, I want to recruit a teaching assistant."

The new parchment is longer and older, showing evil on the bright side.

Le Ye: "Hurry up, hurry up, where to sign, hurry up."

The author says:

Me: The more I look at the nuclear waste water, the more afraid I become. Take a bath now and take a bath more freely. Clean water will be a scarce resource in the future.

Colleague: Not so fast, you are almost balding yourself.

Me: Maybe they are already secretly rowing.