The object of online dating is actually a big guy!

The tall pillow, with his photo printed on it, when I opened the suitcase, he popped out instantly, you can never imagine the scene at that time, how ferocious my expression was.

Third Floor: Hahaha, I sympathize with the poster for three seconds, but you also know that our happiness is based on the pain of others, so please talk more, let us laugh at you, hahahahaha!

The fourth floor: You guys are really serious. It’s not a big deal to watch the excitement. What.

The fifth floor (landlord): You guys are too damaged. Forget it, I will continue to say that there are many chargers that do not match the model of my mobile phone, and many charging treasures that have no power, and even a few photos of him !

Sixth floor: Wait, the poster, why are you so familiar with what you said? Lin Cheng, who was on a business trip for half a month, has a pillow of his height with photos, a few photos, power banks and chargers, this is not the honest person who came to the Love Post Bar for consultation yesterday person?

Seventh floor (landlord): What kind of honest man?Is it about me?

Eighth floor: Landlord, here's a guideline "My boyfriend is going on a business trip, what should I bring him?" "Yesterday, the poster of this post came to ask us, and all the things he prepared for you were our opinions.

Ninth floor (landlord): Wait a minute, I'll take a look at that post first.

Tenth floor: Well, the landlord, you can go, we will wait for you here, remember to come back.

………………

Eleventh floor (landlord): I'm back

Twelfth Floor: How is the host?How do you feel?

The thirteenth floor (landlord): To be honest, it’s hard to say, and there’s no way to express it.

Fourteenth Floor: Hahahaha, I feel sorry for the landlord, straight and honest boyfriend, the source of happiness!

Fifteenth floor: Don't digress, the host asked us why he messed with his boyfriend, hurry up and come up with an idea!

Sixteenth floor (landlord): Well, thank you all here now, thank you for your kindness.

Seventeenth floor: Do you want to send an umbrella to the host to show that you are going to leave?

Eighteenth floor: You are digressing upstairs, the host just wants his boyfriend to realize his mistake and punish him instead of breaking up.

Nineteenth floor: That’s right, the landlord, you can send a bag of pears to show that you want to leave him, how nice [Don’t draw your knife, don’t shoot, I’m a friendly army, I’m just joking! ]

[-]th Floor: You gave him a clock to show that you want to die for him. No, everything after the breakup was resolved at once, killing two birds with one stone, how wonderful.

21st floor (landlord): You guys are too bad, why are you mentioning this.

Floor 22: If it doesn’t work, give him a hat. It means that the family will be disharmonious, which reflects that he has done something wrong. It’s more tactful. I just don’t know if your honest boyfriend can understand this.

The 23rd floor (landlord): This idea is very good, but I think he may not understand this.

Floor 24: You just use a straightforward way, which is too violating, and he may not understand. You just give him a music box, and the music in it is played as "It's all your fault, caring is also wrong, you have to know I'm happy when I'm alone."

25th floor (landlord): Immediately included in the candidate list

Floor 26: Go buy a jigsaw puzzle with typos printed on it, and when he finishes the puzzle, he will realize the mistake.

27th floor (landlord): This one is also good, it is included in the candidates.

Floor 28: Landlord, why don't you tell your boyfriend directly that the things you prepared are not suitable, just be a little more tactful when you speak.

Floor 28: If you tell the host’s boyfriend directly, maybe the host’s boyfriend will feel uncomfortable, so it’s better to express it sideways.

Thirty floor (landlord): Wait for a while, let me think alone.

Floor 31: Come on, landlord, quickly come up with the best solution!

The 32nd floor (landlord): I have made up my mind. I will call him now and tell him that the things he prepared are not suitable. Then when I go back, prepare him a gift that he likes.

Floor 33: You, the landlord, think it’s good, that’s fine.

Floor 34: The landlord, we support you

Floor 35: The host remembers to come back after the phone call, we want to hear the ending.

Floor 36 (landlord): Yes

Floor 37: Waiting for the landlord.

Floor 38: The landlord, let's go!

Song Qingyu made a long period of mental preparation before calling Lu Xu, but he is very nervous now.

Because the inappropriate things Lu Xu prepared were all said by others on the Internet, so it is not Lu Xu's fault, but Song Qingyu really wanted to take revenge, so he wanted to punish Lu Xu. In fact, he did not blame Lu Xu. the meaning of.

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26. ​​No.20 six feathers

◎Earth-flavored love story◎

Song Qingyu: "Mr. Lu, I want to tell you something."

Lu Xu: "What's wrong?"

Song Qingyu: "It's the luggage you packed for me. How should I put it, it's not suitable."

Lu Xu: "Do you hate it? Or did I do something wrong?"

Song Qingyu: "I didn't hate it, and you didn't do anything wrong. It's just weird. I suggest that you don't go online to consult others next time, because people on the Internet just watch the fun and don't think it's a big deal, so the suggestions you give are all Rather weird."

Lu Xu: "Don't complain, hug me."

Song Qingyu: "Huh?"

Lu Xu: "Do you know what my shortcomings are?"

Song Qingyu: "What?"

Lu Xu: "I miss you"

Song Qingyu: "Uh..."

Lu Xu: "The only solution to worry is violence..."

Song Qingyu: "Huh? What's the violence?"

Lu Xu: "I can only hug you."

Song Qingyu: "Huh?"

Lu Xu: "Do you know that you are like a game?"

Song Qingyu: "What game?"

Lu Xu: "My world."

Song Qingyu: "Uh... The earthy and deep feelings are really not suitable for you. These love words are a bit earthy. Where did you learn it? Are you broken???"

Lu Xu: "My assistant told me."

Song Qingyu: "I suggest that you ask your assistant to read less earthy love novels, and don't let you learn from them. Earthy love stories are too greasy and too earthy."

Lu Xu: "Understood"

Song Qingyu: "I didn't mean to blame you, it's just that it didn't sound very pleasant to my ears. In fact, what you said was pretty good. It's not very greasy, and it's not annoying. In fact, it sounds a little nice, so don't worry about it. .”

Lu Xu: "Yeah"

Song Qingyu: "Go and rest first, goodbye."

Lu Xu: "Goodbye"

It was only after Song Qingyu hung up the phone that he realized that he hadn't said the most important thing at all, but he didn't say the most important thing clearly because he was disturbed by Lu Xu's earthy love talk.

But he didn't care about it anymore. Anyway, there was no big problem with this matter, so he just let the flow take its course and stopped mentioning it.

Song Qingyu didn't inform his family about this business trip, one is because he forgot, and the other is because, even if he remembered, he would not notify, because he was afraid they would worry.

But it was because of his well-intentioned worry about the consequences this time that he was scolded by his dear mother, Ms. Yu, for two full hours, and he was educated about mother's love.

But this is all for later, let's continue to tell you the current story.

Song Qingyu had to get up very early because he was going to attend a feast the next day, so after making the phone call, he went straight to sleep and didn't see the few messages that Lu Xu sent.

[Lu Xu: I'm very sorry about what happened today, I have caused you trouble, I will be more attentive in the future. ]

[Lu Xu: In order to make up for you, I invite you to dinner, or where to play? ]

[Lu Xu: Qing Yu, why didn't you reply to the message? ]

[Lu Xu: Are you still there?Then go to bed first, we will talk about it tomorrow. ]

Song Qingyu only watched it the next day, when the feast was about to end. He was sitting in a taxi back to the hotel, so he had time to reply to Lu Xu.

[Song Qingyu: I'm sorry, I went to bed early yesterday, and I was very busy with the feast today, so I didn't have time to reply to your message, I'm really sorry. ]

It took seven or eight minutes for Lu Xu to reply to the message.

[Lu Xu: It's okay]

[Song Qingyu: I read the news, it's not a big deal, but I accepted your invitation, when will you go?Where are you going? ]

[Lu Xu: When you come back from a business trip, we will set a time, where to go... a swimming pool?Playground?Cinema?Drama theater?bar? ]

[Song Qingyu: There are quite a lot of options, but I can't swim, so the option of swimming pool is excluded. ]

[Lu Xu: What about the playground? ]

[Song Qingyu: I am no longer a child, I am already an adult, would it be naive if I went there? The picture of two big men going to the playground is very weird when you think about it, so forget it. ]

[Lu Xu: It's okay, if you want to go, let's go together. ]

[Song Qingyu: Yes]

[Lu Xu: What about the cinema?Do you want to go to the movies after it's over? ]

[Song Qingyu: No way, no good movies have been released in recent months, but I do know that there is a particularly famous director, that is, Director Wang, who is known as the father of suspense. A commercial blockbuster he made recently, It has already been finished, and it is also suspense reasoning. We can watch it together after it is released. After all, Director Wang has a very good reputation. He is especially good at making suspense films, with fine points and ending twists, so I like watching him very much. movie, let's watch it together later. ]

[Lu Xu: Yes