The object of online dating is actually a big guy!

After Lu Xu turned off the phone, he began to think, because he didn't know what to prepare for Song Qingyu, but he didn't want to ask Assistant Gao, and there was no one around him who could ask, so he was now in a deadlock.

Although it is said that there must be a road to the front of the mountain by car, and it is naturally straight when the boat reaches the bridge, the problem is that he does not even have a car now, so how could he reach the front of the mountain.

As the saying goes, if you have something to do, you can search hundreds of times, if you have something to ask Soonian, if you have something to look at Soonian, Lu Xu doesn't often go to Baidu, he doesn't think that the information on the Internet is inaccurate, but because he is very simple and just doesn't know. He likes to use Baisou, but now he has no choice but to use Baisou.

"My boyfriend is going on a business trip, what should I bring him?" "

The place where Lu Xu posted the post was still a love post bar, and with the current time, most people were free, so within a short while, there were already several messages.

First floor: May I ask, is the host a boy or a girl?

Second floor (landlord): Is it important?

Third Floor: Of course it is important!

Fourth floor (landlord): boys

Fifth floor: boys?Boys and boys are too disgusting, the love between men and women is the most orthodox, have you heard of platonic love, men and boys are really disgusting!I don't know why homosexuality is legal. One is on a business trip and the other has to prepare things. That is too girly, and I don't know how to leave space for each other.

Sixth floor: Upstairs you have a problem, you were not born when homosexuality was legal, what are you, you died early in the morning, you still think that the love between men and women is eternal, there is something wrong with your brain.

Seventh floor: That’s right, the landlord, leave him alone, let’s continue talking about ours.

Eighth floor (host): Platonic love originally refers to love between same-sex people. Platonic love was first proposed by Marsilio Ficino in the 15th century, and it is synonymous with Socratic love.Platonic love, rooted in the rationalist tradition of ancient Greece, and homosexual love fashion.

Ninth Floor: Today is the first time I know that platonic love is same-sex!

Tenth floor: Don’t chat, let’s get back to the topic. The poster remembers to bring sunscreen for your boyfriend, especially in the past few days when the weather is very hot and you may get sunburned.

Eleventh floor (landlord): Yes

Twelfth Floor: When my boyfriend was on a business trip, he said he needed to bring several charging treasures, otherwise it would be very troublesome, and the charger of the same model as the mobile phone, because it is difficult to find the same model outside, otherwise it would be very troublesome. Have to buy it again.

Thirteenth floor (landlord): OK

Fourteenth Floor: Landlord, where is your boyfriend on a business trip?How long will you be on business trip?

Fifteenth floor (host): Lin Cheng, half a month

Sixteenth floor: For Lincheng, take a few more hydrating sprays. The place is very dry, hot and dry, and the water and soil may be uncomfortable. Prepare some medicine, such as vitamin C, vitamin B, and montmorillonite powder. If you go on a business trip for half a month, you need to prepare a lot of things.

Seventeenth floor (landlord): Thank you

Eighteenth floor: Landlord!Landlord!Be sure to remember to bring toiletries, and bring a few more, this kind of thing consumes a lot!

Nineteenth Floor: Bring an umbrella, in case it rains, bring a few pairs of disposable slippers, the outside is not clean.

[-]th floor (landlord): Thank you

Floor 21: Landlord, would you like to put a few photos of yourself in there?Put another one, a pillow of your own height, and give your boyfriend a surprise!

Floor 22: Hahahaha!Upstairs you are too bamboo shoots, what a loss!This is not a surprise, this is a shock!Ha ha ha ha!

23rd floor (landlord): remember

Floor 24: You, the landlord, are too sincere!Look, here is an honest man, let's bully him!quite funny!You don't really want to take it, do you?

Floor 25: The poster must not bring that photo and pillow, otherwise, your boyfriend will never come back, he will not want you, and he may break up with you on the spot!Don't listen to what the 21st floor said, otherwise if we break up, don't blame us for not telling you.

The author says:

The protagonist Gong and the protagonist Shou, the two of them don't have many roles, but there is still a particularly important plot to go, so please forgive me, and I always feel that there is nothing to write about recently, there is a little water, but these are not , very important plot, so it can be skipped.

25. No.20 five feathers

◎Business trip◎

Floor 26: Landlord?Where is the host?He won't prepare it!Call the landlord!

27th floor: wait for the landlord.

Floor 28: Wait for the host for 1 minute

Floor 29: Wait for the host for 10 minute

10th floor: wait [-] minutes for the boss

Floor 31: Wait for 10 minutes for the host

…………

Floor 37: I'll go, it's been a day, the host must have prepared something.

Floor 38: Every day, every day! ! ! ! ! ! !What if the landlord breaks up with him and his boyfriend?If that's the case, we are "accomplices"!But I don't feel guilty at all. Anyway, I'm single, so I must be trying to persuade them to break up and not persuade them to make peace!

Floor 39: Rather demolish a temple than ruin a marriage!You are really too bamboo shoots!

[-]th Floor: Exactly!

Floor 41: A moment of silence for the landlord

Floor 42: A moment of silence for the landlord

Floor 43: A moment of silence for the landlord

Floor 44: The landlord is too pitiful, hahahaha!

45th Floor: Silent mourning for the host (upstairs keep in formation, don’t fix those who are missing [funny] [狗头保护])

Floor 46: (Uh...sorry, I keep in formation) A moment of silence for the host.

Floor 47: A moment of silence for the host (all keep in formation!)

And Lu Xu, who was preparing things for Song Qingyu, of course, would not have thought that there would be such a thing.

He also would not have expected how much "surprise" this surprise he thought would bring to Song Qingyu.

Lu Xu sent the photo to the handmade shop, and asked the people in the handmade shop to make him a pillow that was as tall as his height.

Then he folded the pillow from the middle and stuffed it horizontally into the suitcase, but he never expected that a very important problem would be that if the suitcase was opened, the pillow would pop out in an instant, plus the portrait , It's even more horror movies than horror movies.

Song Qingyu was carrying a blue suitcase, and this blue suitcase contained a series of unknown items. Song Qingyu stepped onto the plane nervously.

When Song Qingyu arrived at the hotel, it was already past 9 o'clock in the evening. He reported to Lu Xu that he was safe, and then opened the suitcase with trembling hands.

All of a sudden, a pillow popped out!

He punched subconsciously, knocking the pillow out of Dayuan, "Oh, my god! What are these four things!"

He waited for a while, then stood up, and brought the pillow over. He was no longer afraid, and then he saw clearly what it was, "A huge pillow that is the same height as Lu Xu, a special imitation!"

Song Qingyu looked at the pillow in front of him, fell into deep thought, couldn't recover for a long time, "His boyfriend's brain circuit is really strange!"

He put the pillow on the sofa to the side, started to look at other things in the suitcase, and then found a lot of charging cables, and they were not the same model as his mobile phone.

When I turned to the second floor, I found a lot of photos of Lu Xu. Song Qingyu was completely taken aback. He flipped through them one by one and looked at them carefully. There was nothing special, but he was very handsome!

He carefully offered it to the side, and also served two apples. The main reason he did this was to hope that the photo would bless him, so that there would be no more strange things.

Song Qingyu saw that there were nearly seven or eight power banks, and he had a bad feeling. He tried each of them, and they were fine, but none of them had power.

Song Qingyu wanted to grab Lu Xu by the collar and shake him to see if there was any water in his brain, good guy, he couldn't get out of this kind of thing after ten years of cerebral thrombosis.

"The charging treasure is for charging. You bring me a dead charging treasure. Do you want me to charge the charging treasure? After the charging treasure is charged, can you charge me again?"

Sorry, please stop your nesting dolls, or I will call my boyfriend!Hey, no, this is what my boyfriend did!

Song Qingyu resisted the desire to complain crazily, and then continued to look at the following things. He was much calmer, because the next things were much better, and he already had the baptism brought to him by the first few things.

But it's still very weird, seven or eight disposable paper slippers, several pairs of hotel toothbrushes, shower gel towels, shampoo and the like.

Song Qingyu's mental process is expressed as follows: frightened, rolled his eyes, surprised, doubted, complained, calm, calm as water

He packed up everything, he was very thankful that he had brought enough supplies for him these days, but he started to worry again, what gift should he bring to Lu Xu when he went back, so that he could punish him, so he asked for help online .

Coincidentally, he was also on a love post, the one that Lu Xu made.

"Because of work needs, I'm going to Lincheng on a business trip for half a month. My boyfriend volunteered to help me prepare my luggage, and the result is amazing.

When I closed myself on the spot, I even wanted to fly over to beat my boyfriend, so I want to ask now, what gift should I bring to my boyfriend when I go back from a business trip, so that he can realize his mistake ! "

First Floor: Hahahaha!Landlord, what exactly did your boyfriend prepare for you? You have such a big resentment. I really want to know now.

Second floor (landlord): a body equal to him