I made my debut in a reality show

The old deer was sitting in the cage, looking at Jiang Mi non-stop.

Because the other party was too beautiful, with deep black eyes, bright red lips, a slightly magical temperament, and a fierce asking price, the old deer head didn't think Jiang Mi was a human being at all, he sighed in his heart that he was pitiful After seeing Jiang Mi's new master again, he quickly adapted to his status as a slave in his heart, and then eagerly hoped that Jiang Mi would be able to photograph him.

【Heh, looking at the eyes of this stupid man, I can completely guess what he is thinking】

【Coincidentally, me too】

In the end, with a price of [-] million, the rich woman and the female ghost chose to abstain, and Jiang Mi successfully bid.It's time to shell out the money.The host ghost called Jiang Mi to come to the stage to settle the payment, while the rich woman ghost pulled her purse angrily, staring at Jiang Mi covetously, she didn't believe that a young child could have so much money.

The Underworld Auction also followed the rule of "pay with one hand and deliver with the other". Unless Jiang Mi paid the money, he would not be able to get the contract of sale.Jiang Mi was very calm, and he went up with his hiking bag.

Seeing this scene, everyone at the scene and the audience in the live broadcast room were all overwhelmed.Just now some professionals did some science popularization. The exchange rate between the currency of the yang world and the currency of the underworld is about 100:1. They believe that every master here can afford 100 million yuan, but [-] million yuan is not necessarily so.

When entering the city, no one except Jiang Mi thought of bringing money.

Jiang Mi walked up the stairs step by step. His steps were steady, but it made the atmosphere tense. Most of the audience in the live broadcast room were nervous.There are also some people who are good at spotting details. They blinked their eyes and asked in confusion, "Strange, is Master Jiang's mountaineering bag so bulging just now?"

Jiang Mi unzipped the zipper with a "swish" sound, revealing stacks of banknotes inside, which looked quite spectacular, making the live broadcast room fall below the eyeballs, and successfully gagged the mouth of the rich woman and ghost, and successfully sold her body.

[Shocked, actually rich, I thought it was just for fun]

[I found a detail, let’s take a look at the before and after comparison of Master Jiang’s bag. This is 15 minutes ago, Master Jiang’s bag was shriveled, but 15 minutes later, Master Jiang’s bag was bulging. The deflated mountaineering bag suddenly plumped up, what is the reason]

The principle is actually very simple.

In the grocery store for daily necessities earlier, the old woman shed tears and blamed the indifference of her children and grandchildren after her death.Then she left with a transparent plastic bag containing the soy sauce and rice she bought, but staggered a few steps when going down the stairs.

Because there were several oranges, duck meat and eggs in the plastic bag, the sudden increase in weight made the staggering old man almost fall down. The old woman cursed: "This unfilial son, you finally think of me!" Seemingly feeling at ease, the old woman wiped away her tears contentedly and left.

This detail was noticed by Jiang Mi.Since close blood relatives can give gifts of burning paper to Yangjian people and pass them on, why can't he ask his family members for an auction fee.

Jiang Mi is the pillar of the Jiang family funeral home. He became famous all over the world through the program "Looking for the Psychic", which made Jiang's funeral home famous. He also saved the precarious family business with his psychic skills. The Jiang family loves him and respects him. He, of course, will watch the live broadcast all night long.

So during the live broadcast, Jiang Mi repeatedly hinted that his family would burn some paper money for him, and of course Jiang's family would do the same.So the rich woman and the female ghost persuaded him to stop, and laughed at him not to lose all his family property and go home to be controlled by his family.But Jiang Mi replied that he was rich and loved by his family, so he was not talking nonsense.

When Jiang Mi got the deed of sale, the people from the auction house uncuffed the old Lutou's shackles. Before the freed Lao Lutou had time to call the beautiful young man in front of him his master, Jiang Mi lowered his head and tore up the deed of sale. .

The pieces were scattered like snowflakes, Jiang Mi said to him, "I will pay for the 100 million life-saving fee for you first, and remember to send it to Jiang's funeral home afterward."

If you dare to renege on your debt, the people of the whole country will watch it.Old Lutou's eyes widened, his mind was muddled, and he didn't understand what was going on.

He was surrounded, but the others were not, and a bullet screen floated in the live broadcast room at the right time [Yes, we will, we are Yang Langxi's parents, thank Master Jiang for saving my son's life, there is no way to repay the great kindness]

The Yang family's parents knew that the communication in the ghost town was cut off, and Jiang Mi couldn't receive their thanks, but the Yang family and his wife came from a scholarly family, and firmly believed that if they wanted to thank them, they had to put on a good posture.

The aborigines in the imperial capital are generally not poor. The Yang family has taken root in the imperial capital for many years and has several houses under their name. Any one can be sold for tens of millions, so the Yang family is very rich.Not to mention asking the master to rescue him, if he can save his precious son's life, a mere 100 million is nothing.

Father Yang immediately took out his pen, filled it with ink, and wrote 300 million on the check, triple the price directly.Then a phone call called my brother-in-law, Qian Zhuwan told him to deliver the check to Jiang's funeral home with his own hands, with a respectful attitude and a gift in his hand.When the matter came to an end, Yang's father and Yang's mother went back on their word again, fearing that the brother-in-law was not serious, and decided to go alone the next day.

God knows, the couple have never been so serious about their superiors.

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Since no one was left behind in the rescue team and all the rescue targets were rescued, the official mission was completed this time, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.When entering the city, they rushed slowly, fearing that if something went wrong, the three anchors and three cameramen would die, and there was no need to rush desperately when leaving the city.

Jiang Mi holds an old map of the ghost town in his hand. The terrain structure is very interesting. The old city and the new city are clearly separated, but they can form a tourist route.If they want to go out of the city, they have to cross the entire night market in Xincheng District.

Jiang Mi closed the map, he pursed his lips, lowered his eyes and thought for a while.

This time the rescue operation dispatched by the government is vigorous, which may also imply that the government wants to convey a new picture of the world to the masses. If his guess is correct, the yin and yang cracks will appear, and the integration of the inner and outer worlds is destined to be the general trend, then...

He recalled the hesitant look in the eyes of the director of the Tourism Bureau when he sent him away, hoping that his judgment was not wrong.

For the next itinerary, the celestial masters slowed down and re-examined this ghost city as a living person.

The three anchors and three photographers also mustered up the courage to restart this Obon Festival special "Interview with Ghost Town at Night", but this time, the female anchor Ke Ling has a psychological shadow and refuses to lead the team as the host .

It was Jiang Mi's turn to take the top spot.

They walked across a broken bridge, which was suspected to be the place where the office worker had entered by mistake more than three years ago. The stone tablet beside the bridge seemed to have three ancient characters written with a red cinnabar pen - Naihe Bridge.

Many people present have seen the video with blurry picture quality. The office worker who accidentally entered the ghost town stood on the bridge and looked down the bridge. Almost head down, fell to the bottom of the bridge.

Everyone also went up to the bridge one after another to have a look. The river flowing under the bridge was indeed red with a stench.There was also an old woman with a stooped figure on the bridge. There was a herbal tea stall on this dark and windy night. Everyone felt that it was evil, but Jiang Mi stepped forward to interview her.

Seeing Jiang Mi's beautiful and polite appearance, the old lady's eyes lit up, and she couldn't help praising him, "What a handsome young man, is he a big TV star?" Anyone who is old likes to see a well-groomed man. A handsome junior, even ghosts are not immune.

The old woman smiled and said: "My job is Po Meng, and I set up a soup stall here to do a small business."

The others were surprised, and couldn't help interjecting: "Meng Po is a character in myths and legends. I heard that she is resident by the Naihe Bridge and makes a bowl of Meng Po soup for ghosts who are about to reincarnate, so that they can erase their past life memories. , so that there is no burden when reincarnated."

"I didn't expect such a legendary figure to actually exist, but why is it described by a profession?" After everyone was stunned, they closed their mouths, only to be puzzled.

The old lady concentrated on cooking the soup, and patiently answered the group of guests: "The old man is indeed giving a bowl of soup to the ghosts who have passed away, sending them to reincarnation. As for why I use occupation to describe it, it is naturally because this occupation is a hereditary system. , the previous Mrs. Meng boiled the soup for a hundred years, and finally she was able to reincarnate. This job is vacant, and I will naturally fill it in. There is no retirement system after death, and you have to work when you are a lot of age. Is it more decent than sweeping the street?"

The first time they heard this statement, everyone was surprised by the occupational inheritance system, and felt the same for ghosts without a retirement system. They subconsciously shed tears. They were migrant workers during their lifetime, but they also have to be migrant ghosts after death. This is too tragic.

After the grief was over, they thought of something again and asked, "Can Granny Meng be reincarnated?"

The old woman said: "Of course I can. Who wants to work in a job for thousands of years? Of course, if you can reincarnate, you have already gone to reincarnate."

"Then since you worked so hard, why didn't you reincarnate earlier?" Ke Ling handed over the microphone, her wide eyes filled with curiosity, and she directly asked the hearts of netizens in the live broadcast room.

Mentioning this, the old woman's face changed, and she sighed a long time: "It's not that easy, now that the policy has changed, the birth rate is low, and it's extremely difficult to get pregnant, you have to go through a review or lottery If one is lucky, you can go if you get it. If you don’t get it, just wait. For example, the old woman is unlucky. I haven’t won a lottery after ten years of shaking, so I have to wait in line. The reincarnation permit will take 20 years to be approved. Come down, so the old man has to cook soup for 20 years, and the newcomer will take over after 20 years. If you want to drink soup after 20 years, I will not be selling it.”

【Word mother, reincarnation has to be lottery, and the world after death is so cruel】

[I thought about suicide some time ago, but now I suddenly feel that it is good to be alive]

After the old lady complained about the policies of the underworld, she turned her back and enthusiastically promoted her products: "Come on, a bowl of soup is not expensive, and meeting is a fate. Let's take care of the old woman's business."

"Ah?" Everyone hadn't recovered from the series of complaints before they were caught by the nimble Granny Meng, who forcibly sold several types of herbal tea, and a list of herbal teas was stuffed in her arms.

Their faces were pale with fright, and they quickly refused in horror. Just about to say that they will not die or reincarnate, and that they don't need soup, they saw it written on the herbal tea list.

Wangqing water is equivalent to RMB 100 a bowl (note: drink a bowl to forget a relationship)

A bowl of Wangyou Water is equivalent to RMB 200 (Note: Modern people have a lot of mental stress, drinking it will make you fall down for a month without worrying)

……

Everyone: "???"

"Oh, what are you people surprised at? Now the rate of reincarnation has dropped, old woman, my original soup is not easy to sell, of course I need to expand some business." Granny Meng took the money, and immediately brought out several bowls of soup, The mouth is still chattering: "Fortunately, modern people like instant love. There are a lot of flash marriages and divorces. The relationship experience is richer and richer than the last. The forgetting water brewed by the old body is especially popular among modern ghosts."

"Is it really effective?" A female contestant in the psychic program group asked in a difficult tone. After receiving an affirmative reply, she stared at the pale soup in the enamel bowl, which was like boiled water. something.

A minute later, she seemed to have made up her mind and picked up the bowl of soup.

The rest of the people all looked sideways, and the camera lens also looked over.Jiang Mi is very impressed with this female contestant. It is said that this female contestant once had a failed marriage, and she is also very attractive. There are countless suitors behind her. Every week, there will be several bouquets of roses for each other in the lounge. Hua, but none of these sincere suitors could win the female contestant's heart.

In the show, she once blew herself up. That failed marriage caused her low self-esteem and left her with serious injuries. She had consulted a psychologist many times, etc. No amount of suitors could cure her. segment trauma.Because of such an experience, it's no wonder that she couldn't help but be moved when she heard Wangqingshui.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the female contestant picked up the soup bowl, raised her neck and drank it. After drinking, her eyes seemed to be in a daze for a few seconds.People who knew her asked, "How does it work? Do you still remember your scumbag ex-husband?"

The female contestant was stunned, and said with a confused expression, "Ah, a beautiful woman like me, have you ever been married?" Ask who this person is.

Her expression is no longer what it used to be. Whenever this name is mentioned, her facial features are grim and painful. Now her expression is as peaceful as if she is listening to a stranger's story.

Everyone:? ? ?This is too effective, right?

Someone raised the bowl suspiciously, and then completely forgot the names of the ex-boyfriend and ex-girlfriend. Even the female anchor Ke Ling also drank a bowl. She said that she fell in love with a cynical man, and that man was a Neptune, she wants to forget each other.

Jiang Mi refused on the grounds that he had never liked anyone and had no emotional trauma that needed to be forgotten.Seeing that this handsome guy's 100 yuan business could not be done, Po Meng took back the bowl regretfully and poured the soup back into the pot.

The live broadcast directly exploded:

[Master Jiang doesn't drink, please give us a drink! ! 】

[Grandma, ask for soup with a lot of money! ! I am willing to buy it for 1000 yuan! !I want to forget the dog man who greened me! ! 】

[My ex hurt me countless times, but I still miss him, I know I'm cheap.If I drink this bowl of soup, I will never be so humble again...I will let him roll to the sky (soft beep beep)]

[I hope that I can drink this bowl of soup when I go to the ghost town after I die. As a man, my original intention is to give every girl a warm home. So far I can't bear to hurt each of them, so I need this A bowl of soup is used to forget]

[Upstairs, then you are afraid that you will be bankrupt from drinking]

Seeing that the scene was so lively, Jiang Mi took out a pen, took off the cap, and wrote a line on the notebook: "The prospect is promising."

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Boss Wang from Ghost City Night Market, he runs a century-old shop, what he sells is not pastries, candy, or domestic skin care products, but an expensive service: past lives and past events.

There are two lines of words hanging on the door: a mirror can straighten your clothes, and you can also look at the past.Examine yourself in front of the mirror and find strength in the past.

This seemingly profound statement translates to: There is a mirror left by the ancestors in his shop. When a person stands in front of the mirror, he can see his appearance and experience in his previous life through the mirror.

One service is equivalent to RMB 1, but when Boss Wang Jiang Mi walked in, as shrewd as he was, he recognized this young man at a glance as the big money that the auction house spent [-] million to buy.

Immediately changed his mind, saying that the price here has increased, and one service is 10 yuan!

[Absolutely, the price has doubled ten times, and there are profiteers among the ghosts]

【Master Jiang, let's go, we are very curious, but there is no need】

Jiang Mi nodded, as if she didn't see any problem, she paid the money without hesitation, fully expressing the image of a fool who took advantage of too much money.Boss Wang smiled happily when he collected the money, but he was afraid that Jiang Mi would take advantage of his language, so he stretched out a finger with a jade wrench and emphasized, "Only one person at a time!"

Jiang Mi said, "Yes."

Then he patted a person on the shoulder and said, "I'll give you a chance, so go."

The person selected by Jiang Mi pointed at himself, his expression more surprised and flattered than anyone else: "Master Jiang, you let me test it?" Oh my god, for a service of 10 yuan a time, Master Jiang didn't do it himself, but He was chosen. Could it be that he himself has some special qualities that he doesn't know about?

The man thought wildly, but he didn't know that Jiang Mi chose him purely because he had a camera hanging around his neck.

[Fuck, this operation can be done]

[As long as people are smart enough, even ghosts can't play hahahaha, this wave of bosses is on the first floor, and Master Jiang is in the atmosphere, no wonder you pay 10 yuan in one go without blinking your eyes]

[The boss ghost is still smiling, but he doesn't know that Jiang Mi pays one person's share, not because he wants to be taken advantage of, but because he is planning to invite the whole world to whoring for nothing]

The photographer himself was completely unaware of Jiang Mi's plan. Standing in front of the unattractive mirror, he saw with his own eyes that the blurry bronze mirror suddenly became clear, and a wave of water rippled, slowly emerging into the picture.

His mood suddenly became tense, his heart was pounding, and then slowly, a young man in green shirt was reflected in the mirror.

The boy was about fifteen or sixteen years old. He was thin and thin, and his sleeves looked extremely wide, but his face was extremely handsome and moving. It was completely different from the photographer's current face that often stayed up late and broke out acne, resulting in skin like the surface of the moon.

"Oh my God, this is me from my previous life." The photographer praised me intoxicatedly, watching the young man in his previous life lighting a candle and reading a volume of sage books. He looked very hardworking and even went to sell it on the street during the day Calligraphy and painting subsidize the family, just to get a title on the gold list, the young man worked so hard, but he still failed in the imperial examinations one after another...

It made people cry when they saw it.

The photographer didn't know that in this sleepless night, countless people all over the world dreamed back to the past with him, in a trance that they couldn't extricate themselves from.After "give me a bowl of Wangqing soup", the topic of "my past life and present life" became a hot topic.

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-04-2022:52:46~2021-04-2123:08:53期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Xia Weiran_Naihe 1;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Dongfang Yueyi; 5 bottles of Nanyou Qiaomu, A Cang, and Hugging Goddess Thighs; 1.6 bottle of 1 meters who love money than love power, surnamed Chi, and his own Xiaozhang;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!