I made my debut in a reality show

The powerful leader, Kang Minghui, was all out of his wits, and a group of lonely and wild ghosts under him had no chance of survival.

Seeing Jiang Mi raising her sword and approaching step by step, the point of the sword pointing directly at the center of her brow, her beautiful eyes were tinged with ice cold, Meng Juan's legs were weak, and she backed away in fright.

She knew that she would be the next one to be transmigrated. Who let her be driven by Kang Minghui? In seconds, the Taomu sword stabbed over. "Master Jiang, I beg you to have a large number of adults. Please spare my life. I was a decent matchmaker in life, and I am not a ghost after death. Many things I have done were coerced by this ghost. To do harm."

"A matchmaker?" Jiang Mi raised his words slightly, unable to hear any emotion.

Meng Juan, however, nodded her head as if grabbing a life-saving straw: "Yes, yes, I used to be a matchmaker who specialized in matchmaking for the dead. It has something to do with your profession. They are all for the dead. Bring happiness. Of course, such an unsightly thing as the old body is not as noble and great as you seeing off the dead." She thought about her words, flattered Jiang Mi a little, and then He defended himself and said: "I am a matchmaker, but I have always held the red line and asked for your love, I will, never force a good woman into prostitution, and never lay hands on a living person."

In order to increase her persuasiveness, she also flipped out a booklet from behind, keeping a kneeling posture, and eagerly opened a few pages for Jiang Mi to read.

"Look, these are all ghost couples I have matched in the past 20 years. They are old and young. These are their wedding photos. Master Jiang, look at how loving they are." The photos are all black and white wedding photos. There are men and women, men and men, and women and women. The only thing in common is that these two people in the photos all have happy faces, and the kind of true feelings are revealed and undisguised. His smile is not fake.

All the celestial masters were a little moved.

"So I really don't harm anyone! Your companions were not detained by the old body, everything was coerced! Masters, please spare the old body!" Meng Juan wailed loudly holding her work card and brochure Crying, a lot of age, snot mixed with tears flow together, especially unbearable.

Meng Xiang was also watching the live broadcast. Seeing this scene with her own eyes, she almost fainted in the middle of the night.She quickly grabbed the keyboard and typed a line: 【This is my mother! !I beg Master Jiang not to hurt her! 】

Everyone in the live broadcast room was shocked: [? ? ?What's happening here】

Meng Xiang always thought that her mother was a marriage agency, and she worked hard to earn money for her education, but she didn't know that she was targeting the dead and earning money from the dead.There is only one word difference between a matchmaker and a shady matchmaker, but their nature is very different. Her mother has kept her secret from her for 20 years. Working hard, crying uncontrollably at the computer desk.And after her mother died, she was threatened by the ghost, which made her heart ache even more.Ghosts and celestial masters are at odds with each other, but Meng Xiang still wants to cross the screen and kneel down to beg Jiang Mi to let his mother go.

Seemingly hearing her sincere voice, Jiang Mi put down his sword, "You go, I won't kill good ghosts."

This was forgiven, the matchmaker ghost Meng Juan raised her face in surprise, kowtowed again and said, "Thank you, Master Jiang!" Fearing that Jiang Mi would regret it in a second, they flew away from the village together without touching their feet.

When the other village ghosts heard Jiang Mi's words, they knelt down quickly, saying that they were coerced, that Jiang Mi's removal of a big evil ghost was to clear the blue sky of the ten miles and eight villages, and that he was a good citizen in his lifetime. , who is a good ghost after death, how many good deeds he has done during his lifetime, etc., I wish I could explain all the good deeds done by the eighteen generations of ancestors one by one.

A cloud of ghosts knelt down and begged for mercy, crying and shouting. This scene was truly spectacular, and the live broadcast room was shocked.

Fearing that kneeling would not be enough, the villagers took the initiative to lift the bride's cover, and it turned out to be Ke Ling who had been silenced.People are still alive, but they are much more haggard than when they first entered the ghost town.

She couldn't move in the sedan chair, and she couldn't speak, but she could hear discussions in her ears. She was so anxious that she wanted to cry so much that she almost lost her breath.Seeing that the group of people finally rescued her from the sea of ​​misery, she finally couldn't hold back, and threw herself into Jiang Mi's arms, crying loudly.

Ke Ling's parents in front of the live broadcast room couldn't help crying when they saw that their daughter was safe and sound. They were tears of joy.

After Jiang Mi comforted her, he went to Bai Shi's coffin, opened the conspicuous coffins placed in the open air, and indeed saw Mr. Lin and the three photographers in a coma. Absorbed all energy.

Under the absolute deterrence of force, he wanted to take people away, and the ghosts of the villagers from all over the world would only join the road to see him off, so he didn't dare to speak and fart.Jiang Mi didn't let them go in vain. He asked for a map of the ghost town. Aerial photography can't capture the whole picture of the ghost town. The ghosts who live in the city all year round must be familiar with the streets and alleys. He even threatened in a gentle voice, I will come back anytime.

"My lord, go slowly!" All the villagers promised, but they didn't quite believe it. They never expected that Jiang Mi would come back in the end and become their immediate boss as a living person.

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Only male anchor Lao Lutou was left.

This search was even more difficult. They came to a crowded night market, full of hawkers and tourists setting up stalls, as well as stall owners holding loudspeakers shouting the price of jumping off the building, and from time to time there was a fairy tale Along the street, fierce men dance lions, and the sound of gongs and drums is endless. In terms of atmosphere, it is almost the same as modern times.

Except that the stall owner is not alive, the stalls sell some unusual things, such as dead babies, black donkey hooves, and cinnabar talisman paper. Tourists on the street wear ghost masks with blue faces and fangs, and they can't tell whether they are alive or not. People are dead, it is precisely these things that make this lively night market tour so strange.

Among these ghosts, trying to find Laolutou who is alive is tantamount to finding a needle in a haystack.

"The compass can't turn again." After successfully rescuing six people, and initially groping for the rules of the city, knowing that ghosts dare not attack the living directly, and usually use some cunning tricks, after seeing so many ghosts again, everyone It's not as scary as it was the first time, and someone even suggested: "Find a place to inquire."

They had good eyesight and found a grocery store for daily necessities.

The shop owner didn't wear a mask, she looked like an ordinary beautiful female ghost, she wasn't surprised to see a group of living people, she picked up a feather duster and waved it casually at the counter, and said, "Look at it, look at it, anything They're all cheap."

The middle-aged man finally couldn't hold back, and asked, "Miss Boss, why didn't your expression change when you saw a living person?"

The lady proprietress was a little akimbo, with a lazy posture: "I'm so surprised, every year in the ghost market, many witches and celestial masters will try their best to sneak in to shop and buy things, and there are also fortune-telling houses here to earn money for ghosts, here's the street There are a few people wearing masks who are all living people. Some time ago, the Obon Festival was more lively. It is said that a few TV stations came here to record programs, but they actually went to the old city. The old city can be It is a group of old antiques from the Ming and Qing Dynasties and the Republic of China, and this new urban area is a place where the living can stay."

"..." Ke Ling and Shen Dajia, who were jokingly called Hanhan, wiped their faces, expressing that they didn't want to speak at all.

The proprietress didn't say much, she continued to wave the feather duster to clean up the dust.

"You can take a look around in the store, everything is of good quality and cheap. My Liniang's store has been in this old street for 20 years, and I have always been innocent."

Everyone wandered around the store casually, and the store sold some incense candles, ingots, and firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, but the shelf life was surprisingly 99 years.

Another Xuanmen disciple blushed and picked up a bag of pink things, "Madam Boss, you are all ghosts, do you still use this after death?"

The proprietress looked at it, and her eyebrows twisted into horoscopes: "Use it! Why don't you use it? My mother was in pain every month during her menstrual period. I thought I didn't need to come to this thing again after being a ghost, but it didn't hurt anymore. , when the day comes, he will still bleed profusely. This bullshit world is really unfair to women!"

This kind of statement opened the eyes of the people in the live broadcast room, it was very strange, oh my god, this hemorrhage is really difficult to deal with, even after being a ghost, I can't get rid of it.

The proprietress cursed and then entertained another guest.

The person who came was an old woman with gray hair, and she was clutching a few crumpled banknotes in her skinny hands, "Liniang, Liniang, give me two bags of rice and a bottle of soy sauce. Give me some shrimp, seaweed Give me some too."

"Okay!" When the proprietress was busy, someone couldn't be idle again, and mustered up the courage to ask the old woman ghost who was not threatening, "Ma'am, what do you buy these things for, do ghosts also want to eat?"

Unexpectedly, when the old woman heard it, she seemed to think of something. She tilted her nose, got angry at first, and then said with tears: "Of course! I didn't need to buy these things, but I've only been dead for two years. Those unworthy descendants have forgotten me. Not only did they not burn paper money for me, they didn’t even come to visit the tomb in Qingming, and they didn’t even offer any offerings on weekdays. Of course, I, an old woman, would be hungry. In vain, I loved them the most during my lifetime, and my pension was deducted Kou Soso is not willing to use it on himself, but now he is living in such a miserable life, and has to sweep the streets every day to earn some ingots."

Hearing this, many people in the live broadcast room thought of the deceased family members at home. They didn't expect the life after death to be like this, and they were so sad that they shed tears.

After a long time, a barrage floated past: 【This is my old lady. I haven't brought my family to worship her for a long time because of busy work. I didn't expect her life to be so poor and miserable after her death. I'm so ashamed. I'm in vain. Son, I am not human...]

In front of the fluorescent screen, a middle-aged man was sitting on the boss's chair. Thinking of the old lady's sad complaints, tears rolled down his face. He slapped himself while crying, his rough face was red and swollen. Ken stopped.Immediately, I remembered something, and immediately rolled and crawled, ran to the living room, took out the meat and egg oranges in the refrigerator, and swept the incense for my mother.

He knelt on the cushion and put his hands together, hoping that the old mother in the underworld could receive it, so that he would no longer have to starve and sweep the streets.

Jiang Mi also heard these parents' gossip and ghosts, and his heart was slightly moved, but when he remembered the business, he took out a photo and pushed it out, "Madam proprietress, have you seen this living person? Or have you heard of it? Curious things about living people."

The proprietress picked up the photo, looked at it for a few seconds and said, "I seem to have a little impression of this handsome guy's face... Oh, it seems to be the finale of the auction."

Everyone almost exploded when they heard this, "Auction house, you ghosts are still engaged in such illegal and criminal activities! Weren't you human beings when you were alive?"

The proprietress was dissatisfied with the overthrown map bomb remarks, she put her hips on her hips and scolded back: "We who have no skills are good citizens, and those who have skills have become local snakes, collecting protection fees, gathering people to fight, and opening a foot-washing city. Opening ghost Internet cafes does not restrict minors, you say they are so bad, what's wrong with selling some live people?"

【Grass, too real】

【It turns out that ghosts are also so difficult】

Everyone immediately understood the misunderstanding and immediately apologized.

Jiang Mi grasped the key point, "The problem is living people, and these ghost bullies can't just sell them casually, right?"

"Of course not. Ordinary ghosts cannot easily deprive a living person of their life and personal freedom." The proprietress wiped the table angrily, "But that living person is too stupid. It is said that he was detained for eating the king's meal. The ghost said he would After chopping off a few of his fingers, he gave in and voluntarily signed a master-servant contract with the ghost. You said it would be nice to stay and wash the dishes to pay off the debt. Once the contract is signed, he becomes an accessory of the ghost, so he will be beaten as he pleases Is it gone?"

Another one who signed the master-servant contract.

The expressions of all the celestial masters were indescribable, Shen Dajia thought of himself, his cheeks flushed with embarrassment.

Everyone came to an auction house that was shining with neon colors, and they were about to raise their legs to enter, but they were stopped by the doorman.

This doorman was wearing a white shirt and a red bow tie, if not for his strangely pale cheeks, he would have been no different from someone from Yang Shi.While blocking people, the doorman ghost lifted up what could be called a laser beam, shot everyone up and down, and said politely: "I'm sorry, you can't go in without an invitation letter."

Everyone was at a loss for words, and just wanted to go back the same way.

A red Cayenne stopped at the entrance of the club, and a fat female ghost came down with a bag, "Is there a new one today?"

As soon as he saw this person, the doorman changed his cold and stiff face, and greeted him obsequiously, "Yes, yes, I'm waiting for you, they are all good guys." The two exchanged greetings, the doorman took the car keys, and then fat The female ghost walked in swaggeringly.

This difference in treatment is visible to the naked eye, and some people are dissatisfied, "That woman didn't have an invitation letter, how did she get in? Do you discriminate against living people here?"

Holding the car keys, the doorman squinted at them and said, "I don't discriminate against the living, I only discriminate against the poor. Of course the poor cannot enter."

【I cracked hastily】

[I'm heartbroken, I can do whatever I want with money]

Upon hearing this, Jiang Mi took back his unsheathed mahogany sword, took out a stack of thick banknotes from his pocket without thinking, and said flatly, "I have money, let me in."

The doorman, whose eyes were higher than the top, gleamed and straightened when he saw the banknotes, "You can come in, please come in, come in quickly!" The baritone who couldn't restrain his soaring voice was the same as "Sit, Please sit down, please take your seat", "tea, serve tea, serve good tea" are similar in purpose.

Everyone went in, and a female ghost waiter smiled and handed Jiang Mi a brochure, all of which were registered in the auction roster.

The Buddha relics, heart, kidney and lung slices, and magic crystals in the album are all strange things that have never been heard before. Even the old man Lin and the middle-aged man, who think they have a lot of knowledge, kept shaking their heads when they saw it. .

Not interested in the previous stuff, Jiang Mi flipped through it quickly, and soon turned to the page with "Old Deer Head", and the other party was indeed the finale.

……

The process went quickly, the pointer turned two times, and soon it was the turn of the old deer head to be auctioned.

The host Ghost took the microphone and yelled loudly: "The next auction item is very valuable. It is a living person. Since you are here, you must open your eyes!"

There are local tyrants and ghosts everywhere, and they all applauded when they heard this. Amidst the thunderous applause, the audience in the live broadcast room watched the stage lift slowly land. In front of everyone.

Hearing the constant exclamations around him, his expression was very dull, as if he didn't know what was going to happen.He was even in a trance, feeling like a rare creature in a zoo, surrounded by ghosts and ghosts with different expressions, accompanied by suspicious pointing voices from time to time.

To know this kind of thing, he didn't even dare to think about it half a month ago...

The host, Ghost, also seemed to realize that the auction item looked a little silly at the moment, so he quickly pinched the other party's face for fear of affecting the auction price.After the old deer's head screamed in pain and his stupid eyes gradually cleared up, he withdrew his hand in satisfaction.

Then the host ghost raised the microphone with one hand, and enthusiastically raised his arms with the other: "Let me introduce this rare finale to all the guests. His online name is Laolutou, and his real name is Yang Langxi. He is 26 years old and belongs to the sheep genus." , a Virgo, handsome in appearance, a top student at Imperial University, with a good brain."

The ghosts were also human beings before they were alive, and they knew what it meant to have a high degree of education. After hearing the title of a top student at Imperial University, they let out a small exclamation, and their eyes instantly became hot.

"What's more rare? He has 300 million followers, so he has a strong power of faith! Whether you eat him, marry him, or take him as a slave, you can help your skills grow, because it is so rare , so the price will not be cheap, at least 500 million bids. I would like to warn you here, those who do not have a deposit and bid too much will be expelled from our shop!"

Subtext, poor ghosts don't ask for prices.

[I asked the old deer head if he was ashamed, and his foundation was stripped]

【It’s really miserable, but why do I want to laugh so much】

After reading each piece of information, no matter how slow he was, the old deer head came back to his senses, his face was terrified immediately, he clasped his hands on the iron bars, and shook his head frantically: "No, no, no, my 300 million fans are all buying Here! Those who like and collect coins are all sailors! I don’t have any power of faith, and it was purely accidental to enter God’s Capital University. My meat is not delicious, don’t buy me, don’t buy me!”

He frantically smeared and trampled himself down, but after signing the deed of selling himself, he couldn't control everything.

After the host yelled "starting at 500 million", the hands holding signs on the scene kept on holding signs, "600 million!", "I'll offer 800 million!", "Hmph, I'm 1000 and [-] million! Poor ghosts, don't bargain with my old lady!"

"Okay, Ms. Lin has offered 1000 and 1000 million, is there anyone who wants to raise the price?" The host's voice became more and more high-pitched, "[-] and [-] million is the first time..."

A middle-aged male ghost immediately raised his placard, and he squinted: "600 million." The host ghost was very excited: "Okay, 600 million! Is there anyone else to follow, 600 million first once……"

When they heard 600 million, everyone looked as if they had swallowed a fly. They couldn't help feeling worried for Jiang Mi, wondering if the other party had that much money?The atmosphere at the scene was too serious, and new high prices were popping up almost every second. They were very concerned and attentive, and no one dared to ask.

Just like an expensive French meal, some of the previous asking prices are actually just an appetizer to warm up, and 600 million is just a small threshold. At this time, the real rich are ready to end happily.

An elderly ghost in a Tang suit stroked his long white beard on his chin, and raised a sign: "2000 million!"

The fat female ghost who drove the red Cayenne before, with her legs crossed on the sofa, leisurely raised a sign and said, "I offer 500 million!"

The following auction venue became a game field for two people to bid. This battle frightened the old deer head to hide in the depths of the cage.When the price was raised to 5000 million yuan, the old man in Tang suit wisely stopped participating. The old man always understands this truth.

"Ms. Qin paid 5000 million for the first time, and 5000 million for the second time..." The host raised the hammer high, just when everyone thought that the fat rich woman ghost was about to take the human on the stage, Jiang Mi suddenly Shouted, "Fifty one million!"

This resounding quotation announced that he had officially joined the battle.

His appearance is one of the most outstanding and dazzling in the crowd, coupled with his young age, his voice is as melodious as a violin, his sudden offer is very surprising.The audience in the live broadcast room felt that they had roughly understood mind reading skills, because they clearly read a meaning from the eyes of these ghosts, "Ouch, once you see this next to you, the living person on the stage will immediately lose its fragrance."

The rich woman ghost was also one of the surprised ones, but she didn't give up on the one on the stage, and continued to raise her placard and shouted: "Fifty-five million!"

Jiang Mi didn't hesitate for half a second: "Fifty-six million!" No matter what, the fat woman and ghost were going to be overwhelmed, and the strong smell of gunpowder at the scene was picked up without a sound.

"I'll offer 6000 million!" The rich woman and the female ghost looked worried, and after glancing at Jiang Mi, she managed to maintain a smile, "Stop playing, little brother, I'm worried that I'll lose all my property, and I'll be handcuffed when I go home."

"I'm sorry, sister, I'm rich, and I'm bound to win this person. I'll offer 100 million..." Jiang Mi raised her sign with a calm expression.

"I'm 8000 million!" The smile on the corner of the rich woman's ghost's mouth had completely disappeared, she didn't believe that Jiang Mi had so much money.

"I'll offer 100 million..." Jiang Mi's expression was still calm, only making the rich woman furious, with chest tightness and shortness of breath, as if no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't get to his bottom line, and the price continued to rise.

In the end, the auction price of the old deer head was approaching [-] million yuan. Although it was a ghost note, the audience and the audience in the live broadcast room only had one expression on their faces.

[It's so cool, how can it break, this development is extremely comfortable, I don't even care whether Master Jiang has money, let's talk about it first]

[Master Jiang's amazing words, I'm tired of saying it]

While clutching the cage in despair, the old deer head wandered his eyes among the guests. As a man who was repeatedly fought over, he hesitated in his heart and had already made his own judgment.

He doesn't have gays, but one is a fat woman with a fat brain and the other is a handsome man, which made him shamefully want to succumb to this choice.

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