Miss Tsushima

"Dazai, if you can read... in your spare time, I strongly recommend Mr. Tsushima's works. You must have heard of her "Cliff", right?That book...is really a book..."

Of course I know, it was written by Tsushima Hiiragi to that dwarf... Well, think about that slug taking out that book every day and reading it over and over again, even if it's been messed up and stained with blood, he still cherishes it Don't you? Osamu Dazai felt that his teeth were sore.

"Also, Mr. Tsushima's "Heart of Eros", although I have never liked these romance novels, I am also moved by the emotions in it. The purest love happens to humble people. The relationship between them transcends the world, and the incarnation becomes..."

It's so noisy, what does Kunikida want? What are you talking about? It's time, let him talk, he can talk about it all day.

If you say you have never understood that woman's story, it should be Kunikida-kun, right?

What else? Touching feelings, really funny, what does she have? Love, anyway, I don't know which man I found the inspiration for.

To put it bluntly, Tsushima Hiiragi should be the most realistic documentary writer, right? Each book is inspired by different people. Isn't this kind of thing easy for her? pass.

Kunikida didn't mind Dazai Osamu's indifference, and while quickly solving the work at hand, he kept expressing his impressions of Tsushima Hiiragi's works to him.

Kunikida stared at the monitor on the computer screen of the cake shop. Osamu Dazai never responded to his enthusiasm. It just so happened that the work was at an important place again, so he stopped for a while and waited for the picture of the supernatural being to appear. , but at this moment Dazai Osamu's voice came faintly behind him.

"Kunikida-kun, if you worship Tsushima Hiiragi so much, go find her, maybe she will write a book for you too." Osamu Dazai leaned on the back of the chair, raised his eyes and watched Kunikida alone.

"..." Kunikida fell silent, and kept complaining in his heart.Didn't you? That's what you said when you were outside the store.At that time, I still said that people like Tsushima Hiiragi were difficult to deal with, why? Now I suddenly changed my mind?

Kunikida didn't care either. Dazai Osamu was never able to figure out what he was thinking. He was concentrating on the case and replied casually,

"How? It's possible. Writing... isn't it such an easy thing." "Then you can go and be Tsushima Hiiragi's lover. Maybe she doesn't have your type in her previous lovers." , will fall in love with you unexpectedly."

Dazai said quietly.

Kunikida was shocked when he heard that, and looked at Osamu Dazai.Osamu Dazai hid the lower half of his face in his arms, revealing only the eyes under the forehead hair. Those eyes were smiling, but illusory like a badly developed black-and-white photo, which became hazy exist.

He seems to be seriously suggesting, "Look, if she likes you, she will definitely write a book for you...to commemorate the relationship between you~"

"Don't talk nonsense, what do you do? You know, won't such nonsense damage people's reputation? That's right." Kunikida frowned.

"I'm not talking nonsense, isn't the Tsushima-sensei you admire the most? What? What? A good woman." Osamu Dazai said, wringing his fingers.

"She smokes and also likes to drink. By the way, she actually likes to gamble. She used to gamble all her money. With the manuscript fee and living expenses for the next few months, the result is still... The people who were with her at the time embezzled their partner's money to support her."

"I like both excitement and luxury. I have to buy everything I see. When I enter a boutique, I can spend all my money within 10 minutes. The most important thing is that she still likes small things. Boy, that’s the kind, fourteen or fifteen years old…”

When he first heard Dazai Osamu's first words, Kunikida Doppo clenched his fist angrily, but the more he heard the latter, he gradually loosened his fist and looked at Dazai Osamu hesitantly.

"Hey... Dazai, what do you do? I know."

He shouldn't have believed his words, but now he hesitated, the expression on Dazai Osamu's face was too real.

"Because... I used to be with Ms. Tsushima, right?"

Osamu Dazai lowered his face, his messy hair cast a shadow on his face,

"But in the end, she abandoned me and left without even being recognized as a lover."

"Perhaps my existence is annoying everywhere, making her feel bored."

Kunikida Doppo did not speak for a long time, silently looking at Osamu Dazai,

If it was normal, if he heard someone slandering his idol like this, he would definitely go up and teach that person a lesson, but Dazai's expression now made him hesitate, and he felt that what he said might be true Feel.

He should also take this opportunity to teach Osamu Dazai a few words.For example, if you restrain your temper and change your past, you will not? You will be dumped!Or, play with other people's feelings with a cynical attitude every day, no? Unexpectedly, others will leave, and take this opportunity to reform? Renew?, reflect on your own shortcomings, and so on.

But what's the matter at this moment? Can't say no? Export.

The expression on Dazai Osamu's face was too?too?sad. Even though half of his face was covered, the exposed eyes seemed to be about to cry.

The fist raised by Kunikida hesitated, he didn't want to doubt the character of his idol at all, but Osamu Dazai's expression was too real, which made him start to struggle, and he sympathized with Osamu Dazai's experience , while feeling that the image of an idol in my heart has collapsed

"Dazai...is everything you said true?" He struggled violently in his heart, still not sure? He asked desperately. .

"Of course... it's fake!"

Osamu Dazai withdrew his arm covering his chin, and smiled triumphantly, "Hahaha, Kunikida-kun is really a good liar, and he fell for it again! You can believe such lies."

Sure enough, I can't believe a word that Osamu Dazai said!He just doesn't want to listen to his works by Mr. Anli Jindao, can you tell him so much? There is nothing there!Sure enough, it's something he can do, it's so boring!

He just knew, what to believe? Nothing? You should believe what Osamu Dazai said.

Kunikida Doppo grabbed a handful of hair irritably, his hands kept busy, and the memory of Dazai Shinji in the past was gradually revived, he only felt that his eyes were dark and his chest was tight.

After all, it was me who was deceived by his exaggerated acting skills and chose to believe him.

The veins on Kunikida's forehead were twitching. He clenched the mouse tightly, but he didn't teach Osamu Dazai a lesson.

Probably because his eyes were too sad just now, Kunikida couldn't do anything even if he knew he was lying.

There was another creaking sound from Dazai's side, Kunikida was tired, and he was dealing with the work at hand.

Forget it, let’s do the work by ourselves, maybe the efficiency will be even higher, if you let Dazai be lazy, it’s fine if he doesn’t want to cause trouble. Make trouble?

Osamu Dazai was sitting straddling the chair, stretching his two long-long legs casually, lying on the back of the chair, lazily resting his chin on the back of his hand, non-stop like a child, Not at all? Shake the chair peacefully.

The noise that affected his work that he heard just now was the screeching sound of his moving the chair.

Osamu Dazai will never work actively. He has always planned everything and let others follow his direction.

As a result, in the end, I was the only one working.

At this moment, Osamu Dazai was sitting comfortably in the chair with a smile on his face, and stretched out his voice, "Miss, can you bring me a piece of cake, do you want it? There is a lot of cream, very sweet, very sweet. The kind of strawberry~"

With an intoxicated expression on his face, he drew a large circle in the void with his arms, and finally wrapped them around his shoulders. Kunikida felt that his movements were extremely exaggerated. The entrustment fee will be deducted."

"Hey, wait, Dazai!" Kunikida Doppo couldn't help but turned around happily, "This is embezzlement of public funds, it's a crime, you know that?"

"Hey, it's only the price of one piece of cake, Kunikida, you are too stingy!" Osamu Dazai snorted.

"No? Is it stingy? Is it stingy? You are breaking the law. I must help you correct your bad habits!"

Counting new and old grudges together, Kunikida flicked the mouse in his hand, and approached Osamu Dazai aggressively, "From the very beginning, don't try to cause trouble for others!"

"Then please, put a little more icing on my cake and help me drizzle 'happy birthday' with chocolate sauce, thank you."

As if ignoring the air, he didn't care about Kunikida's movements at all, and nimbly stretched out his head from his side, Dazai Osamu put on a dreamy smile on his face, and blinked at the waitress , "Please."

"Yes, yes!" The waiter blushed and hurriedly picked up the chocolate pen.

"Birth... Birthday." Kuniki Tamoto held Osamu Dazai's shoulders tightly, and was about to shake him violently, throwing out the water deeper than the Yokohama sea in his head, but he didn't expect to hear At this point, Osamu Dazai's hands subconsciously let go, "Birthday... is it your birthday?"

No way……

Does someone like Osamu Dazai actually have a birthday?

In other words, it is impossible to imagine that he was born out of a rock or produced in a petri dish in a laboratory, and he can barely believe it.

Just associating Osamu Dazai with things like birthdays makes his scalp tingle.

Kunikida's natural and rich fantasy ability makes vivid pictures start to play in his mind.

No? I don’t know why, sitting on the right seat, with arms folded and a majestic face, is President Fukuzawa? A woman whose face cannot be seen is sitting beside him, and Osamu Dazai is sitting opposite, with a cheerful face. Clapping hands, in the dim light, there was a cake in front of him, the president? With a serious face, "Okay, Dazai, eat the cake quickly."

"Don't be so anxious, let the child make a wish first." The woman who couldn't see her face said, she leaned forward and lit the candle, "Zhijun, hurry up and make a wish and blow the candle, look at brother Both my sister and I can't wait."

"Wow, thank you dad, thank you mom."

A sweet smile appeared on Osamu Dazai's face, he tilted his head innocently and said innocently, clasped his hands tightly in front of his chest, closed his eyes, and looked sincere.

"Okay, I want to eat cake!" A ding ding dong dong sound came from beside him, he turned his head and found that it was Edogawa Luanbu who kept knocking on the bowl with a spoon.

"Hmph, mom and dad are too eccentric. My birthday has never been so grand." He heard a dissatisfied voice coming from his mouth.

Can't see? The woman who saw the face gently patted his head, "Okay, Dubu, you are the older sister, no? You can quarrel with the younger brother."

Sister... Sister, what? What? Sister?

Kunikida Doppo was in a daze, suddenly startled, like waking up suddenly from a dream, and found that his perspective had been separated from his body, floating in mid-air, the one who was full of pouting, pulling the golden braid , wearing glasses with pink frames and wearing a skirt, he actually looks like himself!

How? Like this, why? This horrible hallucination?

Have you been under too much pressure lately?Because of partnering with Osamu Dazai, I was exhausted physically and mentally, and finally I had a problem with my nerves?Or did Osamu Dazai secretly throw the poisonous mushrooms he ate into his bento box?

He is only 20 years old!

Kunikida burst into tears.

He subconsciously clenched his shoulders and shook Dazai Osamu a few times, with an illusory smile on his face, he almost fainted from the shaking,

"I always feel that Kunikida-kun seemed to have imagined something just now? It's a very serious thing." Dazai Osamu said intermittently.

Kunikida's expression was suspicious of his own life, and it was completely blank, "No? Sorry... I seemed to lose consciousness just now, and passed out for a while."

He let go of his hand in a daze, and Osamu Dazai slumped on the back of the chair with a slap.

"No? Whatever? Say... happy birthday to you." Kunikida said awkwardly.

A person's birthday is always something to celebrate.

"Let me tell you... Kunikida-kun, don't you think that the cake I bought is a birthday present for you?" Osamu Dazai tilted his head, put his face on his arm, and said weakly, "How can a person like me celebrate my birthday?"

"I never celebrate my birthday."

"The birthday cake?" Kunikida paused, he found an ambiguous expression on Dazai Osamu's face, "Could it be..."

"Is it for my lover..."

Osamu Dazai smiled and shook his head, "Isn't it? Yes."

"It's the most hated person's birthday."

He lowered his eyelids, covering the fragile light in the deep black pupils.

In the end, when he walked out of the cake shop, Dazai Osamu held the beautifully packaged cake box in his hand, raised his hand and waved to Kunikida, "Today's work is over, I guess there's nothing to do in the afternoon. I'm going to go home and rest first~"

"Oh, I'm so tired. My whole body is so sore. It must be because I'm too tired from working in the detective agency. I want to go back and have a good sleep."

Osamu Dazai left without turning his head, talking in a low voice while walking, moving his bandaged neck and arms.

Kunikida stood there in a daze.

In the end, he was the one who took care of the work, and it wasn't what? It was just that the fans of Kaito Kidd had learned hand magic. He also paid for it, because Dazai would never be allowed to He spent the entrusting fee on the files, and was fooled by Osamu Dazai with a smile. He didn't know why, so he took out his wallet and paid for him in a daze.

In the end, he fulfilled his wish unknowingly. Osamu Dazai is really a terrible man.

Kunikida walked back in a daze, completely forgot about the grave-sweeping thing, and only walked back to the detective agency by instinct, and sat in his seat, and he slowly recovered?

How did he come back?

Ah ah ah ah why? Like this, why did he just walk back without realizing it, forgetting everything he wanted to do!No? Know how much time wasted!Could it be, could it be? !Is he really on the verge of dementia?

Kunikida's heart was turbulent, but the outside was still like eggplant beaten by frost, even the golden braids were drooping down, looking as if his heart was ashamed.

Just as he was weeping alone in his heart, the door was pushed open, and Edogawa, who was wearing a detective hat and waistcoat, walked in leisurely, glanced at him,

"Kunikida, I thought you were going to visit the grave."

"Ah, Mr. Ranpo, because of some irresistible reasons..."

Kunikida said weakly.

"Really?" Edogawa walked to the cabinet in random steps, took out a few packs of delicious sticks, closed the cabinet door with a bang, tore off the wrapping paper, and stuffed the delicious sticks into his mouth vaguely. He said clearly, "Do you call Dazai-kun's birthday? Force majeure."

"By the way, when you see him, say happy birthday to him, I'll go back first."

Leaving the endless words here, Ranpo Edogawa ignored Kunikida Doppo's surprised expression and left with his snacks in his arms.

"It's... really Dazai's... birthday?"

Kunikida Doppo recalled Osamu Dazai's face when he said with a smile, "It's the birthday of the person I hate the most."Eyes widened in surprise.

The most hated existence, originally refers to... own existence?

Osamu Dazai hated himself.

The author has something to say: The young couple celebrate their birthdays in one day!

国木田阅读理解一直可以的！（中也直呼内行）感谢在2020-10-1800:22:06~2020-10-1900:39:09期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 big orange cat toffee;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: Erer 9 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!