Miss Tsushima

"Hurry up, it's already slower than the scheduled time!"

"But, it's clearly set to be noon, right? Why are you in such a hurry?"

"Noon to me is the 120 seconds between twelve o'clock and twelve o'clock two, so, Dazai, what do you give? I'll run!"

"Oh, no? Yes, why are you so active? Even if you arrive, you haven't yet? Come there? Do you still have to wait..." The young man in a sand-colored coat dragged his feet lazily, no matter how his companion urged him , still walking behind with no motivation.

His fluffy black hair is reminiscent of the fine fluff under the wings of a bird. It looks soft and dense. He has a fair face, a tall and thin body, and he wears a cardigan shirt in a sand-colored long trench coat. , wearing a loose bolo tie.

He was dressed very casually, but he unexpectedly possessed an undisciplined temperament, probably because of his eyes.

His eyes are black and white, with extremely thin eyelids. His eyes droop slightly, and when the pupils are covered by long and slender eyelashes, he looks extraordinarily fragile. Seeing the danger of Linglie, when locked by these eyes, it is like facing the sea of ​​death, revealing darkness and boundless silence from his eyes.

Those iris-colored eyes, with a childish and innocent look, and a half-smile look, always seemed to silently reveal the temptation between adults.

This innocence and maturity are mixed in his body, blending into a unique and complex temperament, even though his behavior is decadent and always thinks about it, he has neither plans nor yearning for the future , is a standard hedonist, but still attracts the likes of women, and is crazy about him.

Tsk, how many women have been fooled by this face, hateful little boy.

Isn't he? Jealous, not at all? Jealous of Osamu Dazai being popular with women, yes, not at all? Jealous!

Kida Doppo, a 20-year-old active youth at the time, pushed on his glasses and kept thinking about it.

He definitely won't? Will? Envy Dazai Osamu for this!How many years later will he meet the woman he likes in his plan? The date of dating and marriage has been set long ago. The ideal woman he is looking for must be a perfect match for his fifteen general items and ?The requirements of the 58 elements are noble, elegant and tasteful... Therefore, there is no need for frivolous love affairs at all? No need!

Feelings? What, should be gradual, mutual respect, like Osamu Dazai's attitude of being popular with women like a child's play without consideration, he won't be jealous!

The one with blond hair and glasses who was walking in front, who was constantly slandering in his heart, was a member of the Armed Detective Agency, and Kuni Kida Doppo, who was lazily following behind, was the one who had just joined the Detective Agency. New member, Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai has just passed the entrance test not long ago, and has just officially started working in the Armed Detective Agency? In less than a month, he has already caused a lot of trouble for the Detective Agency, isn’t it? On a remote path, hanging on a tree and shaking Shake, scare passers-by into the hospital, be fished out of the river by a fisherman, or pull a beautiful woman on the road to beg for love? Be sent to the police station.

Kuni Kida thought about it and felt his head was getting bigger again, Dazai Osamu's cheerful voice said, "Kuni Kida-kun, eat this mushroom and you will see the gorgeous Higan flower, elephants are flying in the sky~" He heard again While frantically reverberating, ever since I partnered with him, the chances of having nightmares have become higher, so I can’t concentrate on my work like this, and my work efficiency has become lower, disrupting the daily plan in his manual. Is it something he can't accept anymore?

However, Osamu Dazai, who is off-line and likes to cause trouble, does have extraordinary talent. His reasoning ability, logic ability, and ability to penetrate people's hearts are all superior to others. It is these extraordinary abilities that allowed him to successfully join the Armed Detective Agency.

He is pretending to be crazy, but the reality is unfathomable. Kuni Kida is convinced of this. At the end of the "Apostle of Cang" incident, Osamu Dazai's expression seems to be telling that all these things are true. Such simplicity, to him, is a fact that can be seen at a glance.But he still stood here. What was the reason that made him join the detective agency.

His eyes stared forward, but it seemed that he was looking at an existence in the void.

Kuni Kida felt like he was some kind of existence dormant in the darkness, but he was bound by something and stayed on the side of the light. In fact, light and darkness seemed to be the same for his eyes? What? difference.

But he still stood in the light.

No? Anyway, let’s get along with him for the time being. He believes in the vision of the president, as well as in his own feelings. Even though Osamu Dazai’s past experience and files are blank, since he chooses to be a partner, he is believed to be a Be nice.Even if he's not a good guy, he's trying hard to be a good guy.Kuni Kida Doppo believed in his own judgment.

They were on their way to the mission. The manager of a dessert shop called the detective agency and said that a thief had entered his shop to steal something. This kind of thing? No? It was under the management of their armed detective agency, but The manager of the cake shop described what he saw from the surveillance, and the thief did indeed have supernatural powers.

So, the duo who had completed today's task according to the plan, and the partner duo who idled away from work, were dispatched to this task and walked down the street.

"Let me tell you, Kuni Kida-kun, you bought these." Osamu Dazai pointed to the plastic bag in Kuni Kida Doppo's hand, "Isn't it? It's for sweeping graves?"

"Exactly." Even though he had already answered in words, Kuni Kida Doppo subconsciously nodded.

"Hey~" Osamu Dazai stepped up to Kuni Kida's side, poked his head to look at the things in the bag, "daisy flowers, snacks, fruits... are for women, ah, I see, it's Satoshi Ms. Saki."

Kuni Kida Doppo didn't reply quickly this time. Sasaki Nobuko was the black hand who died in the last Apostle of Cang incident. She was also the type of woman he liked. Regarding her death, his I still have regrets in my heart, so I completed the plan ahead of schedule today and set aside time in the afternoon to go to the cemetery.

"Kuni? Kida-kun, do you still think about that woman? Forget about it." Osamu Dazai nodded his chin, tilted his head, and smiled kindly.

Such an elegant lily-like woman with firm convictions has gone astray because of love. Even now, Kuni Kida thinks she is a heinous villain, thinking of Sasaki's white kimono. The stained blood traces, and the smile he gave him before he died, Kuni Kida's mood fell down, and he changed the topic,

"At that time, Dazai, you seemed to have known that Ms. Sasaki was behind the scenes? The black hand is really powerful. When did you know?"

Kuni Kida Doppo tried to change the topic in a lame way, and asked bluntly.

Because he is an upright person who speaks directly and rarely beats around the bush, so the tone of trying to change the subject is very strange.It sounded like he was being weird. If it was normal, Osamu Dazai would definitely play tricks on him, but this time he suddenly fell silent.

"I knew it from the beginning."

"Know it from the beginning?" Even if he just wanted to change the subject, Kuni Kida's eyes widened in surprise, "How is that possible?"

"Because," Osamu Dazai raised his head and looked at the sky, "I know her best."

"Even if I'm already tired, I don't want to do it any more, but I still will? For the sake of self-moving persistence, keep going."

"That person's ideal is his own ideal, and he lives for others." Osamu Dazai paused, "It's the type I hate the most!"

Kuni Kida was surprised by his tone, "Have you... ever met such a woman?"

"Of course." Osamu Dazai lowered his head, with a faint smile appearing on the corner of his mouth, "I was played with a lot, and then? I was dumped."

"It's really amazing. This type of woman looks very gentle on the outside, but she is actually more decisive than anyone else. What you have decided? You will do it no matter what."

"so……"

"So she found out that I wasn't the type she wanted, so she abandoned me severely. Even when she left, she still had that smile on her face, and then she didn't even look back when she left."

Osamu Dazai said with a smile while gently pulling the ends of his hair with his fingers, looking forward loosely,

"So, Kuni Kida-kun, you have to learn from my mistakes. This type of woman is very dangerous. If you don't get it right, you will get caught in the fire. You have a personality like Kuni Kida-kun. You can't resist it. Come on. , or keep it at a respectful distance.”

Dazai Osamu finished his long speech, nodded his head as if affirming his conclusion, and looked straight at Kuni Kida Doppo.

Kuni Kida Doppo has a surprised expression with his mouth widened from the moment he started talking.

……No way?Is it true that this Osamu Dazai still has such sad feelings? Experience, being abandoned and then? He became such a cynical and respectful character now, never? No more? Believe that people have true feelings?, can live a day Just one day, this is too? It's too sad...

However, Osamu Dazai who is looking at this skinny now.He still wanted to grab his ear and shout, Osamu Dazai, you too? Have this day?

Osamu Dazai stopped walking, turned his head to look at the vivid expression on Kuni Kida's face, and suddenly laughed exaggeratedly, "Of course I lied to you! I was fooled, Kuni Kida-kun , don't you? will? really believe it?"

"Hahahaha, Kuni Kida-kun is an idiot, and he can't even tell such obvious lies. You should stop being a detective as soon as possible!" Osamu Dazai made a grimace.

Kuni Kida's face turned green from his anger, and he knew that Dazai must be lying to him again!Seeing his sincere appearance just now, thankfully he still sincerely sympathized with him for two seconds, although it was only a short two seconds, but this was unplanned, for someone like Osamu Dazai who would never? Sympathy for the person inside the notebook?!

Kuni Kida clenched his fists angrily, and the plastic bag in his hand made a cracking sound, "You bastard!"

Dazai Osamu evaded Kuni Kida's iron fist with a smile on his face, ran to the front, clasped his hands behind his head, and dragged his feet loosely.

After this conversation, the face of Nobuko Sasaki, the mastermind of the "Apostle of Cang" incident, resurfaced in his mind.

Long straight black hair, fair skin, gentle smile, and enlightened eyes yearning for something in the ethereal emptiness, for which he could give his life.

Similar looks, similar eyes?Gradually overlapped with a woman in my memory.

Familiar with.

The emotion in those eyes? It was all too familiar to him.

Knew it.

It's his most hated, most hated type.

He said the truth, but he didn't say it.

"Even though Ms. Sasaki made such a mistake, her character is undeniably noble."

Osamu Dazai was as slippery as a loach, didn't he really want to hit his country? Kida put down his fist after two steps after him, and said in a low voice,

"If? She didn't? Go astray... Maybe it's hard to find a woman like her in this world."

"National Kida-kun's request is beyond the reach of human beings." Dazai Osamu recalled the densely packed descriptions of ideal women in the Kuni-Kida Doppo Handbook, and curled his lips, "If... according to that kind of request , you will probably be single for the rest of your life."

"Then you are wrong." Kuni Kida shook his head, took out a notebook from his pocket, and flipped through it, "There are indeed such women."

"impossible."

"It really exists, have you heard of Mr. Tsushima?"

Kuni Kida turned his head and saw a billboard with a half-length photo of Tsushima Hiiragi outside the store door. The woman in the photo was wearing a lavender kimono and a duck egg green belt, with smiling eyes and Looking at the camera softly.

Kuni Kida Doppo stopped, looked at the billboard, and began to sell Amway to his partner endlessly,

"Mr. Tsushima Hiiragi Toki, have you heard of it? See if you don't? You must be a playboy who doesn't know how to read? Have you heard of it? You will know if you read more books!"

"Mr. Tsushima, she is a very famous novelist. She has an outstanding temperament and elegant temperament. She is a distinguished lady. From her works, we can also know her Definitely a gentle and kind man... Hey, I said, Dazai! Have you? Are you listening to me?!"

As soon as he turned his head, he found that Dazai hadn't listened to him calmly at all, and had already run far away, trying to break into a store. Kuni Kida immediately chased after him and grabbed him by the back of his shirt. collar,

"No? It's impolite to run away after listening to the other party's words, do you know that?" Kuni Kida couldn't help showing off his former teacher's airs, looking at Osamu Dazai as if he was looking at a rebellious problem student Do you hate iron? Cheng Gang taught him.

"But, we are here for work, right? Kuni Kida-kun, you seem to be talking for hours." Osamu Dazai didn't feel guilty at all, he spread his hands calmly,

"Also, Kuniichi Kida-kun, never thought that someone as serious as you would be lazy and slack off at work!"

"What... what?"

"You have already arrived at the cake shop that entrusted us to work, but you keep walking forward, staring at a photo on a billboard."

Osamu Dazai said eloquently, "I just want to go into the store to inquire about the situation, and finish work as soon as possible. I want you to go back to visit the grave, but you grabbed my back? Neck so roughly, Kuni Kida-kun, you should apologize to me. !"

"Is...is that so?" Kunikida subconsciously grabbed Dazai Osamu's hand, and said blankly, "I'm sorry."

"It's okay? It doesn't matter, I forgive you this time."

Osamu Dazai generously chose to forgive him.

The author has something to say: Kunikida: Open your mouth and eat Amway!

太宰：我当男友的时候，你这个男友粉还不知道在哪感谢在2020-10-1706:55:24~2020-10-1800:22:05期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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