[Comprehensive British and American] Bats never lose their horses

——The first half of this chapter is also called "Clark's Happy Day"——

At 7:00 in the morning, Superman lying on the bed opened his eyes on time. ,

Opening the curtains, the morning sun casts/comes in from the window, bathed in the warm light, the son of the sun squints his eyes in enjoyment, stretches a big lazy waist - what a beautiful day!

"Good Morning, Metropolis!"

7;30, Clark finished washing and made today's breakfast.He looked at the hot golden fried eggs on the plate, smiled with satisfaction, and thought that when Bruce came back this time, he must let him have a taste of his craft.

2 minutes later.

Because of a fire in North America, he had to give up his half-eaten omelette, put on a Superman uniform and rush out the window.

At 8:06, the fire was extinguished, and all the hostages in the building escaped safely thanks to Superman's timely assistance.Amid the cheers and thanks of the people, Superman gave them his trademark bright smile, but his mind was always thinking about the fried egg on his plate that was about to go cold.

A cold omelet is no good, he thought. ,

At 8:37, on the way to work, a bank robbery happened next door in Gotham.

Out of a sense of responsibility to Bruce and Batman, Superman immediately rushed to the scene, and took ten seconds to pull the Penguin who was doing something behind his back again from a car on the side of the road. The Penguin screamed angrily, "Why are you such an idiot!" Superman smiled consummately, and then climbed several hundred meters on the ground, hanging the scared Penguin on Gotham. On the clock tower, waiting for the recovery of professionals... Oh, he has already arrived.

Seeing Damian turning up from below in a Robin uniform, Clark frowned disapprovingly: "It's daytime now, Damian, you should be in school."

"The old man's not here, it's not your turn to care about me." Damian rolled his eyes at him angrily, teenagers, Clark thought thoughtfully, not angry, "Leave Gotham, Superman, this is not where you should stay place."

"Don't talk like your father, Damian, it's actually quite rude." Clark cleared his throat, trying to put on an appearance of an elder to teach him, "And now that B is away, I have an obligation to help him take care of brother Tan."

"Thanks. But the appearance of Superman here means that something happened to Batman, and the lunatics in Arkham are going to be excited again." Damian said sadly, "Greyson complained to me several times, he now Suspect Batman is using this as an excuse to go on vacation."

Clark's eyes widened: "How could he think that? B is risking his life to complete the task!"

But Damian didn't bother to care about him anymore. The little boy tied the penguin man into a real penguin in a skillful way, and then grabbed his collar with one hand and grabbed the hook gun with the other to swing down the clock tower.

"Stop it ahhh!!!"

The Penguin let out a miserable scream, but fortunately, Robin stopped at the last moment.

"Hello," Damian turned around and asked, "Do you know an Alpha named Clark Kent? He's a reporter from the Daily Planet."

Clark had an ominous premonition, and out of caution, he didn't answer Damian's question first: "...What do you want him for?"

"It's nothing," Damian said in a calm tone that made Superman's back shudder, "I just want to have a chance to visit, after all, not everyone can be my stepdad."

After speaking, he jumped off the bell tower.

Penguin's screams pierced the sky of Gotham City.

Clark: "..."

Looking at Robin's back, he finally remembered that Damian was being fostered at Wayne's house.

No wonder Ye Yi looked at him so strangely a while ago!

Superman, who was suddenly told that he was going to be a father before he was married, was a little dazed now. He stood there for a while, until the clock tower under his feet heard the sound of Dang Dang, and then he suddenly realized that it was already nine o'clock in the morning It's all over.

...He was late for work again!

Superman, who has one of the best speeds in the world, was still scolded by his immediate boss in the office today, and this month's perfect attendance award was deducted.

What a terrible day, the little reporter sat at his desk thinking wretchedly. ,

At 12:00 noon, when going to eat, Clark overheard Louise discussing with his colleagues that the Gotham City Government would fund a tourism promotional film. Arkham? Then I heard them say that the government publicly called on Batman to join the filming process, which truly reflected the customs of Gotham, and was willing to adjust the filming time to midnight for him.

By the way, the director of this promotional film is a staunch Omega egalitarian, and he claims that Bruce Wayne will be the focus of this promotional film, because the charming Bruce Wayne is indispensable to Gotham One of his treasures, and took the opportunity to carry private goods, and made a bold confession to the other party at the government press conference, even though the person involved is not in Gotham right now.

Louise and the others didn't finish the rest.

Because Clark spilled his lunch on Jimmy's back.

At 5:00 in the afternoon, it's time to get off work.

Superman, who had had a bad day, flew tiredly to the watchtower, which is now the only place that can comfort him. B made an appointment with him before, and fixed this time every day, and he came to teach that Carl how to control his abilities.

But when he came to the conference room, he saw another self "riding" on Batman's body on the screen!

When Superman buzzed his head, his sanity immediately flew to the sky.

He raised his voice and asked, "B, what is he doing!?"

"The flight failed and fell from the roof." Bruce replied, "Fortunately, it's just a broken wrist. It should be a little calcium deficiency."

Clark barely calmed down. Now he repeated several times in his heart that he should not think too much, and then started today's teaching task.The other self learned quickly, but Clark found that the other party sometimes deliberately pretended not to understand, just to let Batman teach him more times-this really made him a little angry, Batman's time didn't make him like that What a waste!

But out of empathy, Clark could also understand his behavior, so he struggled again and again, and still didn't tell Bruce about it.

But how could Batman not see it.

"Three days," he said calmly, "If you can't learn how to fly and use thermal vision within three days, I'll ask Diana to send you out of Paradise Island. It's not a bad thing to live as an ordinary person."

Karl's eyes widened in an instant, he shook his head desperately twice, bit his lower lip, looked back pitifully at the unmoved guardian, then gritted his teeth, and jumped off the cliff by himself.

With a plop, it fell into the water perfectly.

Bruce sighed and rubbed his temples.

Is it because the yellow sun does not absorb enough light?He thought, it shouldn't be.

"Faith," Clark said suddenly, "he has no faith. B, I still remember the first time I really flew, that was when I met my father and knew the reason for the destruction of Krypton and my mission. I managed to do it under the circumstances. At that time, there was only one idea in my mind, which can be called desperate."

Bruce thought for a moment.

"You mean I should let him jump from the top of the mountain to the ground?" He raised his eyebrows and said, "Carl, I didn't expect you to be more ruthless than me."

Clark: "...I didn't mean that when I said desperate!"

The wet Carl had just climbed up from the cliff when he heard Bruce's words. He frowned and said very unhappy: "Are you talking to that 'Carl' again?"

He took a deep breath, and this time he didn't say anything stupid like killing people, but suddenly shouted, and shot/shot a hot gaze towards the empty space in the distance—by the way, it was completed ahead of time The goal Bruce set for him.

Bruce couldn't figure out what kind of temper he was throwing, but he was never a teacher who would teach children with a good voice, not to mention that the person in front of him was no longer a child.

"You have learned, very good," he commented objectively, "but as I said, control your temper, otherwise you will definitely not become a real and qualified hero."

After the words fell, an angry roar suddenly came from a distance:

"Who burned Hulk's pants? Hulk just dried them!! Hulk is going to tear him in half!!!"

Bruce turned around blankly, and squeezed out a sentence under Carl's silent gaze: "That's a negative example, don't learn from it."

Clark couldn't help but secretly laughed out loud, why didn't he realize that Batman had such a cute side before?Or is it because of the false identity of Bruce that even the fierce Gotham knight will unconsciously become gentle?

"B," he said briskly, "did you know that the Gotham government held a development conference today."

Bruce frowned vigilantly: "About what? Cutting social security, or preparing to collectively drive homeless people from the streets?"

"Calm down, calm down, don't worry Batman, it's not a bad thing." Clark said hastily, "They want to make a tourism promotional video for Gotham."

"Travel promotional film? Which idiot came up with such a bad idea," Bruce asked with a look of disgust, exactly the same as Clark's. "What do they want tourists to visit, Arkham Canteen?"

Clark smiled: "I don't think so. But it does help to improve the image of the city, doesn't it? You see, after watching the scenery of Paradise Island in the past two days, everyone in the watchtower expressed their desire to visit it. Dai Anna also promised to bring us some specialties there when she has time. Gotham is getting better, but outsiders don’t think so, B, this is an opportunity.”

"...Let me see," Bruce said. "Who's the director? Any plans?"

Clarke: "The director is Joss Whedon, and they want to have you and Bruce Wayne on the set at the same time."

Bruce replied without hesitation: "Let him go."

"The people in the government must have lost their minds," he cursed. "Let's not talk about what kind of taillights are, and ask Batman to make a city promotional video? What kind of idiot would agree to do such a thing?"

"Uh," Clark's voice sounded a little guilty, "Actually, they also invited me when the Metropolis was filming the promotional film."

Bruce: "..." The idiot was beside me.

"I only appeared in it for seven seconds!" Superman said loudly, "but I was the finale, although they wanted me to sing the theme song, to be honest that song is pretty good, but I'm not very good at it, so I just Refused."

"Batman, never, will ever, participate in, film," Bruce said in a low voice, "let alone sing some stupid nursery rhyme!"

The man turned his head abruptly, staring at Carl who was drawing a bat logo on the ground with his heat eyes, and picked up his collar, angrily said: "Follow me to the arena!"

The duel between him and Halia was just this afternoon. Bruce had planned to go there earlier, but unfortunately, the news brought by Clark was delayed by a few minutes, so when he and Carl arrived at the destination, the surrounding area was already full of people. .

"Everyone wants to see the battle between Halia and you," Diana came to the backstage preparation room, looked at him and said, "Since you proposed it yourself, I hope you don't act too boring."

She doesn't mean any malice, but because of the natural constitution of the Amazons, they always have a kind of natural condescending arrogance towards humans in this regard.

Bruce once asked Diana in their world, what method should be used if she wants to gain the right to speak among the Amazons.Diana thought for a while, and told him that there was no other way but to conquer them with her own strength.

The purpose of Steve and the others here is to reach a truce agreement with the Amazons, and Bruce is to find the Stone of Origin on the island, but no matter which one, the cooperation of the Amazons is needed.

So this battle, he must win.

"Go and wait for me on the stage." He tied up the protective gear, waved the sword in his hand a few times, and said to Carl, who looked worried, "Look, what is a real warrior."

After finishing speaking, the man raised the curtain and strode into the arena amidst the cheers that shook the sky.

Carl looked at Bruce's back going away against the light, and slowly clenched the hand hanging by his side.

After these few days of getting along, he already knew that Bruce was a person from another world, and he also knew that sooner or later he would leave him and return to that "Kal-El".

Although Bruce seldom calls Carl in front of him now, and even calls him Superman for himself, Carl knows that he has lost from the beginning.

Totally lost.

But he was not reconciled.

Why is that Carl admired by thousands of people, but he is an extravagant hope for the most basic freedom; why he knows everything about Bruce and can fight side by side with him, but he can only be taught by Bruce like a child; why...

Why can he own Bruce if he is also Kal-El?

... He is not reconciled.

The thin young man lowered his head, and the hanging curtain blocked the sunlight from the outside world, which happened to completely cover his face and those dark blue eyes in the shadow.

The author has something to say: Please note: This chapter contains a lot of private goods.

Taillight: Zhenglian's first edition director, Marvel undercover.

Ben Affleck: Batman actor, ps: There is really a Gotham tourism promotional video he shot on a certain b.

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Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: learning is too difficult, Arkham little patient, Jinghong 1;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Super Bat Girl; 10 bottles of Zongyi;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!