[Comprehensive British and American] Bats never lose their horses

"How to do."

After being unilaterally cut off by Bruce, Tony and Oliver looked at each other in the Batcave.

No one expected that the Stone of Origin, which was thought to take at least several months to find the exact clue, was discovered by Batman.It stands to reason that this should be a good thing, but thinking about the purpose of their visit this time, Tony felt that he still couldn't just let it go.

"You said, how long does it usually take for Bruce to find out that his boyfriend loses contact? Five days? Or half a month?" He asked without hope.

"I think it will take at least three months to be insured." Oliver was silent for a moment before answering him.

It seems that both of them have a very clear understanding of Baby Bruce's nature.

"So we should ask Superman to pay more attention to Batman, and find a reason to stay in this world longer by the way, lest Bruce go out and have so much fun that he even forgets that he has a tagged Alpha boyfriend." Tony raised his forehead He said, "God, why does Superman become the scumbag by saying so?"

Oliver: "It's an illusion."

Tony: "...it must be an illusion."

Martha, who was listening to the discussion between the two, couldn't stand it any longer. She said politely, "Excuse me, would you mind telling me what's going on?"

10 minute later.

Seeing Tony and Oliver standing in front of her with angry expressions, Martha blinked, but couldn't hold back the smile at the corner of her mouth, and burst out laughing.

"So, you don't want Bruce and Superman together? Even though they're in love?" she asked.

"They don't fit at all," Tony said emphatically, "and I don't see how much Bruce likes him."

But Martha remembered the painting Bruce drew before. As a mother, even though Bruce was not actually her biological son, she immediately understood the other party's intentions—Bruce wanted to let herself and Thomas see, this is The person he chooses to be with for a lifetime.

But well...

"Although I really want to say that the Wayne family has always been free in love, even if it is with aliens, I don't mind," Martha said slowly, and then added, "But you are accompanying Bruce. Big man, since he believes in you, I also believe in your judgment. But I must remind you: true love will not be broken by a little setback."

Oliver snorted heavily: "Even if Superman is the most special one in Bruce's love experience, but true love? Batman and Superman are true love."

Martha said nothing, just turned her head and looked in her husband's direction with a smile.

Thomas didn't know why, subconsciously raised a hand and swore: "I only love you in my life, my dear."

Oliver: "...you know I'm not talking about you."

However, now the problem comes again.

Batman and the Avengers went to Paradise Island together. As long as the location is determined, the Stone of Origin is simply within reach for the master detective.How could they persuade Batman to stay longer on the island?

"I remember," Tony said suddenly, "is he still accompanied by a Kryptonian now? I want to ask..."

"Does Superman know about this?"

Bruce still didn't know what he was about to face because of the two bad friends. After arriving at Paradise Island, the oncoming Amazon fighters intercepted the helicopter for the first time. When he stepped down to Diana, his vigilant look immediately turned into respect:

"Welcome home, Your Majesty."

The leader, a slightly older female warrior, half-kneeled on the ground. After getting Diana's acquiescence, she stood up, frowned and looked at Bruce and the others who followed her: "Diana, you brought the man here. Paradise Island?"

"Their situation is special." Diana said, "It's you who said, Halia, we need to change. Since the Atlanteans are unwilling to stop the war, the only way is to try every possibility of defeating them. "

"But they're only human!"

"Yeah, we don't have supernatural powers," Bruce interjected/into their conversation, "I don't even have superpowers, but lady, would you like to have a fight with me?"

"I am a glorious Amazon warrior, don't talk to me in the way you treat human women," Halia pulled out the long sword at her waist and put it on Bruce's neck, "Also, you Do you mean to duel with me, Man?"

Bruce stood motionless, as if the cold front on the side of his neck wasn't there.

He calmly said: "Yes."

But he doesn't care, it doesn't mean that Karl next to him doesn't care either. Although he has been staying in the helicopter, this is the first time in his life that a Kryptonian is bathed in the light of the yellow sun.Seeing that Bruce was threatened, he subconsciously grabbed the man's wrist, staring at the female warrior in front of him with both eyes, his whole body tensed up like a beast ready to go.

Bruce felt his strangeness. As the veteran and one of the original founders of Zhenglian, no one knew better than him what an angry Superman could do.Even though Carl in front of him looked weak like a vampire buried in an ancient castle for hundreds of years, it did not hinder his own super power from functioning in the slightest.

When it comes to the way Kryptonians tame (crossed out) get along with each other, Batman dares to say that it is the first, and no one can be called the second.

He was still calm on the surface, but the hand below grabbed Carl's tightly clenched fist, and comforted him in a low voice, letting him relax as much as possible: "Shh, don't be nervous, she is just saying hello to me."

Karl glanced at him suspiciously, but the Amazon female warrior with extraordinary hearing became angry: "Do you think I'm playing tricks on you? Very well, human, you managed to piss me off. See you in the arena in three days' time !"

After speaking, regardless of Diana's obstruction, she withdrew her sword, turned around and left angrily.

"Sorry, Halia's temper is like this," Diana said, "but you really shouldn't provoke her. I will try to talk to her and see if I can cancel the duel."

"No need." Bruce smiled slightly, "Just proceed normally."

Now, even Diana couldn't help being confused. ,

She asked directly, "Do you want to die?"

Halia is the number one fighter in Amazon after her. Even the duel champion among humans is no match for her. Diana admits that the man in front of her is indeed one of the best fighters she has ever seen in terms of physique. The gap between them cannot be made up by hard work alone.

"Then we'll see." Bruce replied.

They were arranged in a very remote wooden house building.

Steve and the others expressed their understanding. To be honest, it was a surprise that Diana would take them to the island just because of Bruce's nonsense.But Bruce has the task of finding the Stone of Origin, so of course he can't just stay in the house and do nothing.

It's just that he still has a big trouble around him now.

"You have to learn to control yourself," the black-haired man taught Carl with a serious face standing in the small courtyard surrounded by fences, "Kryptonians, you have more power than anyone else in this world, that's why humans The reason they're afraid of you, they lock you up for research, is an abuse of power. Don't be like them, you can do better than anyone else."

The skinny Kryptonian was wearing a leather uniform sent by the Amazons, standing not far from him like a little wife, quietly listening to Bruce's lectures, and nodding obediently from time to time.But when he heard the last sentence, he shook his head, stretched out a finger, and pointed in Bruce's direction.

"Me?" Bruce imitated his pose suspiciously, "You mean, I can do better than you?"

Carl nodded happily.

"Of course," Bruce said matter-of-factly, "I'mBatman, you can't compete with me, you know?"

Carl nodded obediently again.

"Good boy." Bruce is very satisfied. This young guy is much more obedient than the trouble-making Carl in his world, and he perfectly fits Batman's overwhelming desire to control, "I will teach you how to use your own Ability, remember what I just said, control yourself, understand?"

Of course Bruce didn't know how Superman mastered his abilities in the first place, but it didn't matter, he still had a cheat.

"Zatana," he asked, "is she there?"

"Yes, today is the day when the equipment is upgraded, and we can finally see the screen through your perspective." The voice of the female magician sounded very excited, "Batman, we miss you very much!"

Bruce snorted, it would be a ghost if he would believe it: "Forget it."

"Well, actually, it's because Hal heard that you are now in Paradise Island, so he clamored to see it," Zatanna laughed twice, "then he was cleaned up by Diana and became the only one today. Hero of the Patrol. He deserves it if I ask you."

As she spoke, she blinked at the heroes who were sitting in the conference room looking forward to it, put her finger on the button, and started counting down—"Three, two, one... Welcome to another world!"

The huge holographic screen was spread out in front of everyone in an instant, and the picturesque scenery of Paradise Island made the scene full of "wow". The tone also appeared in the spiritual link: "B, long time no see! According to Oliver's request, this time I...uh, we can finally talk to you alone!"

"Thanks, although I don't think there's anything to be happy about," Bruce said, "Carl, I have something to ask him."

Clark didn't care either, he was glad that he could help Batman sometimes: "Just ask."

But before Bruce could speak, he saw that the angle on the screen turned, oh, probably Batman turned his head, and then, a face was almost [-]% similar to him - the only difference was that the other party was too thin Son - the man appeared in the screen.

He frowned tightly and asked Batman, "Bruce, were you calling me just now?"

"No, actually..." Bruce wanted to explain, but the expression of the person in front of him gradually became aggrieved. He stepped forward, grabbed Bruce's wrist, and said in unfamiliar Kryptonian: "Besides me, do you know anyone else?" Karl?"

Bruce: "Yeah, I..."

"I hate that guy," Carl said immediately. "I'm going to kill him."

Bruce's eyes widened. He grabbed the Kryptonian by the shoulder and said sharply, "Where did you learn this? I told you, don't abuse your power! Don't touch the bottom line!"

Seeing that Karl seemed to be frightened, he remembered that this Kryptonian had never received a systematic education since he was a child, his mind was immature, and his tone softened a little: "Don't ever say such things again, Karl, just now and The person I'm talking to is a friend of mine who happens to have the same name as you. If you really mind the question, I'll call him by another name."

All the heroes here suddenly noticed that Clark's expression became very strange.

Because Bruce and Carl spoke Kryptonian just now, no one could understand it except Clark. Barry remembered that there was an automatic Kryptonian translator in the watchtower, but he saw that Superman’s expression was wrong, so he was still tentative. He asked first: "Big Lan, can you translate for us? What are they talking about?"

Clark twitched the corner of his mouth with difficulty, not knowing how to answer for a while.

Should he say that Batman decided to wrong him because he took care of himself in the parallel world, and temporarily deprived him of the right to be called by name?Although just looking at it with the naked eye, everyone knew that Carl was having a bad time, and Batman should do what he did, but Clark still felt very uncomfortable.

Very wronged, very wronged, Kal-El is super wronged.

and……

"B, what did he call you just now," Clark suddenly responded, "Bruce?"

"Oh, that's my pseudonym in this world." Bruce said lightly.

pseudonym?But what's wrong with calling him Bruce?

"Sure enough, Hal is right," Barry discussed with Cyborg in a low voice, "the bat must have that kind of relationship with our benefactor, you know."

Cyborg took a breath: "Really? I mean, that Omega named Wayne is really hot, but that's Batman, he is also interested in an Omega?"

Superman, who was quite excited at first, languished on his seat, not knowing whether he should care about himself in that world, or Batman's feelings for Bruce.In the end, he forcibly tangled himself into a sour lemon, exuding a strong sour smell all over his body.

Diana: "..." She felt like she was sitting with a group of middle school students.

"Superman, I need some of your experience to teach him," Bruce said, "preferably about how to control power."

Despite the double whammy, Clark managed to pull himself together: "I'm not sure if my method will work for him, but give it a try—"

"Mr. Al!" On the holographic screen, Natasha leaned against the door frame of the wooden house, and shouted to this side, "The doctor asked me to ask you if you have any taboos, otherwise we will have potato stew at noon!"

Bruce shook his head at her, signaling that he wasn't picky about food.

After Natasha returned to the room with satisfaction, he withdrew his gaze and asked doubtfully in the silence: "Superman? Why didn't you speak?"

Clark took a deep breath, and his mood, which had fallen to the bottom just now, instantly rose.

"Don't think too much about it, I just want to say, I love pseudonyms... oh no, I love potatoes."

The chairman of Zhenglian solemnly announced to his colleagues about the too bright smile on his face.

Unfortunately, no one believed him.

Bruce:? ? ?

You seem to have some serious illness.

The author has something to say: Da Chao: Get carried away.

Lightning Super: Look at me holding back a big one.

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Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: Jinghong, Arkham little patient 1;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 3 bottles of Batman from Sonic PAPA; 1 bottle of Yanqu Chuxin;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!