"What about me, continue. Didn't you have lunch?" Gong Tao sat in the first row under the podium, behind him were more than 200 small heads who couldn't help laughing.
"I...I..." Gu Yan hesitated to speak, and pressed his lower lip tightly. He looked at the beginning of the manuscript but couldn't read any further.
I love my deskmate? ? ?
I love him a big dick. Ba Maozi!
Take a look, is this what people say? !
"Teacher, let me do it." Before Gu Yanyu had time to look down, the manuscript was taken away by Ji Hanzhou.
Ji Hanzhou said solemnly: "My tablemate has a thin skin, so don't tease him."
"Then you have a thick skin?" Gong Tao asked.
"It's okay, it's only the thickness visible to the naked eye."
"..."
Ji Hanzhou cleared his throat before reading the manuscript, for fear that someone in the audience would interrupt his speech.
"I love my deskmate."
The opening words are full of sound and emotion.The students in the class broke the defense directly.
Even Gong Tao couldn't hold back, he really didn't expect the opening sentence to be so explosive.
Duan Yi: "I fucked up, hahahahaha! Keep your voice down and listen to Brother Han!"
Mu Tianyao: "That's right, don't talk. Hahahaha laughed."
Ji Hanzhou stood straight, like a three-good student standing on the rostrum: "I love my deskmate, and my deskmate also loves me. We love each other, in class, in the dormitory, and at home."
I just love a hammer.
Gu Yanyu suddenly had no love in his life, what kind of dog and chicken shame line is this?
The audience almost laughed so hard that they turned their backs.
Duan Yi clutched his stomach and lay down on the table: "I can't do it, I'm laughing! What the hell is love at home!"
Ji Hanzhou: "It is precisely because of this love that we came together. In order to cherish this love, we must work together, together...together, what a cross."
God damn it!The audience was laughing like crazy!
More than 200 people laughed, booed and whistled, and nearly lifted the roof of the small auditorium to the sky.
After Ji Hanzhou finished reading, he also felt the wheel of the car fly on his face. He didn't seem to have written this sentence at the time.
"What is this?" He asked Gu Yanyu.
Gu Yanyu blushed like a tomato, but his aura was still not low: "You wrote shit yourself, why the fuck are you asking me?"
Ji Hanzhou: "..."
The Mayan character Ji Hanzhou may only be understood by visitors from outer space.It can only be understood, not expressed in words.
He simply opened a new chapter and continued to read: "For this fight, I express deep guilt, remorse and self-blame. I will definitely treat my deskmate very well in the future. I will take actions to make my colleague The bull on the table... no, tears streaming down his face."
Gu Yanyu: "..."
I shouldn't have let you write it.
"In the future, we will continue to love each other, help each other, and support each other. Sincerely, salute!"
After finishing speaking, Ji Hanzhou bowed deeply to the whole class.
In stark contrast is Gu Yanyu's proud cedar.
"it is good!"
"well said!"
Duan Yi in the audience took the lead in applauding, successfully mobilizing the atmosphere and giving his big brother enough face.
Mu Tianyao laughed so hard that he lay on Zhang Wei's shoulder, covering his face with one hand and his buttocks with the other, fearing that his chrysanthemum would be opened by laughing.
Lin Jingci and Gu Yanyu have been together for so many years, and they have always seen violent young men with a cold appearance who would do whatever they want. This is the first time they have seen him deflated.
Gu Yanyu himself was a degree fairer than others, and his face was very obvious, and the redness had spread to his ears and neck.The skin exposed to the air is almost sun-red.
Lin Jingci found it interesting and applauded accordingly.
But in one day, the two school bosses rushed to the school to post hot comments in three different ways.
#地产一哥 Ji Hanzhou is suspected to be a descendant of the Mayans! #
#建筑学霸 Gu Yanyu's mock exam is almost perfect! #
#Annual Ultimate Review I love my deskmate! #
This title is full of cool writing style of the hero.
[Called a duck]: [Xueba Lu Ziye. ]
[Don't call me]: [The first brother is operating Sao. ]
[Zhou Yu Daqi just got it]: [These two men have successfully caught my attention. ]
[A little mink]: [(link) I wrote a fan of Xueba and Brother Yi on ***, each chapter has pictures, and the style of painting is beautiful.Send the extraction code for five yuan, and automatically download the network disk. ]
[Anonymous crowd 1]: [I'm going!There is such a hot wife in this building!Private you! ! ]
[Anonymous crowd 2]: [I'm going!Private you private you! ]
[Anonymous crowd 3]: [Private!Does your wife have a monthly membership plan? ! ]
As school was approaching, Ji Hanzhou leaned against the central air conditioner, dangling a cat teaser in a daze.
He hasn't been allowed to touch his dear and loving deskmate for a day... Although he wasn't allowed to touch him before, but today he is really freaking out.Just kidding.
He was thinking about how to argue with Gu Yanyu when his phone vibrated suddenly.
Because it was an unfamiliar number, Ji Hanzhou didn't answer it the first time.The number called again the second time and he answered it.
Gu Yanyu was writing vigorously with both hands in his seat, his reaction was five seconds slower than usual, and he didn't hear what the person beside him said.
It was probably like "um, ok" or something, probably going out.
Sure enough, the call time is not too long.The first thing Ji Hanzhou did after hanging up the phone was to pack his schoolbag.
Everything was ready, he used his arm to slap Gu Yanyu: "Brother has something to do at night, go out for a while, you do your homework honestly."
Look at what this nonsense is saying, it's like someone's child's father.
Gu Yanyu was still two lines away from writing, and his hands were so fast that he didn't have time to take care of him.
But Ji Hanzhou didn't want to leave until he hummed: "I'm talking to you."
Gu Yanyu tirelessly said, "Shut up, you."
Unwilling to give up, Ji Hanzhou waved the special cat-teasing stick, and gently scratched Gu Yanyu's face with the small fluff on his head.
When the school bell rang, the atmosphere that the people should be liberated instantly rendered the entire class.
Everyone quickly packed up their things and was about to go to the cafeteria to enjoy the delicious food, when they saw their class one brother was thrown out by the collar by Xueba again.
And with a cat teasing stick...the hair is all bald.
Zhang Wei: "Is this a sad blow for Lu's life?"
Duan Yi: "...Maybe because of love."
Mu Tianyao held his buttocks: "Go away, I don't see it."
Ji Hanzhou came to the grove at the end of the teaching building alone. This place is remote, and behind it is an open space waiting to be developed.
The grove is lush with green trees, and the light can't penetrate during the day, and the light can't shine in at night. There is not even a monitoring system, and no one knows what happened.Normal people don't go this way.
To be precise, people who call to this kind of place to make an appointment are not normal.
He took off his schoolbag casually, put it on the clean steps, and then walked two steps into the woods.It wasn't until the toes touched the junction of the shadows that there were some rustling sounds ahead.
People who were ambushing in the forest came out one after another.
One, two, three, five.
The leader was wearing a camouflage uniform with bruises on his face. It was Huang You'an, the instructor who was "humiliated" by Ji Hanzhou in public that day.
Besides him, the other four men were all in casual clothes.
They were muscular, with tattoos on their shoulders, and one of them appeared to have been stabbed, with a scar running from his eyebrows to the back of his head.Compared with these people, those unscrupulous teenagers around Ji Hanzhou can be regarded as having no hair.
With a cigarette in his hand, Huang Youan looked to the side, made sure that no one was following Ji Hanzhou, and then said, "I can't tell, you are kind to your brother. What's the matter, you came over as soon as you called, and you are so scared." Should I move him?"
"His fighting power, it's a bit difficult for you to move him." Ji Hanzhou didn't even look at Huang You'an, and pulled out an iron rod from nowhere, like waste left over from a construction site.
The body of the stick was a bit bent, so he pinched both ends with both hands, and pushed it up with his thighs, and straightened it in two or three strokes.
Holding the stick up and down, it felt that the thickness was moderate, and the weight was okay. Then Ji Hanzhou looked at Huang You'an: "My brother is not as useless as your brother, who can be disabled after just one beating—how is he recently? Is he dead?"
For the first time, the boy put away his usual incongruity.The tone was a little cold, mixed with a lot of disdain.
Ji Hanzhou's predecessor was shrouded in shadows, and his back was lit, making his expression invisible.Because of this, it is even more difficult to ignore the arrogance covered in him.
Huang Youan gave a fuck, dropped the cigarette butt and said, "Go!"
The author has something to say: Thanks to "Mo Qianxun" and "Half Dream and Half Awake" for the nutrient solution irrigated!
Give the little cute refill gif
I will continue to work hard gif
Happy to go round and round gif
"I...I..." Gu Yan hesitated to speak, and pressed his lower lip tightly. He looked at the beginning of the manuscript but couldn't read any further.
I love my deskmate? ? ?
I love him a big dick. Ba Maozi!
Take a look, is this what people say? !
"Teacher, let me do it." Before Gu Yanyu had time to look down, the manuscript was taken away by Ji Hanzhou.
Ji Hanzhou said solemnly: "My tablemate has a thin skin, so don't tease him."
"Then you have a thick skin?" Gong Tao asked.
"It's okay, it's only the thickness visible to the naked eye."
"..."
Ji Hanzhou cleared his throat before reading the manuscript, for fear that someone in the audience would interrupt his speech.
"I love my deskmate."
The opening words are full of sound and emotion.The students in the class broke the defense directly.
Even Gong Tao couldn't hold back, he really didn't expect the opening sentence to be so explosive.
Duan Yi: "I fucked up, hahahahaha! Keep your voice down and listen to Brother Han!"
Mu Tianyao: "That's right, don't talk. Hahahaha laughed."
Ji Hanzhou stood straight, like a three-good student standing on the rostrum: "I love my deskmate, and my deskmate also loves me. We love each other, in class, in the dormitory, and at home."
I just love a hammer.
Gu Yanyu suddenly had no love in his life, what kind of dog and chicken shame line is this?
The audience almost laughed so hard that they turned their backs.
Duan Yi clutched his stomach and lay down on the table: "I can't do it, I'm laughing! What the hell is love at home!"
Ji Hanzhou: "It is precisely because of this love that we came together. In order to cherish this love, we must work together, together...together, what a cross."
God damn it!The audience was laughing like crazy!
More than 200 people laughed, booed and whistled, and nearly lifted the roof of the small auditorium to the sky.
After Ji Hanzhou finished reading, he also felt the wheel of the car fly on his face. He didn't seem to have written this sentence at the time.
"What is this?" He asked Gu Yanyu.
Gu Yanyu blushed like a tomato, but his aura was still not low: "You wrote shit yourself, why the fuck are you asking me?"
Ji Hanzhou: "..."
The Mayan character Ji Hanzhou may only be understood by visitors from outer space.It can only be understood, not expressed in words.
He simply opened a new chapter and continued to read: "For this fight, I express deep guilt, remorse and self-blame. I will definitely treat my deskmate very well in the future. I will take actions to make my colleague The bull on the table... no, tears streaming down his face."
Gu Yanyu: "..."
I shouldn't have let you write it.
"In the future, we will continue to love each other, help each other, and support each other. Sincerely, salute!"
After finishing speaking, Ji Hanzhou bowed deeply to the whole class.
In stark contrast is Gu Yanyu's proud cedar.
"it is good!"
"well said!"
Duan Yi in the audience took the lead in applauding, successfully mobilizing the atmosphere and giving his big brother enough face.
Mu Tianyao laughed so hard that he lay on Zhang Wei's shoulder, covering his face with one hand and his buttocks with the other, fearing that his chrysanthemum would be opened by laughing.
Lin Jingci and Gu Yanyu have been together for so many years, and they have always seen violent young men with a cold appearance who would do whatever they want. This is the first time they have seen him deflated.
Gu Yanyu himself was a degree fairer than others, and his face was very obvious, and the redness had spread to his ears and neck.The skin exposed to the air is almost sun-red.
Lin Jingci found it interesting and applauded accordingly.
But in one day, the two school bosses rushed to the school to post hot comments in three different ways.
#地产一哥 Ji Hanzhou is suspected to be a descendant of the Mayans! #
#建筑学霸 Gu Yanyu's mock exam is almost perfect! #
#Annual Ultimate Review I love my deskmate! #
This title is full of cool writing style of the hero.
[Called a duck]: [Xueba Lu Ziye. ]
[Don't call me]: [The first brother is operating Sao. ]
[Zhou Yu Daqi just got it]: [These two men have successfully caught my attention. ]
[A little mink]: [(link) I wrote a fan of Xueba and Brother Yi on ***, each chapter has pictures, and the style of painting is beautiful.Send the extraction code for five yuan, and automatically download the network disk. ]
[Anonymous crowd 1]: [I'm going!There is such a hot wife in this building!Private you! ! ]
[Anonymous crowd 2]: [I'm going!Private you private you! ]
[Anonymous crowd 3]: [Private!Does your wife have a monthly membership plan? ! ]
As school was approaching, Ji Hanzhou leaned against the central air conditioner, dangling a cat teaser in a daze.
He hasn't been allowed to touch his dear and loving deskmate for a day... Although he wasn't allowed to touch him before, but today he is really freaking out.Just kidding.
He was thinking about how to argue with Gu Yanyu when his phone vibrated suddenly.
Because it was an unfamiliar number, Ji Hanzhou didn't answer it the first time.The number called again the second time and he answered it.
Gu Yanyu was writing vigorously with both hands in his seat, his reaction was five seconds slower than usual, and he didn't hear what the person beside him said.
It was probably like "um, ok" or something, probably going out.
Sure enough, the call time is not too long.The first thing Ji Hanzhou did after hanging up the phone was to pack his schoolbag.
Everything was ready, he used his arm to slap Gu Yanyu: "Brother has something to do at night, go out for a while, you do your homework honestly."
Look at what this nonsense is saying, it's like someone's child's father.
Gu Yanyu was still two lines away from writing, and his hands were so fast that he didn't have time to take care of him.
But Ji Hanzhou didn't want to leave until he hummed: "I'm talking to you."
Gu Yanyu tirelessly said, "Shut up, you."
Unwilling to give up, Ji Hanzhou waved the special cat-teasing stick, and gently scratched Gu Yanyu's face with the small fluff on his head.
When the school bell rang, the atmosphere that the people should be liberated instantly rendered the entire class.
Everyone quickly packed up their things and was about to go to the cafeteria to enjoy the delicious food, when they saw their class one brother was thrown out by the collar by Xueba again.
And with a cat teasing stick...the hair is all bald.
Zhang Wei: "Is this a sad blow for Lu's life?"
Duan Yi: "...Maybe because of love."
Mu Tianyao held his buttocks: "Go away, I don't see it."
Ji Hanzhou came to the grove at the end of the teaching building alone. This place is remote, and behind it is an open space waiting to be developed.
The grove is lush with green trees, and the light can't penetrate during the day, and the light can't shine in at night. There is not even a monitoring system, and no one knows what happened.Normal people don't go this way.
To be precise, people who call to this kind of place to make an appointment are not normal.
He took off his schoolbag casually, put it on the clean steps, and then walked two steps into the woods.It wasn't until the toes touched the junction of the shadows that there were some rustling sounds ahead.
People who were ambushing in the forest came out one after another.
One, two, three, five.
The leader was wearing a camouflage uniform with bruises on his face. It was Huang You'an, the instructor who was "humiliated" by Ji Hanzhou in public that day.
Besides him, the other four men were all in casual clothes.
They were muscular, with tattoos on their shoulders, and one of them appeared to have been stabbed, with a scar running from his eyebrows to the back of his head.Compared with these people, those unscrupulous teenagers around Ji Hanzhou can be regarded as having no hair.
With a cigarette in his hand, Huang Youan looked to the side, made sure that no one was following Ji Hanzhou, and then said, "I can't tell, you are kind to your brother. What's the matter, you came over as soon as you called, and you are so scared." Should I move him?"
"His fighting power, it's a bit difficult for you to move him." Ji Hanzhou didn't even look at Huang You'an, and pulled out an iron rod from nowhere, like waste left over from a construction site.
The body of the stick was a bit bent, so he pinched both ends with both hands, and pushed it up with his thighs, and straightened it in two or three strokes.
Holding the stick up and down, it felt that the thickness was moderate, and the weight was okay. Then Ji Hanzhou looked at Huang You'an: "My brother is not as useless as your brother, who can be disabled after just one beating—how is he recently? Is he dead?"
For the first time, the boy put away his usual incongruity.The tone was a little cold, mixed with a lot of disdain.
Ji Hanzhou's predecessor was shrouded in shadows, and his back was lit, making his expression invisible.Because of this, it is even more difficult to ignore the arrogance covered in him.
Huang Youan gave a fuck, dropped the cigarette butt and said, "Go!"
The author has something to say: Thanks to "Mo Qianxun" and "Half Dream and Half Awake" for the nutrient solution irrigated!
Give the little cute refill gif
I will continue to work hard gif
Happy to go round and round gif
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