At the same table he coveted me for a long time

I saw that Ji Hanzhou wrote a solution word, a colon, and then alien symbols and Martian characters throughout the calculation problem of calculating the length of steel bars.There are also strange markings.

The entire test paper is filled with all the calculation questions, which is really tight.It's even so crowded that it makes the scalp numb, and trypophobia is absolutely invisible.

The headmaster frowned and turned the paper over.

Gu Yanyu happened to see the mark on the test paper - "0", and there were two lines under it, which showed the teacher's anger and speechlessness.

How much hatred, how much hatred, to approve such a thing.

The popularity of "astronomy test paper" continues.

Until a young male teacher wearing glasses approached, he looked at it for a while, then pushed his glasses and said, "Old Gong, the students in your class... write in Mayan characters."

Gong Tao: "Ah???"

Gu Yanyu: —_—

In one morning, the gossip of [a Mayan descendant was born in a higher vocational class] spread like a virus in the air, quickly covering all grades.

"Old Gong, Xia Wei! I heard that there is a Mayan in your class?"

"No, no, that child studies ancient civilizations and can write Mayan characters. Teacher Xiao Wang can see it."

"My God, there are so many talented students in this class!"

"Eh? Didn't there be a child who wrote classical Chinese in the college entrance examination a few years ago and was admitted by Tsinghua University? Lao Gong, please develop, and strive for our school to have a student who can get into Peking University this year with Mayan characters."

After talking with the principal, Gu Yanyu wanted to go back to class, but was stopped by Gong Tao.

Gong Tao had just escaped from the pile of female teachers, and his face was pale.He asked Gu Yanyu to pass the test paper to the tablemate by the way, and then specially added: "It's the descendant of Maya."

Gu Yanyu: "..."

Gong Tao also said: "You two remember to prepare the self-criticism. The fight last week is not over yet. I will go to class in the afternoon, and you two will read it to me in public."

"..." Gu Yanyu didn't say a word for a long time, he was about to be struck by lightning.

Leaving aside the self-criticism, just talking about this paper gave him mixed feelings.He didn't know if it was Mayan characters, but Ji Hanzhou's mind was definitely abandoned by the Mayans.

This paper soon became like a full set of king's skin, attracting students to flock to it and pass it on from hand to hand.Wherever he went, there was nothing but admiration one after another.

For a time, the heroic deeds of No.1 and the last No.1 were spread all over the world.

Mu Tianyao was holding the test paper, with a face like eating shit: "Dogecoin, your paper is really a majestic and majestic work. I won't call you Dogecoin in the future. I would like to call you awesome."

Duan Yi's face also turned into a chrysanthemum: "After seeing Brother Han's grades, I suddenly feel that I can still be saved."

Class monitor Xu Kaiyang patted Ji Hanzhou on the shoulder: "Student Ji Hanzhou, thank you."

"We're all classmates, so why not be polite." Ji Hanzhou agreed, and looked down at the paper before realizing that he didn't seem to have anything worthy of the monitor's thanks.Then he asked, "What are you thanking me for?"

Xu Kaiyang is very serious: "Just now, I was saddened by the great difference between Gu Yanyu and Gu Yanyu. But now I am very relieved, because I believe that there is only one genius and fool in this world. It is a pity that I am not a genius, but I am very happy. Luckily, I'm not a fool either. So Ji Hanzhou, you let me find my direction in life, and I would like to express my heartfelt thanks to you."

Gu Yanyu sat in his seat, looking at the energy water on the table, feeling a little impetuous in his heart.The kind of dryness is not the same as drinking bastard soup, it is indescribable.

Just when he was about to say something, Ji Hanzhou next to him looked serious and patted Xu Kaiyang on the shoulder: "You're welcome, this is what I should do."

Gu Yanyu: "...These floors."

Zhang Wei turned around: "On the first floor, how about Liao, Dai?"

Gu Yanyu: "Forget it, the floor is too low."

When Ji Hanzhou talked about the Mayan civilization, he was very clear, surrounded by little fans who were tricked by his three-inch tongue.

These people are even more noisy than Zhizhi, and Gu Yanyu's brain hurts from the noise.

Gu Yanyu kicked Ji Hanzhou's chair leg, and the guy really staggered, his body leaned forward, and Liu Hai chased after him.

Ji Hanzhou turned around and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Old Gong asked you to write a self-criticism." Gu Yanyu didn't lift his head, "I have to read it in the next class."

"Who?"

"Old Gong?"

"Who?"

"Old Gong."

"Who?"

"Old... your uncle!"

Ji Hanzhou chuckled, not feeling naive at all.Even when Gu Yanyu grabbed him by the collar and almost threw him out, he still couldn't stop laughing.

The students who were listening to Maya's stand-up comedy just now turned around and enjoyed the double-mouthed comedy.

I saw the first real estate brother who scored zero in the test, begging for mercy to the top construction student in the class.

Ji Hanzhou put one hand on Gu Yanyu's waist, held his hand with the other, and coaxed with a smile: "It's a small advantage, why are you still angry? Then you take it back."

As soon as the words fell, everyone heard Brother Yi shouting to Xueba: "Husband."

shit...

Hundreds of people in the class were instantly silent.

The boy's voice is deep and mellow, very pleasant to listen to.It seems to be rich in lingering lingering sounds, which can make people's ears pregnant.

Ah this...

In the back row, there were two girls who were in a hurry to watch the draw.

Girl A: "This... Is this something we can listen to without charging money?"

Girl B: "Hurry up, record it, record it, I'm going to lie down under the covers and listen."

Ji Hanzhou didn't feel that there was anything wrong at all, and even patted Gu Yanyu's waist: "I called, you promise."

Gu Yanyu: "..."

"Husband? Don't you want to hear it? Hurry up and agree?"

"...When do I want to hear it?"

Fuck, Gu Yanyu said to himself, what is my rivalry with this idiot.

In the end, the long-awaited husband still didn't answer.

The incident also ended when their first brother was grabbed by the collar and thrown to the door by the school bully, and the first brother undertook two self-examinations.

"The venue for the additional test has been vacated. You can be arranged to enter the venue the day after tomorrow. Remember to read the book during evening self-study, and don't start fighting as soon as the teacher leaves. Although this test will not eliminate the number of people, but next time the school will move For real, you know?"

The first class in the afternoon is Gong Tao's class.In the afternoons of this season, I like to get sleepy most, but Gong Tao didn't talk about the knowledge points, he just asked some questions about the additional test, which has the same effect as chanting.

He walked around with a triangular ruler, and the students dared not slip away even though they were extremely sleepy.Because poking your ass with a triangle ruler really hurts.

"Oh."

"understood."

The little heads in the seats answered feebly.

Gong Tao explained some matters related to the exam, then took a deep breath, and turned his gaze to the central air-conditioning duo: "Okay, come up, you two—don't look, it's just you, the descendant of the Maya, and You are at the same table."

"..."

"..."

The two big brothers walked to the podium under the watchful eyes of everyone.Facing the sea, spring egg frog hi.

Gong Tao walked around to the first row with great interest.He sat down next to class monitor Xu Kaiyang, then reached out to the two on the podium: "Okay, please start your performance."

The students seemed to realize that what was going to happen next was very serious, and the heavy drowsiness disappeared in an instant, and they all propped their necks to look at the podium.

In order from left to right, Gu Yanyu started first.

Just read a check.

Gu Yanyu prided himself on being someone who had experienced big storms and social death, and such small scenes were nothing compared to him.

He had a good meal to build up his mind, and then he opened the self-criticism written by Ji Hanzhou, bowed his head and said: "Dear teachers, classmates, hello everyone——I...I huh?"

With just one glance, Gu Yanyu's handsome face instantly flushed red with embarrassment.Pupils start to quake.

fuck...

What are the five big characters on the second line?

The author has something to say: Of course it is the words of tigers and wolves.