I have been a royal these years

01

Date on the third day, follow the fog.

The day of raising children has come, the day of raising children has really come.

After a day of shopping and shopping, and a day of quiet study, it's finally time to keep fit.

After all, Chasing Fog is a child, and all the things he plays with are wild.

In the morning, he took me to play ice hockey.

I'm not good at playing ice hockey.

I'm not good at skating, and I'm not good at playing basketball either.

When I think about it seriously, there doesn't seem to be any sports I'm particularly good at.

I learned how to play ice hockey from him, and I have suffered enough just to move on the ice in skate shoes.

He took me by the hand and taught me how to skate on dry ice step by step.

In the end, I learned to skate with him all the way, but I didn't hit the ball.

At noon, he took me to go rafting. After only two miles of drifting, I fell into the water three times and was picked up by him three times.

On the way, I was shivering with cold, and I didn't want to float down any further, so I immediately asked him to take me away.

After running away from the rafting project, there is still a lot of time left. We only have to supplement the plan temporarily and go to the mall to play video games.However, the period when I ruled the video game hall has passed for a long time, and talented people come out from generation to generation, and each generation is stronger than the last.

Chasing Mist killed me all the way.

The day of being led by children has come, the day of being led by children has really come.

02

I think back to my "date" with Mist Chaser today.

When skating, "ah" fell, "ah" fell.

When drifting, "Ahhhhhhhhhh" fell into the water, "ahhhhhhh" fell into the water.

When playing video games, "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" lost, "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Never in my life have I spoken so easily.

I have never been so intensely tense in my entire life.

03

Coming out of the video game hall, we passed the claw machine.

I ran into claw machine again.

There is no doll I want in the claw machine this time.However, I thought back to Zhu Chang and I's mutual frustration when we were catching dolls, and suddenly wanted to see if this furry kid who played well in everything was also outstanding in catching dolls.

I pulled Zhui Wu, casually pointed to a doll in the crane machine and said, "I want this."

Zhuiwu didn't say much, and concentrated on helping me grab the doll.

The reality is enough to prove that "catching dolls" is a project that even sports champions can stump.After playing Zhuwu four or five times, he failed to catch the doll.

Just when I was content to let him give up, he directly picked up the side of the crane machine and wanted to pour the doll out.

I hurriedly stopped: "No!!"

04

For dinner, we chose a restaurant on the roof of the mall.

This restaurant is holding an event today, and it is said that as long as the guests are willing to dance on stage, they can get a sumptuous free dinner.

People are like this, no matter how rich they are, once they hear that they can get something for free, they are very active in participating.

Zhui Wu and I are human after all.

Furthermore, dancing happened to coincide with our profession.Even if it's not my specialty, at least it's the specialty of Chasing Fog.

We agreed to take part in the game, and the restaurant manager came and turned the rotating board on the stage to choose the pieces for us.

The lights were dim, and I couldn't make out what tracks were written on the rotating board.I just think that no matter how strange Zuo is, it's just dancing and twisting Yangko.

Until the rotating board stopped, the melody of that song sounded. It was once popular on countless stages, countless rural shampoo shops, and the famous song "Troublemaker" that Tony Scissorhands handed down by word of mouth.

I was dumbfounded on the spot.

Isn't the dance in this song the dance that everyone, regardless of whether they are male, female, or female, must be sensual?

Is it really okay for me to dance such a lewd dance with the audience in the Zhuwu court?

I would rather dance twisted yangko!

As soon as the melody of the song sounded, the guests in the restaurant screamed, and the restaurant manager covered his mouth and laughed.They were all looking forward to our two performances.

I thought to myself, forget it, since I agreed to play this game, I can't temporarily go back on my word to ruin other people's happiness.Just leave everything to Zhuwu, the dancing king.

Zhu Wu was dumbfounded: "What kind of dance is this?" He is a half-foreigner who specializes in European and American dances, and he has never seen this famous dance.

Isn't that the end?Because I can't dance either!

The restaurant manager said it's okay, they will show the player an original dance first, as long as the player can dance two moves correctly.

As an idol, especially an idol who sings and dances, after watching the dance once, you must remember that the general movement is the basic skill.Even though I'm full of wasteful spirit, I still have the basic skills that even a waste bean should know.

When watching the original dance, my eyes couldn't help being attracted by the hot female artist, and I just stared at the female during the whole process.

I often sigh, I love looking at beautiful women so much, why am I not a straight man?Fate tricks people.

At this time, I didn't expect that I would pay the price for this behavior.

After the original dance was played, Zhuiwu said that he had memorized all the dance steps, and pulled me onto the stage to prepare for the performance.

When standing, he took the male seat as a matter of course.

I immediately protested: "Why do I want to dance in the female position?"

He let me take a step: "Then you jump in the male position?"

I froze.

Shit!I just stared at the beautiful woman, and I don't even remember what the man did!

"..." I said, "If you jump in the female position, you will jump in the female position."

The author says:

It's gone, it's more than six or seven thousand words today, right? ?So rest tomorrow!

In addition, friends who have never seen that dance, I recommend watching it, and you must watch the original dance [狗头狗头]