I have been a royal these years

01

Zhu Chang, if this person was not my teammate, I would have beaten him to death several times.He always has a way of making me want to kill him.It's a unique skill.

I don't understand more and more what he wants to do.Don't say that he likes me. When he was suspected of his sexual orientation by the public, he solemnly declared that he would never like men more than once on various occasions.Although idol's mouth is a deceitful ghost, I still think the possibility of him liking men is extremely low.He doesn't smell gay at all.

How can a gay person not be able to tell whether a girl is nude or without makeup?

Even though he asked me if I wanted to do it again, even though he kissed okay, I had absolutely no intention of continuing to kiss him.

It's one thing for me to like men, but it's not all about dirty shit.Being kissed forcibly without psychological preparation and without any emotional basis, is it possible that he still has to kiss him with tongue?

I am a normal person. When a normal person is kissed out of nowhere, or by a colleague who has always been close to each other, the first reaction is to be shocked.The shock caused me to almost have a spontaneous concussion, and I didn't have the time to enjoy, reminisce, or retrigger this kiss.

I calmed down and said, "Zhu Chang, this joke is not funny. If there is a kissing scene in your latest drama, you can rehearse it in the air."

It's not very kind to take teammates.

The posture he stood in was not particularly serious: "I'm not kidding. Also, the company doesn't let us kiss in the scene, you know."

"..."

My eyelids twitched wildly.

I think I'm still considered a Tiancai in the circle who has 0 meet and 0 love, but she probably doesn't have the ability to win over straight men.But if Zhu Chang could like men in the first place, how could I not have noticed it before?

The time I spent silently thinking about these questions gave Zhu Chang the opportunity to explain his behavior.

Zhu Chang rubbed his brows, said for a long time, "I must have drunk too much."

fart.You don't smell of alcohol at all.In the time it takes to get a lamp, can you kill a bottle of whiskey?

But I didn't tear down his steps, and climbed down the pole: "Drink less next time."

He said "OK".

02

Instead of staying in the bar with Zhu Chang, I found an excuse that I was not feeling well, and slipped away early.

It's really hard to drink and chat casually with someone who kissed me forcefully in a short period of time.

I just wanted to slip, and slipped fast.

Because I was afraid that people would recognize me on the way out of the bar, so I put the horse face hood back on.

I lost my mind, thinking about today's bizarre day and all the bizarre things that happened today.

Met old classmates and was kissed by teammates.Bizarre enough.

The more I think about it, the less happy I am, the more I think about it, the less happy I am.Emotions could no longer be stretched and exploded in the brain.

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

When I walked out of the bar full of grief and walked a long way, when the lost god came back, I realized——I forgot to take off my headgear after leaving the bar.

I'm walking on the street now, still wearing a horse face hood.

Passers-by looked at me like a fool.

Depressed... If you take off the hood now, it will attract more attention, so you can only make a mistake and go home with the horse face hood.

03

Being an artist has many potential skills.

Such as walking like flying, fast rebound (used for fanatical fans who pounce on), anti-reconnaissance ability.

Among these skills, the one I am least good at is counter-reconnaissance.Because I always feel that there are few people who pay attention to me, I never plan to learn it well.

However, since the "beating the old man incident", the agent forced me to light up the skill of anti-reconnaissance.When you're out alone, always be aware of cameras and footsteps around you.

I have already returned to the community from the special passage, and it stands to reason that I should have entered a safe area where illegitimate fans cannot enter.

But I still feel that there seems to be a footstep following me closely behind me.

I stopped and the footsteps disappeared.I walked, and the footsteps followed.

I turned around sharply, but I couldn't see anyone.

Such a dodging speed, could it be the illegitimate birth of fellow artists?

There are other entertainers living in the community.

The scope of illegitimate meals in this world is too wide, not limited to ordinary people.Artists adore artists, and may also evolve into illegitimate fans, and even use their convenient status as artists to become top illegitimate fans.

I deliberately walked around the downstairs of the community, and didn't find out the "person" who was suspected of following me.

Later, the footsteps disappeared, and I still don't know if there is such a person.

I'm too lazy to take care of it.

I'm home, and now I just want to recover from the ups and downs of my bungee surfing day.

Even if an illegitimate child climbs into bed in the middle of the night, it should be regarded as a cockroach that cannot be driven away.

04

Sleep till dawn.The first thing I do when I open my eyes is to take a look at the "outside world" on Weibo as usual, and see what the netizens have said about our group's latest day.

I saw black fans shouting "leeches and leeches", but I didn't understand what it meant, thinking it was their new communication code.

Until, I saw the original post of the password.

Someone at Nomi bar recognized me last night, secretly took a photo of me wearing a horse face headgear, and posted the photo on the fan circle.

Emperor Ma - Leech.

My black fans have always been very capable on the road of black calling.

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