I have been a royal these years

01

Ben Ma... No, Ben Huang.

As a man who wanted to spend the night in a low-key manner at the masked ball, this emperor unexpectedly became the focus of much attention at the ball tonight.

A prom where everyone wants to be the center of attention and everyone throws money at themselves.Expensive masks, dresses, bags, perfumes.Unexpectedly, such an expensive outfit is not as good as a 50 yuan horse face headgear.

This is really not what the Emperor wants.

"Wearing this, is it more comfortable? Why didn't I know you were allergic to metal?" Zhu Chang smiled and asked me with a suppressed smile.

If I told Zhu Chang honestly, I would have no money to buy a mask.With Zhu Chang's wealth and character, apart from anything else, he must ask the bartender to give me the same set meal as him.

But face is such a sinful thing that I can't honestly explain it.

Is there any reason for the real dragon emperor to tell the common people that he has no money?The emptiness of the treasury has to be covered up.

"I've been staying up too late recently, and my skin is sensitive. It will be better to get more sleep after a while." I forcefully explained.

Zhu Chang was amazed at my body structure which is different from ordinary people.

Through the ocean of clumps of sight, we found a comfortable booth.

This card seat was not chosen well. I don’t know if it’s Zhu Chang’s bad luck or my bad luck.As soon as I sat down, the lamp on the table ran out of electricity and went out.

Zhu Chang called the waiter twice, but the waiter didn't hear him.

Zhu Changwei got up in person: "I'll go over there and find him to change the lamp."

Zhu Chang left for the time being, not sure when he would come back.

Although his purpose of going here was as simple as asking the waiter for a lamp.Ke bars are different from other venues.No matter how high-end the bar is, as long as it is what it is, it is essentially the same.Drink, relax, strike up a conversation.

Zhu Chang traveled five meters to find the waiter. Based on the data that every two people occupy a space of 6 meters, Zhu Chang may have close contact with 7 to [-] people along the road.Excluding those who can see him, he has at least a one-in-six chance of being approached.

Judging from Zhu Chang's well-maintained idol figure, his one-sixth probability of being approached, the triggering probability is 90.00% [-].

I was speechless by myself.Where should I put it here?

To put it bluntly, the people in this bar like to strike up a conversation with people, and they like to strike up a conversation with people who are in good shape.They all looked the same when the lights were turned off, but they didn't study the faces very carefully.I know this truth well, so I think Zhu Chang will definitely be accosted on the road later.

No matter whether he paid attention to the "strike-up" or not, he would be wasted a lot of time.

During this period of time, sitting on the dark deck, I was lonely.

Very good, Ben Ma intends to spend the night in the booth.

No, it's the emperor.

02

This masked ball gave the people in the bar an excellent opportunity to strike up a conversation.Think about it, the people who come to this bar are either rich or noble, celebrities or idols, they suppress a fire of turmoil in their hearts, but they always refuse to show it on their faces.Well now, once the mask is worn, the face can be completely ignored.After it was done, one night passed, and no one knew anyone.good for everyone.

But after all, there is no one with a strange taste who is willing to hook up with a horse.

This headgear gives me a night of rest.

After thinking about it this way, the flag that was erected on my solidified thoughts was immediately uprooted.

A man with a strange taste has sat across from me at some point.

The booth lost its lights, so I couldn't quite see the mask he was wearing, but I could vaguely see that it was a smiling mask with squinting eyes.

When the light dimmed, the other party's mask reflected light, and the smiling face became gloomy, which made me feel hairy all over.

"To be honest, I have been attracted to you tonight. You are really special." He didn't beat around the bush, and expressed his intentions directly.This made the gloomy index soar even higher.

I'm all hairy.

The squinting smiling face in front of me is really... really too much like our old Dong!

"I have liked horses since I was a child..." he said.

I said, "It's just a skin. After taking off this headgear, I'm a human being. Here's my suggestion, if you really like horses, you can find a real horse directly."

He lowered his head to the side, let out a shy laugh, vaguely saw his mask, and blushed for his cheeks.Fortunately, it was caused by the lights of the bar, otherwise this strike-up incident would have been upgraded to a supernatural incident.

"It doesn't matter whether you are a man or a horse..." He suddenly got up quickly, sat next to me, and stuck very close to me.

I immediately shrank back to the corner of the booth.

"This reaction speed makes me look like an idol!" He praised me with almost infatuated eyes and expression, "I have recently become obsessed with fitness, I think you are in good shape." His voice became more greasy, no With my consent, he put his hand on my chest, "How did you train your pectoral muscles? Do you want to teach me?"

Whoever loves horses and doesn't love horses is just greedy for my pectoral muscles and my body.Maybe I'm still greedy for my annual gym pass.

I opened his hand and just fucking ran away.

……

I failed.

He blocked my way and I couldn't run at all.

I tried to persuade him rationally: "Sir, I'm not interested in you, you bother me a lot."

He didn't force himself to post it again, his voice was normal with a smile, and he spoke Mandarin in a well-behaved manner. He said angrily, "I'm not interested in you either, I just want to tell you that although your chest muscles are well trained, The muscles are a little loose. It may be because your coach didn’t teach you how to maintain it. In this way, I opened a gym in Xinsijiekou. The equipment and equipment in it are all the most advanced, and the 4M network cable is fast to surf the Internet. Running The machine comes with a 200K HD TV screen. We are a premium membership system, and the gym is surrounded by single-sided glass. You can watch the scenery while practicing, and you don’t have to be afraid of people harassing you and secretly taking pictures of you. If you ask me to apply for a card, I will charge you [-] yuan, which saves [-] yuan at once, isn’t it very favorable?”

I became silent.

03

After driving away a certain gym owner who was out selling and soliciting clients himself, I was very upset.

At this time, Zhu Chang came back with a small flower fairy lantern in his left hand.

I asked casually: "It took so long to change the lamp?"

Zhu Chang said, "Something happened on the way."

As I expected, he must have been accosted.Arguing with others with a small flower fairy lantern, I imagined that scene, and it was always funny.

But I'm not in the mood to laugh right now.In addition to being irritable, my face was covered with this hood and I was sweating, and I felt very hot all over.For something worth tens of dollars, you don’t always expect it to have a hair dryer inside.

When the time came, the crowd in the bar danced wildly, and the mask of the elegant ball was finally torn off.The prince and princess An Fen showed their true colors like witches after a few hours.

I seem to see perverse human faces made of iron, suspended in the colorful air, and I am a unique horse.

Zhu Chang pulled my arm and asked, "Go down and play?"

I took a deep breath and said, "No way."

"Who was that man who pushed you back and forth just now?" He suddenly inserted this question in our conversation.

"A salesman."

"Can salespeople come in here?"

He didn't believe me, but I didn't lie to him.But I'm not used to explaining too much to people, so I casually said, "Who knows how he came in."

I'm so hot, I need to find a place to get some air.I broke away from Zhu Chang's hand and said, "I'm going to the bathroom."

I came to a dark and deserted corner, and hurriedly took off the hood.

A gust of cold air blows on my face, and I feel refreshed.Following my breathing, I casually threw the horse face headgear on the locker next to it.Heart said, I want to complain about this bar!

This bar made me want to relax, but it was not easy for one night, because of the loose system and the loss of morality.

I leaned against the wall to calm down, and the heat from my body dissipated.

Just when I was calm and cold, a figure came, approached my body, and thumped me very abruptly.

I thought the salesman was here again, and I wanted to yell "no card".As soon as the mouth was opened, it was pasted by the other's mouth.

I am shocked!

The man didn't just leave, but stuck out his tongue.In the dark, kiss me deeply.

I was shocked!

This person, not the salesman.Because the salesman just ate garlic shrimp, his mouth doesn't smell like garlic.

and so--

who? !

who is it? !

who is it!Dare to kiss the emperor!

04

I pushed the person in front of me away, and he was pushed back by me.

In order to see his face clearly, I reached out and grabbed his collar, pulling him back again.

"Who are you?" I asked.

He didn't answer me, I heard his low laugh.

It was as if I was struck by a bolt of lightning, and the shock rolled from the soles of my feet to my head.

It's Zhu Chang.

He leaned close to my face and asked me, "Do it again?"

I don't want to answer his "yes" or "no" right now.

This shock, the shock that hurts my soul, just wants me to shout:

Come, Zhu Chang rebelled!

The world kisses me badly, and I want to repay it with curses!

The author says:

That salesman is not a stock, don't buy it