I have been a royal these years

01.

Being a member of the royal family doesn't have any skills, but the ability to recruit black fans is the strongest.

For example, before black fans photographed me coming out of the toilet, shaking the water from my hands after washing them, and immediately the legend spread on the Internet: Lan Huang suspected that he peed on one hand, it’s so disgusting.

Later, I learned to be good.After using the toilet, wash your hands, dry them with paper towels or use a hair dryer to dry them before going out.Then a new legend spread on the Internet: Lan Huang didn't wash his hands after going to the toilet, so disgusting.

……

Ah, my indissoluble bond with urine in this life.

02.

This talent show makes me uncomfortable, and I presumably make the show uncomfortable at the same time.

We reckon it's compatible.

When I am on this show, as this so-called idol mentor, there will always be problems.What happened to me at work yesterday was that I wanted to go to the toilet, and what happened to me at work today was that I wanted to eat.

When idols are active, they should try every means to lose weight, so as not to be too fat when they are on camera.Weight loss methods include but are not limited to eating less and eating more meals.I eat less, but I don't have the opportunity to eat more.This is especially cruel for a person who needs a high-intensity job.

At three o'clock in the afternoon, the program was being recorded, and the stage was dancing, and my stomach was already screaming like a hungry ghost.

When a person is hungry, blood sugar is low.Once the blood sugar is low, the expression will not be happy.

Normal idols put on a bad face, fans: The program group is not human!I feel sorry for my treasure!

The idol of the royal family put on a bad face, fans: If the prince doesn't want to open business, he can go back and lie on the dragon bed.

So I tried my best to control my expression and not let my expression collapse.

Don't I want to be ridiculed by fans in a weird way?No, it's because my current finances are simply not enough for me to buy a real dragon bed.

Wei Wei couldn't bear it any longer.I touched my pocket and felt that it was bulging.I put my hand into my pocket and took out the contents. It turned out to be the biscuits I took away after breakfast at the hotel this morning.

At such a moment, I actually took out the biscuit from my pocket. Didn’t God hint that I should eat it quickly, what else could it be?

After suffering and struggling violently, I decided to follow the instructions of the gods.Today, no one can stop me when I punish this hungry ghost and this disqualified idol.

The camera finally turned away from me a little bit, I quietly tore off the seal of the biscuit, bent down and pretended to tie my shoelaces, and took a quick bite.

Woohoo, great, my blood sugar is back.

After sitting up straight, I put my hands over my mouth and smiled, but actually I was chewing biscuits.

Successfully ate half of the biscuit silently, leaving half in his hand.what to do?

The dancer on the stage is a comedian, because he often dances with funny moves, which makes everyone laugh.

The success of stealing the biscuit for the first time gave me great courage. I decided to get rid of the other half and give away the biscuit with honor.

I pretended to be amused by a wrong dance move by a contestant on the stage, turned the chair around, and quickly threw the other half of the biscuit into my mouth.

Woohoo, it's cool, my happy mood flew back, I was reborn, and I reconciled with the garbage show group!

After the chair turned around, I chewed the biscuit in my mouth slowly and calmly.Half-covered, smiling, no one knows what I'm doing.

I thought no one would find out what I was doing.Suddenly, a person kicked my foot.

Glancing down, I saw that the foot that kicked me belonged to Zhu Chang.On the surface, Zhu Chang was serious about business, staring intently at the stage without squinting, but his lower body was inexplicably commotion here?

I think he was trying to hint me, the camera is on, stop chewing biscuits.But if I don't chew it down, could it be in my mouth?Wouldn't I be embarrassed if the host asked me to speak later?

So I ignore him and keep munching on my biscuit.

He kicked me again.

I got angry and kicked back.This time he lost his strength, he might have been hurt by the kick, his expression changed slightly, and he kicked more forcefully.

It is worthy of being the top of the strength. This leg used for dancing has a lot of strength.I felt the pain, almost choked on the pain, and fought back angrily again.

We fought and kicked each other under the table.For the first time, the common people at the bottom and the princes and nobles launched a fierce class conflict struggle for a piece of biscuit.

At this time, the funny players on the stage finished dancing.A mentor seriously commented on his dance, and then moved his eyes to us: "Aren't there two seniors who can show you? Are you two willing to come out and give advice to the younger generation?"

After he finished speaking, my chair accidentally tilted.The chair loses its center of gravity, which is a big disadvantage for me.

I was kicked out by Zhu Chang and fell forward.

I fell out of the tutor's seat.I am stunned.

Everyone looked at me and was quiet.A kind of quietness that comes from questioning, surprise, and the mentality of "how dare I rely on him to come out".

what happened?How did I come out?Why did I fly out?

Is it too late to go back now?

At this moment, I am at a loss for what to do.

There was a moment of silence, and everyone returned to the performance state quickly and applauded, and the host quickly echoed: "We, Shun Ming, are willing to perform! Shun Ming, how did you do that dance just now? Classmates, look!"

The contestants bowed politely and greeted politely: "Teacher, teach me."

With half a mouthful of biscuits in my mouth: "..."

Don't, don't mind.I dance, this is not to teach you, it is to blossom with you on stage, it is the material of the show that has been a hot search for a week, and it is the standard that the show redefines the core of comedy.

So, who caused this embarrassing situation to appear?

Who, who murdered the Emperor?

With the anger of being provoked by the throne, I was determined to give Zhu Chang a hard look, but I found that Zhu Chang was looking at me with a smile at the moment.

I get it, I get it.This teammate who is "not to be judged by appearance" is actually a black-bellied man with a strong desire for revenge.His previous non-competition and non-grabbing were all camouflage. He used to be secretive in order to sharpen his sword for ten years, so let's start the current battle for the throne!

Grab the throne, yes.But forcing the waste business to dance is too much.

Zhu Chang, at twelve o'clock tonight, I will secretly assassinate you!

The author says:

Zhu Chang has a strange elementary school mentality of "if you are interested in this girl, you have to grab her braids"

In addition, there is no need to doubt anymore, Lan Shunming is an attack, no matter what actions he does or what psychology he has, he is an attack.