I have been a royal these years

01.

The illegitimate student was photographed wearing the Tianzilong trousers given to me by black fans, which caused a lot of discussion on the Internet.

Then, the strange CP increases again.

I have to sigh that the current CP powder has an overly strong function of picking up garbage. Anything as hard as a rock can be eaten as candy, and any arsenic can be stuffed into the mouth.

Zhu Chang and I are in love with each other, even if they pull me and Voldemort, it is not such an exaggeration.

Some people suffer from plague, others wake up.Fans of the fake prince watched the movie with a cold eye and didn't think it was a big deal, so they posted a message: In less than a year, three people were tied up and fired for CP.

Attached is a picture of a person in the river: Is this "in the river" (reasonable)?

It made me angry.

Can you be content with this royal family?It's not enough to master the best resources in the world, do you want to harm the good people?

So I got up angrily and went straight to the next door: Zhu Chang, give me back my dragon trousers!

02.

On the second day, we went to the rehearsal of the program group and met the students who came to participate in the draft.

The emperor has been in a high position for a long time, seeing a group of young people who are full of enthusiasm and passion, full of enthusiasm and dreams, he feels uneasy, and he doesn't know how to put it out for a while.

After all, I have never participated in a talent show, and I have never worked so hard.

My success came so easily.It's really a blessing that I don't want to let anyone out.

Let Zhu Chang talk about his experience and experience over the years, and the contestants must be full of fighting spirit and longing.

Let me express some of my success speeches. The students must have clenched their fists and gritted their teeth on the spot, eager to show the broad masses of the people on the spot what a "compassionate teacher" and what a "filial disciple" are.

In the whole world, who doesn't hate the royal family?

In the whole world, who would not want to assassinate Lan Huang!

03.

After the rehearsal was over, the recording of the program started immediately the next day.

I sat in the instructor's seat and watched their first stage.

At first it was tactical support.

Followed by tactics.

Then there was Tactical Nod, Tactical Surprise, Tactical Applause, Tactical Standing Up.

A set of facial expressions and a set of movements are produced like an assembly line, which is the same as the previous performances, skillfully presented and completed in one go.

However, these expressions only persisted for a few stages, and I couldn't stand it.

I can't stand it, not because I'm tired, or because I can't continue acting.Instead, a force gathered in my body, forming a warm current, rushing down my body—I wanted to go to the bathroom.

However, the program team has discussed with us in advance. In order to ensure that the program is presented with the best effect, everyone should try their best to drain excess water from their bodies before the start, and do not move around during the recording process.

So, I can't move around now.I couldn't get up to go to the bathroom.

I was in so much pain and burst out with so many emotions.

Being a teacher is exhausting.

It is very tiring to post tutor comments.

Being a royal is exhausting.

Among a group of tender-looking students whose faces have been whitewashed by foundation, it is very tiring to help the program group find out who is more like a melon, so as to carry out CP matching.

There are nearly a hundred players, with varying quality.I am a crown prince who can't sing well by myself, how can I tell who can sing well and who can't?

What's more, I'm still suffocating excess water in my body.

It was the first time that someone was the crown prince, and it was so unpleasant.Sure enough, capitalists can control everything, even the freedom of human beings to go to the toilet.

What made me even more depressed was that during the entire program recording process, the program crew cue me, other instructors cue me, the host cue me, and the camera cue me crazily.For a moment, I couldn't tell whether I was here to be Luye's mentor or a flower blooming on the stage.

I suffocated so much that I wanted to make my expression wanton in pain.Glance at the camera.Good guy, four or five shots, surrounded me in 360 degrees.

Looking at the host again, good guy, his eyes have already pointed to me, and he is going to let me make a comment.

Help!I want to go to the bathroom!I have no spare energy to solve other problems!

The high-pitched voices are erupting on the stage, and the crowd's emotions are soaring to a hot spot.Even Zhu Chang, who usually has a very high posture in singing, received warm applause.

If the joys and sorrows of human beings are interlinked, then I must not be human.

In this happy and cheerful atmosphere, only my corner casts a shadow of pain.

Help!When will it end!Why should I hold my urine here for someone else's dream!Stop singing!I really want to go to the bathroom!

Why!Why do I have to bear the pain of holding my urine after I have passed the school age!

I put my hands together, I closed my eyes and looked up, I prayed to God, and I burst into tears.

I want to let God know that I surrendered.

04.

The editor is worthy of being called the wonderful craftsman of variety shows.As long as they are given a piece of material, whether there is a problem or a clip, they can cut out some problems.

The contestants danced hotly, and the camera cut to my expressionless face holding back my urine.

Public opinion: #蓝火洺 thinks this contestant is not good.

Professional fans wash public opinion with blood: "Strict teachers produce outstanding disciples! Brother Ming is so strict and handsome!"

The contestant sang high notes, and the camera cut to the painful expression of me holding my urine.

Public Opinion: #蓝灯洺 thinks the contestant's singing is ugly.

The professional fan bloodbathed the public opinion: "My brother Ming really doesn't know how to pretend, you can't sing well, it's not good, and I won't show you a good expression on purpose!"

Everyone's blood boiled because the performance reached a climax, and the scene cut to me begging God to get off work.

Public Opinion: #蓝火洺 begging God to let his ears go.

The professional fan bloodbathed the public opinion: "What do you know! It's because our brother Ming finally heard someone who can sing well, so he made this action! The marketing account is messed up to death!"

Who would know that my expression is tangled, my behavior is chaotic, and every frame and every second of my demeanor that I was cut out for everyone to analyze, I just tried my best to hold my urine?