[Transformers] Once upon a time there was a machine

Ten illusions of Tarn (Xuanji Lake):

1. The TF that Master Megatron appreciates the most is me.

2. I am a gentle and refined literary fan.

3. DJD is the most invincible and united team.

4. The six-stage killer is just a pawn that Master Megatron will soon get tired of.

5. One day Lord Megatron will kill Optimus Prime.

6. Lord Megatron will get tired of Starscream sooner or later, let me deal with him.

7. Do I think Caron is interested in me?

8. My singing is good, both Autobots and Decepticons like it very much.

9. The DJDs who obey me are all overwhelmed by my profound knowledge and personal charm.

10. As long as I work hard, one day Master Megatron will transfer me back to be a guard.

Cuarón's Ten Misconceptions:

1. The boss is very charismatic and persuasive.

2. The boss is just a personality cult to Lord Megatron.

3. The singing voice of the boss is not bad, but most people don't know how to appreciate it.

4. The persuasion of the boss is also good, it doesn't matter much about his ability.

5. Is the boss peeking at me all the time?

6. If I strangle Chew Chew (his nickname for Tinder Eater himself), Jizo can't do anything to me.

7. I can actually see.

8. Decepticons will one day conquer all Autobots, now it is just a transition.

9. Master Megatron wouldn't elope with an Autobot for a yellow kid.

10. DJD will always have a need to exist.

Qingqiu's Ten Misconceptions:

1. Saying ancient Chinese makes me appear more artistic than the boss.

2. I'm actually very good at communicating with people, and the people I talk to seem grumpy just because they're excited.

3. I'm also pretty good at convincing people that it doesn't matter that I force them to wear a mask.

4. I am not actually a scientist, but a poet.Oh, what I said has nothing to do with the fact that the boss's poems are always admired by Caron and others.

5. I actually hate Autobots, especially small ones.

6. Killing Alloy Shield has nothing to do with me wanting to see that little Autobot cry.

7. The war between the Autobots and the Decepticons will continue.

8. DJD will always exist.

9. If Karon crushed Jizo's vortex fox (fire devourer), Jizo would not dare to do anything to Karon.There is a boss backing Karon!

10. I am not obsessed with abuse this kind of game.What did you say I did yesterday?Well, yesterday doesn't count.Tomorrow, I will still be a fan of literature and art who is as elegant as the boss.

Ten Illusions of Tithras:

1. I joined a united and positive team.

2. The boss of the team treats everyone equally and treats everyone equally.

3. Such a friendly team, even the Autobots would be jealous.

4. Our boss is very sincere, and his admiration for Lord Megatron is also due to his loyalty.

5. Last time, the kid who turned into a bomb but didn't explode, and dared to yell at the boss, I don't think he is very brave.

6. It's not my proposal to let that kid go.

7. I can't remember who every TF that was thrown into my body was.

8. I am an important member of DJD and cannot be replaced.

9. It has nothing to do with the fact that Jizo's vortex fox becomes fat because I feed it secretly.

10. If the war is over, I must have a good sleep.

Ten Illusions of Ksitigarbha:

1. I am not fat at all.

2. My pet is not fat at all.

3. Since joining DJD, I have become loved by others, and they couldn't help screaming with joy when they saw me.

4. The boss thinks highly of me and always asks me to do the finishing work.

5. When Lord Megatron received us, he looked at me for [-] seconds longer than Tithras, which shows that I am more valued.

6. One day Qingqiu will provoke the boss because he is too jealous, and then I will throw him into the smelting furnace.

7. One day Caron will crush my vortex fox to death, and then I can blackmail the boss to pay me a new one.

8. One of our party was kind of weird, I saw him hide the little Autobot, but I believe it's just because he's interested in the little guy, he can't betray after all.

9. I guess Caron will leave us one day, even if the boss doesn't want to.

10. I wonder if my poor little pet doesn't like the food I prepare, and often goes out to hunt game, otherwise why does it not eat well but is so fat?

Ten Illusions of Tinder Eaters:

1. My master loves me very much.

2. Tithras also loves me very much, he always feeds me delicious food.

3. Although I can't fight the one named Tarn now, I will eat his kindling one day in the future. It has nothing to do with him stepping on my tail.

4. Although I can't beat the one named Caron now, but one day I will eat his kindling, which has nothing to do with him always pulling my hair out.

5. Who won't let me eat the little guy in the Autobots, even though I've found the little guy from an Autobot's armored shell.I figured it must be due to my size.

6. Although I haven’t seen the one named Megatron, I always listen to Tarn’s praises. I think his kindling is also delicious, and I will eat it one day.

7. The tinder of the Autobots tastes the same as the tinder of the Decepticons.

8. I'm used to the life here, and I never thought about running away and going back to the wild to find my real companion.

9. I am not annoyed at all that my master never bathes me or takes off my collar.

10. I never thought about eating my master's tinder, really.