[Transformers] Once upon a time there was a machine

As it turns out, I was right.It is true that the universe will be destroyed by sound waves.

I just told him that he can only choose one TF to live together seriously at a time, that's all, why would it trigger a cosmic crisis! !When I heard the communication from the ambulance saying that Jazz was wanted when he went to the earth to relax and accidentally shot and killed humans; I really want to hide my face.

Compared with those embarrassing bastards, I want to know why the ambulance, which is an Autobot, uses the frequency of my intelligence officer to communicate with me, Sonic, I will destroy you humanely no matter how unclean you are!

So the plan was not as fast as changing, and I finally turned around and went back to clean up the cosmic crisis created by my intelligence officer.

Not surprisingly, I met Optimus Prime.

"Megatron, look, we're better off with this..."

"Don't talk to me."

"……work together."

"Stay away from death, pervert."

Optimus Prime squatted on the ground and circled for a few seconds, then quickly stood up again.

"Save the universe first. When the universe is safe and sound, you can kill me to pieces. Old Wei, I..."

Who allows you to call me Lao Wei!I immediately pressed him and beat him up.

If you fight back, you still have to cooperate.It's not that I'm boasting. Once my scientific chief gets mad, I can't make a fuss about him.So I teamed up with Optimus Prime (I didn't want to join forces with him, he forced it!) to beat up the shock wave that almost exploded after merging with the universe.

The facts this time made me feel sorry for him, and I solemnly warned Sheng Bo, this time he really should be more honest with me.

BOND is a serious matter, you can't just do it with TF.

MATE is also a very serious matter, you can only choose one TF you like, one! !Don't flirt with so many TFs at the same time!

Even if the universe is almost destroyed because of this embarrassing thing, I still don't want to wake up one day to find that my intelligence officer has been dismembered by many lovers and only parts are left.

"Don't give me such a general concept of the strongest, do you want to trigger a space war? Give me a clear and definite answer!!!"

I tugged at Soundwave's neck and shook it vigorously.

My intelligence officer shook my arm pitifully a few times, and finally sighed.

……sigh?I haven't heard him make a sound with his own sound generator for nearly ten thousand years, right?

"Sorry, I really didn't expect to cause such a big misunderstanding." The intelligence officer told me sincerely, "I thought everyone should understand that the adjective 'the strongest TF' belongs to you."

……

Slag, what did you just say, wait for me! ! !

I was shocked by the confession of my intelligence officer, and then I saw the leader of the Autobots making a gloomy gesture, and many Autobots suddenly appeared, as if to surround us.

"I think we should have a good talk about your intelligence officer's threat to the universe, Megatron. For the peace of the universe, in order to avoid triggering a larger-scale armed conflict, it is more appropriate to hand him over to me."

"Damn, retreat!"

Are you a mob boss, slag? ?I 囧囧 carried the sound wave and ran away quickly.Thanks to Pushen I and Sonic's deformation mode is the plane and Optimus Prime is the wheel.

Wait, why does Optimus Prime also fly!

"He caught Starscream, and now Skyfire is very active in listening to him."

My intelligence officer exposes the sinister true colors of the mob boss.

"It's all you!! Why do you say strange things at a strange time!!!"

"At other times, with your character, my lord, you will definitely talk about him and then run away again."

...Because it's too much trouble.

"Actually, if you agree, I will solve all the troubles for you. I can make Optimus Prime and others never see you. The question is, what do you think in your heart, Lord Megatron?"

I looked at my intelligence officer rather complicatedly. With his intelligence operation ability, he does have the ability to do it.

"What do you think about the future? You already have the world, so you should also think about it for yourself. Who do you want to spend with in the future, please think carefully. No matter what the decision is, I will I will do my best to achieve it for you.”

Tears welled up in my eyes, I just marry such an intelligence officer!But given the madness of Shockwave, I still... I still... think again.

With a group of Autobots and their leaders behind me, I was so entangled in my thoughts.