[Transformers] Once upon a time there was a machine

"I left it from wrestling with Starscream Slag, what's wrong?"

Anyway, it's only natural for me to fight Starscream, and everyone in Cybertron knows it!

Lip King's expression was quite distorted: "Oh, Starscream, I will tear up that slag next time I see you." What kind of posture is needed to rub the paint to that position! !

I nodded to express my appreciation, although I have torn Starscream countless times, but the slag is still alive and well.When I asked Sonic to find someone for me, I shouldn't have added the 'not easy to kill', really.

"In that case, let's play wrestling too, Lord Megatron. You said you would come and kill me yourself, and you owe me that!"

After finishing speaking, Lip King rushed over ferociously!Is the tomb egg really produced on the same assembly line as Tarn?After thinking about the five corresponding ways of 360 in my mind, I didn't move in the end, and I was rushed by him.

"Come on, Megatron, fight!!"

Stay still.

"Megatron??"

Change without moving.

"Why don't you fight!!"

I silently looked at the brat who was grabbing my shoulder and shaking desperately, boy, shaking M is a disease, it must be cured!

"You created me! I want to destroy you! Didn't you come to kill me, why are you ignoring me!!!"

Good, abusive story!So he has been thinking that I am his father?The miserable nervous system is also a disease!Get over it, man! !

"I won't kill you." Because it's too troublesome, I believe DJD will kill you for me.

"Damn it, what do you think I am!!"

This question is a bit strange, I thought about his previous behaviors: "Children?"

"...I'm not a kid. No!! I'm not Megatron of Slag!!!!"

Why am I excited again? I'm old and I don't understand why young TFs are so glassy.

No, wait for me! !

Slag what are you doing! ! !

"Don't chew—hiss!!!"

This guy is gnawing on my body where the red paint is printed!And after eating one place, go to another place!Shit, Optimus Prime is all your fault! !

I have to admit that the body of Lip King is the lips!The slag is too sticky and uncomfortable! !Don't leave electrolyte on my body! ! !

Just as I was about to stand up and teach the slag a lesson, I heard a loud noise, and then the slag fell down.But instead of falling towards me, someone picked him up and threw him aside.

"Master Megatron, are you alright?"

Tarn, it's actually Tarn!I breathed a sigh of relief and grabbed his hand to get up.

"It's okay, why are you here?"

"Well, I thought of a new poem just now, and I wanted to share it with Lord Megatron =V="

Is it midnight?I hesitated to look at this tracked vehicle that was no less lethal than Optimus Prime.

"I heard it just now, Lord Megatron, it's a pity that you don't want to kill the Overlord. But don't worry, I will train|tune him to be quite obedient and let him serve the Lord."

No, you misunderstood something.And you use it as a pronoun, I don't even want to know what kind of project your so-called training is!Also, I don't want lip service! ! !

There is one thing I want to clarify early on, that is, I and NND are straight, really straight!My first love was Alita, and later I liked Black Widow. In short, I like dangerous or smart strong women, not male TF! !Why, why are girls chasing Optimus Prime all these years, and men chasing me? It's not fair! !After the war that year, the most damaging thing Optimus Prime did was not only snatching Alita away as his girlfriend, but also taking all the female Autobots into his own organization, so that we Decepticons can't get any money. arrive!Monopolizing the female or something, can I not fight him hard! !

"Master Megatron, are you going to rest at this late hour? Can I..."

Immediately, I punched Tarn with a straight-buy punch.

This thing flies to the wall very cooperatively.

Even if I'm lazy and don't bother to pay attention to you slags, it doesn't mean that my fighting power doesn't exist!Bastard slags, if you want to take advantage of me, it's better to live in the next life! !

"Here. Me. Get out!!!"

"YES, MYLOARD, YES..."

Tan groaned and gave the above response, glanced at me with drunken eyes as if he had been drunk, then quickly lowered his head and dragged Bawang away.

I went to the door, squatted down, and buckled the door panel on the door frame and smashed it back.

Hmph, it's finally quiet.

I lay down on the charging bed, yawned and lay down.

Go to sleep for a while.

Uh, I always feel like I really want to forget something... Forget it, I'm too tired, let's talk about it tomorrow.

……

The door of the cupboard opened suddenly, and a TF fell to the ground.

With such a fall, he woke up.

"Ah... my head hurts..."

When the red-painted TF looked up, he found that his old opponent was asleep on the charging bed?As for the surroundings, it was in a mess, and it seemed that the battle was brutal.Looking at the old opponent again, some places on his body have red paint printed on it, and some places have been chewed off the paint...? ! ! !

The leader of the Autobots covered his head in fear and trepidation.

"God, I... what did I do!!!"